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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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I for one encourage this. A true meeting of the minds.
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Note: I don't have a twitter account, making it hard to see some conversations. Piggy is graveling but I can't see all the context. It seems like he is prostrating himself preemptively. I will laugh at two dummies but is this something his """fanbase""" really wants?
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Waifu Days said:
I for one encourage this. A true meeting of the minds.
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Note: I don't have a twitter account, making it hard to see some conversations. Piggy is graveling but I can't see all the context. It seems like he is prostrating himself preemptively. I will laugh at two dummies but is this something his """fanbase""" really wants?
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Isn't that cute. After Brianna Wu took a pity on him on BPF's stream, now he wants to talk to Wu.

Also link & archive my nigga.
 
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I would not be surprised if Ralph pulls an Ian Miles Dogkiller and flips back across the fence as cozy goes down in flames. Especially last night where he was fellating a black guy and basically chastising his chat for saying the nono word
 
HĂźftpriester said:
Haven't seen this posted yet..... @alicesroom did you have the AIDS before Ethan mouth raped you? If so, he might actually start losing some weight.
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It’s been posted in other threads, but allegedly yes. My question, how do we know that Ralph didn’t infect her when he roofied and mouth raped her.
When it was revealed on his little show that she said she tested positive, Ralph suddenly was Mr.Encyclopedia on the Aids, how likely one is to get it, how one pos test isn’t conclusive, etc etc.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
It’s been posted in other threads, but allegedly yes. My question, how do we know that Ralph didn’t infect her when he roofied and mouth raped her.
When it was revealed on his little show that she said she tested positive, Ralph suddenly was Mr.Encyclopedia on the Aids, how likely one is to get it, how one pos test isn’t conclusive, etc etc.
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Ralph does love his hookers and hookers are covered in diseases because they have sex with men like Ralph. It’s not a stretch to suggest the gunt hosts a microcosm of STDs
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
It’s been posted in other threads, but allegedly yes. My question, how do we know that Ralph didn’t infect her when he roofied and mouth raped her.
When it was revealed on his little show that she said she tested positive, Ralph suddenly was Mr.Encyclopedia on the Aids, how likely one is to get it, how one pos test isn’t conclusive, etc etc.
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Ralph: xanax withdrawal expert, courtroom expert and now HIV/AIDS spreadability expert

Is there anything the Ralphamale's wisdom doesn't encompass?
 

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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
It’s been posted in other threads, but allegedly yes. My question, how do we know that Ralph didn’t infect her when he roofied and mouth raped her.
When it was revealed on his little show that she said she tested positive, Ralph suddenly was Mr.Encyclopedia on the Aids, how likely one is to get it, how one pos test isn’t conclusive, etc etc.
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As funny as that would be, my best bet is on Andy Dick giving Alice the poz as there's a clip where he and Alice are banging while cappy is driving the rv and this was well after the rape retort incident.

Other horrifying thoughts of you consider the timeline is that may and cozy rozy could also be affected if the gunt got pozzed
 
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Truly Rural said:
Ralph is broken. He appreciates the weather at 6:30 AM

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If he sits to beg in front of the church today he'll have a good Easter profit.
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The Ralphamale will always get lucky, lucky regardless of days! Watch out, AYYLAWGS!
If Gunt did actually do that, I would love to see people sneering the shit out of the hog; and then gets unlucky with his Easter profit.
Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
It’s been posted in other threads, but allegedly yes. My question, how do we know that Ralph didn’t infect her when he roofied and mouth raped her.
When it was revealed on his little show that she said she tested positive, Ralph suddenly was Mr.Encyclopedia on the Aids, how likely one is to get it, how one pos test isn’t conclusive, etc etc.
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The Ralphamale wants his women to be healthy so that he could mouthrape her so that he could mark his women to makes other mad!
I would not be particularly surprised if the hog is riddled with STDs, yet still alive. Could be the other person who pozzed Alice, and give her the absolute worst remaining times in her life.
 
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