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Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name
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You clearly haven't even read "your own" book @WogglebugLover, ever the antithesis of professionalism.
"Frogman was a magnificent horse, hopping through the fields with wild abandon, while Woggy rode atop him like a seasoned cowboy. "
Or are you just that dense not to see/understand obvious innuendo, blatant piss takes, dreadful dreadful lessons and overt homoeroticism woven into virtually every paragraph of this book, a book you claim to have co-authored?!
Yes, the answer is yes...
I mean I loved it but who was the intended age demographic for this twisted thing?
Some of my personal favorite lines.
SPOILERS?
"The following day, they learned that one of their dear friends had passed away due to the allergic reaction. Woggy and Frogman were crushed. They couldn't quite comprehend how their little dance floor whoopsie-doodle had led to such a tragedy."
"And now, look at the mess you've made. Woggy can't even leave his house without sneezing himself into a tizzy. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for him to be seen sneezing in public like that? And Frogman, don't even get me started on Frogman. He's muttering to himself like a madman and jumping out of moving cars. Who does that? Only someone who's been pushed to the brink."
"And what did you do to make things better? Nothing. You just sat back and watched as their lives fell apart. You didn't offer to help them, you didn't check in on them, you didn't even send them a ‘get well soon’ card. Shame on you, reader."
"You may have thought you were just reading a silly story, but you were actually contributing to the downfall of two innocent souls."
"Frogman immediately knew what he had to do. He closed his eyes, concentrated, and began to emit a special secretion that would reveal the answer to the riddle."
"The first move involved Woggy lifting Frogman high into the air, their bodies intertwined as they twirled around. Frogman's legs were wrapped around Woggy's waist, and their arms were tightly entwined as they spun around in a circle. It was a breathtaking move that required strength and balance, and the audience was left awestruck.
As the music changed tempo, they seamlessly transitioned into their next move. Woggy dipped low, bringing Frogman with him, and then lifted him back up into the air. This move required precision timing, as they had to execute it with perfect synchronicity to make it look effortless.
Woggy felt a sense of euphoria as he danced with Frogman. They moved together with a fluidity that was almost magical, their bodies entwined in perfect harmony. But then, as they reached the climax of their dance, Woggy's doubts began to creep in.
He wondered what people would think of them dancing so intimately, with their bodies pressed so close together. Would they assume that they were more than just friends? Woggy didn't want to give anyone the wrong impression, but he also didn't want to let his fears hold him back.
In the end, Woggy made the decision to keep dancing with Frogman. He knew that their signature combination dance moves were too good to pass up, and that their friendship was strong enough to withstand any rumors or gossip. As they continued to dance, their bodies entwined in perfect harmony, Woggy knew that he had made the right decision. They were just two friends who loved to dance, and nothing could change that."
"Woggy and Frogman had finally found their true calling: professional pineapple riddle solvers! They had solved countless riddles about the tropical fruit, from the classic "what has a crown but is not a king?" to the more complex "what is brown on the outside, yellow on the inside, and green on top?"
Their expertise had spread far and wide, and they had become renowned as the best pineapple riddle solvers in the land. They had even started their own business, "Woggy and Frogman's Pineapple Riddle Solutions," and business was booming.
But one day, they received a challenge that would test their skills to the limit. The riddle was: "What has a heart that doesn't beat, a mouth that doesn't speak, and a body that doesn't move?" Woggy and Frogman were stumped. They had never encountered a pineapple riddle this difficult before. They spent hours pondering and discussing the riddle, but to no avail."
"The crowd seemed to quiet down and listen to Woggy's words. They looked at each other and murmured amongst themselves. It seemed like Woggy's plan might just work. But then, as he was about to continue his speech, he let out a loud fart that echoed throughout the square.
The crowd erupted in laughter and jeers once again"
"The crowd falls silent as they watch in horror as Woggy writhes and wogs on the ground in pain. The paramedics rush over to assess the situation, but it's clear that Woggy is badly injured and needs immediate medical attention.
As he's loaded onto a stretcher and rushed to the hospital, Woggy can't help but feel that this is all his fault. If only he had been able to hold in that sneeze, none of this would have happened."
"In the end, they were forced to spend all of their hard-earned riches on Woggy's medical care, leaving them with nothing but each other and the memory of their failed adventures. They both knew that they had made mistakes along the way, but they also knew that they had learned valuable lessons about friendship and the true meaning of wealth. They had seen many different parts of Genoma, from the bustling cities to the serene countryside. As they walked, they began to discuss some of the big issues facing Genoma, such as climate change, inequality, and political corruption."
"Woggy and Frogman watched as the protesters were met with police brutality and tear gas.
Woggy was appalled by what he saw and immediately wanted to join the protesters. Frogman, however, was more hesitant. He worried that getting involved could be dangerous and that they might end up getting hurt or arrested."
