Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[An Sionnach Seang]

He types the way Peets talks. Saying “fucken” and “fack you” every sentence.
I think it’s a fat faggot thing.

could be worse, he could say "ducking" like a Redditard, or "fuckjng" like Basic Becky Gerber

 

[A Sunset]

Just popping into the thread today to remind Shame that he’s my retard slave gimp, and that I have been right about all my Shame Theories so far - the latest being that he refused to smile open-mouth to hide his hideous and stinky teeth. Yikes!

Shame is a trained monkey, hopping up and down on command for my amusement, and is the Kiwi Farm’s slave. Now go ook at someone, dim-witted monkey. I better see you start a fight on Twitter about trannies before tonight, or no bananas for you.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Shame, man, I would love to see you take the advice in this thread and learn and grow

I don't. I want to see this man actively defy the advice on this thread until he's hiding in Mexico, married to a horse.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I don't. I want to see this man actively defy the advice on this thread until he's hiding in Mexico, married to a horse.

There can only be one ralphamale at a time.

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

Most stores do refer to it as “facing” (or did forever ago) but this fat retard couldn’t possibly grasp the concept that some stores, even within the same chain, may use different terminology. Also, imagine getting so worked up about how people refer to facing. Another warrantless chimp out, eh monkey?

This man is the epitome of “I used to work there in ‘97 so I’m positive absolutely nothing has changed since then. You’re wrong.”
The Twitter kid is right. Current era Walmart tells their staff it’s called “Zoning.” I cannot imagine having such a fragile ego that I’d not only argue with a young teen online about retail terms, but also try to one up said teen trying to make myself sound important to the fucking retail industry.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Day 12 of waiting for the knock!

On the first day of Knockmas, Shane gave to me
A thread on the forums Kiwi

On the second day of Knockmas, Shane gave to me
300 lbs selfies and a thread on the forums kiwi

Etc etc

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I love how every time someone mentions his address he claims to have just moved. He's said it like once a year. Is that even possible when you're in free government housing?

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

I love how every time someone mentions his address he claims to have just moved. He's said it like once a year. Is that even possible when you're in free government housing?

Actually, yes. If you get on the section 8 program and live in the state assigning it for the time stated by your case manager you can transfer it to any state you choose. If he is in the low income housing program it is a different story and is based on income and not transferrable

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane, @"KF Cruiser"

Maybe you won't diet to save your life or protect your rapidly eroding tooth roots.... but have you ever considered that maybe you could set aside being an asshole to everyone, and act humble long enough to hold a job for a full year?

After sabotaging yourself for at least the last forty years now, maybe it's worth trying to put down the mountain dew and James Bond Q persona for long enough to earn some real bragging credentials?

You post daily to a twitter with absolutely zero engagement, comments or likes. You journal your life to nobody -- you've blocked everybody, for caring about your health, for disagreeing with you, for existing under a different name than Shane Nokes, etc.
Isn't time to try a different approach? This one clearly isn't working.

Nah. Let's be real. You're going to double-down with your microsoft alumni buddies in the secret service bunker. You're going to eat twice as much to cope with the guilt of overeating. You're probably going to transition gender to gain more fans. You're going to brush half as often as... nevermind, half of zero is still zero.
And you're going to think these are the actions of a winner... oblivious to the sad truth.

How about you try a new, different approach?
We're your only audience left. Just say hello!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

There can only be one ralphamale at a time.

that's why they have to duel it out like the highlander or the thunder-dome, two retard gunts enter, one retard gunt leaves.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So one jar of that Hazelnut spread has 1890 calories or 210 calories per serving (each jar is 9 servings) Each serving has 14% saturated fats and 82gs of sugars. This is why you're fat Shane.
You're better off making some protein powder cookies (peanut butter is best) and then take a 2km walk every other day. Get some ginger and grate about 2 inches of it and boil it some water and drink it. You'll start seeing a lot of change as you'll get rid of water weight. Be sure to add some honey to it if you can't handle strong ginger taste.
This way you wont be an obese fuck.

