(4/5/2023) "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"

I seriously doubt it would have improved while he was in jail.
I think just being forced to use pen makes his drawings look better. A lot of people said his pen work is normally OK. it’s just when he goes over it with babyish markers then it’ll look really shitty.

Also later in life when Chris’s art should’ve been better, he wasn’t focusing on the comics as much as he was frantically scribbling his OC pony fanfics between tweeter rants and multi hour long discord sessions with his enablers.
 
Shouldn’t we see marks from folding it to fit in an envelope? I’m not sure how wide the thing would be. I suppose the cuts could have been along the folds, concealing them.
Especially since the ones with the tape measure look like they'd be too big for a standard number 10 envelope. Then again, Chris may have been able to get his hands on some large envelopes, like something someone incarcerated could use to send legal material.

I'm back from the CSI: Special Tard Unit, looking more at art between this new stuff, and older jail art, verses art we know Chris did. The biggest thing I've found is that there definitely is someone else writing the words on the pictures. Letters like "T" and "M" and "W" are close, but not the same as how Chris writes them.

Chris's writing from 2017 is significantly different from this. His "T"s have a weird tail on the bottom that sometimes is present, other times not, and curves in the opposite direction to the way these are written.

Some of the word bubbles look almost like someone that knows how to write cursive is still using the flowing style to write normally. I see Praetor includes in a blue ball point pen, cursive written note with Etsy purchases.

The other thing I noticed is that these Sonichus look almost purposefully drawn bad, like lines overshooting other lines. Chris's older art, pre-arrest, while crappy, didn't have a lot of that. He seems able to stop a line before it meets something else, or else leave a slight gap.

I still am in the camp that someone at Praetor is drawing these and passing it off. Someone mentioned the thousands of dollars of "Chris art" that they sold, and it would be too easy of a temptation to crap out some bad looking art and pass it off as Chris's.
 
Shouldn’t we see marks from folding it to fit in an envelope? I’m not sure how wide the thing would be. I suppose the cuts could have been along the folds, concealing them.
If Chris has standard #10 envelopes and letter sized printer paper he could fold it into quarters and mail it without folding into thirds. It doesn't fit into the envelope perfectly but if you crease the flap in a different spot it shouldn't be any trouble at all for the post office to handle it. It would be a good idea to close the flap with a bit of Scotch tape. If you lick the envelope, it would probably stick to the thing you're trying to mail. Here are photos I made, I used a tube of lip balm to make the creases nice and sharp because it was what I had on my desk but anything similar would work.
 

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It is entirely possible that Chris half finished them and the Praetor trannies helped to fill in the gaps, adding things like fingernails.
 
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I am sure there is fold lines on one of the drawings, plus praetor could have ran a Iron over them to smooth them out, or put them inbetween some heavy books etc to get rid of most of it.
I really doubt it, Caden rather just get the item sold with little work as possible. Look at the other items for sale and how they are presented. As long the item is sold and arrives in pieces, he doesn't care. Packaging cuts into margins and it's extra work.

If you also notice that these have a curve to them. Like he rolled them up in his greasy hand.

Edit: words r hard
 
If Chris has standard #10 envelopes and letter sized printer paper he could fold it into quarters and mail it without folding into thirds. It doesn't fit into the envelope perfectly but if you crease the flap in a different spot it shouldn't be any trouble at all for the post office to handle it. It would be a good idea to close the flap with a bit of Scotch tape. If you lick the envelope, it would probably stick to the thing you're trying to mail.

After seeing @TheRedBaron s post on his artwork, it seems it was mailed folders in quarters.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-art-thread.124732/post-16040989

That killed my lead I guess.
 
Fraudulent and Homosexual...
Chris' Handwriting
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Obviously Fake and Gay Handwriting
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Less Obviously Fake and Gay Handwriting, but still fake and gay as far as I can tell
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Imagine being such a pathetic faggot waste of space that you spend your time making fake heckin' epic chris chan pictures... fuck off
It's fake bullshit like this that makes one almost miss the days of the jail letters. At least than we still had limited contact with Chris.
 
How did he mail them out without folding them?


Being on theme for current Chris makes it more believable. Plus they are retarded and might genuinely think this is primo offensive stuff that will bring them lulz. Who knows?
I wouldn't rule out Chris having access to manilla envelopes. Also, doesn't he receive mail? What's stopping Praetor from mailing him a manilla envelope with postage stamps inside it so he can fill it with jail art and send it out again?
 
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I wouldn't rule out Chris having access to manilla envelopes. Also, doesn't he receive mail? What's stopping Praetor from mailing him a manilla envelope with postage stamps inside it so he can fill it with jail art and send it out again?
Chris doesn’t get the physical copy. The jail photocopies all mail and gives Chris that. It’s too easy to smuggle drugs on the paper.
 
Chris doesn’t get the physical copy. The jail photocopies all mail and gives Chris that. It’s too easy to smuggle drugs on the paper.
You're right, I've heard of gangs sending meth into jails by dissolving it and soaking a piece of stationary in the meth-water and it can then be extracted and enjoyed by an inmate upon delivery. Plus LSD has been sold on paper since before I was born. I still wouldn't rule out that he has access to manilla envelopes, they seem harmless but then again, so does a toothbrush until one with a sharpened handle is shoved into your abdomen.
 
