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Geeze Alex why the hate toward small bewbs? (probably to deny his love for loli? "she has big tits! she's totes 18 guys!" )
Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker
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God this awful font/colour combo.
I know Eva is a bridge dwelling troll with no friends and all, but why is he so thick? "I would be very frustrated if I had to spend a lot of time waiting for someone else to editing a script (lol he meant to write 'to finish editing'? spot on proofreading for a site that took you months) before I could edit it, or waiting for someone else to fix a bad bug that they created."
Does Eva not understand a game has... Multiple scripts? That people won't be working on the same piece of coding at one time; Jim will handle player movement while Barry works on debugging? This isn't a problem that could be solved so much as one which shouldn't even exist - put Person A on Script 1, Person B on Script 2 and Eva has more time on his hands to request fetish art of Yandere-chan. And lets just ignore the "waaah they'd make evil bugs that I would have to fix" comment when he can't even debug himself out of a wet paper bag.
... Again: how much development experience does Eva really have? He's credited in some minor projects, but time/asset management is one of the first things you should have learned if you've worked at a professional level with any company. Maybe he was that smelly guy in the corner you throw the easy work to because he looks one ribbing away from shooting up the office? Does he even have a social life outside of looking creepy at cons and talking in his uber private streamz?
Is he just making excuses to not hire a dedicated programmer (because they're nerds, and do like being given money for their nerd-work)?? Does he want to slurp up all the "mmmm nice feature you did all on your ownsies, YanDaddy!" comments? Is Eva just really, really dense??
Tune in next month for another episode of "Hindenburg Disaster Simulator"!
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His fans that lost faith in him are long gone and don't follow his blog anymore. Only his hard core fans would noticed the poal. Its not like he is asking veteran game designers to vote.
The majoirty of his fan base that voted 100% faith request stuff like this to be made
The yansim fan base has learned well from you Eva.
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Why does the green one have such a bad case of man face, it makes it hard to determine if the it's the face or boobs that's harder to look at. There also seems to be weird fat distribution on all of them that I can't see to wrap my head around.
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Nah, Alex, we're positive you don't work 12 hours a day. Especially since you stream movies and video games to your friends while chatting with them all day. I wouldn't care as much if he was at least honest about, but it's impossible for Alex to be honest about anything.
Yeah the big green titty machine is truly something. It's a wonder why Alex even likes them, since after looking at Mulberry's other art on her tumblr, the green girl has a dick. Or at least I think they're the same character
But honestly, the best one is obviously
mirrored face girl
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That's totally not racist-looking. No, not at all!I never really noticed how mediocre the art was in general because my eyes just immediately go to the horribly unsettling faces.
Goddammit Eva. Get an artist that can actually draw a fucking face and not make it look like it's melting. It's not that hard.
WhiteZauberei
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Holy shit, look at all those asspatting comments below.
(Yes, he obviously works 84 hours per day, right?)
With every new video or blog post I see, I get more and more excited for the game. There has not been one update that did NOT make me nerdgasm. I can tell my money really is contributing in some way or another, but to me it's more about supporting and being a part of history in the making. This project already has millions of people watching and playing it and has become a part of our modern culture. I love everything it stands for! Of course, a game that has a developer with excellent taste helps too.
He still lives with his parents. 3,500 shekels isn't exactly basic necessities.
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I'm pretty sure that's impossible to do. And didn't he already mention that he only worked 8 before?
If this is backpedaling, it's a pretty sad attempt at it, I'll say that much.
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Okay so quick math if he works 8 hours per day and let's say he works every single day that make 8 x 7 = 56 hours
and 8 hours means he's working from let's say a normal routine so from 8 am to 12 am then one hour lunch break then from 1 to 3 pm (so 8 hours of work)
if he REALLY DID 84 hours a week it would mean he works far more than 8 hours like he always says and is so proud of
So that means he works for about 12 hours per day ? So basically from 8 am until 8pm ? lmao yea we believe you Eva, must be so hard to work "12 hours" on some new crappy easter eggs to keep the game relevant and complaining again about emails
By the way I've found this https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor this is Mulberry
why does she acts like she's his mom ?
pretty sure she's talking about that good old tits lover Eva
http: //mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/141108925735/dont-you-just-hate-it-when-you-try-not-to-think (oh god that's so cringy to read)
h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139442936317/oh-my-if-a-certain-someone-sees-this-hey-3 & h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139518493295/is-this-certain-someone-a-special-someone
and also no need to be a genius to know she's definitely talking about Eva
and 8 hours means he's working from let's say a normal routine so from 8 am to 12 am then one hour lunch break then from 1 to 3 pm (so 8 hours of work)
if he REALLY DID 84 hours a week it would mean he works far more than 8 hours like he always says and is so proud of
So that means he works for about 12 hours per day ? So basically from 8 am until 8pm ? lmao yea we believe you Eva, must be so hard to work "12 hours" on some new crappy easter eggs to keep the game relevant and complaining again about emails
By the way I've found this https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor this is Mulberry
why does she acts like she's his mom ?
