Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

I know we joke about this, but does anyone really think Drexel would fuck Nick's wife? She's old and not hot, and most importantly, that's his friend's wife. I've been friends with one man for decades. I can go to his house and I have a good amount of freedom. Like, I can help myself to his fridge. Still, I don't dare go into his bedroom and start looking around or something like that. This man is like my brother, but there's boundaries. I'm not a coombrained degenerate like either of those men, so perhaps my perspective is naive here.

Speaking of coombrain, how funny would it be if next time Nick finds a guy to fuck his holes, he drops his pants and then has to take a few minutes to explain what a balldo is why and he's wearing it?

P.S.: You're on the right track with that suicidal ideation, Mandy. Don't let those cowards talk you out of it. That'll show the world who's boss!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Highlights from Nick's early morning LOCALS stream:

- Nick is NOT going to church. It is boring when he went to Catholic Mass, and supposedly Protestant services are no better. Instead he is doing something more 'churchy', his homeschool co-op of 150-200 people celebrates the Jewish feasts and they are going to do that instead because it has a better feeling of 'togetherness'. Going to church when you don't want to has shades of fakeness which he does not like becuase everything there seems fake.

'Do not stop meeting together with your brothers...' Nick...

- He is supposedly going to reschedule with Jersh for the show they were supposed to do.

- The LOCALS crew has picked up the toasting traditions. Resident cat lady FifiGigantor who has spent all week telling people how firemen killed her cat, found her cat outside her house yesterday. Alive. At least she'll stop, but the toast might return.

- His Religion series he hopes to start as a LOCALS stream on Sundays. He says he knows he is going to piss people off. He is approaching the book from a gay literary perspective and not addressing theology.

- Drex and his kid are in town for Easter.

EDIT:

- He was looking through Prime films to watch party, and he found a documentary about adult tickling fetishist. He seemed WAY too interested. He also used the Elmo voice again. The voices are another thing that have not been around. That and 'BaLlS!?', thankfully.

 

[You're MDNWU]

I know we joke about this, but does anyone really think Drexel would fuck Nick's wife? She's old and not hot, and most importantly, that's his friend's wife.

Have you seen the mom/friend of his he used to fuck prior to fucking her daughter? IIRC from her Facebook, she's an ugly af Greek who's also fat. If given the chance, he'd happily fuck Nick's wife and he'd preface it with some bullshit of "saving" her or something.

Drex has no morals other than the average black "muh dick" thoughts.

 

[AnOminous]

I kinda wish people wouldn't just spam old pictures people have posted. I kinda find it weird that people saved them at all

Dumbfuckieta amazed that a site where "archive EVERYTHING" is literally a motto and you can be banned for not doing it somehow. . .archived everything. What a dumb faggot.

It has been years since he first told the story about doing this (without names at the time), but it was both a brag that he could do it as a solo practitioner without hard rules against it, and an attempt to throw opposing lawyers off by having them underestimate him.

We've seen his motion practice, and even if he put on clown makeup and dressed like he was in a circus and had a nose he could honk and giant clown shoes, it would be extremely difficult for him to get anyone to underestimate him. Maybe he could spray himself with seltzer water. That might work.

- Nick is NOT going to church. It is boring when he went to Catholic Mass, and supposedly Protestant services are no better. Instead he is doing something more 'churchy', his homeschool co-op of 150-200 people celebrates the Jewish feasts and they are going to do that instead because it has a better feeling of 'togetherness'. Going to church when you don't want to has shades of fakeness which he does not like becuase everything there seems fake.

What a phony dick he is though. Everything he does is fake.

Also Catholic Easter Masses are one of the few reasons I'd go to church even as an apostate.

Just because sometimes non smokers die of lung cancer and fit middle aged men that have never drank die of liver cancer doesn't mean you can or should be a degenerate that smokes, drinks, and has a diet consisting of starch, cheese, meat, and sugar and expect to live into your 70s.

Sometimes it's just genes, though, because that describes the last five or so generations of my patrilineal ancestors.

It ain't fair but it's a thing.

 

[Swole McPole]

I know we joke about this, but does anyone really think Drexel would fuck Nick's wife? She's old and not hot, and most importantly, that's his friend's wife.

