Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

This is giving me nostalgic vibes to Shame’s first confrontation with ONA. “You don’t know how fucked you really are. It’s beautiful.”

The beauty of watching him complain in the future about how his disability was cancelled because he didn't DFE his online activity showing he could work an on-line in home data entry job will be beyond words.

His picking fights is gonna lead to someone (or a group) going after his disability status.
 
The beauty of watching him complain in the future about how his disability was cancelled because he didn't DFE his online activity showing he could work an on-line in home data entry job will be beyond words.

His picking fights is gonna lead to someone (or a group) going after his disability status.
It’s amazing that he has no guilt about not working a job, seeing as he could so easily get one. He’s so undeserving of his disability-funded lifestyle. That’s why I’ll never feel bad alogging this fucker. He shits on conservatives all day while literally mooching off their hard earned money, and that of his neighbors.

Why can’t Shame get a job?
EDIT: Shane’s responding to a post I deleted because I misread something Spunt wrote.

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Retard, the whole fucking point isn’t whether or not you knew they were a troll. It’s that the information you shared just made you look retarded either way.

And yes, you’re doing the thing where you show how not big mad you are, by showing your wife and you saying you’re not mad. I don’t give a fuck, LMFAO. You already did this before, get a new bit.

Also you literally showed you and your wife snorting like pigs, with pigs. I’m gonna be a gentleman with her, but you are fucking fat sir. So why would you use this BitMoji? Why one specifically with pigs?
 
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Shame is Big Mad and fighting with an ona forum user

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Shame, you may not know it, but Boomia is the ona guy who baked a special cake for Fat Tomlinson and sing happy birthday to him with his wife and kids.


May 19th is only a month and a day away. Maybe if you're nicer, they'll bake you a cake too?

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Better off watching See No Evil than be nice to this fat fucker.
 
You're going to ruin your life orbiting those two con artists, Shane.
What life?

At this point, it’s obvious he must just enjoy being mad all the time.
It's a common online trait that shows just how susceptible they are to being manipulated. It's clear that anger is profitable online - it drives clicks and attention. So someone like Shane is not only dutifully letting his anger control him, but even enjoys it, because he gets to direct his anger outwards at all the alt-right Nazis he's been told he can hate freely.

@Spunt's thoughtful post about Shane is, I think, accurate but subconscious. Shane is dumb, and operates on a stimulus-response level. He has negative self-awareness, so doesn't even understand what we find so funny about him and his posturing. Now, dumb people can still pick up on concepts and information, but they generally can't properly comprehend them or apply that knowledge outside the context they learned it. 'Projection!', Shane smugly declares, unable to think how it applies to his actions far more than any of his 'opponents'.

That might be a lot of words to say Shane is a moronic ragepig, but I think it's interesting to dig into just how simple a person he is. Not just intellectually, but also in his complete lack of depth. There's nothing there - just someone who thinks lying about yourself and telling people to fuck off on the internet makes him big and tough. He doesn't understand why, he just knows it does, so that's all he does. Like a coomer (which he undoubtedly is), he only cares about doing what satisfies him in the now.

Stimulus, response. Shane, why don't you try and think?
 
It's his ugly gunty girlfriend (wife?) . That bitmoji of her looks pregnant.

Hmm, how do you figure? I haven't seen any reference to his girlfriend or ex-wife, though he has texted about us to his ex wife before and posted it... Her name in the phone was just a letter IIRC.
It seems to me like the subject is ona texting them, and he's grouped with Patrick and Jackie who are also being texted by ona.
I know Shane has a big problem with pronouns. This could be cleared up if he quoted things in his post..

I'm not sure, but either way it shows he still goes by "Daddy Cum Cannon" in private. Which is horrifying in and of itself.
 
How the fuck am I supposed to get my taxes done last minute if this retard keeps posting gems like this.

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Shame is pulling the Secret Service card again. My fucking sides dude. I thought being made fun of for this schtick by thousands of people would have made him too embarassed. Clearly I underestimate his lack of Shame - appropriate.

Also, by Shame’s logic - he also knows about DFE, because he’s been lurking the Farms and ONA constantly.

Doesn’t that mean, by his stated reasoning, he would also be a doxer, pedo, and swatter? Really makes ya think.

EDIT: More squealing.
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LMFAO. The “Evidence”. Prepare for charges of Felony Name-Calling and Felony Archiving of Public Statements. Shame, can you name the evidence, and the crime?

Also Shame, we need an update on how you hacked ONA Forums. What information did you sent to Law Enforcement? If you don’t respond, you lied about the hack.
I love this thread BTW. LMFAO.
 
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Hmm, how do you figure? I haven't seen any reference to his girlfriend or ex-wife, though he has texted about us to his ex wife before and posted it... Her name in the phone was just a letter IIRC.
It seems to me like the subject is ona texting them, and he's grouped with Patrick and Jackie who are also being texted by ona.
I know Shane has a big problem with pronouns. This could be cleared up if he quoted things in his post..

I'm not sure, but either way it shows he still goes by "Daddy Cum Cannon" in private. Which is horrifying in and of itself.
I went by the bitmoji of her & it appears he is commiserating with one person. It could be anyone, really. Just a wild guess.
 
I”m now bizarrely talking to Shame’s forever-girlfriend through a thousand proxies.

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This message is for Shame’s hard-working, bread winning Forever-girlfriend. Let’s be honest, you’ll change your mind once you get a Taste of that sweet Worm-lovin’. You’ll never go back to Ol’ Shrimp-Dick Shame after that.

