Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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“Kiwi Farms wants to know why I made a pedophilic post and if I’m a pedophile.

Addressing the objective evidence and clearing my name of being a pedophile is the reaction they want though, so I won’t give it.“

Brilliant, Shame. We’re so owned. By that logic, if a Republican Christian politician gets caught fucking male prostitutes, they should just not address the evidence and prove they’re innocent because that’s what people want. Then everyone ELSE is owned, somehow!

What a fucking cope. LMFAO. This fucking guy is the dumbest, fattest welfare baby I’ve ever seen.

You’re a pedophile Shame. If you had an alibi you’d give it, there just isn’t one. You also lied about everything else, loser. Can’t wait for the next (Shame) Copes.

Woooow, he really is that stupid.

Don't address his pedophile tendencies to own the Kiwi Farms. Good lord, he never fails to amaze me on how much of a fucking retard he is.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Where do you have my defense of pedophile? If you could point it out that would be great, sir.

Holy shit you're retarded. You're literally defending a 40 year old who wanted to see a teen girl naked. Do the site a favour and kill yourself so we can add a +1 to our KD ratio that's a true and honest death.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

You Kiwi Losers are making me read 80 pages of a thread I hate! Wahhhhhh

Dude shut the fuck up.
I'm already Shame's admitted favorite Kiwi.
Stop trying to simp for him so hard.
He's a big boy, he can come here and defend himself, if he wants to.

Ain't that right, @KF Cruiser ?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

That's some deep cover. TrannyUser09 has been around since 2022. But they've been a huge faggot since the beginning.

Wow. Do he's really just that fucking pathetic. What is it with cow defenders being even sadder than the cows?

 

[sanguiduct]

I was wondering why @TerribleUser09 would defend a fat retarded pedophile ogre so ardently until I realized from his post history that he's Polish. Shane must remind him of his father.

 

[AnOminous]

I was wondering why @TerribleUser09 would defend a fat retarded pedophile ogre so ardently until I realized from his post history that he's Polish. Shane must remind him of his father.

I was wondering why this retard was defending a pedophile but now that I know that he's a polack it makes sense. Polacks are retarded by definition.

 

[A Sunset]

I was wondering why this retard was defending a pedophile but now that I know that he's a polack it makes sense. Polacks are retarded by definition.

@TerribleUser09's ancestors were rock farmers and the rest of Europe's midget punching bags. Now their rock-troll genetic lineage has given birth to a person, assuredly short and stocky, defending pedophiles online.

Fucking polacks.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Brilliant, Shame. We’re so owned. By that logic, if a Republican Christian politician gets caught fucking male prostitutes, they should just not address the evidence and prove they’re innocent because that’s what people want. Then everyone ELSE is owned, somehow!

What a fucking cope. LMFAO. This fucking guy is the dumbest, fattest welfare baby I’ve ever seen.

No you don't get it. Shame Porkins is playing 4D chess with us at such a high level that it only sounds like the squealings of a retard. If we could understand things from his level we'd be in awe of his big brain, which is so big it's why his gut is so large. His brain has literally had to relocate down there because it was getting too crowded in his head. Now where his brain was is just nothing but shit. As I said. It's why his eyes are brown.

I was wondering why @TerribleUser09 would defend a fat retarded pedophile ogre so ardently until I realized from his post history that he's Polish. Shane must remind him of his father.

He's just being an edgelord. Maybe it's Russtard in disguise? You know, being a shock jock?

 

[AnOminous]

He's just being an edgelord. Maybe it's Russtard in disguise? You know, being a shock jock?

No, he's literally a polack, a member of a race of mental retards.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I suggest ignoring the idiot sperging for Tubby, don't let him pester this thread.

 

[sanguiduct]

I suggest ignoring the idiot sperging for Tubby, don't let him pester this thread.

I gotta disagree with ya there. I thought we were here to laugh at retarded people?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Yeah, I guess you got a point there.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

No, he's literally a polack, a member of a race of mental retards.

I wouldn't say they're all bad. Some of their women are quite attractive. Sure it's pump and dump but they're at least good looking. And they made pierogies although the Ukrainians, Russians, Latvians, Slovaks and others do as well.

I suggest ignoring the idiot sperging for Tubby, don't let him pester this thread.

So long as he doesn't make it too retarded we can let him stay. If he starts to derail it somebody can threadban him.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

See? Now look what yall did. You acknowledge the thread derailer, and gave Shame the words to fumble out an "it was a joke!" response re: his pedophilia comments

He still fumbled it, of course.

Yes Shame, we know the context. The full article was posted a few comments ago.
A mom accidentally posted a bunch of teen nudes to the police. The police wanted them removed. You wanted to see proof that they exist with your own eyes, and wanted to save them on your hard drive.

