DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr Clark]

Tevin hasn't been the same since the false accusations at his LSU job back in 2018 (if it was before your time as a tractor, some woman accused him of putting bleach or some toxic cleaning agent into her drink). The day it happened, he did an evening stream to talk about it (privated, and I suspect it will always be), and was fairly calm as he fully detailed the day's bullshit.

I can't even speculate on what happened in the next 24 hours, but the next night he came on a changed man. He spoke as if he'd been betrayed by someone. "You can't trust anybody online, don't call yourself my friends, you're not my fucking friends." Ranted to that effect for several hours. And since then he's really seemed more detached and at times contemptuous of his audience, though never a meltdown like that first one. He definitely wasn't like that in Freedom Chat days. I miss early Tevin.

He was really pissy at KG too. Rightfully, but that stream was Tevin drunk, emotional and probably at his lowest. I've never seen anything like that stream since

 

[TheLastFrogger]

lets hope he had another mini stroke.

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The fleshsuit really is falling apart.

 

[uncritically]

This is complete bullshit. No doctor said this to him. He may have had a pulled muscle or nerve like sciatic, but no doctor told him that he'd either need surgery or stop lifting heavy things for the rest of his life. People with disc injuries and deteriorating vertebrae can hardly walk let alone all the nonsense clown shit he pulls on his streams. Fucking liars like this need to be called out on their bullshit without hesitation at all times.

Ive never believed his shit about his back. Coincidentally both parents have back issues, and im pretty sure i remember him saying one of his parents(i forget which) had the same exact problem as him, "a severely herniated disc." He steals shit from other people in a Munchausen way almost.
Its been pointed out before, but You dont dance around like a faggot to DDR, or lift your legs up in the air like khet does for Tyone(see spoiler) when you have a herniated disc. I also dont think you go from your discs being so bad its about to burst, being in 'excruciating pain' for 8~ years, then fine and dandy over night.. Then again I hear that Seattle air works wonders.

Spoiler: dsp lifting his legs

 

[TheLastFrogger]

I think the stuff with his back is/was real, just not as bad as he's makes it out to be, more than likely his doctor told him no heavy lifting for a week or two, but pig boy decided to run with it and make it a bigger deal that what it was. I'm more surprised he didn't try to claim some kind of disability from it.

 

[Iron Father]

I believe his back problem story just based on the size of his tits alone.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

I believe his back problem story just based on the size of his tits alone.

What are they, like Cs or Ds?

 

[DeeTracktor]

REDACTED is back then

 

[strandedcastaway]

Speaking as someone with disc issues, it's very easy to picture the doctor saying IF you don't exercise and take care of yourself, you could end up not being able to play sports or lift heavy objects, and Phil just took the "grain of truth" and ran with the story. I'm sure he has zero memory of what the doctor actually said.

My current dented theory is that Phil and his remaining paypigs are trying to prove a point. For years, he's said that if there were no detractor channels everyone would watch him. Now most of them are gone. So, the theory is that the word is out to tip as much as possible so Phil can claim he was right. Because in late 2022-early 2023 his tips dropped for six months straight to their lowest-ever totals, but suddenly he's regularly beating the tips goal again. But it's not more people tipping, just random huge (by 2023 standards) tips out of nowhere. So we'll see if he can sustain this newfound "organic support".

 

[Balr0g]

My current dented theory is that Phil and his remaining paypigs are trying to prove a point. For years, he's said that if there were no detractor channels everyone would watch him. Now most of them are gone. So, the theory is that the word is out to tip as much as possible so Phil can claim he was right. Because in late 2022-early 2023 his tips dropped for six months straight to their lowest-ever totals, but suddenly he's regularly beating the tips goal again. But it's not more people tipping, just random huge (by 2023 standards) tips out of nowhere. So we'll see if he can sustain this newfound "organic support".

And then we get 17$ streams where Phil begs like he is about to get kicked out of his condo conveniently ignoring he made over 100$ in the early stream. And he wonders why people don't like him and call him an e-beggar

 

[Soy Dora]

So, the theory is that the word is out to tip as much as possible so Phil can claim he was right. Because in late 2022-early 2023 his tips dropped for six months straight to their lowest-ever totals, but suddenly he's regularly beating the tips goal again. But it's not more people tipping, just random huge (by 2023 standards) tips out of nowhere. So we'll see if he can sustain this newfound "organic support".