"Despite their differing opinions, Woggy and Frogman both agreed that the decision should be made with the best interests of the people in mind. They continued to use their platform to raise awareness about the issue and encourage others to engage in the debate.
Ultimately, the decision about the space program was left up to the people of Genoma. A referendum was held, and the majority of citizens showed up to cast their vote. Woggy and Frogman accepted the outcome, even though they still had reservations about the decision."
"As they traveled through Genoma, Woggy couldn't help but sneeze at the most inopportune times. But Frogman just couldn't get enough of it."
"And when Woggy sneezed into the drums, the audience would get wet but cheer even louder."
"Woggle my woggly waffles, you did it! Congratulations on achieving the crispy and fluffy waffle ending, the most delicious of all! Your taste buds must be dancing with joy like a woggy in a field of wiggly worms. Your dedication to creating the most mouth-watering waffles known to wog-kind has paid off. Your waffles are so crispy and fluffy, they could make a wog do cartwheels in excitement .The aroma of your waffles is enough to make anyone's mouth water, and the taste is like a woggly explosion in the mouth. Your waffles are so delicious, they could make a frogman hop with joy. "
"Frogman nodded in agreement, his eyes shining with excitement. "And we could do all of that while having all the time in the world to pursue our passion for playing cowboy!" he exclaimed.
Woggy's sneeze went wild with excitement as he imagined himself as a wild stallion, galloping through the open plains. "I'll be your trusty steed, Frogman!" he exclaimed, eager to play the role of the horse."
"Suddenly, an idea struck Woggy. He would invent a new kind of strap that would make Frogman's time more enjoyable and also give him that friendship bond he loved. He set to work, using real cowboy strips and tightening them as much as he could around his body.
At first, the straps felt uncomfortable and restrictive. But as he tightened them, he felt a bond of friendship, one like he had experienced before. The straps were hugging him, squeezing him tightly and making him feel safe and secure."
"One day, as they were wandering the streets, Woggy had an idea. He could use his love of tight straps to make a living. He and Frogman began offering rides to strangers, and soon they had a small business going. They became famous for their friendship straps, and people came from all over to ride on Frogman while Woggy supervised."
Hahahaha!
Okay, Jesus holy Wogglefuck that's enough!
You'd be put on a list for reading this to kids!
Once again through her sheer gross incompetence/staggering laziness Cynthia Hanson/Cherie Anne Hapney proves all by herself that she has absolutely no business producing content for children in any capacity and or medium and should be prevented from doing so by those with the basic qualifications she so clearly lacks.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT READ THE BOOK BEFORE RELEASING IT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RUBE!
Oh well, at least that sneeze fetish forum will welcome you back with open arms.
Fucking thing reads like a hay fever bukkake.
However the actual author (clearly not Cherie) is legitimately a genius, the direct inverse to Cynthia.
I especially love the way he/it wrote how mundane and pedestrian the mystical land of Genoma and all its inhabitants truly are.
Legitimate comic genius!
"Frogman was a magnificent horse, hopping through the fields with wild abandon, while Woggy rode atop him like a seasoned cowboy. "
Or are you just that dense not to see/understand obvious innuendo, blatant piss takes, dreadful dreadful lessons and overt homoeroticism woven into virtually every paragraph of this book, a book you claim to have co-authored?!
Yes, the answer is yes...
I mean I loved it but who was the intended age demographic for this twisted thing?
Some of my personal favorite lines.
SPOILERS?
"The following day, they learned that one of their dear friends had passed away due to the allergic reaction. Woggy and Frogman were crushed. They couldn't quite comprehend how their little dance floor whoopsie-doodle had led to such a tragedy."
"And now, look at the mess you've made. Woggy can't even leave his house without sneezing himself into a tizzy. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for him to be seen sneezing in public like that? And Frogman, don't even get me started on Frogman. He's muttering to himself like a madman and jumping out of moving cars. Who does that? Only someone who's been pushed to the brink."
"And what did you do to make things better? Nothing. You just sat back and watched as their lives fell apart. You didn't offer to help them, you didn't check in on them, you didn't even send them a ‘get well soon’ card. Shame on you, reader."
"You may have thought you were just reading a silly story, but you were actually contributing to the downfall of two innocent souls."
"Frogman immediately knew what he had to do. He closed his eyes, concentrated, and began to emit a special secretion that would reveal the answer to the riddle."
"The first move involved Woggy lifting Frogman high into the air, their bodies intertwined as they twirled around. Frogman's legs were wrapped around Woggy's waist, and their arms were tightly entwined as they spun around in a circle. It was a breathtaking move that required strength and balance, and the audience was left awestruck.
