ETA: It also might be psychological, somatisation. These things are no joke, when your mind turns against your body. In that case, only a good therapist can help.
Just jumping in here to say FND and somatization disorders absolutely don't preclude someone from being a munchie. Having real, provable problems of any kind doesn't preclude someone from being a munchie. It is entirely possible this physics chick has both a real case of something AND a burgeoning case of MbI.
Attention online, maybe not. But IRL attention? We can only guess. Remember, some munchies' audience isn't the Internet but the people around them (Kelly Ronahan for example).
I’m sure there is a correlation between US COVID policy and long COVID (which I consider an anxiety disorder in most cases rather than a post-viral syndrome). Fear based messaging, refusal to acknowledge trade-offs, lockdown isolation, societal polarization and sanctimonious online in-groups mired in identity politics - I mean, what could possibly go wrong? You’re looking for a reason for your failure to launch? I have great news, your government just handed you the perfect narrative - and your online peers are gonna give you sweet asspats to boot.
PL, I guess: I practice in a Scandinavian country, where COVID policy was somewhat more pragmatic and official messaging was “keep calm and carry on”. I have yet to see a single patient claiming to suffer from long COVID. It’s just not a thing.
I’m sure there is a correlation between US COVID policy and long COVID (which I consider an anxiety disorder in most cases rather than a post-viral syndrome). Fear based messaging, refusal to acknowledge trade-offs, lockdown isolation, societal polarization and sanctimonious online in-groups mired in identity politics - I mean, what could possibly go wrong? You’re looking for a reason for your failure to launch? I have great news, your government just handed you the perfect narrative - and your online peers are gonna give you sweet asspats to boot.
PL, I guess: I practice in a Scandinavian country, where COVID policy was somewhat more pragmatic and official messaging was “keep calm and carry on”. I have yet to see a single patient claiming to suffer from long COVID. It’s just not a thing.
It's relatively common for viruses to have extended effects in certain people after what considered recovery. That's usually minor like post viral syndrome , but things like guillain-barre do happen. That isn't something new from COVID so it's hard to excuse it with hysteria.
Long COVID seems to be an effect of COVID having neurological involvement. The somewhat common loss of smell is actually indicative of that. That neuro stuff can stick around and people can have sensory problems, worsened (or new) migraines, fatigue, fog, etc for a while (usually a couple months). It's real, but to the level of being this bad? Meh, I doubt.
Long COVID seems to be an effect of COVID having neurological involvement. The somewhat common loss of smell is actually indicative of that. That neuro stuff can stick around and people can have sensory problems, worsened (or new) migraines, fatigue, fog, etc for a while (usually a couple months). It's real, but to the level of being this bad? Meh, I doubt.
Oh, for sure. And I have seen patients here who feel like shit both physically and mentally for months after COVID, but that’s usually after hospitalization-level infection - and most of them don’t frame it as “long COVID”. More of a “man, it really takes a while to get back to normal, this sucks”.
I don’t think LC/ME/CFS-patients are faking their symptoms (well, some obviously are, but most probably aren’t). What makes me despair about them, particularly after going down the rabbit hole of chronic illness-Twitter last night, is how maladaptive the discourse around such illnesses is: it’s all about validation and nothing about solutions. Try suggesting a little light exercise and CBT/ACT according to the (much maligned) Cochrane-review and these gals will most likely start yelling MEDICAL GASLIGHTING and go into anaphylaxis.
Oh, for sure. And I have seen patients here who feel like shit both physically and mentally for months after COVID, but that’s usually after hospitalization-level infection - and most of them don’t frame it as “long COVID”. More of a “man, it really takes a while to get back to normal, this sucks”.
I don’t think LC/ME/CFS-patients are faking their symptoms (well, some obviously are, but most probably aren’t). What makes me despair about them, particularly after going down the rabbit hole of chronic illness-Twitter last night, is how maladaptive the discourse around such illnesses is: it’s all about validation and nothing about solutions. Try suggesting a little light exercise and CBT/ACT according to the (much maligned) Cochrane-review and these gals will most likely start yelling MEDICAL GASLIGHTING and go into anaphylaxis.
