Containment What If?

This subject actually deserves some serious discussion, since it comes up as an aside in almost every thread about Chris.

But this is a really shitty way to introduce the topic.
 
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he's pretty fucked up and retarded tbh. i bet he would be eligible for assisted suicide if virginia allowed it.
 
Hortator said:
Chris has autism and possibly undiagnosed social anxiety disorder. He has on several occasions referred to ADD, which is also likely true, and many have described his behavior as narcissistic.

So yes he is heavily challenged, but nobody is beyond help.
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If Borb were to force him into therapy when he was younger, then he maybe he could overcome it. However, I believe Chris is far past the point of outgrowing autism. At this point, it's all he knows.
 
Another random thought. This should be in the megathread for bullshit like this.
 
Mister Grumpy Pants said:
We'd have garfieldchu indeed. The web comic would have a singing Liz the vet instead of robotnik or Ren Syssor
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Oh this is easy to answer. If Chris was obsessed with Garfield, all his classmates would say "Garfield is dead" and he'd try to throw himself down stairs to kill himself.

my what if question." What if Chris was REALLY a Trekie? instead of just mimicking Peter Griffin's use of "star dates"?
 
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JOHNANnesburg said:
Oh this is easy to answer. If Chris was obsessed with Garfield, all his classmates would say "Garfield is dead" and he'd try to throw himself down stairs to kill himself.

my what if question." What if Chris was REALLY a Trekie? instead of just mimicking Peter Griffin's use of "star dates"?
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He'd be overweight, undersexed, autistic and obsessive. Oh wait...
 
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JOHNANnesburg said:
my what if question." What if Chris was REALLY a Trekie? instead of just mimicking Peter Griffin's use of "star dates"?
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His reaction to the J.J. Abrams remakes:
SPOCK'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE GODDAMMIT! Oh wait, they are... BUT NOT THAT SHADE OF BLUE!!

Then he will get himself banned from Regal Cinemas and then he'll mace the usher.
 
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What if Chris bought a lot of Mcdonalds food and then started his own restaurant selling the food at a higher price?
 
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