Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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God this awful font/colour combo.

I know Eva is a bridge dwelling troll with no friends and all, but why is he so thick? "I would be very frustrated if I had to spend a lot of time waiting for someone else to editing a script (lol he meant to write 'to finish editing'? spot on proofreading for a site that took you months) before I could edit it, or waiting for someone else to fix a bad bug that they created."

Does Eva not understand a game has... Multiple scripts? That people won't be working on the same piece of coding at one time; Jim will handle player movement while Barry works on debugging? This isn't a problem that could be solved so much as one which shouldn't even exist - put Person A on Script 1, Person B on Script 2 and Eva has more time on his hands to request fetish art of Yandere-chan. And lets just ignore the "waaah they'd make evil bugs that I would have to fix" comment when he can't even debug himself out of a wet paper bag.

... Again: how much development experience does Eva really have? He's credited in some minor projects, but time/asset management is one of the first things you should have learned if you've worked at a professional level with any company. Maybe he was that smelly guy in the corner you throw the easy work to because he looks one ribbing away from shooting up the office? Does he even have a social life outside of looking creepy at cons and talking in his uber private streamz?

Is he just making excuses to not hire a dedicated programmer (because they're nerds, and do like being given money for their nerd-work)?? Does he want to slurp up all the "mmmm nice feature you did all on your ownsies, YanDaddy!" comments? Is Eva just really, really dense??

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Tune in next month for another episode of "Hindenburg Disaster Simulator"!
 
Oh, and also some worrying news: That poll. 82% fully support him beyond a shadow of a doubt. Another pure dick stroke Eva needed and got. Looks like his support is still higher than we think.

His fans that lost faith in him are long gone and don't follow his blog anymore. Only his hard core fans would noticed the poal. Its not like he is asking veteran game designers to vote.

The majoirty of his fan base that voted 100% faith request stuff like this to be made
THIS CUSTOM WAS CREATED BECAUSE FANS OF ALL AGES REQUESTED IT! (SO STOP ASKING WHY I MADE IT) YES, I KNOW WHAT THIS VIDEO GAME IS ABOUT. I INTENTIONALLY CALL IT A DATING GAME BECAUSE IT IS THE SAFEST AND CLEANEST WAY TO DESCRIBE IT TO ALL VIEWERS. THE VIDEO IS TASTEFULLY DONE AND THERE IS NO GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE IN THE VIDEO.

THAT BEING SAID, COMMENTS HAVE BEEN DISABLED DUE TO THE LACK OF RESPECT IN THE COMMENTS. THERE HAS BEEN ARGUING, VULGARITY, AND CURSING. THESE ARE THINGS WHICH I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT TOLERATE, EVER.

The yansim fan base has learned well from you Eva.
 
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Nah, Alex, we're positive you don't work 12 hours a day. Especially since you stream movies and video games to your friends while chatting with them all day. I wouldn't care as much if he was at least honest about, but it's impossible for Alex to be honest about anything.
Why does the green one have such a bad case of man face, it makes it hard to determine if the it's the face or boobs that's harder to look at. There also seems to be weird fat distribution on all of them that I can't see to wrap my head around.
Yeah the big green titty machine is truly something. It's a wonder why Alex even likes them, since after looking at Mulberry's other art on her tumblr, the green girl has a dick. Or at least I think they're the same character
But honestly, the best one is obviously
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mirrored face girl
 
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Holy shit, look at all those asspatting comments below.
wow 84h per day, hey dont burn yourself out, but if your having fun its all good, just dont get to stressed ok?
(Yes, he obviously works 84 hours per day, right?)
You are a good person, YandereDev. Thank you for the update!
With every new video or blog post I see, I get more and more excited for the game. There has not been one update that did NOT make me nerdgasm. I can tell my money really is contributing in some way or another, but to me it's more about supporting and being a part of history in the making. This project already has millions of people watching and playing it and has become a part of our modern culture. I love everything it stands for! Of course, a game that has a developer with excellent taste helps too. ;)
You definitely deserve your 3500 and more, since you work so hard on your game and you spend an überhuman amount of hours on it. And you also need someone to help you with your project, I hope you'll find another volunteer! A huge hug
He still lives with his parents. 3,500 shekels isn't exactly basic necessities.
 
