Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[sheepworldvizor]

I'd really like to ask hardcore troon supporters why all the troon athletes we see who want to compete on women's teams are always in heavily male-dominated sports like cycling, swimming, or powerlifting and never in gymnastics or ice skating. I would pay money to see an awesome trans gal attempt a backflip over a four-inch beam, personally.

Paul Hunt used to do it as a comedy bit. Mad skillz.

https://youtu.be/EO_BnsrWMnI

 

[Runch]

That’s actually a beautiful phrase right there that we should all take heed of. But I doubt she’d understand the irony in it until it’s too late. I suspect this one might be a detransitioner in our future if she has any normal people in her life.

It's a succinct truth about all troons: they won't be happy until others call them xir and invite them into women's spaces. They won't be happy unless others give them permission. As much as they say "fuck what anyone else thinks about me," that's all they care about. They refuse to accept themselves and find happiness as they are.

There would be a lot less of an issue if they really did stick to cooming and playing Mario and Sonic games and watching Marvel movies. At least those just provide personal enjoyment and don't involve harassing others.

 

[Knud Lavard]

I'd really like to ask hardcore troon supporters why all the troon athletes we see who want to compete on women's teams are always in heavily male-dominated sports like cycling, swimming, or powerlifting and never in gymnastics or ice skating. I would pay money to see an awesome trans gal attempt a backflip over a four-inch beam, personally.

Because hulking troons doing ice-skating goes as well as you'd expect. Finnbro says the Queen of the Rink achieved this stunning performance after just ten years of training! wow

 

[GumballFapper]

Nah, FtM are often degenerates in more subtle ways ON TOP OF being pathetic...

Ditto, FtMs get undeserved sympathy in this thread because they act pathetic and like a "uwu depressed gorl"
They don't deserve any more sympathy than MtFs to be honest.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

FTMs are much more feminine than regular women

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Another pooner living’ dat awesome dood life the other pooners promised her:

Is it drugs?
^Not really a serious question, but the level of purely self-inflicted injury with so many of these is astounding.

Let me twist and contort my perfectly normal life, its minor bumps and momentary discomforts, into a complete fucking downslide into misery and confusion (theirs and everyone else's around them).

Based, for so many, on literally nothing but having 1) too many options for a self-diagnosed root cause, and 2) too little judgment and ability to tolerate the pain of a hangnail.

Resilience is an underrated and undervalued quality.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Ditto, FtMs get undeserved sympathy in this thread because they act pathetic and like a "uwu depressed gorl"
They don't deserve any more sympathy than MtFs to be honest.

It's also an interesting reflection on the societal attitude towards the genders (of which there are 2). Women being weak elicits sympathy because it arouses the protective instincts in men and the nurturing ones in women. And it makes sense, women are generally weaker, menstruation isn't fun to deal with, not to mention pregnancy, an extremely fragile state in which they NEED protection and care. Men being pathetic invites scorn, because a man's primary role is that of the provider and protector. If he can't fulfill that role, he is utterly useless. I'm a 100% certain this is a major reason why TiMs get more shit than pooners even if they're equally hideous.

 

[Law]

FTMs are much more feminine than regular women

As a TERf, I dislike sex stereotypes and try not to let them color my perception of other people. But as an asshole, I think they're often hilarious. That being said, I am a feminine woman and I feel like Conan the Destroyer when I hang out with groups of FTMs and female gender specials. Like, I'll be the tallest one there, and the only one who doesn't know how to crochet? If you ever want to learn about astrology, where to buy a dress with pockets in it, which male celebrities are cutest, and how to properly size a bra - ask your local Aiden.
Is Tiger Beat still a thing? If it was, it'd be the FTM bible.
Oh also, great way to meet MTFs - tabletop wargaming and motorsports. Absolute sausage festival.

 

[Tau Tack]

Aidens all seem well below average height. It’s very unfortunate (for them).

 

[Szfynks]

As a TERf, I dislike sex stereotypes and try not to let them color my perception of other people. But as an asshole, I think they're often hilarious. That being said, I am a feminine woman and I feel like Conan the Destroyer when I hang out with groups of FTMs and female gender specials. Like, I'll be the tallest one there, and the only one who doesn't know how to crochet? If you ever want to learn about astrology, where to buy a dress with pockets in it, which male celebrities are cutest, and how to properly size a bra - ask your local Aiden.
Is Tiger Beat still a thing? If it was, it'd be the FTM bible.
Oh also, great way to meet MTFs - tabletop wargaming and motorsports. Absolute sausage festival.