Excuse me but how dare you suggest practical, provably useful solutions, you ableist shitlord? Can't you see these delicate gorls are SICK PRICESS WARRIORS? Your modern science nonsense is no use against their RARE RARE RARE ZEBRA DISEASE/S??
Oh, for sure. And I have seen patients here who feel like shit both physically and mentally for months after COVID, but that’s usually after hospitalization-level infection - and most of them don’t frame it as “long COVID”. More of a “man, it really takes a while to get back to normal, this sucks”.
I don’t think LC/ME/CFS-patients are faking their symptoms (well, some obviously are, but most probably aren’t). What makes me despair about them, particularly after going down the rabbit hole of chronic illness-Twitter last night, is how maladaptive the discourse around such illnesses is: it’s all about validation and nothing about solutions. Try suggesting a little light exercise and CBT/ACT according to the (much maligned) Cochrane-review and these gals will most likely start yelling MEDICAL GASLIGHTING and go into anaphylaxis.
I’m still not the same as far as energy level, memory, taste or smell after Covid. Got it in November 2020. Shit sucked, I can still do the things I could before but it sucks more energy out of me. Slowly but surely I’ll get back to “before times” I have a video of me eating a raw onion and I couldn’t taste it. Fucking wild.
Patience, continuing to exercise, trying to rewire taste and smell receptors. Just normal things normal people do after Covid.
What makes me despair about them, particularly after going down the rabbit hole of chronic illness-Twitter last night, is how maladaptive the discourse around such illnesses is: it’s all about validation and nothing about solutions.
You should read the Phoenix Rising forum. The whole thing is a wonderful psychogenic-fueling soup.
Somatoform disorders can certainly cause symptoms. What I think would be a really good idea is to get off the fucking internet instead of doing a huddle with other munchies until you've all got everything wrong with you possible.
Somatoform disorders can certainly cause symptoms. What I think would be a really good idea is to get off the fucking internet instead of doing a huddle with other munchies until you've all got everything wrong with you possible.
Exercise is an ableist gaslighting construct. The only thing that works for long covid is toobs(all the toobs), neck braces, and the one that starts with d. You cook it up in Kate's farm and put it through your central line followed by an additional Kate's farm flush.
Exercise is an ableist gaslighting construct. The only thing that works for long covid is toobs(all the toobs), neck braces, and the one that starts with d. You cook it up in Kate's farm and put it through your central line followed by an additional Kate's farm flush.
Also to add to I think @LonesomeDud's D-acetaminophen joke a few days ago, too much of the one with that starts with a D might lead to that other one that starts with a D.. digital disimpaction
Part 2 of Mel Lucas, the fat butch dog trainer. In part one, we learned she has a long history of being at the center of service dog drama and trying to get diagnosed with something other than FAT. It ended with us learning that she found someone to say her obesity-related joint problems were really EDS. Let's find out where she's going with this. I mean, we know, but it's always fun to narrate it.
At the rheum, whining about all her appointments and the uphill battle she’s fighting.
Same day: I pushed myself because I hate my disabilities so I won’t let them stop me from being super abled
A week later: a pity party. So lonely, disabled, can’t meet people, only lay in bed all day watching netflix and playing overwatch. It’s hard being me. Softly admitting that a bunch of the friendship blowouts have been her fault.
Two days later: new titles!
Day after that: SD meet up! Who the fuck is using a rough collie as a service dog? I hate these people. Unfortunately back then I wasn't keeping track of other accounts they were meeting with so unless I blunder on them again I'll never know.
Lol what do you need guide commands for?
In case we had any doubt as to who gave this big bitch an EDS diagnosis, she’s at Innovative Research of Clearwater, Fl, home to our BFF Dr. Miguel Trevino.
Suddenly, dislocating so bad she almost has to call the ambu and almost loses consciousness so now her dog has to pull her nasty socks off. It’ll also be helpful when she gains so much weight she can’t reach her feet, I guess.
Idiopathic hypersomnia, which a whole bunch of the Jaquie clones like Skinwalker also claimed. All of them tried to get a narcolepsy diagnosis by repeating her version of what narcolepsy was like, but she was lying and a sleep study doesn't care what you tell your doctor. In her case I think she likely had a sleep study because she has obstructive sleep apnea but like her other obesity -related issues she tries to fob it off on a skinny disease.
