DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
How the fuck can he use the term "curated audience" and not realize how ridiculous that sounds.
Curated - selected, organized, and presented using professional or expert knowledge.

I'd say it fits, Phil wrangles just enough dents to continue his scam. He is an expert in begging, few others can illicit so many donations in such frequency while fishing in such a shallow puddle of viewers.

He has curated his audience in that his content is so low effort and boring that anyone undented does not stick around.
 
He explained his believe system in an ancient Ask the King.

You see, Phil doesn't go to church or believe in God because he just knows what the right thing is in his gut. He's just a naturally good and honest person. The nuns at his school were judgmental and Phil just isn't like that. He doesn't believe in Heaven or Hell, he believes in just being a good man.

These are things he actually said.
That's like when Lex Luthor comes out saying he's a good guy because he wants to kill Superman.
Lets recap
-Cleanliness is next to Godliness
This disgusting fuck showers once a week or whenever he's going out the house. He picks and scratches and bites random orifices and areas of his body. His house is constantly invaded by ants and always falling apart. To say Phil is clean is like saying sandpaper is smooth.
-the love of money is the root of all evil
I mentioned this in a previous post but it bears repeating. He, just like Keemstar, doesn't care who he has to beg or who he hurts as long as he gets his money. We have a guy who can't buy a car, a guy with more than 2 bankrupcies, various special needs people who donate their government assistance money. But does Phil care? No that's "none of his buisiness".
-Do unto others as you would have done to you/Judge not less ye be judged
This guy treats everyone like they're idiots. Recently on That Being Said they asked what the worst Phil content is. To me it's when Phil comes back from his day off and starts gossiping about people. Imagine complaining because the bank is closed on a national holiday. Or getting upset because a guy is checking out at a pet store. He loves to shit on every government official including the president. He really thinks HE is smarter than anyone in congress. BRUH
-Turn the other cheek/an eye for an eye and the world goes blind
There is not a single person in this world,who Phil was wronged by, that he hasn't talked shit about or tried to insult directly from the safety of his phone. He's a coward who waits until someone's back is turned or when the person is down on their luck just so he can sneak diss.

I could go on about "loving thy neighbor" or "not bearing false witness" but to keep it short. No. Phil is like a wild soulless animal. He doesn't have a conscious. He just shields himself with other people and uses the misfortune of others to profit. He would never do anything for any body ever. He wouldn't know what's right if you cut off his left hand.
 
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-Do unto others as you would have done to you/Judge unless ye be judged
Reminds me of that story when he went shoe shopping with Kat and he was so inconvenienced by the grandpa who was buying his grandkids shoes but his card got declined and held up the line. Then he made fun of the old guy because he couldn't pay for the kids' shoes and had to leave empty handed. Phil could have easily done a good deed and paid for the kids seeing as he himself relies on the kindness of strangers to pay for his lifestyle but instead he probably spent the price of those shoes on WWE pulls.
 
If Phil lived in Singapore, he'd get his ass caned by simply stepping outside.
If that's true why does Slayer exist?
Phil is recounting the ear infection story, and commented that he cancelled the appointment because Kat's day off changed because she changed jobs. 'That's health care in America for you.'
This is what happens when you spend all day talking to dents who reaffirm what you say. If Phil had said this shit during the interview Craig and Adam would have called him out immediately and Phil would start spinning about how he has no time dood.
They put corn in corned beef hash.
They thought caramel coloring meant their ham was supposed to taste like candy.
They ruined their roast by not following the recipe.

Maybe Kat decided to just use a bag of frozen carrot slices dumped into a box of cake mix. And baking it for 20 minutes at 350 degrees would take too long so she baked it for 10 minutes at 700 degrees. Just a guess because neither one of them can make food.
These two retards cannot fucking cook a thing. When Khet cooks she fucks it up somehow, when Phil cooks he's either a rigid autist who follows instructions to the T then whines when the results aren't what he was promised (The chicken he fucked up) or goes completely off course because he knows what is better for cooking (That wine turkey thing they made).
I was watching yesterday's prestream and some guy tipped him to tell him he was wrong about the ending of Freddy vs Jason, and how the director and Wikipedia made it clear Jason won, and the fat faggot went on a 5 minute speech about how they're actually wrong.