Just because someone in this thread mentioned that you could say "it's just a joke" and then you suddenly say "yes! Right! Just a joke!" doesn't make it true.
The fact that you didn't even acknowledge it until given this "get out of jail free card with kiwi farmers" shows it's not even your original feeling. You're just trying to cash in your chance card.

What kind of sick demented person are you, Shane? You could have stopped with stealing the "LOL JK" response a Kiwi already wrote for you re:pedophilia, but you had to go and bring up babies in blenders.
Seriously? You find this funny?
Killing innocent and helpless children?
And you published comics about this?

I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're being an edgelord, since I've seen no indication that you can draw a comic strip, and you haven't claimed to be best friends with Scott Adams yet... but if you're not... dude....
Being a horrible human being and wishing torture and death upon the innocent is not good looks, bro.
I shouldn't have to tell this to someone with such a distinguished career in the secret service and law enforcement therapy such as yourself... but Jesus dude..... you need Jesus.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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What kind of sick demented person are you, Shane? You could have stopped with stealing the "LOL JK" response a Kiwi already wrote for you re:pedophilia, but you had to go and bring up babies in blenders.
Seriously? You find this funny?
Killing innocent and helpless children?
And you published comics about this?

I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're being an edgelord, since I've seen no indication that you can draw a comic strip, and you haven't claimed to be best friends with Scott Adams yet... but if you're not... dude....
Being a horrible human being and wishing torture and death upon the innocent is not good looks, bro.
I shouldn't have to tell this to someone with such a distinguished career in the secret service and law enforcement therapy such as yourself... but Jesus dude..... you need Jesus.

"Lol, If they think my fantasies on seeing naked minors is bad, you should see my comic strips of killing babies for the lulz! Get owned, Kiwis!"

The worst thing a narcissistic pig can do is doubling down in his stupidity. Admitting that you're a degenerate to own us doesn't make it a 4D chess play, Tubby. It only makes you a degenerate, an admitted pedophile and a big-time retard.

 

[sanguiduct]

Ah yes. The ol' I-was-only-pretending-to-be-a-pedophile-soliciting-child-sex-material-defense. Never fails. If only Epstein had yelled out "It was just a prank bro!" Before being arrested, he woulda been back on his joking around island in no time.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Sounds more like something trumped up andrones.

Matured people prefer stable, drama-free lifestyle and focus on their hobbies and relatives. Your full-of-shit statement lacks falsifiability 'coz I may say I have 300.000$ in savings and be richer than you poorfags and there is nothing for you to respond.
Also, what kind of argument is that? Why are you powerleveling here? Just to prove reason in this full-of-hatred thread about some nobody who picks up fights with random people over Twitter? How is it different to mock some random guy and pointing out his obesity and height?

Why is this thread even exists 'coz for me this guy was unlucky to pick up a fight with some Kiwi loser who decided to mock him in this thread and contaminate the results on Google by calling him a "pedo" based on some irrevelant post.

You know I thought being a white knight for Fatrick was really gay and retarded. This dipshit is white knighting for a guy that white knights for Fatrick.

So hey Shane, at least you can take solace in one thing: there are (somehow) people even more pathetic than you are.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Yeah, but it looks like a joke, especially in isolation with no other evidence suggesting it wasn't. The joke is "Pics or it didn't happen is a meme, wouldn't it be inappropriate if I were to say it in this situation"

Is that a stupid joke in that context? Yeah, for sure. Who could imagine a guy this charming and socially fluent ever making a really stupid inappropriate comment?

And I'm pretty sure even if someone disagrees and thinks he was really genuine when he made that one post, it's not funny or interesting listening to a bunch of people say the same thing over and over again in slightly different ways, and it's not like it's producing some kind of worthwhile reaction.

 

[Maude Snew]

Shane is so fat, it's like he's eating butter right out of the container! Seriously, dude, put the butter knife down and go for a nice, long walk.

It's fine the baby sitter confiscated it. Look, she's putting it away. Oh no, what are you doing, don't put it away there, that's a terrible place for it!

 

[HabeusCorPuss]

Following my lecture about apostrophes, Shame has shown a stunning, even suspicious, improvement. He goes 7 for 7 here, plus a bonus 8th point for preferring "2000s" over "2000's" :


I could assume he was butthurt (zing) and he's now running his tweets through MS Word™ (of which he probably wrote 1/2 the code) before posting.

But maybe, just maybe, he read and comprehended my lecture. Maybe he's taking an online English course. Maybe he also read and comprehended all of your kind advice about diet, budgeting, emotional maturity, and how to not be a retarded faggot. Maybe this thread has been the catalyst for a glorious renaisShance. Maybe 10 years from today he'll be doing Career Day in the classroom of his adoring son or daughter; telling the kids about his exciting new life as a totally not fat fireman.