Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[GigantorUnitron]

So whats this about transexuals disliking Dylan? That sounds interesting.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

All this talk makes me thirsty for a Coors Light.

 

[Call Me Mellow Yellow]

So whats this about transexuals disliking Dylan? That sounds interesting.

A lot of them are against child transitioning which is Dylan advocated for at the White House

 

[FatalTater]

The biggest problems I have with Dylan is the tampon thing (like seriously MtFs who play with those set off danger sirens in my head) and the "girlhood" stuff, since Dylan is a grown-ass ADULT.

When I was in Walmart the other day there was plenty of Bud Light on the shelf. Also lots of other beer as it looked like they had just restocked that part of the store. Not a good indicator of anything, I guess.

 

[Heed Not]

.A big thing with Max is his approach to everything is the opposite of Dylan's - he's obviously gay, but besides mentioning his husband in passing (just like a straight person would) I don't think he ever really talks about LGBT stuff.

I recall him mentioning theater in some videos, but I missed him mentioning his husband. I just assumed he was Californian instead of gay

 

[Dr. Butt]

Drink decent single malt, quality Irish or good bourbon.

Whisky or whiskey are the manliest of all drinks.

And the neckbeard is nature's storage pouch for whisky stones.

 

[FinnSven]

And the neckbeard is nature's storage pouch for whisky stones.

I actually had to look those up.

I can honestly say I have never used them. They look and sound just like a con.

A couple of drops of water is all you need for a single malt, and maybe topped up with soda water for an irish on a hot day.

I might have a beard, but my neck is freshly shaven each day!

Also, Dylan is a bad mockery of women. A single drop of whisky would kill him.

 

[AssignedEva]

I recall him mentioning theater in some videos, but I missed him mentioning his husband. I just assumed he was Californian instead of gay

Yeah you hear him talk about "Jose" sometimes:

and I think he did an episode on something to do with Mexican/Central American food history where he mentioned about his husband's family but he talks about his spouse about as much as any other normal person would. Dylan meanwhile spammed photos of the gay guy "date" the management company clearly paired him up with for the red carpet event and never shuts up about trying to get his "first kiss as a girl", which is another example of sensible normal person vs dysfunctional mess.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Max actually gives something of value to society and, I don't use this phrase often, makes cozy videos that I genuinely enjoy. Plus he's not a skin walker.

Dylan contributes nothing to society, disgusts trans people, "allies" and the regular people who normally don't care about this part of the culture war. Dylan is vacuous, a black hole of a person who consumes energy and resources and puts out nothing but darkness. I do not hate this man, but I am repulsed and disgusted in ways that I still do not understand.

I cannot hate a person that truly doesn't exist. You can shake xis hand,look into xheir lifeless eyes,perhaps see that your lifestyle is wildly different from xer's but there is nothing there. Simply but a mask. Ready to slip.

Yeah you hear him talk about "Jose" sometimes:
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and I think he did an episode on something to do with Mexican/Central American food history where he mentioned about his husband's family but he talks about his spouse about as much as any other normal person would. Dylan meanwhile spammed photos of the gay guy "date" the management company clearly paired him up with for the red carpet event and never shuts up about trying to get his "first kiss as a girl", which is another example of sensible normal person vs dysfunctional mess.

If it wasn't for societal enablers and outside media Max would've probably taken a vow of celibacy and traveled the world helping others out. Dylan however was born and raised to be a jester for the gangster communist Frankenstein computer God, if there are no eyes on xim xhey die. Also good to point out whole Max does the whole Pokemon plushie thing he takes from a wide variety of culture and media to give a wholey unique and loving atmosphere,while Dylan binges and purges whatever popculture slop xe can find, especially Dislop.
The difference between the person who just happens to be a homosexual and the homosexual that just happens to be a person.

 

[AssignedEva]

If it wasn't for societal enablers and outside media Max would've probably taken a vow of celibacy and traveled the world helping others out. Dylan however was born and raised to be a jester for the gangster communist Frankenstein computer God, if there are no eyes on xim xhey die.
The difference between the person who just happens to be a homosexual and the homosexual that just happens to be a person

I mean you're talking about social conditioning either way, that scenario is merely a society based on Judeo-Christian orthodoxy that condemns homosexuality and it's surely better that Max has a chill life in a committed monogamous relationship making nice little cooking videos over (potentially) becoming a missionary but probably just a neurotic repressed mess.

Meanwhile Dylan probably had a go on whatever the gay/twink equivalent of the "cock carousel" is (or attempted to force himself to but was himself too neurotic to follow through). His performative false nature (which was probably encouraged, but I'm sure he cultivated in himself too) is too off-putting to have attracted anyone for anything other that his sexual capital as a twink and (presumably) he has never had a healthy, stable, loving and mutually respectful romantic relationship with anyone and then he hit the wall (but for twinks). This is apparently how that sort of mess develops in current year, whereas 15 years ago he'd probably have gotten into "meth chillouts" and 30 years ago I guess he'd probably have died of AIDS.