I think he'd fuck her in a second. Here's why:

a.) Blacks have higher amounts of testosterone. They'd fuck mud if that was all there was.
b.) Have you seen the white women that fuck black men? Most are morbidly obese.
c.) They fetishize white women. Even the porkers are regarded as a prize.
d.) They've been indoctrinated to believe in their victim status. Fucking whitey's wife is a blow for the movement. Haven't you SEEN the stuff Drexel posts? He buys into this hook, line and sinker. All that stuff about a 'big black bull coming in your wife's face'.
e.) Like most white supremacists, Drexel believes he's inferior. Fucking whitey's wife equalizes that status.
f.) He resents Nick. He resents his money, his power, his status. Nick's always had everything easy. Drex hangs onto his coat tails, because he thinks it might bring him access to opportunities he wouldn't get moving in nigger circles -- but he doesn't like him. Who the hell could like him? This asshole had everything he could ever want or need before he ever did a days work. Then he turns his hand to YouTube and makes millions just by chatting shit? How unfair is that? Drexel has worked his little black bollocks off and what does he have to show for it? A job as a trolley dolly and the scraps of a YouTube career. And that big nosed cunt doesn't even have him on the show much any more. Of course he'd fuck his wife. Even if he found her physically repellant, he'd fuck her. And he doesn't find her repellant. She flirts with him and he has to excuse himself and then slink into the bathroom to crank one out. Damn, if he ever got the chance for real, he'd show her...

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Highlights from Nick's early morning LOCALS stream:

- Nick is NOT going to church. It is boring when he went to Catholic Mass, and supposedly Protestant services are no better. Instead he is doing something more 'churchy', his homeschool co-op of 150-200 people celebrates the Jewish feasts and they are going to do that instead because it has a better feeling of 'togetherness'. Going to church when you don't want to has shades of fakeness which he does not like becuase everything there seems fake.

'Do not stop meeting together with your brothers...' Nick...

- He is supposedly going to reschedule with Jersh for the show they were supposed to do.

- The LOCALS crew has picked up the toasting traditions. Resident cat lady FifiGigantor who has spent all week telling people how firemen killed her cat, found her cat outside her house yesterday. Alive. At least she'll stop, but the toast might return.

- His Religion series he hopes to start as a LOCALS stream on Sundays. He says he knows he is going to piss people off. He is approaching the book from a gay literary perspective and not addressing theology.

- Drex and his kid are in town for Easter.

EDIT:

- He was looking through Prime films to watch party, and he found a documentary about adult tickling fetishist. He seemed WAY too interested. He also used the Elmo voice again. The voices are another thing that have not been around. That and 'BaLlS!?', thankfully.

He's such a closeted jew. Just admit it already, Nick.

 

[MudPeople]

I know we joke about this, but does anyone really think Drexel would fuck Nick's wife? She's old and not hot, and most importantly, that's his friend's wife. I've been friends with one man for decades. I can go to his house and I have a good amount of freedom. Like, I can help myself to his fridge. Still, I don't dare go into his bedroom and start looking around or something like that. This man is like my brother, but there's boundaries. I'm not a coombrained degenerate like either of those men, so perhaps my perspective is naive here.

Back when i started watching Rekieta, I'd say no. Now? 50/50 maybe, but only because Drex seems to be going steady with NCAA Cat. He might not want to ruin a good thing he got going.

With the kind of women Drex described in his stories, I think LR is probably above average. I think He'll fuck any woman as long as she's not black. As to doing his friend's wife? He had been saying all along how much of a BULL he is and doesn't care about the beta husbands. He'll probably justify it as saving Rekieta's marriage.

It's Drex taking Rekieta's kids into town that he should be worried about. I mean, not like there hasn't been a precedence.

 

[AnOminous]

She flirts with him and he has to excuse himself and then slink into the bathroom to crank one out. Damn, if he ever got the chance for real, he'd show her...

It would be hilarious if Drex fucks Nick's wife, then fucks every single one of his kids the very day they come of age.

 

[MudPeople]

It would be hilarious if Drex fucks Nick's wife, then fucks every single one of his kids the very day they come of age.

