Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 787 56.8%

  • Total voters
    1,385
So apparently Noah got drunk and naked off grape juice. Right. Also if Jesus had brought non-alcoholic wine to a wedding party they'd have called him a pussy and told him to fuck right off with that shit.
TBF, in the Greco-Roman world it was considered barbaric to drink undiluted wine. Makes me wonder if that played into the water-into-wine miracle like how everyone passed on the loaves and fishes which 'miraculously' produced leftovers.
Cant wait to see him start cooking again with half his body flopping around like a dead fish, I want to see what a brain damaged cooking with jack recipe looks like.
I want to see him trying to host a show in quadriplegic Microsoft-Sam voicebox mode.
 
TBF, in the Greco-Roman world it was considered barbaric to drink undiluted wine. Makes me wonder if that played into the water-into-wine miracle like how everyone passed on the loaves and fishes which 'miraculously' produced leftovers.
We still have a number of those barely alcoholic beverages, like kvass.
 
ETA:
- Vision is blurry; "Looks like I can see you, but I can't"
- Started feeling pressure on the side of his head
- Jr. drove Jack to the hospital
- "Finally felt what a stroke felt like"
- "I'm now allowed to get checked out, go to the movies."
- There's actual movement with the candy-claw
- JACK ON THE GO IS COMING BACK (Yes, that's what everyone was waiting for... I'm sure Tammy is delighted)

The right side of his face is also higher, meaning the left side is droopy from his eye to his mouth. Speech isn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Like, he has moments where can’t seem to say the right thing, like it takes a few seconds for whatever he wants to say to come out, but not as mush mouthed as I thought he would be. Vision def impaired.
 
I respectfully disagree. His actions are not the actions of an honest business man, but those of a vain, narcissist, self centered entitled asshole. His brand is cooking and things related to that activity. His brand is not “Stroke rehab with Jack” or “Phelm clearing with a bed ridden fatass.”

It’s not commitment to anything we are witnessing but the knee jerk reaction of a self absorbed egomaniac that is compelled to produce something to remain in the spotlight, or garner sympathy and pats on the head from his unwitting retard fanbase. Jack can fuck right off.
Yeah I probably should have italicised the True and Honest to really emphasize that it was a CWC-ism to be tongue and cheek. I think his recent behavior has come off as manipulative and a little mercenary.
 
His raw chickens would be likely as dreadful as deathclaws but more disgusting and his canned food of fail would be certified cans of bio bombs, if not it burns like plasma on contact like that weird legendary bloatfly's projectiles.

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Oh, Jack, you fucking pussy, even with YT coddling to people like him who cry about dislikes, he disables it. But maybe the stroke caused him to notice/remember that he hasn't been removing dislikes on his recent videos.
Should read "Disabled Like Owner."
 
Not going to lie, I laughed when he started doing that weird half-crying when he grabbed that green stick.

“I HaVeNT UuuSEd ThAt iN FoooUR YEaRS!”

Yeah, and whose fault is that Jack?

You know what that means... if Jack has a sixth(!) stroke, he'll regain use of his bum leg.

lol what a pussy:
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"Disabled by Owner"

Coward.

What's even the point of disabling at this point, when YouTube auto-disables it for viewers? Does it block it for him too? It's either him being a retard or a candy-assed pussy, I can't decide which is worse.
 
For all of Jack's bitching about the staff and how awful they are, turns out they're nice people and Jack is just a karen.
Jack is a whiny little bitch Karen? I'm shocked! Shocked I say! /sneed
Boomers and the mentally challenged.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the average social media, YouTube user.
I want to see what a brain damaged cooking with jack recipe looks like.
To be brutally frank, it won't make a difference to his old recipes and cooking style. He's just more retarded now than before. Before the last stroke it was a retard cooking, now it is a complete Mongo cooking.
It will be fun to watch tho.

Also a nice comment on his Stroke video, which btw he did release on both of his JOTG and Cooking with Jack channels.
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Kind of ironic how this most recent stroke forced him into finally addressing the consequences of his previous stroke.
You know what's really sad about it? That someone who would deserve that rehab and pt doesn't got it because the place at the nursing home was blocked by a fat dumb fuck who never took responsibilty for his lifestyle choices.
If that fat retard would have taken the rehab right after he lost his arm, he might would be still able to use said arm and it most likely wouldn't have put him in the state he is right now!
But nope, I'm Jack Scalfatti and God will heel me. God hates you, Jack and this was his last warning for you, you dumb motherfucker!
 
Shit, I get occasional tinnitus like symptoms in my right ear, I'll definitely bring it up with my doctor.

I wonder where Tammy was considering Jack had to depend on JR instead of the tamham. Doesn't everyone need a Tammy?

I do wonder what the "last meal" really was, considering he came back from the dead with hiccups. He blames a muffin, but I don't buy it.

The feminine whine at using his right arm made me incredibly angry. He blew that shit off for four years.

Jack did an eye tracker, just like every social media whore on twitch. Twitch Jack, Twitch.

DO NOT FEEL SYMPATHY FOR JACK. I know it's tempting, I'm pretty sure most of us have seen a loved one in a similar hospital gown in a bed, but he is not worth the feelings that you are feeling.
 
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