Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Question for anybody willing to answer? How often did Nick go to LA to meet Dick, how many times has Nick gone to meet LA people, and has Dick ever visited Nick in Minnesota?

I think Nick might have a minor case of Serious LA brain rot from contact with LA and carriers of LA brain rot.

It's really amazing how retarded Faran is. She's one of those bitches who are so dumb people don't even discuss it, there's just an unspoken agreement in every place she's discussed.

She’s the dumb chick women keep around so they all look/ feel smarter by comparison. Same principle as the ugly chick, but more so they don’t dread their life choices.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

NO!

We were wrong and Sally debunked that. According to Sally, actually had just received a text or DM of some sort from "Fox", probably meaning Robin_Fox, the guy who posted pictures of himself in panties, and was relaying the message to Sally.

Ah yes I remember that incident. Doesn’t mean she doesn’t have his number but we don’t know. Although guys who are coomers don’t typically go for women older than their wives ole leather sally btfo

 

[northstar747]

regarding nick and the farms

Didnt he farm alot of content from this site like ron toye s divorce papers

 

[Not Who You Think]

This just drives the point that Nick used to get along with everyone (except paedos. On the wall with them, except if they are giving an interview and admitting they need to be kept away from children).

I do not know if this denotes... flexible... morals or representation of his morals, or if he actually is putting on a façade. We all do it to some extent by not sperging out at that dumb relative at a dinner or on expensive holiday, but Nick is much more pronounced.

I used to like his 'will talk to anyone' style, but I thought he had this traditional set of moral backing virtues that would keep him in line. I am not sure anymore about so much of it.

Nick is most likely just after content when he has these guests on his show, since Nick's core principles are essentially: do what you want and let me do what I want as long as it doesn't "hurt" me or the people I (currently) care about.

Though this has the appearance of being very accepting, it is paradoxically very narrow in scope due to its self-serving nature and inconsistent expression (ie. thoroughly laughing at the heartache Drexel caused T's mother, considering Nick is a parent with daughters of his own).

It tracks with Nick's other behavior/values. Pain-based morality leads to hedonistic tendencies and short-term solutions. Sadly predictable.

 

[Captain Manning]

If Faran's DMs were right and Nick has a "sex room", I could see him looking for inspiration from this illusion_motel account. However, Nick has INSISTED he doesn't have a sex room, and Faran has admitted she had misunderstood what Nick was saying like the dumb bitch she is. So I'm STUMPED! Anyone have any ideas?

I dunno about the sex room but, I gotta be honest, when she said that he confided in her that his wife was looking to engage in swinging...

...I didn't automatically disbelieve her.

Faran is a ditz, but I could totally see a scenario where she heard or overheard something she wasn't suppose to repeat.

I know it's been a meme for years that Nick is a literal cuck, but I think there's some circumstantial evidence that supports the idea their marriage isn't as monogamous as he portrays. I mean, Hedonism II is a weird choice for a vacation if you're not swinging, isn't it?

regarding nick and the farms

Didnt he farm alot of content from this site like ron toye s divorce papers

Yes, and yes.

The Ron Toye domestic violence and divorce shit specifically came from @JosephTX. He went to the courthouse and paid several hundred dollars to run off copies of Ron's divorce filings (then got banned for trying to meet up with Ron to "fite me IRL!").

Plenty of other people posted stuff all throughout 2019. Way too much to draw up a list. He referenced a lot of it on his show back then.

I don't think it's out of line to say that Farms gave Nick a huge shot in the arm during the Vic saga. He's salty now because he's being mocked for his own actions and stupidity just like any other person acting cowish.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Didnt he farm alot of content from this site like ron toye s divorce papers

No, @JosephTX gave those to him directly.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I've never seen a cow burn through so much good will and respect and make such an asshole of themselves in so short a time as Balldo.
Its really quite something. If you'd have told me 18 months ago this would be Nick I would have said you were nuts.
Dude speedran lolcowdom.

 

[RotPockets]

This sounds like the set up for Saw 7: the BDSM edition.

That would be ‘Hostel’.

 

[Captain Manning]

No, @JosephTX gave those to him directly.

He did, but he was a Farmer at the time he went through a whole series of postings before that telling everybody what he was up to. I distinctly remember him even taking pictures of the clerk's office and the receipt for all the copies he ran off and posting them in Weeb Wars. I think it was at least $200 of his own money. Possibly more. I'd have to go back and check.

