Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[AutoClownMaker]

How the fuck am I supposed to get my taxes done last minute if this retard keeps posting gems like this.

File an extension then work on the paperwork.

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LMFAO. The “Evidence”. Prepare for charges of Felony Name-Calling and Felony Archiving of Public Statements. Shame, can you name the evidence, and the crime?

Shame you *ARE* worried about someone coming and upsetting your disability scam aren't you.

Is this because you are so unpleasant to work with you can't actually hold a job so your present setup is the best you've ever had?

Is your "special relationship" with the SS, FBI, CIA, BBC, B.B. King, Doris Day, and Matt Busby is they have you set on ignore? Because that's the way others dig it when it comes to the pulling a Nokes as you do Shame.

Most states have laws about medical fraud. That fraud can extend to others if you have people living with you who should not as their income becomes part of a combined household. The longer you go without DFE your online life and then logging off the easier it will be to prove fraud. Do you really think the daddy cum cannon dumpster won't roll over on you if the choice is her or you facing charges? In filling out your various forms did you keep track of which ones had penalty of perjury? Because that becomes a crime. Do you have contradictory statements on forms? If so now the DA doesn't have to work real hard for you to get dragged to the gaol.

The a-loggers havn't looked at Big daddy cum cannon and his cum dumpster AKA your Dad and Mum. If they leave you anything of value because you've been on the dole the medicaid people have a power called clawback. So that inheritance - right in the pocket of the state.

If you don't go and DFE the elected officials you've taken online pot-shots at would be more than willing to use *YOUR* existence along with people associated with you like your cum cannon dumpster and the medical staff who's signed off on your inability to work as examples of how the system of disability needs to be scrapped to save the federal government money.

And after catching up on the thread Shame is going after people's youtube channels. Messing with others money and entertainment means even more people who can decide to inform officials of the crimes of Shame committed by Daddy Cum Cannon.


So keep posting, leave your past posts online, and keep picking fights online. Perhaps the popcorn I'll be eating will be made by your employer and posting your pic with the nametag serving the popcorn will make a nice addition to the 400th page of this thread. Perhaps with video and audio of asking you why you didn't DFE and log off.

 

[Meriasek]

I get early chris-chan vibes from him.
Chris has made lots of money from donations, selling artwork, limited edition sonichus, etc.

I wonder if Shane could leverage the fame we are giving him to maybe start drawing and publishing his babies-in-blenders webcomics "from the early 2010s?" Do you think it would catch on like Sonichu?

Shane, will you let me be your manager/agent? Every celebrity needs an agent. I can negotiate big things for you.
Don't let this opportunity slip.

The whole "baby in blender" shtick isn't even original, it's part of the well known "It's awwwright" meme from the early 2000s. Shane is recycling ED here. He really is a blast from the past. What's next, Shane? A cat is fine, too?

 

[A Sunset]

Hey Shame, I had to go to bed to get up for work. I guess you didn’t have that problem because you were up oinking on Twitter until like 3 hours ago, tweeting at me, tattling to YouTube about people that hurt your feelings and having a manic breakdown.


Let’s be real, how do I even know this is your girlfriend? This could be you just texting to yourself on two different accounts. Not even joking, you’ve lied about less. I’ll need video proof of the art request directly from her if it’s going to happen, with you both in frame.

And let’s be honest - if it is her, you probably just threatened her with violence. You seem like you have rage issues. I bet you threatened that if she didn’t rate my drawing, you’d “backhand her with the ring hand this time, bitch”. You obviously don‘t respect her using her like bait for your trolls, so what’s a little tickle on the cheek when she gets out of line.


You really got mad when I gave you relationship advice, you should have listened. Also, you didn’t deny having a shrimpdick. It’s tough.

Shame, you have a micropeen bro. Shrimp Dick. Itty-Bitty Willy. You give off that small-dick energy, and your morbid obesity swallows up what little there is in lard.

Also, I don’t know if you knew, but I’m not actually a worm. That’s just a picture on the Internet. I’m actually a human. Does Shame understand? Oink once for yes, twice for no.

Shane's posting videos of himself masturbating shirtless.

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Is this real life? LOL. Shame, this is what you’re choosing to do instead of getting a job. Also nice bowling ball gut with stretch marks, stupid.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Chris has made lots of money from donations, selling artwork, limited edition sonichus, etc.