pretty sure she's talking about that good old tits lover Eva
http: //mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/141108925735/dont-you-just-hate-it-when-you-try-not-to-think (oh god that's so cringy to read)
h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139442936317/oh-my-if-a-certain-someone-sees-this-hey-3 & h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139518493295/is-this-certain-someone-a-special-someone
and also no need to be a genius to know she's definitely talking about Eva
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Okay so quick math if he works 8 hours per day and let's say he works every single day that make 8 x 7 = 56 hours
and 8 hours means he's working from let's say a normal routine so from 8 am to 12 am then one hour lunch break then from 1 to 3 pm (so 8 hours of work)
if he REALLY DID 84 hours a week it would mean he works far more than 8 hours like he always says and is so proud of
So that means he works for about 12 hours per day ? So basically from 8 am until 8pm ? lmao yea we believe you Eva, must be so hard to work "12 hours" on some new crappy easter eggs to keep the game relevant and complaining again about emails
By the way I've found this https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor this is Mulberry
why does she acts like she's his mom ?
pretty sure she's talking about that good old tits lover Eva
http: //mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/141108925735/dont-you-just-hate-it-when-you-try-not-to-think (oh god that's so cringy to read)
h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139442936317/oh-my-if-a-certain-someone-sees-this-hey-3 & h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139518493295/is-this-certain-someone-a-special-someone
and also no need to be a genius to know she's definitely talking about Eva
Has she actually seen his face? For that matter, what does she look like? They can spout that "what's on the inside is what matters" stuff all they want, but 6's and below always conveniently ignore that physical attractiveness is an equally huge part of relationships.
Problems always arise when a person wholly ignores one of those two facts.
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Well I posted her facebook page as you can see in the post you just quoted she posted various pictures of herself 
She's not ugly tho, but she's such a cringy person I can't appreciate the rest.
She's not ugly tho, but she's such a cringy person I can't appreciate the rest.
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Okay so quick math if he works 8 hours per day and let's say he works every single day that make 8 x 7 = 56 hours
and 8 hours means he's working from let's say a normal routine so from 8 am to 12 am then one hour lunch break then from 1 to 3 pm (so 8 hours of work)
if he REALLY DID 84 hours a week it would mean he works far more than 8 hours like he always says and is so proud of
So that means he works for about 12 hours per day ? So basically from 8 am until 8pm ? lmao yea we believe you Eva, must be so hard to work "12 hours" on some new crappy easter eggs to keep the game relevant and complaining again about emails
By the way I've found this https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor this is Mulberry
why does she acts like she's his mom ?
pretty sure she's talking about that good old tits lover Eva
http: //mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/141108925735/dont-you-just-hate-it-when-you-try-not-to-think (oh god that's so cringy to read)
h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139442936317/oh-my-if-a-certain-someone-sees-this-hey-3 & h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139518493295/is-this-certain-someone-a-special-someone
and also no need to be a genius to know she's definitely talking about Eva
This chick is really thirsty for pale ass Eva:
Foreveralone.jpg:
Also found her facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor
She surprisingly doesn't look ugly so I don't even know why she likes him. Maybe because she's burnt from past relationships(?): Her writing is really cringy it's like I'm reading a 13 year old girl's diary or something.
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It's kinda weird to me she would draw herself naked.
And what the actual fuck is that blur like the gray shouldn't be molding into the hair like that. If it were lighting, then i guess that's fine but it still looks really bad.
But enough about that, let's see what Alex is up to
fantastic.
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gotta love the way she draw herself as a total hottie with big butts and no fat anywhere else
Now I'm starting to understand how those two could work together
Now I'm starting to understand how those two could work together
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I'm kinda surprised Mulberry isn't ugly. Why is she chasing after yandev of all people then?
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like others have said she's probably broken as shit.
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I wonder if his fans still think that he's just playing a character and that he isn't actually this creepy. I can't imagine it'd go over well for him if he said shit like this to his supposed future co-workers.But enough about that, let's see what Alex is up to
fantastic.
Really hope he does do something like that, though. It'd be pretty fucking hilarious to watch drama unfold as a result of Eva saying some creepy shit like "lemme smell your shimapan" to one of his volunteers.
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SomewhatNormal
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Somebody needs to find a picture of Mulberry. My guesses are
A. She's hideous and she and Alex bond over that
B. She's average looking but has no standards
C. She's gorgeous but has daddy issues
D. She is actually a guy pretending to be a girl
A. She's hideous and she and Alex bond over that
B. She's average looking but has no standards
C. She's gorgeous but has daddy issues
D. She is actually a guy pretending to be a girl
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In other news: Eva still not smart enough to at least hide his creepy pervsona. And declares anyone who goes to his ''private'' stream to ''spy'' on him, is a shitty person. Full of compliments for his fans, as usual.