Godric needs to retrieve water after really bad panic attacks, of course. Slowly accepting her health will decline when she wants to sit around playing Overwatch all day and then improve when she has fun things like dog sport competitions to attend. She needs to slow things down and accept she’s disabled.
A week later: SOLO HIKE!
The next day: prepping for a multi-day multi-state music festival that will take her halfway across the continent.
Turns 25, going to St. Augustine for a weekend to eat good food.
Yes, normally when you are disabled there are things you are not able to do the same way those dirty ableds can. It doesn’t mean you’re useless, but it does mean you have specific things you are unable to do in the conventional way. That's literally what the word means. She’s officially a pro dog trainer and she’s now super full of herself because other people are listening to her.
A few days later, health took a sudden toll. Notes from 2020 just say “lol,” thank you past kate, very helpful. From memory she was making him do figure 8's through her legs but she's so fat she had to stand on each leg and balance sideways to give him enough clearance to get through, but don't quote me. I just know there was a video where she did that and I wish I had been better at this three years ago.
SEVERE AGORAPHOBIA LOL LOL LOL LOL have you spent a single day inside your house in the last year??? And before he made it “pawssible” you were at disney, SD meet ups, and all sorts of places with the other dogs you discarded.
Starting a new sport, humbled as usual.
New non-drama spoonies have made her life better. Who could it be?
Why, it’s Phoebe fucking Stone, of course! She’s had low quality of life (bitch where?) and been suicidal, but Phoebe has made it all better. I’m sure this friendship will last through the ages. Say what’s Phoebe been up to these days?
I promised I wouldn’t fucking do this because last time my post about her was super MATI with her animal hoarding/abusing and I was not finding her funny at all. TL;dr: super mega christian with a NHSD, claims literally dozens of illnesses, from the expected to the absolutely wild. One time Jesus healed all of her incurable diseases but then as soon as she got married they came back. Skinpicker who kept giving herself MRSA and was about to go full Paige before reinventing herself as an elite dog trainer. Lives in a trailer with nine billion animals, rabbits on a slick tractionless floor with just a babygate separating them from dogs with major behavior issues, animals that disappear after a week of posting them, etc etc.
So this is mooner and in my last post I made a big deal about how she euthanised him because he was dog aggressive and then threw herself a pity party online. This post about him was private at the time so I couldn’t see the full story. He just appeared one day and was dead the next. Here she is very briefly trying to rehome him then justifying killing him because even though she knew he was dog reactive and shouldn’t be around dogs, she had him around other dogs and he bit one. This post is fascinating, apparently the reason the dog was so fucked up was Phoebe’s brother beat the shit out of him or something? But she has no contact with this brother and hates him?Someone in the comments is defending her and says she’s considering euthanizing a healthy dog without aggression issues because he sometimes gets out of the house and that’s it. These people don’t deserve dogs holy shit. Cassie Johnson joins in because of course she does.*
Meanwhile she fancies herself competent to train and rehome other dogs when adopted by retards who don't understand that dogs are a forever commitment. This is her penance after eating shit for euthanizing Mooner.
Phoebe also got this Belgian Malinois named Venom who wasn’t properly socialized and started doing bitework with him.
I know this is a jesus thing but lmao the implications of this tattooed on a batshit munchie. I say you are a pathological liar animal hoarder and abuser who should have stuck to giving yourself gnarly MRSA infections and fucking with your port.
She’s continuing to hoard animals, it appears. This one dies right away from a mysterious fall and seizure a week after she got it. Did one of your dogs shake it Phoebe?
Maybe the unsocialized insane mal that’s now doing bitework you’re too stupid to train it in?
Which is also a fucking service dog now, of course it is. Fancies herself an elite SD trainer now – not just that but she thinks she can train major behavior issues like dog aggression out of service dogs. Man wouldn’t it be nice if Mooner benefited from this magic power she had over dogs?
Three days later, she’s got two new kittens and they’re bottle babies. So that’s three dogs, an adult cat, two completely helpless kittens, and a currently unknown number of rabbits living in a doublewide where she routinely brings in animals with behavior problems.