 

[A Sunset]

So one jar of that Hazelnut spread has 1890 calories or 210 calories per serving (each jar is 9 servings) Each serving has 14% saturated fats and 82gs of sugars. This is why you're fat Shane.
You're better off making some protein powder cookies (peanut butter is best) and then take a 2km walk every other day. Get some ginger and grate about 2 inches of it and boil it some water and drink it. You'll start seeing a lot of change as you'll get rid of water weight. Be sure to add some honey to it if you can't handle strong ginger taste.
This way you wont be an obese fuck.

I think it’s funny that Shame refuses to step on a scale and prove he’s not 300+ pounds. He’s too much of a libshit coward to do that publicly. Here’s his old weight claim:



He claimed 205 (and of course he’s 5’9“, but that’s a separate issue).

Shame could easily prove his current weight by making a Twitter video, today, and just show him stepping on a scale in real time. He won’t though. All the Christians and Republicans on Twitter would see what a big fat fuck he is, and have a good laugh! LOL!

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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No fucking way

If Fat Rick really did write this guy as a character, I'd have to respect him as an author. It takes an act of creative genius to write "raped by a butter knife."

 

[Schwarzwald]

lol at this retired tech support invalid referring to the microsoft corporation as "we"
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I'm so damn sick of the Microsoft documentaries leaving out the crucial role that Shane Nokes played in the company's establishment and history. He was every bit as important as Gates, Allen, and Ballmer in making Microsoft work and succeed as a company. The inevitable Bill Gates biopic better not continue the Shnokes erasure, especially the part about how he wouldn't allow butterknives anywhere on the Microsoft campus because it triggered his PTSD. Without Shnokes, there truly wouldn't have been a Microsoft.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think it’s funny that Shame refuses to step on a scale and prove he’s not 300+ pounds. He’s too much of a libshit coward to do that publicly. Here’s his old weight claim:

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I’m willing to take the stand and agree that Shane is 6,205 lbs. still weighs less than the Hummer EV.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This man is the epitome of “I used to work there in ‘97 so I’m positive absolutely nothing has changed since then. You’re wrong.”
The Twitter kid is right. Current era Walmart tells their staff it’s called “Zoning.” I cannot imagine having such a fragile ego that I’d not only argue with a young teen online about retail terms, but also try to one up said teen trying to make myself sound important to the fucking retail industry.

Wait, wait, are you saying this guy didn't "run a multi-national retail empire"? I just don't want you looking stupid when Shane pulls out the receipts.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Wait, wait, are you saying this guy didn't "run a multi-national retail empire"? I just don't want you looking stupid when Shane pulls out the receipts.

Man fuck that Shane guy, fuck him with a butter knife sideways.

 

[Meriasek]

Wait, wait, are you saying this guy didn't "run a multi-national retail empire"? I just don't want you looking stupid when Shane pulls out the receipts.

Just waiting for him to post old actual Walmart receipts showing that he bought something with an employee discount, if something like that is a thing.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Imagine not knowing Partpicker exists yet claiming to be a tech genius

The funniest part about this is alllllll the bitching he is doing about not having time to research the issue.

It’s a single cable. Unplug the 5v rgb line from the fan controller and plug it into the motherboard header. It’s literally a single wire and it’s labeled where it goes.

He’s complaining about an issue that could be fixed in under 15 seconds, no research required.

Super leet haxxor indeed.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I finished reading this thread, and I'm gonna be hooked on it from now on!

The thing about this guy, there were some times I started to feel bad for him. But then there was a new screenshot of him acting like a fucking moron giving anime villain monologues and taunting people in Twitter and being just displeasant in general. It makes me really wonder, how does someone like that become the way he is now? I tend to bet it was a bump on the head or he's just a fat retard from birth, but I'd like to know more of the context that led him to be what he is now. Even if his butter knife story is true or not (It's fucking hilarious the detail of being sodomized by something as trivial as a butter knife).

So, tubby, if you're reading this. Could you explain something to us about your experience taunting people online? Could you explain that screenshot of soliciting nudes of a teenage girl? Come on, you fatty retard, you don't have anything to lose answering those questions.