Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Bloke Loaf]

Eva posted this pie chart in his chatroom. Thoughts?

 

[Juri]

What would we call it or use it for?

Is there one for "Give me more shekels on Patreon" yet? Or maybe just plain ":Shekels:"

I really like :Shekels:.

Also that graph looks like bullshit. Yandere Simulator has more easter eggs than it'll ever have actual features. I'm not even being hyperbolic or anything, Yandere Simulator is an extremely bare bones game in it's current state if you take away the easter eggs.

 

[Fatcat]

more asspat from that girl whos in love with Eva boy

Spoiler: Eva has an idea

Spoiler

EDIT : Oh, Bloke loaf was faster

 

[Watermelon1337]

Eva posted this pie chart in his chatroom. Thoughts?

Welp, he made a pie chart, there's no way he'd be lying about that! Lock the thread, this evidence is bulletproof

 

[fXrtYv]

A new emoticon?

Badly cut transparent version:

Small version:

 

[MagneticTowels]

Eva posted this pie chart in his chatroom. Thoughts?

9% of the time fixing bugs
1% of the time on Easter Eggs

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

Eva posted this pie chart in his chatroom. Thoughts?

This chart is obviously false. Where are the emails ?

 

[Watermelon1337]

This chart is obviously false. Where are the emails ?

I fixed it for you.

 

[Keystone]

Eva posted this pie chart in his chatroom. Thoughts?

Okay, let's be real:

Easter Eggs: 60%
Fixing Bugs: -1000%
Stealing Implementing New Assets: 20%
Interacting with Community (AKA fishing for asspats in his chat): 15%
Speaking to Modellers: 0% (Your only real modeler left, Alex)
Speaking to Voice Actors: 1%
Speaking to Composers: 0% (Literally the same tune for every YanSim video)
Speaking to Animators: 0% (Unless he talks to himself, which is very probable)
Speaking to Artists: 4% ("Hey, draw me a picture for this video that I'll then proceed to never use again")
Adding New Features: N/A (He adds them then scraps them so frequently that this isn't worth taking into consideration)

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Eva posted this pie chart in his chatroom. Thoughts?

It'd be more accurate if it were:
50% complaining about criticism
45% Easter Eggs that add nothing
5% stealing assets from various sources/people
0% actually doing anything of worth on the game.

 

[Fatcat]

But seriously no wonder his "game" is so fucked up he only spend 1 freaking percent on fixing bugs oh my god Eva you are so stupid.

 

[Keystone]

Spoiler

I like the "People will make up their own theories" part.

Alex, we don't need to "make up" theories. There's this verb called "Deducing." Other human beings possess the ability to perform deduction. All one needs to do is look at the state of your game and how it runs after 2 years and they can easily deduce from what they see that you're completely full of it.

 

[Beaniebon]

Literally even by his own calculations (which we know are quite uh generous) he only works on the ACTUAL game 39% of the time in total.

I fixed it for you.

Okay, let's be real:

Easter Eggs: 60%
Fixing Bugs: -1000%
Stealing Implementing New Assets: 20%
Interacting with Community (AKA fishing for asspats in his chat): 15%
Speaking to Modellers: 0% (Your only real modeler left, Alex)
Speaking to Voice Actors: 1%
Speaking to Composers: 0% (Literally the same tune for every YanSim video)
Speaking to Animators: 0% (Unless he talks to himself, which is very probable)
Speaking to Artists: 4% ("Hey, draw me a picture for this video that I'll then proceed to never use again")
Adding New Features: N/A (He adds them then scraps them so frequently that this isn't worth taking into consideration)

It'd be more accurate if it were:
50% complaining about criticism
45% Easter Eggs that add nothing
5% stealing assets from various sources/people
0% actually doing anything of worth on the game.

Y'all forgot jerking off to underage school girl tiddies

 

[MagneticTowels]

 

[Fatcat]

aw would you look at that Eva boy is trying to reassure himself by trying to find games that took 4 to 5 years

 

[fXrtYv]

I think with the charts and such he's possibly considering a blog post about how he spends his time. This picture might be a bit more evidence of that:

Here it seems like he's looking for other game projects to justify his development time.

Edit: Well someone beat me to posting that.

Spoiler: Don't click this

Sorry.

 

[LucasSomething]

"I made a pie chart to show everyone how i spend my time. Now my fans will see how much i am dedicated to developing the game!"- Alex Mahan while spending hours doing nothing in his "super secret" stream

 

[BigBlueberryBabbu]

i dont recognize any of those games.

 

[Keystone]

i dont recognize any of those games.

They're Indie games some people can't shut the fuck up about.

 

[SomecallmeUnidentified]

Trying to compare yansim to Cave Story and Undertale, Stardew Valley :autism:
Heres something all of these 3 games have that yansim clearly lacks.

- A dev who doesn't have a constant boner & ins't faping all the time
- An actual love and drive to produce the game, instead of just wanting asspats
- A coherent design for the game instead of shoehorning in new mechanics/easter eggs all the fucking time