So many hospital visits.
She looks like she might have lost some weight. Also no central line.
Oh nope, it was her industrial-grade camera filters and fat angles lol.
Add a beardie and a crested gecko to the list of animals in the trailer. Metabolic bone disease when?
...and a wolf dog hybrid. You’ve got to be fucking joking me.
And another mal shep cross.
Troybilt died at the age of 7 which is at least the third NHSD we’ve seen that died quite young (Hickory, Amanda Winig’s dog, is another and there was also Revere who Rachel Denton trained). But like. All of them sounded like typical dog cancer progression to me, which is to say “he went off his food and at the vet they found a massive inoperable tumor.” I don’t think in this case it was “operator error” so much as it was an unfortunate reality of dogs. They get cancer, they rally until they can’t anymore and by the time you find the problem it’s too late.
But that’s the exception, not the rule with this one. From her year in review and facebook we find even more animals. Sweet Pea the rabbit, Pearl the cat, and a carpet python that will get to be somewhere in the 7-10 foot range and capable of killing and eating cats and rabbits. That’s if she doesn’t kill it accidentally or “accidentally” when she’s bored of it. In a doublewide trailer.
And apparently one of her friends died and she’s the one who found him
And she totaled her car. Fucking good.
In late 2022 she starts public posting on facebook again and oh god this girl is still so fucking addicted to social media, 15+ posts daily. How the fuck does she have time for this? I’m not doing it. I'm not even going to try to update this archive from the last pass I made in December. It’s just going to make me angry. She’s not funny anymore, she’s just fucking enraging. She’s got a private account but the person who told me that was VagueMantis who then decided they weren’t going to leak anyway so fuck that. I don’t care. I hope this bitch gets mauled to death.
*Cassie does not get an update post, all she does these days is post knitting projects on her personal and she has totally abandoned her sicksta account. For the two people who remember her and care, her husband is cancer free and her tater tots are thriving after Covid and dad's cancer prevented mom from fucking off to disney to get away from them and she seems to have stopped stalking z-list "celebrity" Allie X.
Back to the slightly less enraging fat munchie dog abuser. Another concert.
Man past Kate, you suck at archiving. Her dog got her a beer out of the fridge. How’s that fatty liver treatin ya?
Oh god. It’s beautiful.
Her health has been up and down but of course when she has something fun to do it’s always UP!
I don’t even fucking have notes for this one, I think it was her training the dog to jump and nudge at her when the alarm clock goes off so she won’t oversleep or she won’t forget her pills or something.
Yeah it’s funny how your health suddenly went downhill once you got diagnosed with a bunch of stuff huh? Obliquely suicide baiting because no one likes her because she’s literally and figuratively a huge bitch. Phoebe, herself a huge bitch, promises that these huge bitches will stick together and have each others backs forever.
Mobility harness meaning Baby Beluga intends to cripple this dog with weight bearing tasks. She won’t do it until his joints are clear. She shouldn’t be doing it at all because she’s way too fucking fat. What happened to the crutches?
Obligatory sitting on the floor with my dog post.
“serious fatigue, out of spoons.” Angry, moody, depressed, like a grenade about to explode. Holy shit get a therapist. Also lol sounds like that darn stigmatized personality disorder that a disproportionate number of people documented on this website have but don't want to admit to because it basically gives away that they're lying in three little letters.
A few days later, starting yet another sport with Godric.
A bad flare of what, exactly?
Yeah you really hate service dog drama, Mel.
So much pain, can’t do anything, feeling sorry for myself.
The same goddamned day: fucked off to Lakeland an hour away and now I’m sitting in a parking lot with my dog on my shoulders because I won a new title!
Godric’s going to be on tv!
She had to deal with some…..drama. Of course she won’t tell us.
Wow, that sure is a busy schedule of sports and training for someone so disabled they can't move. I wish I had this much energy!
Weekend trip to Okeechobee for hunt tests and her dog has a new zebra vest.
Damn that’s a big bitch.
Godric turns one, has many more titles to win for mama Mel.
Meanwhile, Mel remembers she’s supposed to have agoraphobia between all her numerous, almost daily outings.
