Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PotatoSalad4711]

If I had to vote maybe a reverse container arc where she puts the soap back into the original bottle. Or how many calories it adds to rub the pans on her head for her ayygs.

Sounds good to me. What the hell else is she going to do? If she were smart (lol), she’d actually do a walking series where on day 1 she walks 0.05 miles and by day 30 she makes it to 0.08 miles. Our gorl does love her decimal points after all!

She also could have done something with the legos, showing the instructions and the step-by-step process, but no. I’m sure we’ll get more “organizing my pantry” riveting content.

 

[FatalTater]

Yeah I can't get past the purchase of overnight oats.
Just put a half cup of instant oatmeal in a bowl with enough water to cover it, in the microwave for a minute, maybe minute and a half. Season it with a spoonful of fruit preserves, cinnamon sugar, whatever.
Grr grown-ass adults that can't adult even on a peasant level what's the world coming to grr.

Amber has been fatter in the past, but not by much. She's fast approaching record levels.

Using old footage of herself, using Zachary Michael's lil' golf swing sound effect... I think someone's trying to recapture the days when she was making a lot more coin. Good luck, FailureLynn.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Rate me late if you guys already agree on this here, but I don’t think Jade lives there anymore and she comes by daily to take care of/bring her things.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Holy. Shit. If I have to see this, so do you.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Yeah I can't get past the purchase of overnight oats.

You could say the same about hard boiled eggs, but people buy them for twice the price of raw.

Same exact shit in the grocery hauls. She's totally changed.

IF she's seeing a dietician (HA! As if), then I would expect a talk about the massive fuckton of hidden sugar in ketchup and bbq sauce- products with low sugar options. She's doing the virtue signalling about low sugar with yogurt and those plastic products going in the coffee. Which she doesn't like.

Why not just guzzle the coffee creamer with Vivarin?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

They bought premade overnight oats.

Premade
Overnight
Oats
.

When dumping oats into some liquid and letting them sit overnight is too much work.

Haha, poo.

 

[Xenomorph]

Holy. Shit. If I have to see this, so do you.

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FAT

 

[FatalTater]

Remember the good ol' days of Michael B Petty?
Relive them with

Ice Water Mukbang | Catching up! (Amberlynn Reid, Repzilla, and more)​

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

It looks like her stomach and back fat have dropped down to her calves. Legs during the Lexington vacation from a couple years ago:
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And the last time she showed legs in her December 19 vlog almost 4 months ago (it's hard to get pics without them looking like a single black blob):
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Remember when those pants used to be very very loose yoga pants? I never understood why she would want to wear skin tight pants that show her marshmallow man legs. I also love that she always has this tiny knee gap, no thigh gap for this skinny queen.

Eta- look how far her feet are apart and turned outward. I don't think she can point her toes forward anymore. It's shocking to see, although it shouldn't be at this point.

Eta2- I see @Situation Type Deal Gorl said the same thing about her legs and feet.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Damn can someone please get this bitch a list of basic words for containers/bags/bottles etc? A "thing of melk?" Come on Al even a smoothbrained meth baby like you knows what a bottle is, God knows you've wasted enough of them over the years.

 

[Cornfed]

I really don't get it.
She is clearly "trying" to troll, like saying her shirt/dress is trauma based and shit like that. However, she just sounds like a retarded valley girl, shows comments that are the biggest fucking self owns, and put out a vibe that screams "look at me I'm dumber than a sack of bricks".
I mean, it's not making me mad, just baffled that someone has so little shame.
Also...who else was drinking and innocently browsing YouTube, then almost threw up seeing the Mr Snowflake thumbnail with her having a pizza slice covering her front butt?

 

[Constellationzero]

She is clearly "trying" to troll

She is REALLY bad at it, to the point of traction inducing cringe. And even when she was younger and thinner, she was just as unfunny, unentertaining, and cringe.

* Layyyyyyyyyygs
* Feeeeeeeeeetzz
* Toeeesss
* Toenailsssssss
* Multiple side characters

or GTFOTI

 

[hatehobbyist]

Damn can someone please get this bitch a list of basic words for containers/bags/bottles etc? A "thing of melk?" Come on Al even a smoothbrained meth baby like you knows what a bottle is, God knows you've wasted enough of them over the years.

Where are you that it's called a bottle of milk? It's always been a jug of milk here in the Midwest.

 

[dingobaby]

I haven't seen this posted yet, good for a laugh c/o apathetic faxx

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Where are you that it's called a bottle of milk? It's always been a jug of milk here in the Midwest.

Well we can at least both agree that it's not a "thing".

 

[Florch]

I wonder how much of her weight is just water in her legs because that looks ridiculous - I mean, I only saw fats have legs like that if they had ludicrous levels of edema, they look so swollen they're hard

Lol at her size that 'water' would be a fine, salty chicken-stock by now.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Where are you that it's called a bottle of milk? It's always been a jug of milk here in the Midwest.

Maybe "When were you born?" would be useful. My great aunts always said bottle, because they had honest to god milkmen delivering bottles of milk.

I haven't seen this posted yet, good for a laugh c/o apathetic faxx

She's so full of shit. Although, now that I think about it, I'd pay good money to hear her try to say Aristotelian.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

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FAT

Colloquially known as a "buffalo hump" (aka. cow lol)

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Colloquially known as a "buffalo hump" (aka. cow lol)

Man, why ya gotta kill my buzz?

I was voting "goiter" all the way!!!

 

[Chameleon]

Rate me late if you guys already agree on this here, but I don’t think Jade lives there anymore and she comes by daily to take care of/bring her things.

She lives there. She just doesn't LIVE there like ALR. Wifey has a J.O.B. but thankful for that because she can escape the insanity and absolute depression Amber exudes. She must be a total buzz kill to be with. I couldn't imagine being around someone who cries at the drop of a pin due to TrAUmA.

I think ALR tries to keep the recording down to a minimum with her there now because the "new smell" has worn off and she is getting tired of reading how people are pissed because we only get an arm, a voice, a layg. It is kind of retarded to have a side character that we know nothing about. If only she knew the views she would get if she would bring her on camera and do those dumbass Q&As she always wants to do. Of course, she would probably get jealous because people will ask HER questions and not ALR. It's really the only reason she does them, she loves to talk about herself.