Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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inconel said:
I want to add that I'm almost positive the broken hammer was faked for twitter likes. It is extremely unlikely a hammer handle would naturally fracture like that even if used in the fattest stupidest manner. You would expect to see a lot more splinters and cracking running longitudinally up the handle. It is very difficult to cleanly fracture wood perpendicular to the grain like that. And looking at the wood right below the fracture, the handle looks aged and distressed but nowhere near decayed enough that even a strong man could just snap it like that. This is just embarrassing Pat, stop.

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The break line is too clean to be from age, you can see it's almost a straight line. Most likely he sawed through most of the handle and then broke the head off by hand.

I don't get why Fatrick tries to fake mundane shit like this. Even in his fantasies, his life is so low-effort, low imagination and low stakes that a broken tool is the most notable thing that happens today?
 
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Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
I don't get why Fatrick tries to fake mundane shit like this. Even in his fantasies, his life is so low-effort, low imagination and low stakes that a broken tool is the most notable thing that happens today?
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He’s trying to LARP an Everyman that has to do basic maintenance on his house from time to time. He’s just so fucking dumb and inept that he thinks normal people just break tools as a part of this and have to run to Lowe’s or whatever to get new ones.

No one is going to the hardware store because they’re so fat they broke a hammer after sitting on it. It’s usually something along the lines of underestimating the amount of paint/screws/flooring you needed for a project. He is so fat that even his hammer would not have sex with him.
 
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RussianParasite said:
He’s trying to LARP an Everyman that has to do basic maintenance on his house from time to time. He’s just so fucking dumb and inept that he thinks normal people just break tools as a part of this and have to run to Lowe’s or whatever to get new ones.

No one is going to the hardware store because they’re so fat they broke a hammer after sitting on it. It’s usually something along the lines of underestimating the amount of paint/screws/flooring you needed for a project. He is so fat that even his hammer would not have sex with him.
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Fatrick pretends to LARP as a conservative handy-man tough guy who loves guns and fixin’ shit, when he’s just really a fat faggot with bitch tits who likes normie garbage capeshit and Star Wars, and sounds like a gay man.
 
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FinnSven said:
Oh I agree. I have a couple of wooden handled axes which do the job.

Fatrick strikes me as the kind of person who would go and buy an overpriced, for his purposes, tool.

In the same way he insists on a Samsung folding phone or a Microsoft Surface, when a Chromebook or other cheap laptop would do for not writing his novels on.
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No, child, I did not break my old hammer to have an excuse to buy a shinier one. These are your delusions again.

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Voidoom said:
No, child, I did not break my old hammer to have an excuse to buy a shinier one. These are your delusions again.

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At least he read the thread and got himself a rip claw hammer? Too bad he got himself a shit one. That thing doesn't look like it's anchored to anything. Let me guess, he didn't bother with permits again. Have fun with the fading and damage overtime on that deck Patrick (in order to fix the damage you have to remove the individual boards and replace them). Also, there's also no real ROI when installing such a deck.
 
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AnOminous said:
You have to be an absolute fucking retard to somehow destroy a hammer.

I can guarantee there was absolutely nothing wrong with that hammer before Retard Boy did whatever he did to fuck it up.
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This 100%.

I’ve got a hammer in my garage that I inherited from my great grandfather. It’s over 100 years old now and still has the original handle.

It’ll outlast all of us.

Lardass managed to destroy a perfectly good tool, somehow 😕
 
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This is the single biggest thing that makes a lolcow to me. It's not an immediate qualifier. You can deny advice for weeks, then realize the people giving it aren't your enemy, and not be a lolcow because of the adversarial relationship people have online as standard.
But to refuse for years, consistently even daily, to acknowledge that the adage "Don't feed the trolls." Is so simple and concise exactly because it conveys all the necessary information requires a mixture of magical thinking, stubbornness, and egotism that are core to the lolcow world view. It is the best litmus test.
 
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Pat loves to take pictures of other handymen’s work and claim it as his own. Remember the floor in the box room? Funny how we never see pictures of Pat using a “circ saw” or doing any manual labor whatsoever. He’s hilariously shameless.

And him claiming that broken hammer was brand new is one of the least harmful but most glaringly obvious lies he’s ever told. Again, shameless.

I love knowing he’ll never change.
 
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Voidoom said:
No, child, I did not break my old hammer to have an excuse to buy a shinier one. These are your delusions again.

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Fucking lol. This guy. Any form of finesse is truly absent from Pat, he fails at the most mundane tasks. It's astounding how eager he is to display his failings to the derision of all.
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
Wrong child it's brand new

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Once again, child, you miss the very important details as always. Much like you can buy jeans with holes already in them, Rick buys his tools "pre-distressed." The rust and rotting wood was a feature, child, and it only broke because Pat is so hard on his tools, because he does hard work and a very good job and his deck boards are very much aligned and any insistence to the contrary is your delusions again, stalker.
 
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