Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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@beansoup baybay get in line lmao
 
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beansoup said:
2023 vs 2019
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Stolen from Twitter, she really thinks she's significantly smaller than she was then (bedbound according to her own words) but she looks the same to me.
Her weight has shifted from the back and is going forward and down, her back (that's not an ass) looks just as big, and her face is just as big, it's just drooping down vertically now instead of being a perfect sphere.
She thinks these long mumu type dresses with camouflage her rolls and bumps, but they're not. If there is any difference in weight, it's sure not much and I firmly believe she's house bound if not back on track to being bedbound again.
Either way lolfat
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Wow…just fucking fat, man. I mean obviously she’s huge it’s still jarring to see her back fat to back fat comparison. I don’t have great spatial awareness so she could have lost weight but my guess is she’s housebound if at least not fully bedbound. But what I find the most shocking when compared is the state of her face. I know the lighting is a bit different but even with that, she Looks like a zombie. Lord Beetus has come calling with those DARK circles around her eyes and her skin has the underlying slight jaundice/gray color deathfats get when they start having more significant health problems. Gorl has aged several decades in just 2 years.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
A'ight, sorry, but I will say that either AL has experienced significant downward motion of her blubber, or she actually is a smidge slimmer.

Using the above side-by-side picture, here's what I did to prove this.
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First, you gotta realize that the two pictures are different sizes. Use her ear to resize the one in that floral disaster so she's the same overall size. The ear doesn't change dimensions and as it's at about the same angle, it works nicely. (her hairline conveniently lined up when I did this, too, so we've got AL the same distance from the camera now.) I did this by splitting the image into two images, layering them over top of one another, and reducing the floral disaster to 35% opacity.

But that's not overly clear, because it's evident that in one, she's standing with her weight forward (snake dress) and the other she's pushing her backfat shelf-ass back (floral disaster). And opacity makes it hard to see. So let's do this:
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My lines weren't perfect because I was using my shitty track pad (too lazy to get up and get the Wacom, plus I need to update GIMP - it's being a jerky bitch on me these days because I've been remiss in doing a software update). But still, now we have redlines to follow.
Let's compare with the snake shit.
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So as we can see, while she is standing at a slightly different angle, there are more pixels of space behind her than there are jutting in front of the redline on her other end. This could be due to her flubber crawling down into her layyyyyygs, or it could be do to some actual loss of weight.

Not that it matters, bitch is still a musk oxen of FAT and I would not have sex with her.
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Oh, she very definitely has experienced a fat landslide in the last year. She had done a couple of videos when she was actually wearing shirts as shirts and posted full body shots. Her belly has dropped to mid-thigh and she's developed a set of Chins balls. Even her ass was sliding down.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
A'ight, sorry, but I will say that either AL has experienced significant downward motion of her blubber, or she actually is a smidge slimmer.

Using the above side-by-side picture, here's what I did to prove this.
View attachment 5001096
First, you gotta realize that the two pictures are different sizes. Use her ear to resize the one in that floral disaster so she's the same overall size. The ear doesn't change dimensions and as it's at about the same angle, it works nicely. (her hairline conveniently lined up when I did this, too, so we've got AL the same distance from the camera now.) I did this by splitting the image into two images, layering them over top of one another, and reducing the floral disaster to 35% opacity.

But that's not overly clear, because it's evident that in one, she's standing with her weight forward (snake dress) and the other she's pushing her backfat shelf-ass back (floral disaster). And opacity makes it hard to see. So let's do this:
View attachment 5001108
My lines weren't perfect because I was using my shitty track pad (too lazy to get up and get the Wacom, plus I need to update GIMP - it's being a jerky bitch on me these days because I've been remiss in doing a software update). But still, now we have redlines to follow.
Let's compare with the snake shit.
View attachment 5001112
So as we can see, while she is standing at a slightly different angle, there are more pixels of space behind her than there are jutting in front of the redline on her other end. This could be due to her flubber crawling down into her layyyyyygs, or it could be do to some actual loss of weight.

Not that it matters, bitch is still a musk oxen of FAT and I would not have sex with her.
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Thanks. I think the snaketights does her favors in this analysis, in the 2019 shot you can see that she can benefit from wrapping herself just as hard as in the second pic. You can see that she is also angling a little more to the right in the second shot, the 2019 shot is straight up. Drag her elbows down a bit and you'll see. She's not the same size but she's very close, what we don't have access to is how much she's drooping. If we add all of it up I bet she's about the same weight, the mass distribution isn't friendly to you when you're not friendly to yourself. Apologies with the repetition, tad tipsy.
 
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beansoup said:
2023 vs 2019
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Stolen from Twitter, she really thinks she's significantly smaller than she was then (bedbound according to her own words) but she looks the same to me.
Her weight has shifted from the back and is going forward and down, her back (that's not an ass) looks just as big, and her face is just as big, it's just drooping down vertically now instead of being a perfect sphere.
She thinks these long mumu type dresses with camouflage her rolls and bumps, but they're not. If there is any difference in weight, it's sure not much and I firmly believe she's house bound if not back on track to being bedbound again.
Either way lolfat
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Side by side it looks like her arms have lost weight until another perspective shows that her bulbous biceps haven't changed.