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Okay so quick math if he works 8 hours per day and let's say he works every single day that make 8 x 7 = 56 hours
and 8 hours means he's working from let's say a normal routine so from 8 am to 12 am then one hour lunch break then from 1 to 3 pm (so 8 hours of work)

if he REALLY DID 84 hours a week it would mean he works far more than 8 hours like he always says and is so proud of

So that means he works for about 12 hours per day ? So basically from 8 am until 8pm ? lmao yea we believe you Eva, must be so hard to work "12 hours" on some new crappy easter eggs to keep the game relevant and complaining again about emails :'(:'(:'(



By the way I've found this https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor this is Mulberry
why does she acts like she's his mom ?

pretty sure she's talking about that good old tits lover Eva
http: //mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/141108925735/dont-you-just-hate-it-when-you-try-not-to-think (oh god that's so cringy to read)

h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139442936317/oh-my-if-a-certain-someone-sees-this-hey-3 & h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139518493295/is-this-certain-someone-a-special-someone
and also no need to be a genius to know she's definitely talking about Eva
 
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Okay so quick math if he works 8 hours per day and let's say he works every single day that make 8 x 7 = 56 hours
and 8 hours means he's working from let's say a normal routine so from 8 am to 12 am then one hour lunch break then from 1 to 3 pm (so 8 hours of work)

if he REALLY DID 84 hours a week it would mean he works far more than 8 hours like he always says and is so proud of

So that means he works for about 12 hours per day ? So basically from 8 am until 8pm ? lmao yea we believe you Eva, must be so hard to work "12 hours" on some new crappy easter eggs to keep the game relevant and complaining again about emails :'(:'(:'(



By the way I've found this https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor this is Mulberry
why does she acts like she's his mom ?

pretty sure she's talking about that good old tits lover Eva
http: //mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/141108925735/dont-you-just-hate-it-when-you-try-not-to-think (oh god that's so cringy to read)

h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139442936317/oh-my-if-a-certain-someone-sees-this-hey-3 & h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139518493295/is-this-certain-someone-a-special-someone
and also no need to be a genius to know she's definitely talking about Eva

Has she actually seen his face? For that matter, what does she look like? They can spout that "what's on the inside is what matters" stuff all they want, but 6's and below always conveniently ignore that physical attractiveness is an equally huge part of relationships.

Problems always arise when a person wholly ignores one of those two facts.
 
Well I posted her facebook page as you can see in the post you just quoted she posted various pictures of herself :)
She's not ugly tho, but she's such a cringy person I can't appreciate the rest.
 
Okay so quick math if he works 8 hours per day and let's say he works every single day that make 8 x 7 = 56 hours
and 8 hours means he's working from let's say a normal routine so from 8 am to 12 am then one hour lunch break then from 1 to 3 pm (so 8 hours of work)

if he REALLY DID 84 hours a week it would mean he works far more than 8 hours like he always says and is so proud of

So that means he works for about 12 hours per day ? So basically from 8 am until 8pm ? lmao yea we believe you Eva, must be so hard to work "12 hours" on some new crappy easter eggs to keep the game relevant and complaining again about emails :'(:'(:'(



By the way I've found this https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor this is Mulberry
why does she acts like she's his mom ?

pretty sure she's talking about that good old tits lover Eva
http: //mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/141108925735/dont-you-just-hate-it-when-you-try-not-to-think (oh god that's so cringy to read)

h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139442936317/oh-my-if-a-certain-someone-sees-this-hey-3 & h ttp://mulberryart.tumblr.com/post/139518493295/is-this-certain-someone-a-special-someone
and also no need to be a genius to know she's definitely talking about Eva

This chick is really thirsty for pale ass Eva:
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Also found her facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yessenia.taylor

She surprisingly doesn't look ugly so I don't even know why she likes him. Maybe because she's burnt from past relationships(?): Her writing is really cringy it's like I'm reading a 13 year old girl's diary or something.
 
Her writing is really cringy it's like I'm reading a 13 year old girl's diary or something.
It's kinda weird to me she would draw herself naked.
And what the actual fuck is that blur like the gray shouldn't be molding into the hair like that. If it were lighting, then i guess that's fine but it still looks really bad.

But enough about that, let's see what Alex is up to
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fantastic.
 
But enough about that, let's see what Alex is up to
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fantastic.
I wonder if his fans still think that he's just playing a character and that he isn't actually this creepy. I can't imagine it'd go over well for him if he said shit like this to his supposed future co-workers.

Really hope he does do something like that, though. It'd be pretty fucking hilarious to watch drama unfold as a result of Eva saying some creepy shit like "lemme smell your shimapan" to one of his volunteers.
 
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