How fucking thin skinned has this nigger become when he can't even accept being wrong about random movie trivia from the mid 2000s. He has legitimately lost his damn mind, the retarded ass pigroach...
Phil's ego can literally not take a single L, even if it is 100% his fault or he is in the wrong. People like Phil will always argue semantics or try and shift the blame onto someone else. You ever get into a car accident or know someone who was in one and have them shift some of the blame onto tailgaters or something? That is DSP every day. He literally has to be right in every scenario even when he spills seltzer water on his laptop that even then he's
 
These two retards cannot fucking cook a thing. When Khet cooks she fucks it up somehow, when Phil cooks he's either a rigid autist who follows instructions to the T then whines when the results aren't what he was promised (The chicken he fucked up) or goes completely off course because he knows what is better for cooking (That wine turkey thing they made).


Eats the same, for sure not store bought, freezer burnt, disclored, wife baked resses cake for 4 years.

>dosent get sick
>is edible

Wife for real bakes him a cake

>horse food based(kek)
>gets sick
>isn't edible
 
I was watching yesterday's prestream and some guy tipped him to tell him he was wrong about the ending of Freddy vs Jason, and how the director and Wikipedia made it clear Jason won, and the fat faggot went on a 5 minute speech about how they're actually wrong.

How fucking thin skinned has this nigger become when he can't even accept being wrong about random movie trivia from the mid 2000s. He has legitimately lost his damn mind, the retarded ass pigroach...
It ends with Jason beheading Freddy, how is he confused about the victor?
 
It ends with Jason beheading Freddy, how is he confused about the victor?
Because Freddy's decapitated head winks.
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A stupid comment like this is something everyone here has come to expect out of DSP, no one remarked on it the day he said it. But I guess the pignosis meme is real, his whales are fooled into believing he's a nice guy, until he inadvertently says the one thing that triggers their autism and they feel shocked and outraged.
Man, DSP having a minor dent revolution on his hands, just because he made fun of Christianity is just, *chefs kiss*.

It really falls in line with his positive and meaningful persona who inadvertently uses hateful slurs, as in reality he never matured past puberty.

... and the weird thing is: this is one of the rare areas where I feel some amount of sympathy with DSP, because he backed himself into a corner and now he constantly has to keep himself in line and pretend to be someone he's not. No wonder he's perpetually miserable, having to suppress his urges during his streams. Dave, since you read the farms, genuine advice: Just let the hate flow. Take the hit of alienating your current audience, bring back unapologetic scumbag Phil. You used to be way more entertaining that way. As Keemstar said, you need to monetize your trolls. But we all know you are way too in love with yourself and prideful to be able to do that. You need the recognition of being a mature and prolific content creator.
 
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He explained his believe system in an ancient Ask the King.

You see, Phil doesn't go to church or believe in God because he just knows what the right thing is in his gut. He's just a naturally good and honest person. The nuns at his school were judgmental and Phil just isn't like that. He doesn't believe in Heaven or Hell, he believes in just being a good man.

These are things he actually said.

One second DSP is saying he's catholic, next a muslim and now an atheist/agnostic. It's all smoke and mirrors. The one true religion is the church of the pig.
 
Because Freddy's decapitated head winks.
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That's an argument for the war not being over, but the battle is clearly won by Jason. Essentially Phil's claim here is "Well Freddy probably came back and kicked Jason's ass later." He's arguing points like a child might.

And the fact that he went off on a minutes long narcissistic rant over being told he was wrong about a 20 year old movie that has a character literally winking at the camera says all you need to know about Phil.
 
That's an argument for the war not being over, but the battle is clearly won by Jason. Essentially Phil's claim here is "Well Freddy probably came back and kicked Jason's ass later." He's arguing points like a child might.

And the fact that he went off on a minutes long narcissistic rant over being told he was wrong about a 20 year old movie that has a character literally winking at the camera says all you need to know about Phil.
Off topic but isn't Freddy basically a ghost? You can't kill a ghost unless you are Luigi with a vacuum cleaner.
 
Off topic but isn't Freddy basically a ghost? You can't kill a ghost unless you are Luigi with a vacuum cleaner.
Freddy is what is often referred to as a Dream Demon. Specifically, they are invincible in the dream world with limitless powers, abilities, and strength but are just like normal humans and can be killed when in the real world.
 
Man, DSP having a minor dent revolution on his hands, just because he made fun of Christianity is just, *chefs kiss*.
It's not unlikely that one or more of his literal wheelchairs are in a home run by the Little Sisters Of Saint What's-Her-Name. They're much more likely to depend on Christian charity and Christian compassion toward the sick and outcast. Then along comes Pig Pignell going "Hurr hurr, the people who take care of you like kissing a corpse's AYUSS."
 
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