I can't agree with that. I don't want the world to be that terrible.
On the other hand, I fear it might actually happen.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Nick shows off his new custom license plates.

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He truly has no shame at all. Ebegging for his completely avoidable lolsuit while showing off vanity plates for his overpriced mustang rental car he paid over sticker for. What a joke.

 

[Swole McPole]

It would be hilarious if Drex fucks Nick's wife, then fucks every single one of his kids the very day they come of age.

They've got to get past Drunken Daddy Nick, whose wife's vagina has been ruined through childbirth.

All it takes is one drunken night, when he feels like something that's a bit tighter than the old wallpaper hanger's bucket. One poor kid, starved of daddy's attention, insecure about how attractive they are to the opposite sex, thinking that their drunken daddy is a safe place to test out their flirting skills.

Before you know it, there's another family secret that can never, ever be spoken of again.

 

[AnOminous]

Before you know it, there's another family secret that can never, ever be spoken of again.

Except it will be archived on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Maude Snew]

It would be hilarious if Drex fucks Nick's wife, then fucks every single one of his kids the very day they come of age.

Not only that but also piss on them all. They might get sex trafficked if he doesn't. Think about it. Who'd want to sex traffic women covered in nigger piss? Nobody, that's who. Drex truly is the noble savage doing Nick a favor.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I think he'd fuck her in a second. Here's why:

a.) Blacks have higher amounts of testosterone. They'd fuck mud if that was all there was.
b.) Have you seen the white women that fuck black men? Most are morbidly obese.
c.) They fetishize white women. Even the porkers are regarded as a prize.
d.) They've been indoctrinated to believe in their victim status. Fucking whitey's wife is a blow for the movement. Haven't you SEEN the stuff Drexel posts? He buys into this hook, line and sinker. All that stuff about a 'big black bull coming in your wife's face'.
e.) Like most white supremacists, Drexel believes he's inferior. Fucking whitey's wife equalizes that status.
f.) He resents Nick. He resents his money, his power, his status. Nick's always had everything easy. Drex hangs onto his coat tails, because he thinks it might bring him access to opportunities he wouldn't get moving in nigger circles -- but he doesn't like him. Who the hell could like him? This asshole had everything he could ever want or need before he ever did a days work. Then he turns his hand to YouTube and makes millions just by chatting shit? How unfair is that? Drexel has worked his little black bollocks off and what does he have to show for it? A job as a trolley dolly and the scraps of a YouTube career. And that big nosed cunt doesn't even have him on the show much any more. Of course he'd fuck his wife. Even if he found her physically repellant, he'd fuck her. And he doesn't find her repellant. She flirts with him and he has to excuse himself and then slink into the bathroom to crank one out. Damn, if he ever got the chance for real, he'd show her...

I'd never watched much of a stream with Drexel on it. I could tell he trained regularly and he seemed to be about getting pussy because he could. Hard to tell if that's all he legitimately cared about or if that was his streaming persona. Either way, that shit is boring to me now so I didn't bother to keep up.

That aside, while you may be exaggerating some, I bet you're more correct in this post than not. It makes me hope this does happen, because we all know what how it goes when friends mix love and money/business. I want to giggle more at Nose destroying his own life and then crying about it to his paypigs.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I know we joke about this, but does anyone really think Drexel would fuck Nick's wife? She's old and not hot, and most importantly, that's his friend's wife. I've been friends with one man for decades. I can go to his house and I have a good amount of freedom. Like, I can help myself to his fridge. Still, I don't dare go into his bedroom and start looking around or something like that. This man is like my brother, but there's boundaries. I'm not a coombrained degenerate like either of those men, so perhaps my perspective is naive here.

Speaking of coombrain, how funny would it be if next time Nick finds a guy to fuck his holes, he drops his pants and then has to take a few minutes to explain what a balldo is why and he's wearing it?

P.S.: You're on the right track with that suicidal ideation, Mandy. Don't let those cowards talk you out of it. That'll show the world who's boss!

Drexel fucked the daughter of some woman he was dating and is black. He would DEFINITELY fuck Nick's wife. He will probably fuck Nick's kids too.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Drexel fucked the daughter of some woman he was dating and is black. He would DEFINITELY fuck Nick's wife. He will probably fuck Nick's kids too.

