Mario Bros. Set to Jump to Big Screen in Movie Deal with Universal’s Illumination - Paging Movie Bob, Paging Movie Bob...

[SlipNHonkMach2]

And the teens that watched Youtube Poops featuring Hotel Mario and clips Super Mario World cartoon withl Mama Luigi?

Many of those infamous poops are now officially older than actual teens who are 15-16 years old. I was 17 when I started watching poops in late 2006.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Next movie can be about Bowser escaping and starting a chain of hotels. Sonic and Dr. Robotnik visit one, but their relaxing happinas is interupted by Link and a guy on a magic carpet trying to stop a racist rabbit.

 

[Archeops]

Peaches made it to Billboard’s Hot 100 chart, it’s currently at 83rd.

 

[TVB]

Many of those infamous poops are now officially older than actual teens who are 15-16 years old. I was 17 when I started watching poops in late 2006.

In the second movie, they need to do some Hotel Mario and Mama Luigi references (and possibly gangsta Mario?).

 

[Shamino]

Surprised it took this long for trannies to start complaining about the Kamek drag. Boycotting Harry Potter didn't work out, maybe they should try boycotting Mario. I'm sure the world will immediately stop supporting the movie.

Box office almost 700M$, when me and family went to the local cinema, almost every damn ticket was booked on all shows available.
Havent seen this kind of reception since Avengers.

 

[Oats12345]

Box office almost 700M$, when me and family went to the local cinema, almost every damn ticket was booked on all shows available.
Havent seen this kind of reception since Avengers.

Would this be qualified as a sleeper hit?

 

[TVB]

Box office almost 700M$, when me and family went to the local cinema, almost every damn ticket was booked on all shows available.
Havent seen this kind of reception since Avengers.

Based Mariochads

>fuck Resident Evil
>fuck Tomb Raider
>fuck Last of Us
>fuck Uncharted
>fuck Pokemon
>fuck niggers
>fuck trannies
>fuck jannies

Mariochads keeps winning

 

[Shamino]

Cant wait to get back to the timeline where troons in mainstream media are running gags again rather than corpo sacred victims.

 

[TVB]

Cant wait to get back to the timeline where troons in mainstream media are running gags again rather than corpo sacred victims.

Yep, both the 90s and 2000s are coming back. I don't know when, but given what we're witnessing here, we could see a resurgence.

 

[Shamino]

I also liked Peach, despite imo being portrayed too competent at everything (hollywood studio just cant help it not tick off this one from the list of modern writing must-haves), remains as support cast and Mario eventually outperforms her as the stubborn nimble manlet he always been.
I hope this contribute to simmer down the trend of ludicrously enmasculating girlbosses on mainstream media.

 

[TVB]

On a related note

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Yep, both the 90s and 2000s are coming back. I don't know when, but given what we're witnessing here, we could see a resurgence.

They should come back for real as in it better be 1998 tomorrow not seem like it or repeat of it or spiritual successor shit.

 

[verymuchawful]

Is Peach being a girlboss even subversive at this point? Making female characters girlbosses is so common now. Like it's not brave or new. Its just a typical western media trope now. God forbid a woman acts like an actual person. They all have to be hopped up on immaculate levels of self esteem and confidence to a point they have no apparent flaws or vulnerabilities.

 

[TVB]

They should come back for real as in it better be 1998 tomorrow not seem like it or repeat of it or spiritual successor shit.

Hoping for a 2002-07 like comeback, if anything.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Is Peach being a girlboss even subversive at this point? Making female characters girlbosses is so common now. Like it's not brave or new. Its just a typical western media trope now. God forbid a woman acts like an actual person. They all have to be hopped up on immaculate levels of self esteem and confidence to a point they have no apparent flaws or vulnerabilities.

I remember people pointing that out about the Emoji movie, when the blue haired girl turns out to be a princess or something. Some people were saying that it's been so long since the mainstream has used traditional princesses that the target audience won't understand the joke.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don’t think every video game movie needs to follow this exact formula, but I think it does show you can make a game adaptation for the fans and still have a successful film. Obviously not as successful because it’s Mario, but hopefully this will encourage less changes in game adaptations.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Literally none of this has anything to do with what I said.

Bitch, you're the one who claimed that Miyamoto hates Paper Mario, I give you proof he doesn't, then you claim I wanted Paper Mario in the movie? Fucking hell, what is with macho men and not being able to read?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

but hopefully this will encourage less changes in game adaptations.

I'll believe it when I see it. If the rumors are true regarding Miyamoto hovering over Illumination's shoulders, then the message isn't so much "hollywood studios should learn from Mario's example" (because let's be real, they WON'T), it's more that owners of said intellectual properties should be more strict with their IPs as to not let hollywood studios run free and turn their gold into shit.

I guarentee you some exec or focus group member is fucking seething right now because they were told "NO!" in regards to not going full feminist/communist/woke/etc... and if there's one thing history has told us, they NEVER like it when someone tells them "no".

 

[verissimus]

Is Peach being a girlboss even subversive at this point? Making female characters girlbosses is so common now. Like it's not brave or new. Its just a typical western media trope now. God forbid a woman acts like an actual person. They all have to be hopped up on immaculate levels of self esteem and confidence to a point they have no apparent flaws or vulnerabilities.

Nothing can be subversive if it's commonplace.

Would this be qualified as a sleeper hit?

I'd say so, and that's just for the movie. Forget if it helps improve Nintendo sales as well.

 

[TVB]

I don’t think every video game movie needs to follow this exact formula, but I think it does show you can make a game adaptation for the fans and still have a successful film. Obviously not as successful because it’s Mario, but hopefully this will encourage less changes in game adaptations.

And neither Resident Evil, Tomb Raider nor Doom could ever do the same, but are still defended by consoomers all because of the respective names.