That's the thing. Chris produced something. It wasn't very good but it was still "art." What does Shane produce other than excessive amounts of co2 from walking up a short flight of stairs? I guess you could give him $5 and he could tweet about you getting a knock at the door that will never come.

He could do a vlog but he might be one of the most boring people alive. Outside of responding to sour strawberries and brothermen, what does he do all day? Just pick fights with randos who didn't like the newest shiteration of Star Trek and play Halo. My point being Shane produces nothing of value besides self humiliation.

 

[McMitch]

Shane, you clapbacks would be a lot more impressive if you weren’t doing so indirectly through twitter. You’ll still be a pathetic sponge, but you wouldn’t be a pathetic cowardly sponge.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hey Shame, I had to go to bed to get up for work. I guess you didn’t have that problem because you were up oinking on Twitter until like 3 hours ago, tweeting at me, tattling to YouTube about people that hurt your feelings and having a manic breakdown.

I've been up for 34 hours so far as I've had various jobs to do and all that time he's been on Twitter. Must be nice to fake disabilities so you can be online all of the time.

Is this real life? LOL. Shame, this is what you’re choosing to do instead of getting a job. Also nice bowling ball gut with stretch marks, stupid.

No, and the forum has rules about AI generated content. You're supposed to post that it is.

 

[A Sunset]

So keep posting, leave your past posts online, and keep picking fights online. Perhaps the popcorn I'll be eating will be made by your employer and posting your pic with the nametag serving the popcorn will make a nice addition to the 400th page of this thread. Perhaps with video and audio of asking you why you didn't DFE and log off.

Shame has replied.

You know, I think that advice was a little too good for Shame. Honestly, my personal evaluation is that he should stay online and keep tweeting the way he is now.

Also, I updated his selfies to be as if he smiled like a normal person.


Shame, you realize if you get a job you might get dental insurance, right? You can get that meth-mouth worked on, and then no more ShameSmiles! Your girlfriend would thank God if you did that - even though she’d never say it, because she’d fear another beating at your hands.


Also, I like how he just had a shitload of empty Mountain Dew cans already available to use in this eyerape mental breakdown he posted. Maybe that gut wouldn’t be almost touching the camera here if Shame laid off the Mountain Dew.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

It's nice of her to admit she is a shut-in incel. It makes sense to me with the face she is carrying around.

 

[Black Cat2]

Shane Nokes on Twitter: "Oh Worm... I was so "fooled" that I literall…

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Shane posted a screenshot of a groupchat he is in.

Shane.....
SHANE......
SHANE!!!

I NEED you to tell me who in this group you named "Daddy's Slut"
IS IT PATRICK OR JACKIE?!?!?

Shane, I NEED to know!

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If you need to post screenshots of you talking to your friends to prove to people, then you don't have friends, Shame. This is peak copium. You couldn't even find a different person to talk to. Literally no friends, lmao. Your wife must be real pathetic too if you meet her bar.

If you have so many friends, why do literally none of your tweets have any reactions or replies? Not even your hog bothers to support you on Twitter. Lmao.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Ladies and Gentlemen….we got him.


This is giving me nostalgic vibes to Shame’s first confrontation with ONA. “You don’t know how fucked you really are. It’s beautiful.”

This faggot who's been on teh intarwebs since the early 2000's doesn't recognize that classic "hacking" bit as comedy? Fuck this guy is an idiot. I'm betting he saw the movie "Hackers" as a young lad and thought everything that went on in it was real and saw himself as a cool badass that fought against the system.

Shame? Did you ever say "Hack the Planet!" during your covert days as a Microsoft 1337 h4x0r when you were helping the NSA take down people for abusing their X-Box accounts? You seem like the type.

It's his ugly gunty girlfriend (wife?) . That bitmoji of her looks pregnant.

I was going to say she looked fat but reality is she's much fatter. Just like how he showed himself as being slim but in reality he's a big old fatty.

There's literally no way that Shane has a GF with or without a gunt. It's impossible and I do not believe it.

It's possible he found somebody more pathetic than he is.

Granted she'd need to be pretty low on the dating scale and desperate as fuck to want to be anywhere near him.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

And Uber Eats. Is he delivering food as a side job? Or is he just that hongry all the time?

Sorry to double post. Top left of the left image is a DoorDash icon. This unemployed layabout on disability can't even be bothered to pick up his own. Incredible self own Shame !

