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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
1:1 don't stick your club in crazy, feminist = crazy.
clydefrog69
They are all feminist now
Southanarchist
I know
clydefrog69
Seriously, women are feminist whenever it is convenient now
clydefrog69
All of them
TheMildOne
All women are crazy
AphoticSolace
Yes
clydefrog69
Even the most conservative women, once you divorce them, boom.
AphoticSolace
Even before then
clydefrog69
They get their clit pierced and start stomping on cocks
Southanarchist
Sexi
clydefrog69
With doc martins
AphoticSolace
Am while you watch!
Southanarchist
Sexier
TheMildOne
No such thing as a conservative woman.
clydefrog69
And blue hair
Southanarchist
That’s not true
TheMildOne
Conservative means responsible. Women are never.
clydefrog69
TradCON, ever heard of it?? TradCON wives are just FBI informants.
AphoticSolace
Shit it's Marge Simpson
TheMildOne
Marriage is for dipshit simps
Southanarchist
Sounds like it was a bitter divorce. I’m sorry that happened to you bro.
TheMildOne
The divorce was amazing. It was the marriage that was dumb.
TheMildOne
Divorce is expensive because it's worth it.
TheMildOne
Conservative women are fucking chameleons
TheMildOne
They are snakes disguised as tradcons
JulianDelphiki
some are clowns
WOW! A good idea! Rare!
Scobee
@RekietaLaw You need to have lucas back on since he is done with his case
Science is not their strong suit
Carimachet
Newtons la if relativity of gravity
Cari goes alternative medicine again...
Carimachet
Frankincense is medicine > there’s a reason that the wise men had frankincense and myrrh > health reasons
AphoticSolace
They used it to cover the stench of death
Carimachet
No > it is antibacterial anti fungal anti everything > it’s to keep diseases out of a community NOT the smell you crazy western freak
AphoticSolace
Lol OK... It was also used by royalty to cover the stench of death on the ossuaries
clydefrog69
I have heartburn
Carimachet
Peppermint
Carimachet
Altoids
Carimachet
Strong mint
Carimachet
Or eat mint leaves
Carimachet
In Turkey they eat fresh mint with breakfast > with parsley too and white fresh cheese > sheep and goat milk white fresh cheese > you know that cheese????
Carimachet
Mint and parsley help digestion and blood flow and lungs and when you pair things with a fat it helps the body absorb it better >>> also turmeric is a pain killer but made more effective when paired with something like milk or cream or cheese
Carimachet
Yay you are probably pitta dosha in Ayuvedic medicine > fire body type doesn’t need more fire > eat sour cream with your salsa it will cool it down
Even the LOCALS knows numbers are inflated...
MattHimSelph
are the Rumble views listed on the video accurate? It's hard to believe that a video with only 2k likes has like 650k views.
CenoBitanari
Nick is buying views!!!
CenoBitanari
Or is it rumble?
MattHimSelph
I think it must be rumble pushing their sponsored creators.
Conspiracy posting:
Carimachet
But I don’t know elites are crazy as hell > the Israelis developed a poison that can be sprayed in someone’s ear > they used it on Hamas leader in Jordan and the Jordanian king made them give the anecdote BECAUSE the security team of the Hamas guy caught the Israelis doing the dirty deed if they didn’t catch them the guy would have been assassinated and no one would know how
Carimachet
All to say the elites do crazy ass shit > you know the anthrax that was mailed to gov offices before Iraq war was a strain of anthrax that originated in Virginia where the CIA lives
Carimachet
They specifically stated it was a strain from Iraq and they killed the scientist that oversaw the lab in Virginia
They are paying to keep people in chat
havenking
I'm writing an email to locals support right now. But may not matter since my membership ends 2nd April
I really don't think there is much legally interesting to talk about concerning Ethan Ralph. He is broke, living in Mexico and can't afford any serious legal defense in any of the things he is involved in. The only question is how badly he is going to lose. All the court filings are typically aimed at attacking/hurting the other side rather than legally accomplishing anything. I would not expect a judge to have sympathy with anyone involved.
Ethan Ralph is not healthy enough to go to jail and I can't see him being sent there. He doesn't really have anything of value that can be taken away from him at this point.
Just don't know what is really left to cover given that Ralph's legal proceedings (while ongoing) are weeks old now and not much has happened recently apart from a lame Killstream movie and Ralph starting a move to Locals.
From my understanding there was going to be a segment on dead board's favourite irrelevant fat midget, and his liberal paedophilia accusations with the other family's stupid twitter taunting antics.
Balldo would have been in a good position to address some of the queries about what is and isn't a domestic violence restraining order violation.
At least his information would have been better than a-log's infighting bickering and shitting up threads with retarded moralising. It could have been something alright to listen to, but Balldo is a lazy drunken dunce with a shorter attention span than his alcoholic erectile dysfunction.
But I don’t know elites are crazy as hell > the Israelis developed a poison that can be sprayed in someone’s ear > they used it on Hamas leader in Jordan and the Jordanian king made them give the anecdote BECAUSE the security team of the Hamas guy caught the Israelis doing the dirty deed if they didn’t catch them the guy would have been assassinated and no one would know how
Oddly true. The incident happened in 1997 in Jordan to Khaled Meshal. Two Israeli operatives using Canadian passports sprayed the guy in the ear and then they got caught. But the antidote wasn't supplied because the King of Jordan "made them". The lives of the two agents were essentially spared and then bartered back to Israel in a deal that included the antidote and whole bunch of other prison releases.
Assassinations like this were a big deal in 1997. But at least in terms of the US government now, its meaningless. The US runs a vast international campaign where people are targetted and killed by drones. There is no legal or judicial system to it. The US President just writes out an order and the person is made dead. Nobody bothers with ear poisons anymore. They just blow the target up.
