🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[John Andrews Stan]

If Mantsu miscarries, Ralph is going to pull the carcass out of the toilet and show it off on his stream — just to “prove” it wasn’t aborted. He thinks about Warski almost as much as he thinks about Harry, Josh and Daddy Jim.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Plus, if he pulled it out of the trash, if you leave a pregnancy test sit long enough, it always turns positive in the end. That’s why they tell you not to read it after 15 minutes. How long was it in there?

Trash cheeseburgers and trash pregnancy tests

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

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Demon child 3 incoming

Wasn't this confirmed a month or two ago or was I just living in the Bearenstein universe temporarily?

 

[Paladin Derich]

Is he just gonna off himself if it's another girl? Lmao.

If it's a boy I can almost guarantee Rozy will be more forgotten about than she already is.

Even if it's a boy, there's nothing of value that ralph will pass on, other than hedonism.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Even if it's a boy, there's nothing of value that ralph will pass on, other than hedonism.

Now that’s not fair. The plasma centers will take what they can get from just about anybody, so that kid could earn up to $40/week someday. More if he sells a kidney.

 

[3MMA]

Plus, if he pulled it out of the trash, if you leave a pregnancy test sit long enough, it always turns positive in the end. That’s why they tell you not to read it after 15 minutes.

Well that’s apparently exactly what the genius Gunt did. This is all too premature, jumping the gun. Idiot has such lack of content that he stumbles over to the trash can & pulls out a discarded pregnancy test, versus talking to the wife. Way to treat it like a cumdump, Gunt. This is on the level of a trashburger, and not yet substantiated from the horses mouth. Gunt literally scraping the garbage can for content, not surprising.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I just can't imagine how their finances would hit without grandpappy Harry, unless the horse leaves that child is gonna be so messed up, Rozy.tv had Harry's cash to start her out the first few months at the very least, now it's just them with another baby on the way plus another child that is an infant and can't be forgotten about. The horse will also be very busy due to the Ralpha male policy of never changing diapers (or doing the bare minimum of care for a child).

 

[Meowstery]

Maybe Ralph really IS going to fit in well in Mexico. Churning out more children than he needs despite barely affording the first one is very accurate for his new home. Without Harry to stealth raise the child by sending Pantsu money and supplies this is going to be even more of a nightmare. Goodluck on the second job, Horse! You'll need the money!

 

[Pignat]

>not announcing it on April fools to fuck with the haydurs
Especially after the last announcement was false, smh.

 

[Deezy]

Haha. Literally the only joy Ralph gets out of this is informing Harry for the sake of spite. He hates May, has admitted he thinks she is retarded damaged goods, and he hates Rozy and children in general.

IMO, let him have his small win for tonight. It will turn into a much bigger L for him later. Like a lolcow savings bond or something.

 

[PlaguePuppy]

Now, is this child an own against Josh still, or a fuck you to Amanda's dad?

Yes

With how much Xanax and booze is flowing through his veins, on top of the ugly horsebride, I'd say it's still a feat that defies nature.

Cue up the "god's plan" wigger video of him driving looking like an absolute idiot after he left court.

When there is no more room in hell, Pantsu gets pregnant again.

 

[troonkin]

How is May feeling ? Seeing how fucked she is with Rosie there is no way she is happy about getting another one.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

2 children growing up to hate him wasn't enough.

Given all the booze and pills, there's a chance the third kid's born too retarded to know how to hate him.

 

[.iota.]

if (and i do mean if) there is another guntling, i would be willing to wager that mr. morris will be holding his second grandchild in less time than it took for the drunken swine to finally hold his first-born son.

 

[Zaryiu2]

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Demon child 3 incoming

I'll be waiting for proof besides the written word of well known liar and utter retard Ethan Olivier Ralph

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Even if it's a boy, there's nothing of value that ralph will pass on, other than hedonism.

Don't forget Grandpa Ronnie's fucking lead ring that causes finger rot

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I feel bad for Pantsu, say what you want, dude just had a kid and is struggling to take care of it already.

I don't think creating more future-fatherless monsters who will grow up stealing my kids bike is what America needs...

Don't suppose Ralph just wokeup from a blackout and still thinks its April 1st?

Also Null said it in the past, early announcing pregnancy's is not a good move. I forgot the exact number but I'm pretty sure its 1:3 pregnancies' have a miscarriage's in the first trimester.
Granted she may be past that and this whole time Ralph was desperately trying to get Pantsu to abort the retort like he did with Faith and only now gave up.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I feel bad for Pantsu, say what you want, dude just had a kid and is struggling to take care of it already.

Fucking simp. She CHOSE this life. She CHOSE that pig. Go be captain save-a-horse somewhere else.

 

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And I saw when the Whorse opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.

And I saw, and behold a white pig: and he had a purse; and xanax was given unto him: and he went forth hollering, and to holler.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.

And there went out another horse named Xander.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a neglected Rozy.

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of booze for a penny, and three measures of ice cream for a penny; and see thou hurt not the xannies and the steak.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

 

[Raiken]

i wonder, does she ask him to stay dressed when they do the deed? i can't imagine wanting to do something that not only stinks of piss, booze and weed but also having bigger boobs then her, front and back.