Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Neurotic]

A black woman once told me that white people are unsanitary because whites have beverages with meals. Her reasoning was that it is impossible to prevent floaties while switching between food and drink, thus contaminating the beverage.

I tried looking it up to see if this was something anyone else had claimed, but it may have just been this one dinduisha's personal reason to go on about dirty wipipo. And yes, she also claimed whites don't bathe right.

 

[Local Fed]

A black woman once told me that white people are unsanitary because whites have beverages with meals.

I typed up and deleted three different replies because I'm so confused by this claim and I'm full of questions that I assume don't have answers. It's not even the claim of it being unsanitary that gets me, it's the idea that drinking while eating is a white person thing.

 

[The Feline Solution]

That's all because Taylor Swift one time said she doesn't really scrub her legs in the tub, despite wetting them and soaping them up before shaving them. In other words, SHE IS WASHING THEM.

Holy shit, i'd thought i'd never find an answer to that specific bit of nigger lore!

He is talking about Creflo before he mentions Obama, isn't he? Those Prosperity Gospel conmen are black grannies kryptonite.

 

[spccgrl]

It is worrisome that so many people are -or feel- so culturally orphaned that they need to do this, though.

Probably has to do with the circumstances that brought them to the US. Contrary to what is often claimed most slaves weren't hunted by white soldiers, but purchased from black kings. There were in a constant state of war, seizing each others lands, taking captives, using slaves, and selling said slaves in vast quantities in exchange for western goods and guns. The first generation certainly did not think they were all one race/people... before they left Africa anyways.

Hundreds of cultures, dozens of religions, hundreds of languages, and they have little to nothing in common except for that they're black and working in the Americas. They either assimilate into the culture of the nation they find themselves in like in some American nations, or, being black becomes their only identity. They're black, they're victims, they were slaves, and it's white man's fault. And they are angry.

Some part of that might even be true, depending on which individual is saying it. But having an identity like that first and foremost inspires you to act like a retard and abandon all personal responsibility. When you ask someone with an identity like this why they eat raw cornstarch and dishsoaped chicken they don't go "huh guess my parents did a weird and unnecessary thing". Any dumb shit they do is actually a secret rite known only to the kangs of this world, passed down from the black pharaohs themselves. It's overcompensation. Because they can't accept that being what they perceive as "more white" would be really good for them personally.

 

[ZipDisk]

the fuck is a floaty, is the woman claiming that white people just shove food in their mouth and then take a drink without chewing? That sounds disgusting. We're not ducks!

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Probably has to do with the circumstances that brought them to the US. Contrary to what is often claimed most slaves weren't hunted by white soldiers, but purchased from black kings.

i always wonder if this is why black people in america right now are... the way that they are....
ive heard many tales of people living in small countries, and i can attest to this too- ones that never bought slaves nor were africans incentivised to go there and "culturally enrich" the place after white people gave them the opportunity to. and those black people are usually plenty fine, far more well mannered and intelligent than what we see here
presumably because these people actually had to work and become educated in order to decide they want to make a living in a small country most africans arent even familiar with, and went ahead with the plan to move there all of their own accord

african-americans werent even just any ol africans, they were slaves TO africans
thats another level of disconnection

 

[Franz Joseph]

New Buckbreaking theory just dropped! White people hated black people so much that no only did we enslave blacks (at great financial cost), but we just randomly ate them as well! From this Twitter thread [A] Also blacks have ZERO history (current or otherwise) of cannibalism!
View attachment 4989216View attachment 4989232View attachment 4989236View attachment 4989248View attachment 4989260

Lol! American blacks are really something.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

New Buckbreaking theory just dropped! White people hated black people so much that no only did we enslave blacks (at great financial cost), but we just randomly ate them as well! From this Twitter thread [A] Also blacks have ZERO history (current or otherwise) of cannibalism!

This is obviously someone's auto cannibalism fetish, but I'd assume that if people actually did it then they'd want the person to gain fat and lose their entire muscle mass, which would be incredibly difficult just from a logistic standpoint.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Honestly all of the "I heard wypipo do/don't do" shit on top of "We wuz [blank]" sounds just like this to me. Which indicates that they are indeed just angrier larger forever children.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Honestly all of the "I heard wypipo do/don't do" shit on top of "We wuz [blank]" sounds just like this to me. Which indicates that they are indeed just angrier larger forever children.

their theories are something else alright
they love to blame white people for the fact that they themselves to something werid, like washing chicken or eating dirt, which is strange because half the time its stuff that they developed completely separately from white people, sometimes even ages before they showed up on the white side of the world. whats even stranger is that they seem to acknowledge that what they do is weird, almost blaming white people for making them do it. "we didnt want to wash our chicken! but you... you DID THIS TO US! now we're FORCED TO!" yet they also wont just... stop....

another fun thing i love about our fellow well-done individuals is when they claim to have invented something
whenever its not a downright fabrication like peanut butter or paper or bathing, which i think they attribute to themselves purely out of the "this is old therefor us blacks" mindset. remember, these people also believe they invented southern american food like mac n cheese or fried chicken. the logic here is "we eat it, so it must be ours". i honestly think people who rationalize this way have no concept of hindsight and believe history began with them. no, not "them" as in black people, but "them" as in the individual thinking this way
but that aside, when its not complete delusions, its something really minor that they like to take credit for by misunderstanding how invention works, all science is done on the shoulders of giants, nobody ever wakes up one day and "invents the computer" when before that people were still figuring out the wheel, its one little nudge at a time. but they'll look at the fact that some black guy invented a way to improve some filament used in the creation of one very specific chip inside of some motherboards, and go "shit, we invented computahs!"

its actually a very entertaining show until you remember their vote is worth as much as yours

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

the fuck is a floaty, is the woman claiming that white people just shove food in their mouth and then take a drink without chewing? That sounds disgusting. We're not ducks!

sounds like she couldn't comprehend drinking something without backwash, which asks as many questions as it answers

now I'm wondering if blacks are all strawbiters, too.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

they also boil "Fabuloso" on the stove as an air freshener instead of, you know, actually cleaning their house with it.