I think the point that's trying to be made here is that Nick has engaged in quite the heel turn with regard to the Farms. He got a lot of support here back in 2019, and not all of it was autistic like JosephTX.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Remember when most of the thread was shouting for him to "Pull Up Nick!" and he cursed us as prude incel faggots with daddy issues (even though some of us are older than him?).
Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Love the "trailer park lawyer" look.

"Nick's not here right now, man." [scratches needle marks]

 

[Not Even Twice]

I've never seen a cow burn through so much good will and respect and make such an asshole of themselves in so short a time as Balldo.
Its really quite something. If you'd have told me 18 months ago this would be Nick I would have said you were nuts.
Dude speedran lolcowdom.

You're not wrong. I have to wonder what set this off - I can't believe it is purely the locals chat that triggered some dormant dairy repository in his brain.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You're not wrong. I have to wonder what set this off - I can't believe it is purely the locals chat that triggered some dormant dairy repository in his brain.

I don't know, had to be something though for him to just completely shit up and throw away what was looking like a promising future, right when things looked to be falling into place for him.
If he'd just stuck to what he was doing he'd have been set.
I know he's an alcoholic, but this has to be more than just alcoholism, I think that just exacerbated it.
Whatever it is its funnier for us this way.
Its not like people turned against him at the drop of a hat, he deliberately went out of his way to alienate all his former viewers.
Whatever it was, he chose this.
He "chose his midlife crisis"
Hows that working out for him?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Remember when most of the thread was shouting for him to "Pull Up Nick!" and he cursed us as prude incel faggots with daddy issues (even though some of us are older than him?).
Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

I thought then and I still think now that there was no hope in hell of him ever turning this around. The fact that to us autists it was this visible showed that is was something long bubbling under the surface. Absolute best case scenario would have been a pause for about 10 years for when the kids get older but since Nicky started being a father at a late age his own fear of mortality has outweighed his parenting instincts.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I don't know, had to be something though for him to just completely shit up and throw away what was looking like a promising future, right when things looked to be falling into place for him.
If he'd just stuck to what he was doing he'd have been set.
I know he's an alcoholic, but this has to be more than just alcoholism, I think that just exacerbated it.
Whatever it is its funnier for us this way.
Its not like people turned against him at the drop of a hat, he deliberately went out of his way to alienate all his former viewers.
Whatever it was, he chose this.
He "chose his midlife crisis"
Hows that working out for him?

Glad you asked.

 

[Strix454]

If Faran's DMs were right and Nick has a "sex room", I could see him looking for inspiration from this illusion_motel account. However, Nick has INSISTED he doesn't have a sex room, and Faran has admitted she had misunderstood what Nick was saying like the dumb bitch she is. So I'm STUMPED! Anyone have any ideas?

Nick being Nick, he is certainly capable of having what other people would consider a sex room but would at the same time deny it by saying that its a hobby room or a den or a store room. Similar to how Bill Clinton never had sex with that woman. I think we know for sure (from Nick) that Nick has a full-up St. Andrews Cross somewhere in his house. Not a small piece of equipment and a purchase that would be made around the time someone would think about setting up a sex room.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I know he's an alcoholic, but this has to be more than just alcoholism, I think that just exacerbated it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s also taking Xanax and this is leading to his poor decision making on top of the drinking. He’s not downing it like Ralph of course, but I wouldn’t put it past him to have gotten a prescription because of all the stress he’s been under and adding in alcohol… he’s becoming the stereotypical boxed wine and Xanax but with hard liquor at times

 

[Not Who You Think]

You're not wrong. I have to wonder what set this off - I can't believe it is purely the locals chat that triggered some dormant dairy repository in his brain.

It's likely associated with the part of his brain that "knows that [he] has 14 years to be degenerate as fuck and [he's] gonna do all of it... because [he's] gonna do a bunch of fucking crazy bullshit becuz [he's] dumb."

Nick's manic fits of honesty in December 2022 were fun.

 

[Swole McPole]

That would be ‘Hostel’.

You're absolutely right. I don't watch horror movies. Hostel might be the only one I've seen in the last twenty years. I've no idea why I thought it was Saw. Probably because they both have a rep for being kinda gory.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Glad you asked.
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Pure speculation - he is getting so little partly because a lot of people want him to lose. They don't want Rekieta to get a W anywhere.