Her face looks much gaunter than it used to, without actually losing weight. When the subforum was active there was a lot of speculation about mysterious off-coloring on her skin.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
but she wishes she had a baby daddy who was at work while she was at home taking care of a the kid.
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She's a control freak, she wouldn't want any partner to be at work. Look at Dusty and Thumb, she forced herself into Dusty's workplace and took great pride in Becky finally having to be around her 24/7.

This is like the complete opposite of what ALR would want.
 
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the weeknd warrior said:
the mass distribution isn't friendly to you
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This.
Don't let this fat piece of shit fool you. She's thirty two--past the age now where, if she loses weight, she will NEVER be attractive--especially in the face. My 600lb life had a patient, some woman in her thirties, who had WLS once already, and she gained it all back and more (which Fat Albert DEFINITELY would do). And her face was not only pockmarked, but there were very obvious wrinkles in the apples of the cheeks and just underneath. Happens when you're a beheem.
And don't forget that Hambutt would still need PT to learn to walk normally.
She is already GROSSLY deformed. It will be light years worse IF (ha!) she lost weight.
We ain't just talking sagging loose skin.
She has no muscle tone, or muscle sculpting.
Her bones are likely deformed like the 4 year old on that old Inside Edition piece. The one who looked like she has rickets.

Hambutt, at her age now, CAN NOT AFFORD to piss off her DRS appointed care worker Jade. She is at the size and age (plus with hysterectomy it's worse) for constant, persistent, relentless UTI's, BV, urine burns, fecal contamination, E. Coli, yeast infections, etc.
 
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beansoup said:
2023 vs 2019
View attachment 5000704
Stolen from Twitter, she really thinks she's significantly smaller than she was then (bedbound according to her own words) but she looks the same to me.
Her weight has shifted from the back and is going forward and down, her back (that's not an ass) looks just as big, and her face is just as big, it's just drooping down vertically now instead of being a perfect sphere.
She thinks these long mumu type dresses with camouflage her rolls and bumps, but they're not. If there is any difference in weight, it's sure not much and I firmly believe she's house bound if not back on track to being bedbound again.
Either way lolfat
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One thing: I love how when she tries to do the whole "model popping a shoulder and looking over it", there's nothing really happening because a) no defined shoulder can be seen, and b) she's so goddamned fat, nothing really moves.

Another thing: I think she's sagging, in all honesty. She refuses to take the estrogen that would help with her skin's elasticity (among other things) and she's aging faster than a normal person would thanks to her eating her way to 600 pounds and maintaining/gaining and she's over 30. Gravity is not kind to most people, and it seems to be seriously pissed at Hamber.

I think the photos that @Larry&Barry posted show it well.

Larry&Barry said:
It looks like her stomach and back fat have dropped down to her calves. Legs during the Lexington vacation from a couple years ago:
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And the last time she showed legs in her December 19 vlog almost 4 months ago (it's hard to get pics without them looking like a single black blob):
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You can see how she's riding lower in the water, so to speak. Bonus, since I'm actually looking at this shit more closely than usual, in the last PITCHER you can see that in addition to the foot flare she developed from her waddling, she's getting a bit bowlegged as well, another sign that the weight is making its way toward her knees, as she would try to get a little space to avoid as much chafing as possible.

Also, I swear I thought her laygs were bad enough around the knee area, but the last set seems to show her body is managing to stuff even more fat down into her thighs, something I have to say I didn't think was possible.

I'd be so incredibly ashamed if I saw photos of myself like this. Goddamn.
 
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Guys, guys! She did a high ponytail before Ariana Grande invented them, this is the originality we've all been overlooking!

You wouldn't spill food on yourself if you didn't eat like a fucking pig.
She's got a right ''better than you guys'' attitude on in this one hasn't she? Seems like she's trying to appear ''manic'' again. It's transparent Fatty, stop it.
Yeah I'm sorry, I'm more inclined to believe your pig eye is sore because you don't wash your hands or keep yourself clean, you've probably got skin roll filth rubbed into your eyeball. I like her having to point out it's a ''BAD'' allergic reaction... Your eye is sore you retard, that's a basic reaction. Fucking hell.

She is gaining so much, I just want to see a visual representation of the amount she eats to gain weight at her size, I want to see it all laid out.

Muh triggers. You're not just confident, you're a raging narc. You get jealous because you're a control freak, simple as.
Christ. What kind of dumb cunt wants AmberLynn to talk about their non profit organisation? Bellends.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
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Apparently, all the comments were about going outside. She quickly deleted it.
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Why is she asking for new series ideas when at the end she already decided on it? I can only assume it's another "what I eat in a day" or "wiping down a surface". If I had to vote maybe a reverse container arc where she puts the soap back into the original bottle. Or how many calories it adds to rub the pans on her head for her ayygs.
 
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