As the music changed tempo, they seamlessly transitioned into their next move. Woggy dipped low, bringing Frogman with him, and then lifted him back up into the air. This move required precision timing, as they had to execute it with perfect synchronicity to make it look effortless.
Woggy felt a sense of euphoria as he danced with Frogman. They moved together with a fluidity that was almost magical, their bodies entwined in perfect harmony. But then, as they reached the climax of their dance, Woggy's doubts began to creep in.
He wondered what people would think of them dancing so intimately, with their bodies pressed so close together. Would they assume that they were more than just friends? Woggy didn't want to give anyone the wrong impression, but he also didn't want to let his fears hold him back.
In the end, Woggy made the decision to keep dancing with Frogman. He knew that their signature combination dance moves were too good to pass up, and that their friendship was strong enough to withstand any rumors or gossip. As they continued to dance, their bodies entwined in perfect harmony, Woggy knew that he had made the right decision. They were just two friends who loved to dance, and nothing could change that."
"Woggy and Frogman had finally found their true calling: professional pineapple riddle solvers! They had solved countless riddles about the tropical fruit, from the classic "what has a crown but is not a king?" to the more complex "what is brown on the outside, yellow on the inside, and green on top?"
Their expertise had spread far and wide, and they had become renowned as the best pineapple riddle solvers in the land. They had even started their own business, "Woggy and Frogman's Pineapple Riddle Solutions," and business was booming.
But one day, they received a challenge that would test their skills to the limit. The riddle was: "What has a heart that doesn't beat, a mouth that doesn't speak, and a body that doesn't move?" Woggy and Frogman were stumped. They had never encountered a pineapple riddle this difficult before. They spent hours pondering and discussing the riddle, but to no avail."
"The crowd seemed to quiet down and listen to Woggy's words. They looked at each other and murmured amongst themselves. It seemed like Woggy's plan might just work. But then, as he was about to continue his speech, he let out a loud fart that echoed throughout the square.
The crowd erupted in laughter and jeers once again"
"The crowd falls silent as they watch in horror as Woggy writhes and wogs on the ground in pain. The paramedics rush over to assess the situation, but it's clear that Woggy is badly injured and needs immediate medical attention.
As he's loaded onto a stretcher and rushed to the hospital, Woggy can't help but feel that this is all his fault. If only he had been able to hold in that sneeze, none of this would have happened."
"In the end, they were forced to spend all of their hard-earned riches on Woggy's medical care, leaving them with nothing but each other and the memory of their failed adventures. They both knew that they had made mistakes along the way, but they also knew that they had learned valuable lessons about friendship and the true meaning of wealth. They had seen many different parts of Genoma, from the bustling cities to the serene countryside. As they walked, they began to discuss some of the big issues facing Genoma, such as climate change, inequality, and political corruption."
"Woggy and Frogman watched as the protesters were met with police brutality and tear gas.
Woggy was appalled by what he saw and immediately wanted to join the protesters. Frogman, however, was more hesitant. He worried that getting involved could be dangerous and that they might end up getting hurt or arrested."
"Despite their differing opinions, Woggy and Frogman both agreed that the decision should be made with the best interests of the people in mind. They continued to use their platform to raise awareness about the issue and encourage others to engage in the debate.
Ultimately, the decision about the space program was left up to the people of Genoma. A referendum was held, and the majority of citizens showed up to cast their vote. Woggy and Frogman accepted the outcome, even though they still had reservations about the decision."
"As they traveled through Genoma, Woggy couldn't help but sneeze at the most inopportune times. But Frogman just couldn't get enough of it."
"And when Woggy sneezed into the drums, the audience would get wet but cheer even louder."
"Woggle my woggly waffles, you did it! Congratulations on achieving the crispy and fluffy waffle ending, the most delicious of all! Your taste buds must be dancing with joy like a woggy in a field of wiggly worms. Your dedication to creating the most mouth-watering waffles known to wog-kind has paid off. Your waffles are so crispy and fluffy, they could make a wog do cartwheels in excitement .The aroma of your waffles is enough to make anyone's mouth water, and the taste is like a woggly explosion in the mouth. Your waffles are so delicious, they could make a frogman hop with joy. "
"Frogman nodded in agreement, his eyes shining with excitement. "And we could do all of that while having all the time in the world to pursue our passion for playing cowboy!" he exclaimed.
Woggy's sneeze went wild with excitement as he imagined himself as a wild stallion, galloping through the open plains. "I'll be your trusty steed, Frogman!" he exclaimed, eager to play the role of the horse."
"Suddenly, an idea struck Woggy. He would invent a new kind of strap that would make Frogman's time more enjoyable and also give him that friendship bond he loved. He set to work, using real cowboy strips and tightening them as much as he could around his body.
