Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Retink Retunk]

Trooning out ain't going to give him hair though.

Trooning out doesn't make them women either, but that hasn't stopped them before.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Finally. Jesus fucking Christ, Tim, you're only four days late to this.

 

[Value Size]

Tim 100% made up that casino story from tonights IRL

 

[Retink Retunk]

Tim 100% made up that casino story from tonights IRL

I'm amused how someone who isn't that intelligent, like Kirk, can make Tim sound like a retard by asking very simple questions.

I actually think Ian has a point, if a Fediverse style system can be successful, it can actually resolve a lot of issues we see online, but the tech isn't there.

Edit: The hell is Tim talking about the judge in Kyle Rittenhouse's case? The judge let shit in pretty openly, but he was by no means hostile to Kyle and generally did a good job but probably didn't want to give the prosecution any opportunity to mistrial or claim bias.

The judge also blocked multiple instances of testimony that was prohibited from the prosecution.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

22 minutes. Tim chastises the right as being unwilling to fight, saying that a Democrat fought Taco Bell because they wanted him to take off his BLM mask, and said he quit, then he made a big fuss and Taco Bell rehired him. Then he shames conservatives for being unwilling to lose their jobs for their causes.

Demonetize your YouTube channel, Tim. If you aren't willing to get off YouTube, for the reach, then simply demonetize it yourself. Refuse YouTube's money. Then you can say whatever you like, and you'll still have the same reach, and YouTube will have no power over you at all. If it's so damned easy to sacrifice your income for your principles, then put up or shut up.

Edit: Also this whole video is just stupid fanfiction. "Oh man imagine if New York fucks up even more and decides to just arrest the president as soon as he steps off the plane! Imagine if a judge declares a former president a flight risk and holds him without bail. Now, I don't think any of this stuff will happen, but it could!"

Yeah, Tim. Imagine if a meteor hit Wisconsin tomorrow. It probably won't happen, but it could. We should all waste our time and energy considering the political and social ramifications of Anisa Johma being elected the next prime minister of Finland. Finland is well known for their love of trashy women with tattoos and OnlyFans leading their country, after all. What if Iran decides to nuke Israel for Ramadan this year? I mean, I'm just asking questions here.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

22 minutes. Tim chastises the right as being unwilling to fight, saying that a Democrat fought Taco Bell because they wanted him to take off his BLM mask, and said he quit, then he made a big fuss and Taco Bell rehired him. Then he shames conservatives for being unwilling to lose their jobs for their causes.

Demonetize your YouTube channel, Tim. If you aren't willing to get off YouTube, for the reach, then simply demonetize it yourself. Refuse YouTube's money. Then you can say whatever you like, and you'll still have the same reach, and YouTube will have no power over you at all. If it's so damned easy to sacrifice your income for your principles, then put up or shut up.

Edit: Also this whole video is just stupid fanfiction. "Oh man imagine if New York fucks up even more and decides to just arrest the president as soon as he steps off the plane! Imagine if a judge declares a former president a flight risk and holds him without bail. Now, I don't think any of this stuff will happen, but it could!"

Yeah, Tim. Imagine if a meteor hit Wisconsin tomorrow. It probably won't happen, but it could. We should all waste our time and energy considering the political and social ramifications of Anisa Johma being elected the next prime minister of Finland. Finland is well known for their love of trashy women with tattoos and OnlyFans leading their country, after all. What if Iran decides to nuke Israel for Ramadan this year? I mean, I'm just asking questions here.

-Tim says to stay & fight, but flees New Jersey to the Branch Tim-idian Compound, in West Virginia.
-Tim says to stake your career & income on standing up to opposition, but intentionally self-censors to stay monetized on Youtube.
-Tim says his news company will beat the corporate competition, but his bad hiring, & business practices, see it's potential squandered.
-Tim says Ian is wrong & to shut up, but Ian is *actually* based, & graphene pilled.

 

[Johnny Salami]

a Democrat fought Taco Bell because they wanted him to take off his BLM mask, and said he quit, then he made a big fuss and Taco Bell rehired him

A professional employer isn't gonna call Taco Bell to confirm your work ethic. They will however call your law/teaching/engineering/office job to ask why you were fired. This is what being a bum does to people. But somehow Tim couchsurfing in his 20s means everyone should couchsurf with their whole family (something Tim still doesn't have)

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

So in his livestream, which I apparently can't share as media on this site, Tim talked about how he would fight the charges if he were Trump.

I don't know why this seems to slip past everyone who talks about Trump online but the man is old. At some point, a man learns to stop fighting and start compromising, and the men that don't die of early heart attacks because fighting all the time will raise your cortisol levels through the roof.

Also, no one wants legal advice from Tim Pool. How did the Subverse lawsuit work out for him again?

 

[Nicole E. Eggert]

Tim 100% made up that casino story from tonights IRL

It could be fake, but I find it funny to imagine that the casino is where all the superchat donations are ending up. I also have the mental image of Tim attempting some 10 dimensional poker strategies, trying to telegraph he has a bad hand by adjusting his beanie and sighing, but no one ever falls for it.

Also, no one wants legal advice from Tim Pool. How did the Subverse lawsuit work out for him again?

There's nothing wrong with being ignorant of the law and trial proceedings, but it becomes annoying when someone like Tim wants to monologue about the system and how corrupt it is and speculate on Trump's chances when he doesn't know anything about how any of it works.