She gets on a show called The Most Amazing Dog. My notes just say that he carried an egg on a spoon, which is, according to 2020 Kate, “pretty cool.” I think that's the biggest compliment I've ever given one of these girls.
Wow she certainly has a lot of energy for winning meaningless dog awards instead of working or getting her obesity under control
Got the vibedration bag. For what tho?
Sneaking into the hashtag parade on an otherwise innocuous post, the thing we all knew she has. #bpd. As well as OCD which, lol, no.
Never mind that. New doctors! New adventures! Crazy week!!
Apparently she wears hearing aids which is kind of funny because in those old pics she was wearing noise cancelling PPE earmuffs for her super serious sensory processing disorder. Also if there’s some Trevinoverse audiologist giving out hearing aids on demand that explains how Katie Schmude got them and why other doctors think she can hear just fine. Trevino is no longer cost effective and she needs to meet a new doctor who will believe she has all these diseases he’s diagnosed her with.
She made the semi-finals of the dog show and is going to LA to film the finals. And proof that he carried an egg on a spoon because I like to prove I'm at least somewhat trustworthy as a source.
Phoebe bought her a new EDS-themed harness!
Went to check out the weed scene in California
Needs to “catch up on spoons” after her whirlwind weekend. This person she visits is a normal human who isn’t a munchie and hasn’t lived in Florida for many years.
Up in Tallahassee for a new competition.
Then up to georgia in the same week. When will she ever catch up on those darn spoons?
For the semi-finals, he carried two eggs on spoons. that must be where they’re all going. #dysautonomia sneaks into the hashtags and man check out that gunt. How does one even find jeans with a built-in gut holster?
For a while all the instaspoonies were doing this “CAPITAL WORD. Wall of meaningless drivel vaguely centered on this theme.” -style posting and it was super annoying. Tl;dr she cut her foot and it made her think about how she needs to be yanking on this dog’s joints pronto. #POTSsyndrome. Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome syndrome.
And with that she’s gotten another mobility harness.
Because that’s what the word means, dumbfuck. I get what she’s saying, don’t just assume I need your help, but jesus christ yes if you are actually disabled there are things you can’t do like everyone else. Also #forearmcrutch. That thing that looks like a handle next to godric is actually the leg of her crutch.
Here’s a view from facebook. This page is also fucking deleted because god hates me.
We know she’s had three service dogs, Godric, Teemo, and Gnar. She mentions one washed out and is now a sport dog for someone else and one is her current dog. I don't know whether she's referring to Gnar or Teemo as the washout, probably Gnar because we will later learn she had Teemo working for years. Also no, you haven't learned to let your dog dog more. You've gone full psycho trainer punishing your dog for the slightest dog behavior so he can win more shiny ribbons for you to masturbate to.
Another SD meetup. Drama free!
A lot of people have invalidated her now that she’s claiming the popular spoonie diseases. All those drama fests were the old her. She’s grown and changed now. She’s different.
Magic dog alerts to heart rate, of course, and she had no time to go someplace private. She HAD to stop in the frozen foods aisle at Publix. And document it for the gram. She’s having so many heart and GI issues these days. You know what she’s angling for.
Man she really can’t stop bringing up that her super trained dog got on TV to prove she’s a better trainer, can she? New and scary symptoms, needs to slow down and be focused on her health, seeing a new doctor, and get her life back on track.
She can’t afford no fancy specialists.
Double dislocation in her shoulders last night, literally caused her to get very sick. I love that these girls just give away over and over again that they've never dislocated anything and what they're describing is like minor joint poppage or trapped nerves. And now she has costochrondritis and even wearing a shirt hurts. Just zebra things!
Really malicious people stalking your profile, you say? I don't need to twist things. All I do is archive what you've posted freely and add color commentary. Not my fault you're transparent.
Celebrating a year of public access by going to disney.
Yay!!! It’s finally time to catch up with Alexx and her amazing dog that sometimes barks at spoiled goats milk but usually doesn’t! In part one I said I found Mel through Phoebe. Well I found Alexx through Mel and this second screenshot is the reminder I took to come back to this one because she was funny.