You're right, I've heard of gangs sending meth into jails by dissolving it and soaking a piece of stationary in the meth-water and it can then be extracted and enjoyed by an inmate upon delivery. Plus LSD has been sold on paper since before I was born. I still wouldn't rule out that he has access to manilla envelopes, they seem harmless but then again, so does a toothbrush until one with a sharpened handle is shoved into your abdomen.
It's the incoming mail that gets scanned and photocopied. Outgoing mail isn't inspected by CVRJ. The things received from Chris are as Chris sent them, aside from a stamp on the back that says the jail didn't inspect them. He has even been able to send out holy soda labels and styrofoam tokens.
 

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Here's some new work. These look bad, really bad...



In this piece, Sonichu Prime is given some notes on how the play went after the fact. Christine stated that this is an inside joke, and did not elaborate much more. Do with that what you will.

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This photo shows the dead Lazarus being commanded to rise from his tomb. There is some smudging on some of the words, with Christine stating that the ballpoint he was allotted in prison had very "smudgeable" ink.
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In this scene drawn from the play, Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene are shown growing up together. Ever since Jesus was a young Sonee, he had the power of divine insight.
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This drawing comes from the very end of the play, featuring Christine returning in her Sonichu form in front of the cheering audience.
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In this piece, John the Baptist baptizes Jesus. Receiving holy blessing, Christ is prepared to minister to the masses.
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Played by Sonichu Prime and Magi-Chan, Jesus Christ is visited by Lavesh, a psychic guide helping Jesus realize his place as the true messiah.
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In this scene early in the play, the Virgin Mary is visited by an angel to inform her of her immaculate conception. The Lord has Filled her.
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This shot actually comes from the play's after-party. Cast members share their favorite moments from the play, included Sonichu Prime who played Jesus.

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This piece is a favorite, depicting the Nativity. Thousands of years ago in a humble poke-barn, a little Sonee was born to Mary and Joseph. That Sonee would become Jesus Christ, savior of man. A note here is that Chandler has replaced the classic barn animals in the scene with pokemon, an excellent touch.
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As the play ends, the cast steps out to take bows. Angelica Rosechu gives a final statement, proclaiming the return of our savior.
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This picture specifically is of the 3 wise men, as they argue about the gifts they will bring for the Sonee Christ. Heavy discoloration is present, as Christine states that some drawings were affected after she handled them after washing her hands. The dialogue is hard to read, but legible.

"Gold? Pfft, whata way to outdo us, Nightstar."
"If it's any consolation, this was my recent bonus."
"I see the star of our lord shining more bright. Come, gentlemen, let's make haste."
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In this shot, king Herod (Jamsta Sonichu) sends out the wise men to try and locate the prophesied Messiah. Feeling his throne is threatened, he hopes to locate the young Sonee Jesus and kill him.

Note the single liquid splotch in the middle. We're not sure what that is, Chris says he couldn't remember. Awesome.
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This shot comes from after the play, as Christine details joining in a cast party. There, Chris discusses what it was like participating, entering trance like states and seeing into the future (as this play occured in 2005.)
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Here, an angel appears to the shepherds, declaring the good news. The Messiah, Saviour, has been born! There are some water splotches visible, with Chris warning that some pictures mailed out may have discoloration due to being handled after washing his hands.
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This art piece was created tangentially to Chris Chan's Christmas Play art. Not related to the play, this piece features Christine in Goddess Form meeting with Sonichu, mimicking the famous "Creation of Adam" painting. Note the sheer detail on the framed cover of the first issue of Sonichu in the background.
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After the play, cast members within the play met and discussed the production. Pictured here Sonichu Prime admires Bubbles Rosechu, who played Elisabeth, Anna, and a Pharisee Woman in the production.
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Pictured here is a scene towards the end of the play, the glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ. As Jesus, played by Sonichu Prime, exits his tomb where the Romans lay him, he gives a message to the cheering audience.
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In this shot Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor tasked with judging Christ, washes his hands of the call and leaves it to the crowd. The bloodthirsty onlookers call for the Redeemer's crucifixion, dooming him.
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After Christ's death, he descended into Hell to free the sinners there from the tortures of Satan. This picture is meant to depict the moment Christ Returns to his body, entombed. He stands up, preparing to reveal himself again to the world.
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Here, Lavesh Sonichu (played by Magi-Chan) is shown entering the Ultimate Emerald Shrine, receiving the psychic power he will need to mentor Jesus Christ.
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This is a two page collection showing the DVD release of the play. Christine states that upon reaching disc, the play was a best-seller nationwide, even being viewed by 2005 president George Bush. Here, Christine has drawn a scene from the play where the disciple Peter is encouraged to walk on water with Jesus. He questions his footing, being told to have faith. In an alternate panel, George Bush and the first lady enjoy the show.
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After Christ was Crucified, for the 3 days it took to rise he descended to hell to deal righteous punishments to the denizens of the underworld. Jesus, (played by Sonichu Prime) is seen here punching Satan (played by Jamsta Sonichu.) Little details were added, such as surrounding demons being cardboard cutouts, as this is meant to be a drawing of a play scene.
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