Shame doesn't drive because of his "neuromuscular" issues. So has to have food delivered. That is how sad, pathetic, and fat he is.

Was the fever dream of Shane marching up steps for Boomia captured? It’s archived here.

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The video is worth a watch.

Holy shit! His resting heart rate is almost 100 and his heart rate had to accelerate more than 40 beats per minute for him to walk a few steps, go down, and then up a flight of stairs?

That is incredible! First, one's resting heart rate is a general indicator of ones base level of cardiopulmonary physical fitness because ones resting heart rate is directly related to cardiopulmonary efficiency. People that have very fit cardiopulmonary systems can have a heart rate so low that they would be considered to have bradycardia for a normal person (with bradycardia being a low heart rate). The reason for this is that their cardiopulmonary system is so efficient from constant, intense exercise that their heart doesn't have to beat many times per minute to meet their oxygenation and circulatory requirements. Even a person of average fitness typically has a heart rate of 60-80 beats per minute and no more. His base heart rate is so high it is just about stage one sinus tachycardia (with tachycardia being an inappropriately fast heart rate at rest or for a given rate of exertion) which means his baseline cardiopulmonary fitness is basically 100% shit. His heart rate is essentially tachycardic because his cardiac efficiency is crap and his heart rate is higher than what is typical for an average white male who is 40 years old because he has to provide support for all the visceral fat packed around his organs. A higher base heart rate, at or approaching tachycardia, is not uncommon for people who are obese and have the cardiopulmonary efficiency of a slab of brisket.

Further, the change in heart rate as a function of physical activity is directly proportional to cardiac and overall fitness. His change in heart rate for that much physical activity is what would typically be expected for someone that has been running full out for a few minutes. He achieved this going up and down one set of stairs. Generally, if one has at least a minimal level of fitness, they shouldn't see a change in heart rate from going up and down a flight of stairs of more than a few beats per minute, with someone who is of average to better fitness seeing hardly any change in heart rate. This is a good demonstration that Shame has the fitness of a solid block of lard.

The irony is succulent. He did this to demonstrate he doesn't get winded going up a flight of stairs, and all he did was manage to prove he has the cardiovascular fitness of a shambling ton of shit that is half dead both physically and mentally.

This is the type of milk that sustains life on Kiwi Farms.

It's a bannable offense to post AI content without marking it btw.

Are we so sure it is AI content?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This faggot who's been on teh intarwebs since the early 2000's doesn't recognize that classic "hacking" bit as comedy? Fuck this guy is an idiot. I'm betting he saw the movie "Hackers" as a young lad and thought everything that went on in it was real and saw himself as a cool badass that fought against the system.

Shame? Did you ever say "Hack the Planet!" during your covert days as a Microsoft 1337 h4x0r when you were helping the NSA take down people for abusing their X-Box accounts? You seem like the type.


I was going to say she looked fat but reality is she's much fatter. Just like how he showed himself as being slim but in reality he's a big old fatty.


It's possible he found somebody more pathetic than he is.

Granted she'd need to be pretty low on the dating scale and desperate as fuck to want to be anywhere near him.

What a dumb fuck. How can you be so new to the internet yet using it for over two decades?

I'm old enough to remember osuny.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Naw Shame filled nokes, I ain't mad. How's your rage doing Shame? Don't stroke out before DFE.

But my posts hit a nerve or fill you with Shame? Wait 'till you figure out how the fraud VS the state is stacked against state workers. Such that being a party to fraud can lead to dismissal. Good thing the lit'l woman is reading this thread. Be even better if she's sharing with her co-workers.

So if the Nokes paperwork says he's single but the reality shows you are living with a state worker that state worker can lose their job.

You got a clean nose with your paperwork all in order? Most fraudsters fail to have paperwork match once anyone starts comparing sources/documentation. Quite common fraud is misrepresenting household income.

Nokes keeps speaking about a noose - there is one and the noose of fraud against the public purse is getting more snug about the Nokes neck. Normally people into auto-erotic asphyxiation do it differently than posting material to the public internet but if that's your kink, you do you Nokes.

 

[Black Cat2]

Shame doesn't drive because of his "neuromuscular" issues. So has to have food delivered. That is how sad, pathetic, and fat he is.