Slightly more back on topic:

One Of These Men Is 40 And The Other Is 26. Which One Is Which? The Answer May Surprise You

 

[oramge cat]

I've had no less than four people randomly bring this up in my workplace without prompting at different times, three customers and today a beer distributer that was told by other establishments on his route that this has definitely had an effect on their sales, I've noticed it myself from the lack of Bud coming in every delivery.

Its rare that I hear about a cow IRL after learning about them on the farms, this is only the third time I can recall. I guess Dylan's getting his wish of wider notoriety.

This actually came up at my work too and it was the first time I've ever heard a lolcow's name come out of a person's mouth IRL. Had to pretend I didn't know who it was already so they don't figure out I'm a massive sperg who posts here. "Dylan who? Never heard of him, oh my god he's disgusting what were they thinking? I guess he looks as much like a woman as Bud Light tastes like beer."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I cannot hate a person that truly doesn't exist. You can shake xis hand,look into xheir lifeless eyes,perhaps see that your lifestyle is wildly different from xer's but there is nothing there. Simply but a mask. Ready to slip.

I honestly have no idea what his true personality is. He’s so cultivated and managed. I guess he’s fairly shallow, but also fairly cynical. He reminds me of nothing more than one of those young gay men who’ve just come out and that’s their entire personality now.

He feels like the intermediate stage before some advertiser invents the AI influencer.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I was waiting for this company to complain about their customers and not their own internal employee's fucking things up
of course it's CNN to make the coverage.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/20/business/bud-light-threats/index.html

Meanwhile

Florida restaurant chain no longer serving Bud Light due to ‘Biblical faith’

Joe Penovich, the owner of Grills Restaurants, confirmed that the two decade-old establishment was no longer serving the popular beverage.

nypost.com

 

[urine_county]

Just a shitpost about Dylan's name in Cantonese:

Video link, won't let me embed

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Yeah you hear him talk about "Jose" sometimes:
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and I think he did an episode on something to do with Mexican/Central American food history where he mentioned about his husband's family but he talks about his spouse about as much as any other normal person would. Dylan meanwhile spammed photos of the gay guy "date" the management company clearly paired him up with for the red carpet event and never shuts up about trying to get his "first kiss as a girl", which is another example of sensible normal person vs dysfunctional mess.

It's called Tasting History for a reason you know. Blood in the chocolate.

 

[AssignedEva]

He feels like the intermediate stage before some advertiser invents the AI influencer.

That was already kind of a thing. Bella Hadid "made out" with "Miquela" a couple of years ago for a Calvin Klein ad

Miquela got cancelled for talking about how she got sexually assaulted in an Uber when she's obviously a fictional CGI creation, much like how a black one got cancelled for taking diversity hires away from black people because she was actually run by a white guy (and that's the other thing, these "AI" influencers were merely CGI artists and copywriters, not AI).

That said we're probably only a couple years (months?) off an AutoGPT integration that can run a series of social media platforms autonomously as an influencer. You're not going to get around that fake diversity issue right away, but if you're able to claim plausible deniability when VTuber technology catches up, you might well start seeing people like Dylan automated out completely (although the longer the goes without posting, the more I think he doesn't need automation to eliminate his lucrative career of shilling various brands - the management company may have settled on him being PR poison now...)

Anyway as a reminder, this letter was this time last month:

Literally incredible how different things are now, mediascape wise. As T.S. Elliott said, "April is the cruellest month..."

 

[JULAY]

He feels like the intermediate stage before some advertiser invents the AI influencer.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that ship sailed quite a while ago:

Miquela - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

EDIT: Fucking ninja'd by @AssignedEva

 

[Dr. Butt]

he is the skeleton in the closet.

Incredible.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I actually had to look those up.

I can honestly say I have never used them. They look and sound just like a con.

A couple of drops of water is all you need for a single malt, and maybe topped up with soda water for an irish on a hot day.

I might have a beard, but my neck is freshly shaven each day!

Also, Dylan is a bad mockery of women. A single drop of whisky would kill him.

Drink it straight and chase with water.

 

[RodgerDodger]

This actually came up at my work too and it was the first time I've ever heard a lolcow's name come out of a person's mouth IRL. Had to pretend I didn't know who it was already so they don't figure out I'm a massive sperg who posts here. "Dylan who? Never heard of him, oh my god he's disgusting what were they thinking? I guess he looks as much like a woman as Bud Light tastes like beer."

The weirdest thing for me was overhearing a lunchtime discussion at a local Pizza place, and hearing them refer to Dylan as a "fucking troon". Has "troon" managed to bleed out from here?