Nah, Fatty has always been like this. The guy had the fucking audacity to call his shitty sauce "the best sauce you'll ever taste", there is no way someone running a business with any amount of self-awareness would actually name shit like that unless it's because they had won some awards or something to at least try and give some credibility to it.
Personal responsibility? What's that?
Looking forward to Jack on the go when he uses his wheelchair to use the drive thru
Ngl, the thought of Jack powering his Scooty Puff wheelchair through the drive thru demanding his double bacon bourbon cheeseburger through the speaker would be hilarious as a video.
Not Jagoff but I've seen landwhales do this to get their 30 piece McNuggets and diet coke.
The problem is he'd be slurring so much and wouldn't be able to put the bag into the basket and would have the attendant reach over and drop it in.
Think about it. It would be funny to watch Jack complain about them "just throwing the food into the basket" when the video shows they're just doing their best to reach out and put it in their as gently as possible. I'd almost give my baby toe for that episode.
He probably isn't even physically capable of doing that disgusting thing where his tongue comes out like an anime tentacle while he rams an entire burger down his throat while the sauce sprays out all over his XXXXL T-shirt.
If Jack only has one arm and it's busy piloting a power chair, he could adapt an Obi self-feeder or a Meal Buddy or an iEAT to sit on the handlebars and keep his energy up.
He'll go for the iEAT because it sounds like an apple product
I am an atheist, but god giving him another stroke is definitely god doing something right
That would be hilarious. Imagine him trying to eat a cheeseburger or plate of ribs using one of those things.
Anticipating the reviews on the Tech Time channel
Except it will be the cheap Chinesium knockoff because the other ones didn't send him one for free so he got the cheapest possible one on Alibaba he could find.
Anyone feel like Jack's setting himself up for a heart attack? I feel that he's paying attention to the wrong issues, and his heart is going to explode in a geyser of pure fat.