Same. I lift, fish, shoot, despise make-up and lingerie. I used to know a few of FtMs and I always stood out among them like an Alice among pooners. They are usually the "softest uwu" "not like the other girls" types obsessing over fandoms, cosplays, Depeche Mode, Pokemon or some other girly hobbies. I also find it hilarous af. I hope trucker lesbians make them dysphoric. They are manlier than Aidens without even trying.

 

[Free the Pedos]

They don't deserve any more sympathy than MtFs to be honest.

I think they do because they’re overall less rapey, but feel free to correct me if I’ve missed the ones who are.

 

[Dilligaff]

Recently I've met a couple of Aidens, and even though I've always been a tomboy it really struck me how much girlier they are than I am in manner and speech. I can't figure out what made them think they must be guys (and I am not going to ask).

Edit: is it just me or are there lots of tomboy lady kiwi farmers?

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Every girl seems to want to be "not like other girls" in some way and I've always found it so boring. You aren't different from other women if you like a masculine hobby, if you have short hair, if you don't like makeup etc. You're still a normal woman. I swear to God it feels like everyone is stuck in a 2003 romcom for teens that's like "She's superior to all other girls because she rejects anything feminine, femininity is bad and wrong and stupid unlike her which is why she will win all the male attention!!" It's like Aidens binged a bunch of movies like that and then based their entire identities on it.
It reminds me of when I was really young and used to read fanfiction and as a kid got annoyed that every story tried so hard to say "no she is NOT like a girl she HATES anything feminine and is rewarded for hating all things associated with being a girl" and I bet every chick who wrote those is a pooner today.

 

[LimeRikki]

I think for a lot of our lady kiwi's, if they were teenage tomboys right now they would have been transitioned and they, now fully secure in their adult identities, can conceptualize how horrific that would have been. And how transitioning would have destroyed who they are as a person, and made things worse.

Besides you're not allowed to talk about the tomboy genocide anywhere else

Edit: typos

 

[Szfynks]

Recently I've met a couple of Aidens, and even though I've always been a tomboy it really struck me how much girlier they are than I am in manner and speech. I can't figure out what made them think they must be guys (and I am not going to ask).

Edit: is it just me or are there lots of tomboy lady kiwi farmers?

TOMBOY NATION RISE UP.

I think the real reason they act this way is because they don't interact with men on a daily basis. I was a military brat raised up by a single widowed dad (tho I was a hardcore tomboy before my mother's untimely passing), prefered my male cousins over the female ones (they were more fun) and now I work mostly among men. They usually know men from stories about violent and disfunctional men or there was an abusive male early in their lives. The only men adult Aidens interact with are usually MtF troons. Just like MtF troon's image of a woman is influenced by porn and its deriverates, pooners get their knowledge either from fictional gays or imagine every single male has a prison record in San Quentin. There is rarely anything in between. Oh, and of course they demonize their elders, so usually both mom and dad are deadbeat parents to them and they refuse to see them as people - only as ATMs or "opressors". They lack real human interaction and it shows.

I think for a lot of our lady kiwi's, if they were teenage tomboys right now they would have been transitioned and they, now fully secure in their adult identities, can conceptualize how horrific that would have been. And how transitioning would have destroyed who they are as a person, and made things worse.

Besides you're not allowed to talk about the tomboy genocide anywhere else

Edit: typos

This. I actually wrote "my story" in the Jazz Jennings thread, but I cannot agree more with this. This madness has been here for years and we didnt notice. When I was a teenager about 15 years ago I got "diagnosed" by e-mail (sic!) by a female psychiatrist. Of course, she said she cannot properly diagnose me without a proper visit (ka-ching), but I wrote her about my struggles and she replied I am probably trans. Thank Bastet I visited an older male shrink a few years later and he threw that bs through the window. Nowadays I see very girly girls yeeting their tits and uteri, because they dont conform to sexist gender norms, and I can only think how much their lives will change in a few years. I want to become a mother now - something I would never dream of even 2 years ago - and this is something that would be impossible for me if I got aboard the gender train. Imagine how many broken and utterly unhappy women we're gonna get in a few years, when they finally realize what was taken away from them.

 

[White Lead]

I think they do because they’re overall less rapey, but feel free to correct me if I’ve missed the ones who are.

