Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Golden Boy]

Even in the stroke video he passive aggressively complains about the staff cause he can "only eat eggs and sausage for breakfast.", and not any of the snacks on his plate. Fuck you fat fuck, of course you're thinking about the thing that brought you in in the first place while also being womanly about it.

 

[ZipDisk]

Ninja blender, snausages, funnel.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Honestly this new video makes me feel sad more than anything else.
I'm not whiteknighting the guy. Jack's 100% responsible for what's happened to him. The fact he kept eating like a complete slob despite surviving three (four?) previous strokes and a diabetes diagnosis is just spitting in God's face at this point.

But, that said, seeing him struggle to move his body or get emotional when he manages to grab with his right hand... That's just kind of fucked. As someone who's dealt with (multiple) family members who went through this sort of degeneration, I just can't help but feel sympathy. This is really horrible and I genuine hope for nothing less than Jack turning his life around... I mean abandoning his stupid YouTube hobby, getting on a proper healthy diet, losing all the excess weight and just generally salvaging what's left of his body. Maybe that way he may still get to enjoy something resembling a quality of life for the years to come.
Because if the 5th stroke doesn't kill him, it'll leave him ADL dependent for god knows how long, and Tammy & Junior will be the ones who'll have to take care of him (or pay a lot of money to have some stranger do it)

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Oh.
Oh...
Nevermind then...

>Glade
Future cooking with jACK videos are truly going to be a treat.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

That's a hell of a plot twist. What kills the Cooking With Jack show isn't the inability to walk, but to see? I would have never guessed that. And honestly, I see that as a much more plausible reason to kill the older show. He could have Tammy or Junior do the real work if he was a stick-mounted bean-bag, but being functionally blind is a hill even the Wendigo's bottomless stomach might not be able to power him through on.

I want to feel bad for Jack at every turn, but he does it to himself. But at least now his sense of sight compliments his sense of taste.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

"The nutritionals- I know exactly what this is going to tell me, ready? Chicken, fish, fruits and vegetables; stay away from starch. I've been telling you guys that on the cooking show. And I know better."

- Man who does not know better

 

[ddlloo]

For real though, how is this fat baby doing movie reviews if it's all just a giant blur.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

For real though, how is this fat baby doing movie reviews if it's all just a giant blur.

He probably has Tammy describe what's going on, or I know some theatres that have SAP headphones.

But yeah, don't feel sorry for Jack. He's in a purgatory of his own design due to his shitty lifestyle choices. Also, he's an asshole who has shown no personal growth (besides his gut) even after 4 strokes.

 

[Aaway]

his crying over using his dead arm again was fucking pathetic considering he's the one who chose to do nothing about it the first time around in hopes that god would "heal" him

its too bad this most recent stroke didn't kill off his other arm as well

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

his crying over using his dead arm again was fucking pathetic considering he's the one who chose to do nothing about it the first time around in hopes that god would "heal" him

its too bad this most recent stroke didn't kill off his other arm as well

You would think his rationale would be god gave drs the gift of healing people (within limits), like some religious folk believe but nope, it’s Jack logic.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

https://youtu.be/fZRh1yCwN1w

an update came a lot sooner than i thought it would. he looks even more awful on a real camera lmao

So he went out to the movies even though his vision is blurry? In other words he sat there and ate popcorn. I should be shocked at this but I'm not.

 

[L’il Pooner]

"Disabled by Owner"

Just like his body

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

So he went out to the movies even though his vision is blurry? In other words he sat there and ate popcorn. I should be shocked at this but I'm not.

So that means he actually reviewed a movie he didn't see. Heard, I guess, but not seen.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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Faker. Fake crying like on West Texas

New Soyjak just dropped: ten billion hours in The GNU Image Manipulation Program

Original for comparison

 

[CFC-12]

He was so happy when he could use the claw again. If only he had actually done the fucking rehab for it the first time around...

Honestly that part got me right in the feels. It caught me off guard hearing actual emotion in his voice instead of his typical obese mumbling. A real shame, honestly. It's like he's being shown what he could have had if he had just taken his PT seriously way back when.

In a normal person it'd be the type of experience where they see the error of their ways and they try to improve, but this is Jack we're talking about, so...

 

[AnOminous]

"The nutritionals- I know exactly what this is going to tell me, ready? Chicken, fish, fruits and vegetables; stay away from starch. I've been telling you guys that on the cooking show. And I know better."

Stay away from starch but eat a pound of bacon at a time and bitch you don't have more. Fuck off Jack, you stroked-out idiot.

In a normal person it'd be the type of experience where they see the error of their ways and they try to improve, but this is Jack we're talking about, so...

It's not like he even did it on his own, a machine did it for him. That's the only way it would have happened because this lazy fat fuck would never have put any effort into it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

t's not like he even did it on his own, a machine did it for him. That's the only way it would have happened because this lazy fat fuck would never have put any effort into it.

This is what he should have been doing 4 years ago. Same with his foot. He could have regained some mobility and actually been able to use them properly instead of hobbling about and awkwardly using his hand to hold something.

Honestly that part got me right in the feels. It caught me off guard hearing actual emotion in his voice instead of his typical obese mumbling. A real shame, honestly. It's like he's being shown what he could have had if he had just taken his PT seriously way back when.

Not me. Anybody else, other than this fat faggot, and I'd agree with you. He had the chance to do this but threw it away. Any sympathy for the man disappeared a long time ago.

 

[p1138]

Honestly that part got me right in the feels. It caught me off guard hearing actual emotion in his voice instead of his typical obese mumbling. A real shame, honestly. It's like he's being shown what he could have had if he had just taken his PT seriously way back when.

In a normal person it'd be the type of experience where they see the error of their ways and they try to improve, but this is Jack we're talking about, so...

And he's going to go right back to being a man baby shoving meat and cheese down his throat instead of continuing to do any sort of rehab at home. Frankly most of it sounded like appeasement from the staff with Fatty stroking his own ego in the process as if he's actually doing anything significant. At no point did it look like he genuinely reflected on the many errors of his own doing. If anything over the next few months we might get even more self absorbed bullshit from Fatty as he pretends to be some crusader for people with disabilities for all of 3 episodes of a podcast or some bullshit because he eventually finds someone has blocked a handicap ramp up a curb or something and gets outraged.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

So if his vision is fucked up, do you think he's still gonna bother pretending that he's doing the driving for Jack on The Go? There's no way he'll be allowed to retain his license if he's that legally blind.

I find it amusing how the Wendigo is slowly claiming every pleasure of his flesh that isn't feeding. After all his aggregate damage, all he had left before this stroke was consoom media, and consume food. And now the Wendigo is degrading his ability to consume media, so that he has no choice to focus on the food. Even crippling his face is part of this - There's a sympathetic reaction where smiling will inherently make you feel happier. But Jack must derive his happiness solely from food, and so this avenue has been limited to him.

 

[AnOminous]

There's no way he'll be allowed to retain his license if he's that legally blind.

And despite being blind so he can't see it and being literally brain-damaged so he can't understand it, he still sees and "reviews" movies.

 

[Nuts with Guts]

If someone you care about calls you saying they think they are having a stroke (especially if it is not the first) and asks you to come give them a ride to the ER, please DON'T. Call 911 (or whatever your emergency # is) and have them send an ambulance.

Who knows how many brain cells Jack lost waiting for his kid to recklessly drive 100 mph to pick him up and take him to the ER in lieu of people who ...uh... are actually trained to get there as quickly and safely as possible- not to mention- administer care before arrival.