At first, the straps felt uncomfortable and restrictive. But as he tightened them, he felt a bond of friendship, one like he had experienced before. The straps were hugging him, squeezing him tightly and making him feel safe and secure."
"One day, as they were wandering the streets, Woggy had an idea. He could use his love of tight straps to make a living. He and Frogman began offering rides to strangers, and soon they had a small business going. They became famous for their friendship straps, and people came from all over to ride on Frogman while Woggy supervised."
Hahahaha!
Okay, Jesus holy Wogglefuck that's enough!
You'd be put on a list for reading this to kids!
Once again through her sheer gross incompetence/staggering laziness Cynthia Hanson/Cherie Anne Hapney proves all by herself that she has absolutely no business producing content for children in any capacity and or medium and should be prevented from doing so by those with the basic qualifications she so clearly lacks.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT READ THE BOOK BEFORE RELEASING IT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RUBE!
Oh well, at least that sneeze fetish forum will welcome you back with open arms.
Fucking thing reads like a hay fever bukkake.
However the actual author (clearly not Cherie) is legitimately a genius, the direct inverse to Cynthia.
I especially love the way he/it wrote how mundane and pedestrian the mystical land of Genoma and all its inhabitants truly are.
Legitimate comic genius!
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SaveTheWhales
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@Spastic Cologne Don't forget this gem on the first actual paragraph: "Woggy adored cream above all else in the world, and Frogman always loved to accompany him on his creamy adventures"
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For all the books many hilarious faults, this paragraph does actually manage to make me want waffles.
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It's because Cynthia is a retard of the highest caliber. She believed it when a member of the farms was a true and honest fan when all he did was speak grandly of how wonderful the Wogglebug was. She believed it when Raisin Pie Guy said he loved her and she obviously read just a bit of the story and because there wasn't any overt homoeroticism in it she gave it her blessing.
The woman is a retard and this book only serves to prove it.
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This one goes out to wogglebrain herself Cynthia Hanson/Cherie Anne Hapney...
You get it @WogglebugLover?
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Where's the archived proof that Cynthia released this? I can't properly laugh until it's 100% confirmed.
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I've been told that she released a video announcing the book's release, which has now been taken down; did anyone happen to archive it?
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I'm pretty sure we're her only audience. And she has all the business producing content for us. I laughed so hard I almost died and my wife now thinks that I'm retarded \ insane.
I wholeheartedly agree. Whoever you are, "Dave", hats off to you.
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Courtesy of the ever fabulous @Woggly Wand Wizard
Edit: Not only has she removed the 95th Woggle-Vlog announcing the book but she's also scrubbed any and all mention of it both from her broken ass Wogglebugloveproductions products page, her Woggletube community page, and even the now deleted message and attachment of the full PDF that "Dave" so very kindly posted for free over on her Wogglecord.
Halfwit must have read our reviews, but hilariously not the actual book that she herself published.
Curiously however the Amazon listing still appears to be up, for now...
Edit edit: Now she's even deleted comments on her Wogglecord asking what happened to the deleted PDF.
Hi Cynthia...
In case anyone else missed it I got you
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Sebastian Bacchus
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Man, looking at the last 50 pages or so of the thread and her discord server makes me kinda sad the woggletrain is now full of woggleweenery.
I'm so mad. I'm gonna have sex with my wogglefriend so i won't be so mad
I'm so mad. I'm gonna have sex with my wogglefriend so i won't be so mad
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This is so fucking funny but I feel pretty sorry for her.
Did she not read her own book? Did she read this and enjoy it? Where the fuck is she, anyway??
Oh well. Congrats on chasing your dreams, Cherie
Did she not read her own book? Did she read this and enjoy it? Where the fuck is she, anyway??
Oh well. Congrats on chasing your dreams, Cherie
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It's not that bad. So far nobody is trying to make her hurt herself, causes her serious distress or extorts her. If any of those were the case maybe we would have to organize some woggleguard because I don't want to live in a world where Wogglebug cinematic universe remains unfinished.
Plus, we're, as always, telling her that she's being trolled and she, as always, ignores us.
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Let alone any actual children, thank God and CPS!
@WogglebugLover I've said it before and I'll say it again that we're your only true and honest fans...
And may I say what a truly great time it is to be a Wogglefan indeed.
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Forkknifegaymer
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NOO GET THEM OUT OF THE JAR!
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If I only had a positronic brain
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There's a page where the paragraphs repeat. Sadly, I'm not at home to post it.
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Probably skimmed through it but she's so stupid she didn't catch the subtext going on. But to be fair a lot of people with autism just take everything literally so she only saw what she wanted to see. Namely Froggie and Woggy acting like very good friends and doing totally not gay things together.
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I knew she was dumb but this takes it to a whole new level. Congrats, Cynthia.