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I get them to make dips for football. Never used them for burgers but they might be ok if you seasoned the patties right. But Jack either doesn't season or dumps in everything he has in his spice closet.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Botulism? That’s just another seasoning to Jack, one of his favorites, right along with salmonella.
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hahaha fuck. This is the most karen thing hes said yet. And this is the guy that everything he owns is one of those as seen on tv impulse purchases they put near the cash register so four year olds with no impulse control go 'mom I want that!'
Diabetes and high blood pressure also damage vision for what its worth. Theres a lot of shit he potentially has that could affect his vision that people dont necessarily associate with vision.
I have REALLY bad astigmatism so I spent a while google researching it.
lol what a shithead. I love that hes being more of a cunt online than ever. He shows up in someones replies, kind of rudely responds, then in case he gets any pushback he dismisses them goes "I aint got time to argue, I got SHIT TO DO!!!Fatty tells Jamie Oliver on Twitter that he has “no time to argue” over which oil infusion he uses as he’s “out of the hospital” and back to “””work”””. NIGGA, WHAT WORK DO YOU DO?!
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" I think being able to use his arm again in PT has him feeling his oats.Im imagining this beachball looking motherfucker ambling toward the kitchen with a camera, wobbling, one arm flopping around since hes using his torso to walk, and he shoves past Tammy and Hope and she goes "No jack No!" "You cant stop me Tams, I gotta work! I cant just sit around Im a christian man I gotta provide! Now help cook this for me". What a mans man, Im swooning.
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Anything health related for Jack is usually accurately answered by saying "Its all of them, at the same time". His body operates off Mr Burns immune system logic.
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It's probably down to the supplier and how the retailer handles them but I've bought a particular brand of chubs now and then to make burgers and they were fine. Nothing amazing, nothing horrible, they taste like supermarket ground beef. And this is from someone who used to grind their own hamburger meat.
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To be fair it's not like he could lose much more functionality in his arms, legs or senses.
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FIREHOUSE Smokin' Triple Stack Sub
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Traditions are alive and well in the Scalfatty household. Jagoff's first JOTG after the Great Stroke of 2018 was another mountain of meat sandwich. Keep it up, Jack.
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To celebrate his narrow escape from death, Jack has ordered something called the Smokin' Triple Stack Sub which features three kinds of processed meat plus sauces and piles of cheese. Jack's volume moderation is getting even worse and now everyone in the joint has to listen to his faggy slurring.
1:34 another Jack sandwich face smash, not super visible on camera unfortunately.
"The meat was amazing. There was lots of meat."
B- because meat gud but fake smoke flavor. This motherfucker really just does not care that he's still alive, does he?
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THE WENDIGO FEASTS UPON FLEEEEESH!
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I can't believe we ever doubted the power of the wendigo. This man is absolutely going to be filming as a head in a jar.
"Gluten is important to some people..." dripping with sarcasm. From the guy who leaned way into LEAN KETO.
"And they have Senior Tuesday!" Jack, no one would even card you in the shape you're in, GiveMeDiscount.
No sandwich rotation to get the MEET first. Wonder if he can't even see which way it's up anymore.
"The bred was burmnt." No, that phantom smell is just your fifth stroke, Jack.
Tammy is one of the worst human beings I have ever heard of in my life. 99th percentile enabler. If Jack had an alcohol problem or god forbid a opioid problem, he'd have been gone a decade ago.
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Someone forgot to disable comments. Not going to be a happy jack when he checks them.
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There is no way Jack isn't clinically retarded. People with severe Down Syndrome would've had enough insight after their fourth stroke to change to a healthier diet.
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Jack has called fully cooked food in the past burnt before, he probably just thinks toasted is burnt with his reference frame.
Also good to see he has learned nothing, maybe he'll get it on the next stroke.
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He's clearly low-IQ, easy to tell that just from anything he's ever written, even well pre-stroke. He's barely literate. But there is some incredibly deep-seated emotional issue that is making him gleefully kill himself with food. I think he had an extremely fucked childhood, more than we know.
Jack seems happier post stroke.
Honestly, I don't know if Jack CAN make the flat face anymore.
That sandwich is a fucking fishing lure for jack. THREE MEATS, including his beloved Brisket! Which is smoked, hence the name of the fuckin' sandwich.
The only ways to Jack that thing up more would be to fry the fucking thing and swap the regular bbq sauce for bourgon bbq sauce.
The smoke flavor Jack complained about was the burnt bread. They probably would have swapped the bread for him no problem, but instead he just eats it because he's a fat sack of shit.
Honestly, I don't know if Jack CAN make the flat face anymore.
That sandwich is a fucking fishing lure for jack. THREE MEATS, including his beloved Brisket! Which is smoked, hence the name of the fuckin' sandwich.
The only ways to Jack that thing up more would be to fry the fucking thing and swap the regular bbq sauce for bourgon bbq sauce.
The smoke flavor Jack complained about was the burnt bread. They probably would have swapped the bread for him no problem, but instead he just eats it because he's a fat sack of shit.
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I'm surprised Jack even pretends he still has a sense of taste. Clearly Jack has always has broken taste buds, Party Cheese Salad is testament to that, but strokes can damage sense of taste. Hence why he misidentifies the brisket as bacon, and only has comments "kind of smoky lots of meat."
That was burnt to you? Toasted a bit dark, but not burnt. The "smoke" considering it's in the name... is probably part of some sauce or whatever they're throwing on sysco foods product, because Jack thinks a damn strip mall sandwich chain is going to be smoking meat somewhere?
"Loaded with meat, and loaded with onions and lettuce and I got it fully involved"
Can't even claim that's a result from the speech to text. Wtf is a "fully involved" sandwich? I've been to firehouse before and I don't remember "fully involved" being a thing. Of course I didn't order a fucking meat mountain either.
The brisket is smoked.
The exterior of the bread was fine, but the inside was a 9 on the brava scale. I'd eat up to 7. I'd say the exterior was about a 6, which is perfectly acceptable toast.
The exterior of the bread was fine, but the inside was a 9 on the brava scale. I'd eat up to 7. I'd say the exterior was about a 6, which is perfectly acceptable toast.
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Jack continues to make a big deal about food resembling the picture, but wow he really wants to shove all that meat in his mouth, huh