End of Gunt? - Has CWC's spirit returned to his body?

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How long until the sektur dies?

  • One Month

    Votes: 19 6.9%
  • Six Months

    Votes: 78 28.4%
  • One Year

    Votes: 77 28.0%
  • Two Years

    Votes: 43 15.6%
  • Over Two Years

    Votes: 58 21.1%

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Everyone claims the end is upon us, but have any of the seven :gunt: signs appeared? The ones that were fortold.
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I can only go off of my own experience, but Ralph has gotten really boring. He's always been boring but there's always been funny stuff going in in the margins. Now I don't give a shit about what he has going on and only check in because I like seeing if someone on the forum makes a good joke now and then. If other people are in the same boat as me that's pretty bad for Ralph. A lot of his paypigs pay to spite Ralph's alogs or to encourage Ralph being a retard online. If he's become dull they might fuck off.

Maybe the sonichu demon really did go back to Chris.
 
The lack of content is his usual cycle; he does stupid shit for a few months then has a few months where he's so boring that no one cares enough to watch. Eventually he'll out-retard himself and restart the cycle.
Fearing the end without bearing witness to the Seven Signs of Guntpocalypse, is absolute newfaggotry. Any oldfag worth their salt, or observant witness, be they new or old, will recognize the truth of these words. Discord gay ops have been around since the beginning, they forever fuck their retarded shit up, truth outs, Gunt’s will FED and Gunt’s will feed. It’s all part of the cycle.
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Kick and Rumble but he won’t have powerchat or the built in groyper audience, he’ll be doing about as good as Flamenco is now
Will he though? Fuentes runs a "view multiplier" on Cozy, so we have no idea how many actual viewers Ralph has.
Ralph will live another 10 years fuelled by spite alone; we'll constantly be surprised by the new lows he reaches but he'll keep digging.
Awfully optimistic. I'm not sure even Ralph realizes how easy it is to OD off sketchy Mexican "Xanax". We all know Ralph is too dumb and cheap to buy and use fent test strips to check what he's getting at the ol' farmacia is actually what Juancarlos says it is.
 
I feel like him fleeing South of the border has something to do with the decline. Other than his pillstreams and occasional trips back to the US he feels a lot more inaccessible in terms of content to milk.

I wish he'd come back home to the country his daddy gave him, but we all know that Ralphs scare easily so we'll probably be left with a slow decline from his swampy Merida sweatshack.
 
I can only go off of my own experience, but Ralph has gotten really boring. He's always been boring but there's always been funny stuff going in in the margins. Now I don't give a shit about what he has going on and only check in because I like seeing if someone on the forum makes a good joke now and then. If other people are in the same boat as me that's pretty bad for Ralph. A lot of his paypigs pay to spite Ralph's alogs or to encourage Ralph being a retard online. If he's become dull they might fuck off.

Maybe the sonichu demon really did go back to Chris.
People got spoiled when they noticed ralph during one of his meltdowns, Ralph's never really been someone you just watch to be entertained by he's more someone weirdos like me just wanted to torture because. In fact he has explicitly tried to weaponize being dull as shit for years and people like me just took that as a challenge. That's why you noticed during the golden ages death throes he suddenly just stopped allowing anything even remotely entertaining from appearing on his program and demanded more overt gunt licking and dead air vs even ironic trolling and kayfabe
 
It's clear to anyone with eyes to see that Ralph isn't going to be around to see his children graduate, but with that being said I can see Ralph hitting his mid 40s without too much trouble. I've known hardcore junkies who've make it that far, although Ralph doesn't come from the best genetic stock so who knows. Either way the retards who are attached to Ralph are going to continue to sperg it up without him just fine and we'll be here (or wherever) gossiping about them long after Ralph has shuffled off this mortal coil.

I mean most of the developments in the last few months have been almost devoid of Ralph himself. Nothing is over.
 
firstly i remember how absolutely 100% certain so many people were that chris wouldnt reach 40. there was zero doubt that he would die before 40 and there were tons of reasons why. he is now 41. give me those rainbows but i see the ralph alogs in the same situation as the chris alogs here.
Two of those years are in prison though. You gotta subtract em because the State was literally wiping Chris' ass
 
Ralph is at that point where whether he lives or dies it's almost irrelevant, he's declining and screwing himself so often and in so many different ways him dying would be the better option.

He clearly doesn't have any will to turn it around or do differently, he's in an even worse state than normal NEETs who've fallen out of the saddle because he's working off a legal record and substance abuse as a coping mechanism, he has no family or friends that are able to hold his hand through the whole thing.

All in all for Ralph to pivot to semi-normalcy, it would require a lot of effort and humility I don't think a very unhealthy, egocentric man headed into his late 30s is going to be willing to muster.

My belief that he's going to die soon is almost more an optimistic estimate on his behalf.
If he doesn't, I'm not sure what he's going to do.


As for anyone else in "the sektur" continuing on, I don't want to offend anyone but I feel like only a handful of particularly obsessive internet nutcases give a shit about a single other one of these people at this point.
And I'm willing to bet out of that handful of people, half of them are like CX who are only interested because they're directly and inappropriately involved.
 
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fucking top tier doxer
Considering they are notorious for fail doxing that Isabela chick 3 times until somebody handed him the dox im gonna hit X.
They however may feel free to jack themselves off to delusions of being competent.
Next time you don't talk to em. ask them how many LCF discords that tranny is left in after "innes" told every LCF adjacent server that spooky has a cacwk.
 
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If Perun himself shoots lightning down to strike Ethan Ralph dead tomorrow the Sektur will still be going strong 5 or maybe even 10 years down the line.

It would almost certainly be completely unrecognizable 5 or 10 years down the line, in the same way The Sektur is unrecognizable from the days when The Morning Kumite was having routine Metokur appearances and was the #1 IBS show. There are so many orbiters, screwballs, whackjobs, nutbars, jerkoffs, triggermen, jokers, and otherwise eccentric individuals tied to the Sektur it is an endless content factory for spergs galore. When one sperg gets boring to talk about you have a whole peanut gallery of other targets to pick from.

I remember way back when the Knoxville thing happened and there were some people saying like it felt like "The end of IBS"- but that was really just the beginning in many ways. "The Sektur" arguably has it's roots in the ashes of Gamergate and IBS- back in 2014. twenty-fucking-fourteen- that was nearly a goddamned decade ago. "The Sektur" will morph and mutate and shapeshift as the years go by, but the essence and logos of it will remain unchanged and eternal.
 
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