The TL;DR on Alexx: while she claims the old standards like migraines, EDS, and POTS, her not-faked disability and the one she uses to justify taking a fucking shih tzu to Disney is that she was born without a sense of smell. She claims she needs the dog with her because he can alert her to dangers that she can’t smell such as smoke and natural gas, which sounds okay for a second until you remember smoke alarms exist, smoke is visible, and other people with functioning senses of smell will say things like “It smells like gas in here.” It gets even funnier when you learn that Oliver is a typical disinterested and borderline braindead shih tzu and has only ever learned with great, great difficulty to bark at extremely soured goats milk. Like, months past the expire date, visibly chunky, “I can smell it’s bad through the screen” soured such that she will be able to tell it’s bad even without a sense of smell. And he only does this if he knows she expects him to do something and has a reward handy. And she takes him places like Disneyland where there’s no chance she will encounter extremely soured goats milk. And he has never learned to detect the actual dangerous smells, smoke and natural gas, that she initially said she needed him for. And this was with professional training and a ton of reinforcement early on. It's just so many layers of funny and I can't even be mad because Oliver is too dumb to be traumatized by being dragged everywhere. He just sleeps on her lap no matter what. One of my favorite Alexx moments was when she referred to the vast majority of people as "able nosed" and also when she had a momentary identity crisis over coof making normies lose their sense of smell and carry on with only a minor inconvenience.
So as an aside, that rant I went on about owner-trainers being disinclined to wash their dogs because they want their dog they bonded with to be the one? This is another part of that. Alexx paid someone to train her dog, which she got as a puppy specifically for this purpose. But the person was incentivized not to realistically explain to her that this dog will never learn a task and is by no means a task-trained service dog. There is a whole industry of board-and-train kennels or private trainers like Phoebe who swear they can train your pet to go to Disney with you no matter what and those people are seldom going to admit theres a behaviour issue beyond their ability to fix, the dog’s personality is incompatible with public access, or the breed isn’t suited for the work. They’re just going to take your money and tell you the dog is totally ready to ride “it’s a small world” because now it can be shock collared into submission if it starts barking too much. The thing is I think Alexx is legitimately too stupid to realize how funny this all is.
I’m just going to put this here because I meant to in her timeline and then ran out of space but on review, my god it’s fucking art. This is from years ago. She sent him to a board and train center where he learned how to almost sometimes bark at bad milk if she presented it to him with a control sample of fresh milk (which he still only had like a slightly-above-random chance of getting right). This time he was supposed to shape this already “learned” skill to alert to natural gas and smoke. So the context is, this was the day Alexx picked him up after weeks of work and he’s still at the training center. He knows that he is supposed to be smelling for something. He knows he will get a reward if he finds it. Still he wanders around the room confused, gets distracted by Alexx and a tennis ball (probably placed there to see if he'll ignore his "task" to play), and finally blunders on the mark. Even then he has no idea he’s found it and just walks away. The trainer has to go over and tell him that's what he was looking for at which point he lays down and barks. There is absolutely 0 chance this dog will ever alert to any scent spontaneously. And this was the last time she ever took him to training for this. After this she started training hm to retrieve small objects and "anxiety alert" then claimed his task was "tactile stimulation" for her autism which meant she pet him when she was feeling overwhelmed.
Anyway. When we left Alexx she had finally graduated high school at the tender age of 21. She works for a dog groomer and volunteers with a poodle breeder
Daddy Nool about to get a “take that off the internet.”
Her dog still looks like there’s just nothin going on upstairs.
Unlike her first dose, she did not make a huge scene at the covid vaccine center this time but they did make her wait a half hour instead of 15 minutes.
She got to speak at the commencement for her School for the Academically Extremely Ungifted. She gave a speech about her super real disabilities that delayed her graduation for years and how they didn’t tell her she couldn’t bring her puppy to class.
They tried to hand Oliver his diploma but her super real service dog who is not just a pet can’t learn a hold and carry trick in time or even how to take an object for a split-second photo op. He stares blankly at the folder offered until Alexx grabs it.
Thank you mom and dad for frog marching me to a minimal achievement instead of letting me tap out of life entirely.
This isn’t exactly a quality you want in a service dog.
She is now using the service mop to meet famous people.
Dog is now 6, still only knows how to bark at milk sometimes when he feels like it and he knows there’s a treat if he does.