I'd say as long as they are unarmed, they are less dangerous overall and yeah, I haven't come across a FtM who raped someone. That is an upside to them. However ...

a) they adhere to the worst male stereotypes of masculinity often as much as troons with female stereotypes,
b) they demand just as much catering and are emotional sinkholes in social groups just like a Troon,
c) they seem to pester gay men just as bad as troons shove their girldiques in lesbian spaces and
d) they groom children just as much via lying about surgery outcomes, encouraging them to cut off their tits and families ... just look at Ellen Page showing off her "physique".
e) they are mostly just the worst kind of 'not like the other girls' who just need to get laid according to their true sexual preference and socialize with healthy, sane people (difficult, since they are repulsive)
f) they are the main reason why we call mothers 'birthing persons', breastfeeding 'chest feeding' and women 'bleeders' now. Especially the pregnancy part makes me MATI.

Spoiler: Frothing at the mouth

They go through the most female experience in this fucking shitheap of a universe, but it's the WORD that makes them dysphoric -- and we fucking cater to it, that's the worst part (just saw examples of it on our German news site, sorry, I'm triggered).
Not only that, but have we already forgotten the pain and suffering former athletes of the GDR and Soviet Union who were pumped full of testosterone and androgens? The fact that they often had sick or disabled children, if they could get pregnant at all? Those fucking cunts poison themselves with testosterone, get pregnant, and I am sure some of them don't stop because 'muH dYSphOriA', thus producing more cripples society has then to feed.

TL;DC: They share a lot of the negative attributes of TiMs, but bottom line are just as much a drain on society.

The only TiFs that get a pass are the Chloe Cole types. Autistic, misfit girls who get caught up in it and are alone and miserable, and especially not spreading the contagion.

Damn, Cole gives me major feels. Just seeing the hyper feminine (but cute) way she dresses now is heartbreaking to see.

As for tomboys seeking refuge on the farms: I've been thinking the same. I kinda am one, based on my career path and interests. But then, I am mainly just an asshole, so I probably would skew the data.

@Szfynks
The quote below is the perfect example as to why doctors do and should refuse to sterilize young, healthy women, be it for transition or contraception. (endometriosis etc is a whole different ballgame. As for spousal consent, I'm torn. I as a doctor would not want to help someone deceive their spouse unless it's a desperate fundie woman fed up after popping out the 12th child ... though it should be applied to the sexes equally, of course). Many don't realize that female sterilization is a lot more risky and non-trivial than snipping a man. But I'm on the team that surgery is something you should never go for minor aesthetical or convenience reasons.

I want to become a mother now - something I would never dream of even 2 years ago - and this is something that would be impossible for me if I got aboard the gender train. Imagine how many broken and utterly unhappy women we're gonna get in a few years, when they finally realize what was taken away from them.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

I think it also has to do with not just tomboys being transitioned but autistic women as well.

Spoiler: PL

Growing up I liked pink and dresses and "girl" aesthetics, but this never stopped me from also liking video games and anime and wanting to be a ninja irl when other girls my grade were into Hannah Montana or whatever else was on Disney channel at that time. But "masculine" hobbies isn't why I started transitioning when I was 15. I have never been able to connect to other women, this was an issue between me and other little girls as far back as kindergarten. I always had male friends, but it wasn't so much because I was a "tomboy" I just found males easier for me to speak to, they didn't judge me harshly or make me feel like I was doing something wrong whenever I opened my mouth. But, I'm just autistic. I thought I was trans and must be a man, my inability to connect to other women is because I'm a man, I have a man's brain. Etc.
Just accepting being a retard who can't social like a normal human has done wonders for my self acceptance and happiness. I think so many pooners are going through the same thing.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I'd really like to ask hardcore troon supporters why all the troon athletes we see who want to compete on women's teams are always in heavily male-dominated sports like cycling, swimming, or powerlifting and never in gymnastics or ice skating. I would pay money to see an awesome trans gal attempt a backflip over a four-inch beam, personally.

Look how her hips are the center of her body.

Kind of like this, which makes these stunts very easy for her whereas a man would probably break his neck doing this.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

I got bored so I tried to dream up some nicknames for the hekkin valid tranny soccer team a few pages back.

 

[LimeRikki]

"Just accepting being a retard who can't social like a normal human has done wonders for my self acceptance and happiness."

This is so important and I wish this message was getting out to more young autists.

Spergs who practice self acceptance* tend to be pretty based imo

* As in "I recognize that autism leaves me with certain social conditions and I accept that about myself and have found ways to live a functional life in spite of my difficulties." Not, "uwu imma widdle autism bean, you must cater to my every whim or I'll get sensory overload"