But let’s be real. Honey, you can do better. Shame hasn’t seen his penis in years and he just sits around the house all day, stinking of cheese and claiming to be a super-hacker to strangers, while you go out and work hard to pay for his Mountain Dew and Cheetos.

I theorized you’re a teacher. Is that correct? Girl, I know you can do better. Leave the dim-witted dead weight, he’s a retard bum. I’m rooting for you.

~ Worm

Also, an evil troll has some cruel words for Shame in reply to his Tweet.
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Brutal. Also, I drew the picture this guy is using for his PFP. LMFAO.
 
So Shane's GF calls him 'Daddy Cum Cannon', and he calls her 'Daddy's Slut'? And they both look like this?

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Fucking nauseating.

Also, hi Shane! As the OP of this thread I'll admit that I've really neglected it after it got moved and featured. I'm glad that alleged pedophile Jackie Singh has brought you back into the OnASphere again. I'm sure her PG thread will be moved soon enough, then you can both enjoy reacting to your threads together.
 
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Shame, I’m not sure this is owning me. She thinks I’m funny and she can banter. “Worms in my pussy”, that’s a good one. Also, I love cheese but I don’t like obese man-children who smell like it when they raise their arms.

Shame, you’re too autistic and bad at reading social cues to know when a girl is getting into another guy. This woman knows she can do better, I can tell. You better get your ass to the employment line and prove you’re worth that Queen’s time, ya fawkin bum.
 

I think I finally get it.
Shame has been shy and conservative for the past few weeks because of the attention. He's made no attempt to correcT the record on any of his prior employment claims -- decades of Microsoft / Secret Service work, years working as a therapist consoling beaten police wives, Fable 2 lead developer.. He had no evidence to counter anything, his lies were being exposed..

Somebody else mentioned pathological liars, how they believe their own lines, and I've been thinking about that ever since... The way he talks to other people, claiming rank, empty insults, and then declaring the conversation over (+blocking) because it's all beneath a person of his grade.
Shane has really weaved himself an entire delusional existence that he really is all these things. In his mind, he IS a master hacker who advised Bill Gates. He IS a core contributor to Fable 2. He IS the master anti-hacker who single-handidly brought down Cosmo Tha God, and protected the president from international terrorists on XBox Live.

He was high as hell on these delusions of grandeur when he found Fatrick and the ona guys.
In his mind he was going to break them simply by flexing his resume and power, they would have to cower beneath him, just like every random person on twitter prior (in reality they weren't scared, they were just ignoring him).
Then ona decided to fight back and actually engage and make fun of him on their own platform, which he couldn't block. The task was passed to the archivers of Kiwi Farms for the extended release edition of The Shane Nokes Story, and he simply collapsed.
He reached out to his ex wife to complain about it, all these evil trolls are attacking him but he's NOT MAD THO 🤣 . I believe she responded with just a tired "Oh..." but I'm too lazy to dig up the screenshot from earlier in this thread.

Then it really hit: some rando christian conservative he was "owning" decided to search his name, and found this thread... He posted it to Shane, and Shame knew the jig was up. His world was shattered.

So he went on this "I'm just an ordinary nice guy" stint, posting happy pictures of him going shopping, visiting pumpkin patches, showing off his weight loss progress, his collection of Star Trek autographs. All to prove us wrong and make us think we were wrong in our initial analysis on him (which started based off his claims of hacking the ona forums). Very wholesome, but not the real Shane Nokes.

Then, that bitch came into his life.... Jackie. Finding instant comradery with a fellow paedophile (have you read her thread, Shane?) the old schizophrenic delusions started refilling his head. Renewed with confidence, he begins assblasting a dying cancer-riddled old man with half a foot.
This guy eventually got tired of Shane's bullshit and stopped replying, but Shane doesn't see it that way.. he sees it as a victory.

Even the slimmest ({read: zero chance) of being able to bring down the kiwi farms by partnering with this superhacker (read: total fraud who can't even access an sql database, and has never written working code in her life) is enough for Shane to drop everything and go 2000% towards that goal.
Instead of getting a job, working on himself, asking for help on returning to the industry, his new drive becomes shutting down all those voices who might tell the truth about Shane Nokes. That he isn't a big name hacker, that he isn't a super genius, that he isn't a coveted sex god. He's just a sad, lonely, fat man who has wasted his entire life playing XBOX and drinking mountain dew, with nothing to show for it.
Reality doesn't hurt when you don't look at it, and this pathological schizo is willing to throw down every chip and darwin award quip he has for the slim chance that he can regain that delusion, that stolen honor.
 
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Shane, I’m going to give you some actual advice as a man, on how to treat a woman in a serious relationship.

If people on the Internet are shitting on you and drawing insulting cartoons of you…..you don’t request them to draw your girlfriend ugly too. What the fuck?

This is just like when you saw her gunt being made fun of and literally never defended her, then said she was “overweight” to a bunch of trolls.

This is that autism and lack of experience with women I can sense here, homie. You should take my advice on this one. Things like this may have been why your ex-wife divorced you.

However, I’d like her opinion. Which one of these drawing of you is her favorite, and how accurate are they on a scale of 1-10.

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Make sure to update me with her votes, and stop asking strangers to make insulting pictures of her. Get that woman some flowers.

Also,, you’re all welcome for the content. LMFAO.
 
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