She goes to see Hamilton with the dog, twice.
And I swear to god his eyes focus less and less with each passing day.
Her whole account has just been pictures of her holding the dog in various theaters.
And handling show poodles.
Reflecting on all the ways her dog allows her to forego developing a personality.
Turns 22. The dog is doing FastCAT, a racing sport, but overheats before he can do his runs because his smushed-in face means he can't breathe right. Hows that gastroparesis these days?
She's basically given up all pretense that this dog does anything. He's just an accessory she can dress up and bring to cons, concerts, fan meets, and other events for attention.
The dog was in her lap because of an alert (but also because it was cold on the floor). Also she got to keep her phone on and take pictures when no one else could because she told them she needed it to check her heart rate. Jesus christ.
The dog is 7. He has an incredible spoiled goat’s milk alert task. I can’t tell if she’s become self-aware or if she really has no idea how fucking hilarious this shit is but I lean to the latter. Also her saying he was "adamant about demonstrating his anxiety alert" instead of just trying to crawl on her lap/into her arms because she always picks him up when they're in public.
At the end of the year, this video is posted where we see she hung out with Mel IRL again. I have no idea why Mel never calls Alexx out when her dog obviously does nothing right, but whatever.
Her oldest dog died and we get an adorable picture of little Alexx, before she decided this was her life now.
And back to our regularly scheduled content. God bless you, Alexx, for being "incompetent service dog munchie" as interpreted by ChatGPT. I really love her guys.
Pushing through her disabilities because it’s Worth It ™. Apparently the hearing loss is new and we’re blaming it on the EDS.
Horrible flare fucks off in time for some new shows and titles.
And a Slayer concert, followed by more shows. Man she sure is very abled when she wants to be, isn’t she? At least the dog gets to sit this one out.
Humbling.
Yes, there are disabled people who train dogs and do dog sports or compete in parasports and have a service dog too. You’re not one of them. Therein lies the problem. I give zero shits if a parathlete with a real disability has a service dog, even if it doesn’t do anything that she can’t do independently. I laugh when people decide they want a service dog and figure out what disabilities they need it for after the fact which is what you did and documented for me. She’s like taking the whole disability rights movement and just shoving it in a meat grinder.
Dog show people are so fucking weird. If the dog is healthy and has a good temperament who gives a shit if it’s slightly too big for breed standard? My hounds are all kinds of retarded looking but they can still tree varmint. But I can’t help but feel this is a dig at Alex Moine and her mutant lol.
Again, nudging because she might not hear when her alarm goes off to take her pills, I guess. And also she had to teach him to nose boop because pawing her was hurting her delicate EDS skin. You know what else causes slow wound healing and soft velvety fragile skin? Diabetes.
Another round of dog shows in the brutal Florida summer heat. Her disabilities almost got the best of her. But she pushed through it of course!
So we learn that Teemo had been her service dog since 2013. For what? Who knows? She got diagnosed with everything of note in the past year lol. I guess it was just a generic muh mentulz claim back then.
Another action packed month for our very abled disabled spoonie!
Her sleep schedule’s all fucked up but she’s hoping to get back to the gym one day.
Tagging a band to pity-post again, this time because someone berated her right before these guys got on the elevator. NOTICE ME TWENTY ONE PILOTS!!! I guess the clique is what fans of this band call themselves. And she paid $750 to upgrade to a safer spot in the venue so they HAVE to pay attention to her!
Life’s too short to spend it on drama. I respectfully beg to differ.
We're going to stop here because we're at the point of no return. If she stopped here she would have a well-trained dog that more than passed muster as a service dog. But she's so averse to the typical munchie backbiting that she receives for being a big fat bitch that she's about to jump in with both feet.
It's possible. It's possible they're in on some huge grift together, as well. Or she might genuinely be ill. The jury's still out on this one, as far as I can tell.
I've read every post in this thread but nothing has ever made me laugh more than Alexx and the sometimes-milk-sniffing service mop. Fuck, I think it's probably the most I've laughed on this entire website. A true gem. If only they were all like this... Thanks KFS for updating on her alongside the Mel saga. Brightened my evening immensely <3