LOCALS THOT Doesn't know why she isn't making more money at a service job
ThisJustinCase
hows the new job? =]
basedfromMars
IS OKKKKKK its not as great of money as everyone was saying so Im like ????
MrStirFry99
they never are.
ThisJustinCase
if you calculate it for the year, does it come close?
basedfromMars
Wait I meant my old job was easier but I made the same amount, sorry retardation
basedfromMars
Lmao I wrote that wrong, meant I was less exhausted and had shorter shifts but made the same money at my old job
basedfromMars
Lmao everyone is like “ITS SPRING BREAK HERE COME THE $400 SHIFTS” and me and the new people are like bitch where
basedfromMars
Gonna see how the next few weeks go and if it doesnt get better imma find somewhere else to work bc this is annoying hours and its not worth it
ThisJustinCase
idk how bottle service actually works, but do you make most of your money from tips?
AphoticSolace
Gud luck
Charlie101101
Work smarter not smarter not harder
ThisJustinCase
yeah that sounds liek a good plan =P
basedfromMars
Yeah but I also serve at the resort part, my shifts are half bottle service half normal serving
Charlie101101
Shake that ass for some better tips
basedfromMars
Bottle service is fun but I was talking to a girl who did bottle service in tampa and she said she would expect to make at least $500/shift so im like WHAT AM I DOING
MrStirFry99
wear tighter pants and lower cut shirts?
basedfromMars
Hahaha its not even that, our night club will be dead AF some nights
Another person who has plans for Nick's show better than Nick!
MrStirFry99
does anyone else want to see Nick interview Afroman?
Admissions of breaking TOS
TheMildOne
How many have you noticed that I lurk until chat is dead and then post pornography
It's obvious he's just goofing off from his "job" because it isn't giving him the dopamine hit it used to. Another ego-driven online human cancer has lost the will to stream.
It's obvious he's just goofing off from his "job" because it isn't giving him the dopamine hit it used to. Another ego-driven online human cancer has lost the will to stream.
Don't disagree that Nick is both lazy and disinterested, but he's also a raging narcissist.
So much of his ego is tied into his "I'm rich bitch" and "#2 YouTube superchatter" claims to fame.
With the Depp trial bonanza well in the rearview mirror and nothing on the horizon, he's going to have to figure out some way to replace that income to feed his narcissistic supply.
Balldoboy opened tonight’s stream apologizing because Coomalot wasn’t going to be on because he was at the race track. The stream title featured Coomy so Nick must just throw shit against the wall and assume everyone will drop what they’re doing to show up for his “show”. Clearly zero effort to actually source guests or get shit right on Nicks part.
After that he apologized for being sick. He claimed he was damn near deathly ill and couldn’t stream because wait for it…..he was dehydrated. Thats the best line of shit he can come up with that he thinks is believable? I don’t even know what to say.
I said last night that there was no way in hell Nick was missing his Friday coomer congress, so obviously he's on tonight. Ironically enough it appears that Camelot has skipped tonight, even though he (of course) has top billing in the show title.
After that he apologized for being sick. He claimed he was damn near deathly ill and couldn’t stream because wait for it…..he was dehydrated. Thats the best line of shit he can come up with that he thinks is believable? I don’t even know what to say.
That's right. Although last night when cancelling he said he was "sick", resorting to "meds and sleep", and seemed to blame the "dang kids" for getting him sick, tonight he suggested he was probably "dehydrated" and said he was pounding back Gatorades all day today.
I guess if you were being generous, you could say nothing he's said thus far is an indication he's gone outright hostile towards the Farms. Certainly not at the same level of somebody like Masterson, Ralph, Keffals, etc.
It's totally fair to say he's not hostile against the site. He's hostile against the thread, though. He went on a 2-minute long kitchen rant about how posters the thread were "bottom-barrel Farmers" a couple weeks ago.
It's totally fair to say he's not hostile against the site. He's hostile against the thread, though. He went on a 2-minute long kitchen rant about how posters the thread were "bottom-barrel Farmers" a couple weeks ago.
Yes. Also where he does his performative pig eating, shoveling crap into his gaping cockholster and making dog eating noises (unintentionally) and his creepy low talking or as some people call it his ASMR voice. That's his new voice of authority act. It's pretty irritating and pathetic.
Yes. Also where he does his performative pig eating, shoveling crap into his gaping cockholster and making dog eating noises (unintentionally) and his creepy low talking or as some people call it his ASMR voice. That's his new voice of authority act. It's pretty irritating and pathetic.
It's gross to eat food while talking, especially on the Internet where you don't even have to do that gross, weird shit. Is Nick turning into that creepy kid people would pay to eat weird shit for a nickel?
Was he raised in a barn? Or did he choose this animalistic existence despite the best attempts of his parents to socialize him?
After that he apologized for being sick. He claimed he was damn near deathly ill and couldn’t stream because wait for it…..he was dehydrated. Thats the best line of shit he can come up with that he thinks is believable? I don’t even know what to say.
It’s believable because he was “dehydrated” aka hungover. Pretty common symptom of drinking too much. Either that or he didn’t guzzle enough cum over the last week so he had to catch up
After that he apologized for being sick. He claimed he was damn near deathly ill and couldn’t stream because wait for it…..he was dehydrated. Thats the best line of shit he can come up with that he thinks is believable? I don’t even know what to say.
It’s believable because he was “dehydrated” aka hungover. Pretty common symptom of drinking too much. Either that or he didn’t guzzle enough cum over the last week so he had to catch up
and when you pair things with a fat it helps the body absorb it better >>> also turmeric is a pain killer but made more effective when paired with something like milk or cream or cheese
body type doesn’t need more fire > eat sour cream with your salsa it will cool it down