Interesting theory. I went back and looked at tips for the YOY and January and March 2023 to compare (Thanks @Piece of Peace for the spreadsheet and work) He's definitely still seeing a slight decline in tips YOY comparing the same period of time (4/1 - 4/16):

For January and March, he's definitely down YOY:

This doesn't include the patreon video's he's taking streams off to do so that might "equal" it out, but tips overall are down despite detractor channels being nuked. It will be interesting to see if that theory plays out though. My guess is it would be ad revenue that he see's go up since you cant watch as many restreamers now. But I wouldn't expect that to be massive.

Phil's YouTube career is very clearly dying. I think he had one chance at a small revival with the SideScrollers podcast. But instead of that revival, he put two nails in the coffin he is already headed for instead of one.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Regarding the "muh bayuck" autism isn't his latest retcon that his disc magically "deherniated" whatever the fuck that means?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And then we get 17$ streams where Phil begs like he is about to get kicked out of his condo conveniently ignoring he made over 100$ in the early stream. And he wonders why people don't like him and call him an e-beggar

You forgot the part about where if anyone brings that up, he insults them and sends them to banworld. Then he turns around and goes into his "alottapepul" spiel in another round of hammering away at his victim complex.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil was using ''Muh back'' as an excuse to get Pandalee/JohnRambo/Howard/HisParents ect to do all his work for him

It was his go to excuse, similar to ''I havent got time/money'' to improve his stream today. Since the aforementioned people wised up and fucked off out of there he hasnt had to use it as much

 

[FamicomGorby]

Regarding the "muh bayuck" autism isn't his latest retcon that his disc magically "deherniated" whatever the fuck that means?

Seattle air fixes everything, won't find a single chiropractor in the whole metro area.

 

[Balr0g]

Since we are revisiting "muh back" here is something interesting from GTG reacting to a detractor video about Phil's back injury

 

[ZehnBoat]

I think the stuff with his back is/was real, just not as bad as he's makes it out to be, more than likely his doctor told him no heavy lifting for a week or two, but pig boy decided to run with it and make it a bigger deal that what it was.

that's pretty much it
remember when he had a cold and he made it out as some horrible fight for life as he was blinking in and out of consciousnesses and he """""""""""""literally"""""""""""""" couldn't breath for 15 minutes

 

[Comma]

Anther day of organic support

56% of the total of $252 tips yesterday came from two sad individuals and 81% was coughed up by just four poor souls.

Especially the past three days one or two people have been whaling hardcore.

 

[BallBuster II]

56% of the total of $252 tips yesterday came from two sad individuals and 81% was coughed up by just four poor souls.

Especially the past three days one or two people have been whaling hardcore.

Tax returns me thinks. I'll assume next month is going to be rough one for some of the whales.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

that's pretty much it
remember when he had a cold and he made it out as some horrible fight for life as he was blinking in and out of consciousnesses and he """""""""""""literally"""""""""""""" couldn't breath for 15 minutes

Remember when he got a literal papercut and not only told us about it but took a photo and uploaded it to instagram?

 

[Corpun]

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You cannot convince me that he doesn't have some kind of problem with his mouth.
This droop has been exceptionally bad the last two days. It use to just really show when he did his clown face, but it seems to be consistently visible now.

I know I'm ninja'd but PoP pointed it out with his face touches and it is really making some sense now if his molars are in pain.

I'm certain that he gives a whole mini-prestream to whatever poor customer service agent Karen Burnell connects to.

I am as well. Remember when he bitched about that customer service rep wiring him to someone else. No way he wasn't rambling about EVO or some shit and that poor soul wanted to off themselves.

When was the last time DSP has seen a dentist (that we know of)?

Given the fact he only showers a few times a week, has never gone to the eye doctor even though HE IS FUCKING LEGALLY BLIND, and rarely brushes his teeth, probably fucking never.

Remember when he got a literal papercut and not only told us about it but took a photo and uploaded it to instagram?

Remember when he acted like he was poor and had to turn off heating in the winter and whined about bringing out the really thin long sleeve shirts to stay warm?