Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

amateur professional lurk said:
at this point i am certain that torswats is just messing with the brothermen. either that, or he is after fatrick. i wasnt 100% on it, but i was leaning towards him swatting himself through torswat, but now torswat is saying pat swatted mtg and now bomb threats (and will probably come up with somthing else fat has done) im not buying it.

but i am 100% certain that patrick is fat. i also never had any doubt about him grinding up black children into pepperoni.
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Yeah, I'm fairly confident that's the situation here. I WANT TO BELIEVE, but we're dealing with an absolute sociopath who commits highly illegal, dangerous crimes for hire and doesn't care one bit. He probably got stiffed by someone posing as Fatprick Dumblinson, then when he noticed the interest, checked back through his records and realized he was indeed paid to SWAT Piggy's house a few times so knows he can get a lot of attention this way. Torswats is probably checking this and ONA right now just to see how much chaos he's caused.

But who fucking knows. I never expected this evidence to come out, so next thing you know we'll turn on the news one day and see Trick Tomlinson's fat fucking face beside a headline saying "Milwaukee man arrested in murder of Bernard Trammell" or "Human pepperoni found in basement of Milwaukee man."
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Anyone curious about the wisdom of calling someone a pedophile on the internet can check out the Montagraph v. Rekeita lawsuit thread. Risk that shit on your own dime and platform.
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He didn't even just accuse him of being a pedophile but of literally "sucking little boys' dicks" which is a lot more direct. You're pretty safer not making the accusation but when a guy (like Weimar for instance) literally takes naked pictures of other people's children and puts them on the Internet, it's a pretty reasonable inference that he is one.

There's no real evidence of Pat being one but it says a lot about his character that he refuses to distance himself from active convicted registered sex offenders.
Illuminati Order Official said:
Fatrick is not a murderer because he barely manages to keep his day-to-day life together and he wouldn't be able to plan and execute something as difficult and complicated as murdering someone and getting away with it.
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If Patrick tried to murder anyone larger than a chiiiiild, he would fail in an extremely obese manner.
 
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My 2c is that it's probably a gay op, I can't imagine fatrick being able to even pretend to be civil to the swatting guy let alone answering questions like why he's doing it. That said, it wouldn't be a shock if it was him simply because he's an attention whoring nutcase who has reasons to be desperate.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
The silence from the Milwaukee police blotter is deafening. From multiple calls a day to zero, just like that?

Innnnneresting.

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How dare you slander Patricia Tomlinson with that fat filter. Patricia is hot I tell you, hot!
(Don't say you wouldn't)
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Broadside said:
How dare you slander Patricia Tomlinson with that fat filter. Patricia is hot I tell you, hot!
(Don't say you wouldn't)
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What the app didn't get rid of is that permanent frown of his that tells a lot really. Also the light's on but nobody's home stare.
 
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bortherman said:
We can only go so far. FBI will seize his phone and social media and start trawling through.
Patrick has been deleting tweets, so they may get twitter to reinstate them.
They'll look at any crypto transactions from his bank accounts.
get cell records to see if he has been accessing telegram servers
They will have the necessary missing pieces to know whether he did it or not
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this might be an excruciatingly slow process if it ever starts. hate to say it but if pat was on the other end of the political extreme I could imagine feds taking him on much more earnestly.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
this might be an excruciatingly slow process if it ever starts. hate to say it but if pat was on the other end of the political extreme I could imagine feds taking him on much more earnestly.
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But he's a Conservative though. He's on the losing side.
 
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Black Cat2 said:
Lurk more.

Swatter guy said Fatrick searched swatting in the telegram search function and used him.
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What’s the possibility of a barfly nabbing Fatrick’s phone while he snoozes face down drunk on the bar and starts all this?

Fatrick would just see further messages later, “no childish stalker” any demands for money and think nothing of it.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
But he's a Conservative though. He's on the losing side.
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He's certainly successful at making conservatives look bad by presenting himself as one. But I think it would look better if he wasn't repeating every liberal talking point he finds because people may not be aware that he's a "conservative".
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
He's certainly successful at making conservatives look bad by presenting himself as one.
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He's making all of humanity look bad. He's lowering the average IQ by a point or two and raising the average BMI by roughly ten million. That's how fat he is.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
if the cyberpolice buy that then you really should not expect them to crack this case any time soon lol
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If they are dumb enough to think Pat is a conservative who may have been committing federal crimes, especially against a sitting Congressthief, they’ll be all over him in no time. Good thing he edited that C-word out of his Twitter bio.
 
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OK, so how often can you waste the time of the police and not face repercussions? When are the chickens coming home to roost?

What Jussie Smollett did is actual small potatoes by comparison, if you ignore the MAGA's at midnight in Chicago outrage.

"I AM NOT SUICIDAL, CHILD!"​

On a serious note, there are lots of reasons to be skeptical about this entire plot. Screenshots and LARPS and trolls, and actual cybercriminals - trust nothing.

However saying it's not rational is not evidence that Patrick S. Tomlinson would not behave that way.

Put yourself in Pats shoes:​

1. You have a large twitter following.
2. In 2018, you say something cunty about Norm MacDonald.
3. This offends a bunch of boomer fans of a fired racist Tunisian radio host, who utterly hate that self-same fired racist Tunisian radio host.
4. They start to troll you.

ROLE PLAY HOW YOU HANDLE THIS.​


Now it's 2023, how are things going for you? Now talk to me about Pat and rational behavior.
 
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