Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Trip]

Christ, 2019. I wonder if anyone except his hardcore fans will be sticking around at that point. Hopefully he doesn't get to that point and this project crashes and burns. Then is hopefully picked up by an actual team full of talented people who can do it.

 

[xqrstcvz]

http://evaxephon.com/BoobieClicker - Best game ever man!

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

Christ, 2019. I wonder if anyone except his hardcore fans will be sticking around at that point. Hopefully he doesn't get to that point and this project crashes and burns. Then is hopefully picked up by an actual team full of talented people who can do it.

You can't even pick it up. This shit is unsalvageable. Everything would have to be redone from scratch.

 

[deliciouscake]

It's funny how he calls himself a one man team; trying to compare to confusedape who made Stardew Valley. Only difference is, Confusedape (IIRC) made ALL the art, music and assets for his game - if not all then the vast majority. He didn't rely on volunteers to do his work for him. He also didn't whine about emails constantly. Yandere Simulator is anything but a one-man team. He may be the only programmer out of his own incompetence and refusal to co-operate, but he sure as hell is getting a lot of unpaid art done for him. Last time I checked, animation and art were a big part of making a game, especially one trying for an anime aesthetic. Ridiculous.

The fact he's reaching for other established devs to compare himself to rather than setting a bench mark for his own effort just proves that he's only in this for the ass pats.

 

[Saney]

Nigga gonna take another year to even get the game in a demo state what the christ

And, as a treat, more DANG DIRTY EMAILS sperging:

Idea for an anti-Eva/YanderSim mascot: A guy who does nothing but vomit up emails.

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

It's funny how he calls himself a one man team; trying to compare to confusedape who made Stardew Valley. Only difference is, Confusedape (IIRC) made ALL the art, music and assets for his game - if not all then the vast majority. He didn't rely on volunteers to do his work for him. He also didn't whine about emails constantly. Yandere Simulator is anything but a one-man team. He may be the only programmer out of his own incompetence and refusal to co-operate, but he sure as hell is getting a lot of unpaid art done for him. Last time I checked, animation and art were a big part of making a game, especially one trying for an anime aesthetic. Ridiculous.

The fact he's reaching for other established devs to compare himself to rather than setting a bench mark for his own effort just proves that he's only in this for the ass pats.

What's the next step, posing as the American equivalent of ZUN (the Touhou guy for non-weeaboos) ?

 

[vertexwindi]

There are Yandere Simulator OCs out there, because of course there are.

 

[hiroyuki]

There are Yandere Simulator OCs out there, because of course there are.

It's fucking DeviantART. What did you expect?

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

There are Yandere Simulator OCs out there, because of course there are.

Oh God. There's also one OC on tumblr called 'Incorrect-chan', and is not a joke.

Also, right now Eva's working on re designing some easter eggs, so he doesn't have time for e mails

 

[fXrtYv]

Spoiler: huge cat grill

EvaXephon's dream, anyway the artist who drew this is a lot better than the person who did the art for the Yandere Simulator website.

I saw this earlier and the first thing that jumped to mind was "why does it actually look like anime?", followed by "why is this not the site's artist?".

 

[Keystone]

I wonder if these artists know who Eva really is and how they're completely wasting their time. And I mean the actually good, talented artists like the one who drew that cat eared Yan-Chan, not the 14 and 15 year old Tumblr and deviantArt users.

 

[X_X]

Christ, 2019. I wonder if anyone except his hardcore fans will be sticking around at that point. Hopefully he doesn't get to that point and this project crashes and burns. Then is hopefully picked up by an actual team full of talented people who can do it.

I think his die hard fans will stick around and most likely Yansim will sell well. His fan have too much passion for the game. Like what was said early there are two tumblr blog "defending" Eva. This is one of those cases were the game is so popular that his fans don't care how it turns out. I bet when he release the game on steam (on early access) fan will give it a a positive review no matter what. He won't be respected by players who understand game designers tho. If only he formed a team like Four Leaf Studios things would have gone smooth. He could of even gotten Mikeinel to work with him.

 

[WhateverIdontCare]

Wow eva says it 45% like what. Half the clubs don't even have leaders yet.

 

[beepboopmeow]

Idea for an anti-Eva/YanderSim mascot: A guy who does nothing but vomit up emails.

That guy is Email-kun, has a crush on YandereDev and sends him e-mails confessing his love for him

 

[LucasSomething]

What about voice acting? Animating? Assets? How do you even get the menus 10% complete(???) In what universe does this bunch of zeros and 5-10%s translate to "45% of the work is done"? I don't buy the "gameplay has more weight" bullshit because the other modes are massive overhauls and would require way more work.

welp, can't continue trolling

Your sacrifice was not in vain

 

[Lackadaisy]

I think his die hard fans will stick around and most likely Yansim will sell well. His fan have too much passion for the game. Like what was said early there are two tumblr blog "defending" Eva. This is one of those cases were the game is so popular that his fans don't care how it turns out. I bet when he release the game on steam (on early access) fan will give it a a positive review no matter what. He won't be respected by players who understand game designers tho. If only he formed a team like Four Leaf Studios things would have gone smooth. He could of even gotten Mikeinel to work with him.

>Implying Yandere Simulator will ever be completed

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

Wow eva says it 45% like what. Half the clubs don't even have leaders yet.

Apparently the male students don't have an animation rig either.

 

[my eyes hurt so much]

Apparently the male students don't have an animation rig either.

Male do have an animation rig but what I've seen of it, it is a buggy mess.

but by that logic it fits in Yandere Sim just fine

 

[Fatcat]

I've never see someone bullshit his way through more than Eva, the whole " but since gameplay has more weight" smell a lot like someone who BS his essay and hope his nonsense logic got the teacher confused enough so they won't ask any further questions.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

Male do have an animation rig but what I've seen of it, it is a buggy mess.

but by that logic it fits in Yandere Sim just fine

They're still less functional than girls, like they won't react to the camera or the radio. But I guess Eva just doesn't care about it.