Simple:

My good friend's daughter (teen at the time) and I were always cool... NO, I never groomed or ever said 1 word of a sexual nature around her (she learned of my exploits through others)

She eventually goes to college and dated a simp. I innocently met up with them at her behest at the state fair and then he exposed his simp nature to me, a non simp

They broke up BEFORE she moved across the country to do her doctorate program (age 22). Once there, *SHE* contacted *ME* about wanting to explore BDSM

I reluctantly agreed, so I took her to a bondage club to see if it were truly for her (it was... uh oh!!)

I tried to persuade her to find a professional Dom out there, but there were none to 100% trust, so... I had to fill the role so she could explore WITHOUT getting exploited, sold into a sex ring, hurt/killed (locally, MULTIPLE deaths happened at the dungeon club inside Gay 90s due to these Craiglist doms not knowing WTF they were doing)

Eventually, her mom found out due to the Apple Cloud and that was that!! 0 grooming!! Kill that noise & get your facts straight!!

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Dumbfuckieta amazed that a site where "archive EVERYTHING" is literally a motto and you can be banned for not doing it somehow. . .archived everything. What a dumb faggot.

Around the time of his YT ban last fall, when Nick started shilling his Locals chat hard on stream, he repeatedly pitched the 24/7, AVAILABLE FOREVER nature of his chat as a feature and not a bug.

I specifically remember thinking "Who would want that?" long before Panoptes was even a twinkle on Himedall's monitor.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Around the time of his YT ban last fall, when Nick started shilling his Locals chat hard on stream, he repeatedly pitched the 24/7, AVAILABLE FOREVER nature of his chat as a feature and not a bug.

I specifically remember thinking "Who would want that?" long before Panoptes was even a twinkle on Himedall's monitor.

I think he wanted to pitch it as a lower effort DISCORD at that time. Available 24/7, no moderation required, no pesky channels to monitor for topics, and a convenient way to bring in normiesmto purge his old audience that was already at 'WTF Nick!?'

I have also demonstrated multiple times that chat archives ARE being hidden and deleted. His BS about 'everything is there. I am 100% transparent' is just that-a load of shite.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Nick shows off his new custom license plates.

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Guess he better start dipping into that GSG funding soon!

- His Religion series he hopes to start as a LOCALS stream on Sundays. He says he knows he is going to piss people off. He is approaching the book from a gay literary perspective and not addressing theology.

I can't wait for Nick to start a proper cult and to get the shitty sequel to Waco, the GAY 90s Spicer siege in 15 years. Except by burning alive it'll be death by sex dungeons and fumes from burning sillicone.
Also, who the fuck would want the gay literary perspective unless you are fujoshi, faggot (closeted) or a troon?
Edit: 15 not 20 years.

 

[hatehobbyist]

Looks like there are 4 corporations under mummy's name.

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https://www.corporationwiki.com/Minnesota/Saint-Paul/cbr-holdings-llc/81578051.aspx

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For those more knowledgeable of the American legal sphere, Nick has mentioned that his home is in 'trust' for his children.

Could the house and other assets be vested in one of these LLC's rather than Nick and his sister themselves? The legal leash, as it were?

I know I'm a few days behind in this thread (but trying to catch up). I just saw your message and wanted to respond. Yes, that's absolutely possible. In fact, that's the exact situation my family has. My parents created a family trust when they did their estate planning. My house and all my tangible assets are technically owned by that trust, but they are mine, free and clear. There's just legal separation there, and it came in handy during my divorce because nothing of mine was touchable in terms of splitting assets because on paper I look like I own absolutely nothing because it's all held in ownership by the trust. My ex did try to sue my parents and the trust to force the sale of my home so that he could get access to a large lump sump from the equity, but he failed miserably. I'm not a trust fund brat like Nick primarily because I find the notion of living off my parents absolutely disgusting, but I did embrace the benefits of the trust in protecting my assets and do to this day. I largely opted out of all conversations related to the estate planning but what I learned just tangentially is that there are all sorts of options available to rich people to contain their assets and those of their children in pretty much untouchable ways. I have no doubt Nick's parents have made sure to protect themselves and their wealth any way they can.