Last week Ian asked a question about the grand jury, and if they chose to not indict Trump whether the prosecutor could keep forcing them to come back over and over again until they gave an indictment. It's a fair question, and one I had to look up the answer to (apparently if they chose to not indict the charges are dismissed and the prosecutor doesn't get to try again), but it was telling that Tim just sat silently for a moment and then quickly moved on to the next story. Not only did he obviously not know the answer, his ego wouldn't allow him to admit he didn't know, and so he couldn't be bothered to look up the answer and let everyone at the table learn something new.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

18 minutes. Tim had previously said that this was unprecedented and that it was pushing the country closer to civil war. Now he's saying "Where are the Republican district attorneys to do the same thing? I'm sure the Clinton Foundation has applied to operate in every state, that gives you jurisdiction. Why aren't the Republicans charging Democrats with crimes? Because they're low-T. Weak, effeminate losers."

In the same video that he's claiming we shouldn't be goaded into a violent response, he's trying to goad DAs into filing ridiculous lawsuits against their political opponents. The reason we don't pull shit like this is because it's wrong. Legally, morally, ethically, there is no reason to prosecute your political opponent, especially when he acknowledged in his livestream that the Clinton Foundation has already faced punishment for their finance violations in the form of a $100,000 fine.

This sort of childish abuse of power and "the means justify the ends" attitude is exactly what drove people away from the left to begin with. But Tim is a leftist, so he doesn't understand that. "Why isn't the team I joined acting like the team I was on?" Because we're completely different people.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I think yesterday's IRL had close to the best distillations of Ian, in a single clip. Except he did not mention graphene...
+Bonus to Tim for giving Ian visions of a future where he has a statue in a space station, for reuniting America & saving Earth.
-Malus to Tim for referencing two different video games to explain a surviving, post-apocalyptic U.S. government.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

It finally happened, ladies and gentlemen. 4 minutes in. Tim has been called a retard one too many times for declaring we are in a civil war when there is no bloodshed, no taking up of arms, no declaration that the sitting government is illegitimate. And so he has declared, boldly, that the American Civil War was not a real civil war. Yes, it is not Tim who is retarded, but all of us, for not looking at wars in other countries we don't care about and comparing their situation to ours when no other country in the world is federated to the same degree we are.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I swear to god I am starting to equate Tim with DSP at this point

E:
Its not really fair to DSP.
- He'll take a stand albeit out of greed.
- He has a wife despite all odds.
But other than that they both kind of act and behave the same on childish take levels without wanting to look into or understand anything. And just base everything off their very narrow views of the world.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I think yesterday's IRL had close to the best distillations of Ian, in a single clip. Except he did not mention graphene...
+Bonus to Tim for giving Ian visions of a future where he has a statue in a space station, for reuniting America & saving Earth.
-Malus to Tim for referencing two different video games to explain a surviving, post-apocalyptic U.S. government.
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Ian's face is great in this, he's thinking to himself "Did this fucker just out retard me while I was going that hard?"

 

[O'l Gravy Chest]

Ian's face is great in this, he's thinking to himself "Did this fucker just out retard me while I was going that hard?"
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I think its just delicious that he co founded a social media site called "minds"

It means he can wear the cheapest, most gaudy plastic wig imaginable and get away with it. See also: Jim Sterling and PhilosophyTube

when you're making the bank he is, hair don't matter. I think any women I know personally would be far more bothered by the 24x7 beany than the bald, tho, I do notice Pool has a Kim Jong Un thing going on with his hairline, its not just bald, its Glorious Leader bald
He needs to shave all that off, or run for election in North Korea or 1950s China.

 

[Blacklight]

The Graphine God has ascended to the level of getting mocked by Tim on one of his mainline news segments. How soon until he's put out to pasture like Tim did with Adam a year or so ago?

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I think its just delicious that he co founded a social media site called "minds"


when you're making the bank he is, hair don't matter. I think any women I know personally would be far more bothered by the 24x7 beany than the bald, tho, I do notice Pool has a Kim Jong Un thing going on with his hairline, its not just bald, its Glorious Leader bald
He needs to shave all that off, or run for election in North Korea or 1950s China.

Yeah sure, women don't have a problem with it, but he clearly does. That's why pointing out his baldness is funny.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I think its just delicious that he co founded a social media site called "minds"

"co founded" just like they're "women".

The Graphine God has ascended to the level of getting mocked by Tim on one of his mainline news segments. How soon until he's put out to pasture like Tim did with Adam a year or so ago?

The problem is that Tim is becoming so retarded that it's hard for Ian to make him look good constantly. At some point to out crazy Tim, Ian will just have to drop a hard R or two. That's probably was the face he was making last night, the nuclear launch codes were being input for a second there.

 

[O'l Gravy Chest]

Yeah sure, women don't have a problem with it, but he clearly does. That's why pointing out his baldness is funny.

yes which is why I mentioned wearing that beany 24x7, he should shave and change his name to Joe Logan.

The whole episode with Crigler was a real window into the goings on there, I got serious culty vibes, and I also laughed my balls off when I seen Ian being slowly swallowed by Eliza Blew.

I only regret no one recorded and leaked one of Tim's famous meltdowns. He's so physically unthreatening.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I think its just delicious that he co founded a social media site called "minds"


when you're making the bank he is, hair don't matter. I think any women I know personally would be far more bothered by the 24x7 beany than the bald, tho, I do notice Pool has a Kim Jong Un thing going on with his hairline, its not just bald, its Glorious Leader bald
He needs to shave all that off, or run for election in North Korea or 1950s China.

Co-founded is a strong word.
Its like saying the guy who shined Alexander Fleming's shoes co-discovered Penicillin.

From what I understand Ian's job was a glorified Janny.