I've been inside 3 different Mexican households that had a little pot of fabric softener on low heat as an air freshener. I should ask one of those abuelitas about heating up Fabuloso instead to see their reaction.

 

[Jacob Schiff]

The Nigger is immunized against all dangers:

Good joke.

I think this is it. I've known plenty of generally pleasant black people in my life and none of them engage in this kind of behavior. If you have nothing to prove, you also have no reason to bring others down. What we're seeing is the result of so-called "anti-racism" (which is really just more racism but against the "right" people) creeping in. Well, that and telling black people that being smart and studying is a "white person" thing. The smart black people ignore that advice as the obvious trap to keep them from reaching their full potential. The dumb ones are... well, this thread is dedicated to them, among other things.

Chris Rock had a diatribe against those kinds of black people.

To add onto this... many actual Africans are based, and hate American blacks just as much, if not more than the average KF poster.

Shill based blacks somewhere else. Preferably another site.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Not much different than nigtards eating just straight up dirt.

 

[Male Idiot]

I wonder how many alien habits black people have rapped about that just fly over most people's heads because they don't actually pay attention to what's being rapped.

What is this and why is it so good? WE WUZ!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

another fun thing i love about our fellow well-done individuals is when they claim to have invented something
whenever its not a downright fabrication like peanut butter or paper or bathing, which i think they attribute to themselves purely out of the "this is old therefor us blacks" mindset. remember, these people also believe they invented southern american food like mac n cheese or fried chicken. the logic here is "we eat it, so it must be ours". i honestly think people who rationalize this way have no concept of hindsight and believe history began with them. no, not "them" as in black people, but "them" as in the individual thinking this way

This behavior ain't exclusive to blacks. Many people associate potatos with Ireland despite their S. American origin. Same for tomatos and Italy or chocolate and Switzerland and both are C. American. They implemented these foods into their own in such way that makes you think they were always there from the beginning.

The difference is, though, that they aren't claiming such origin. Maybe because Ireland, Italy, and Switzerland (and other countries with similar cases) have such rich cultures themselves that they don't need to claim others'. Blacks need to do this as they have so little.

 

[Yamamura]

sounds like she couldn't comprehend drinking something without backwash, which asks as many questions as it answers

now I'm wondering if blacks are all strawbiters, too.

I finally got around to looking up the origin of that "but I did eat breakfast today" meme. To quickly sum up for anyone who doesn't know, it basically explains how a grad student on 4chan did an experiment on low IQ prisoners and found it's difficult for them to have a theory of mind and comprehend hypothetical scenarios that don't involve them directly. It started to make me think about all the instances where low IQ individuals are unable to do certain tasks and generally attribute it to everyone else. For instance, "if I can't drink and eat at the same time without half my chewed food ending up in the cup it must mean that wipipo can't either and must be disgusting".

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I finally got around to looking up the origin of that "but I did eat breakfast today" meme. To quickly sum up for anyone who doesn't know, it basically explains how a grad student on 4chan did an experiment on low IQ prisoners and found it's difficult for them to have a theory of mind and comprehend hypothetical scenarios that don't involve them directly. It started to make me think about all the instances where low IQ individuals are unable to do certain tasks and generally attribute it to everyone else. For instance, "if I can't drink and eat at the same time without half my chewed food ending up in the cup it must mean that wipipo can't either and must be disgusting".

Isn't this literally the replicant test in Blade Runner? Saying a hypothetical scenario to trigger emotions that Replicants hear it and are dumbfounded?

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

I finally got around to looking up the origin of that "but I did eat breakfast today" meme. To quickly sum up for anyone who doesn't know, it basically explains how a grad student on 4chan did an experiment on low IQ prisoners and found it's difficult for them to have a theory of mind and comprehend hypothetical scenarios that don't involve them directly. It started to make me think about all the instances where low IQ individuals are unable to do certain tasks and generally attribute it to everyone else. For instance, "if I can't drink and eat at the same time without half my chewed food ending up in the cup it must mean that wipipo can't either and must be disgusting".

Here it is! Not the whole thing but the mentioned parts. (site is shitting itself and refuses to allow direct attachment OR image links, fuck it let me change it to a shitty imgur link.)

4chan prison IQ post

Apparently if you are in the luke warm two digits of IQ, beyond being able to think in hypothetical or simulated empathy or plan for the future, you are also brain fucked to death by any sort of recursion or nesting of concepts.

"Write about two people with names, now write one of those people talking about two more people with names." is like asking them to split the fucking atom in front of you.

Isn't this literally the replicant test in Blade Runner? Saying a hypothetical scenario to trigger emotions that Replicants hear it and are dumbfounded?

It is just like a human turing test. And it almost hurts that it's this simple to spot. Makes you really wonder the real telling reasons for all the school cirriculuum revamps

 

[WonderWino]

View attachment 4989506
A black teenager shouted at me during a screening of Cars 2 once...
I ate his liver with Fava Beans and a nice grape Fanta.

Hannibal being hannibal he'd probably dope him up on on bath salts and manipulate said black teenager into doing this to himself:

Unless he was feeling like showing him something more cultured and going this route instead:

Clay roasted thigh in a grape fanta reduction sauce served with fava beans