It's amazing that in this post COVID world, where remote work jobs are aplenty and it's easier than any point in history to work as a disabled person, we have Shane who complains about being unable to work any job despite spending all his waking hours on Twitter and obsessively replying to every comment made about him on another forum.

Shane, there is literally nothing stopping you from learning a new skill to turn into a job. You'd think with all those connections at Microsoft, he'd be able to learn some basic code and do basic freelance coding projects with all the free time he has. Maybe he'd even become an actual leet hacker.

Literally the only enviable thing about Shane is the amount of free time he has, that he absolutely wastes. Maybe he's just accepted that he's going to die of obesity in a few years anyway so there's literally no time to improve his life.

 

[A Sunset]

The irony is succulent. He did this to demonstrate he doesn't get winded going up a flight of stairs, and all he did was manage to prove he has the cardiovascular fitness of a shambling ton of shit that is half dead both physically and mentally.

This is the type of milk that sustains life on Kiwi Farms.

I like how Shame has time to prove that he’s totally not fat and take a video of him walking up the stairs for fucking troll Boomia at 4AM, but not enough time to look for a job.

Shane, explain why if you’re able to walk, you’re mentally ”healthy” enough to communicate, and you have time to spend all day on Twitter you can’t get a job.

It's amazing that in this post COVID world, where remote work jobs are aplenty and it's easier than any point in history to work as a disabled person, we have Shane who complains about being unable to work any job despite spending all his waking hours on Twitter and obsessively replying to every comment made
about him on another forum.

He’s a fucking parasitic fraud. Shame gobbles up his fake disability bux because he doesn’t want to work a job and do his fair share. Simulatenously tweeting to conservatives all day about how they’re not sharing their wealth enough, while leeching their income to pay for his Mountain Dew and Star Trek DVDs.

Why can’t Shame Porkins get a job?

And

Where is the update on Shame’s hack of ONA Forums, and the evidence sent to Law Enforcement?​

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The irony is succulent. He did this to demonstrate he doesn't get winded going up a flight of stairs, and all he did was manage to prove he has the cardiovascular fitness of a shambling ton of shit that is half dead both physically and mentally.

But that's not the number he was focusing on.

My real question is why did he have one of those things in the first place? They're not common and usually given to people with breathing issues. So what's he doing with it? I know he tried to show us up by showing how oxygenated his blood was but only proved he's a lazy sack of shit who's heart starts beating too fast when taking a couple stairs.

It's amazing that in this post COVID world, where remote work jobs are aplenty and it's easier than any point in history to work as a disabled person, we have Shane who complains about being unable to work any job despite spending all his waking hours on Twitter and obsessively replying to every comment made about him on another forum.

Shane, there is literally nothing stopping you from learning a new skill to turn into a job. You'd think with all those connections at Microsoft, he'd be able to learn some basic code and do basic freelance coding projects with all the free time he has. Maybe he'd even become an actual leet hacker.

Literally the only enviable thing about Shane is the amount of free time he has, that he absolutely wastes. Maybe he's just accepted that he's going to die of obesity in a few years anyway so there's literally no time to improve his life.

All those jobs are beneath him and his huge braining ways. It would be an insult to ask him to do some basic coding when he already built Windows all by himself in one night and then his good buddy Bill Gates stole it from him when his back was turned. Then kicked him out and hit him with a lawsuit saying that if he ever told anybody he was the real brains behind Windows then the cyber police would arrest him and he'd be thrown into internet jail where consequences would never be the same.

But seriously if he's as gifted as he makes himself out to be he should already have been doing this. He'd make a hell of a lot more money if he did and be able to afford a real place instead of a homeless shelter with all the other crackheads.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

@Falcon Sebben Can't quote reply for some reason.

Not sure you are correct about the blood oxygen device. My garmin has it built in and it's not a particularly fancy model. I couldn't see the device clearly, but Shane might have a garmin.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Shane Eileen Nokes: Remember the first rule of holes. When you find yourself in one, stop digging.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"She asked for it" is a phrase used by a very particular subset of women lovers. I don't know if an autist like Shame wants to throw that around.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

In all seriousness, I would be very hurt if Mr. Bucket exposed me to ridicule online, and then repeated to me what was said so that I could validate and sooth him by “laughing” about it. It isn’t very manly, is it, to go reassurance-seeking from women that way. Of course, Mr. Bucket is an adult with a shred of sense, so this has never come up.