Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[LonesomeDud]

I forgot that his claimed carbs per meal were 75g.
That's terrifying.

Not for very long. He'll be dead in a decade.

He's going to be one of those diabetics where it takes his hands.

 

[A-Stump]

Not for very long. He'll be dead in a decade.

He's going to be one of those diabetics where it takes his hands.

Unsanitary conditions he lives in he gets even a simple cut that's too deep he'll get sepsis. Shit'll never heal

 

[LonesomeDud]

Unsanitary conditions he lives in he gets even a simple cut that's too deep he'll get sepsis. Shit'll never heal

I can live with the consequences of their choices.

 

[scumfuck]

I was bored and went through Polly's Amazon. Here's some new items that I don't believe have been posted. Apologies if some of these are old news.

First up are the only things that I think are for Joh. Happy birthday my guy.


An air compressor and an orbital jig saw.

Does he even have tools to use with the air compressor? If he does they're buried under the plywood in the garage. Wow he seems so heavily invested in his hobby lmao.

Next is a workbench and hooks for our little woodsmith's many tools he definitely owns!



You can put these with the rest of your garbage in the garage.

Next is a bizarre stool that I can only describe as what you would see in a doctor's office. I have no idea what Polly would use this for. I also doubt this $40 stool could support her weight. I suspect it's so she can cook (wait 5 mins for Jimmy Deans in the microwave) without getting winded.



And finally, since it's been a while since it's been posted -- here is thread favorite Poseidon kitty. You're in luck dear reader as it's in stock!



I find her wishlist fascinating for reasons I don't know myself. It's literally what she wishes her life was like. All of that shit on there would never fit in her current house or the trailer. I don't know, I think it's an interesting look into her psyche.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

My other favorite detail: this tacky birdhouse that she painted isn't anywhere a bird would want to nest. It's sitting exposed on a fence next to their car.

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She couldn't even be bothered to nail it to the fence either, it's just halfassedly tied to it with twine

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Bad news for her besides the twine: NO BIRD WOULD WANT TO LIVE THERE. Seriously, they like unpainted birdhouses (Bluebirds, as an example)
The hole is too big....basically she made a bird repellant

 

[LonesomeDud]

Excuse me. Why isn't anyone buying anything for her, girls?

Is help coming or not?

 

[A-Stump]

and an orbital jig saw.

That at least has been on there for awhile. I remember saying for $30 the blade was going to bow and likely kick into someone's eye.

 

[scumfuck]

That at least has been on there for awhile. I remember saying for $30 the blade was going to bow and likely kick into someone's eye.

Thanks, they were at the top so I assumed they were the newest. I'm not sure how Amazon orders their stuff.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Yeah, I don't remember the air compressor being on there the last time I fully archived her wishlist. Yet another thing that'll nEvEr CoMe lolz

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So Polissa posted on Facebook on Joh's birthday, but not to tell her husband happy birthday on social media. Instead, she made the claim that Republicans are about to begin committing genocide against the queers. Stand up like Jesus said to!

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Spoiler: text version

We are officially here. Republican hate of the LGBTQ+ is getting children removed from their families. And the kicker is you don't have to LGBTQ+ to have your kids removed with Florida's new law soon to be put in place by every red state. You can be a supporter and Florida can use that as suspicion to remove your kids. You church people need to stand up like Jesus said to! You arnt living like Jesus voting Republicans. Your political party has been taken over and is a run away train of hate. I miss when Christian actually care What Jesus Would Do. Make no mistake. Republicans may kill a lot of people in the end. But we will survive their best efforts and we will all work together to make sure this never happens again. Republicans are white supremacist with one agenda dressed up to look like Main Stream Christians. But there is no Jesus in the Republican party.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

So Polissa posted on Facebook on Joh's birthday, but not to tell her husband happy birthday on social media. Instead, she made the claim that Republicans are about to begin committing genocide against the queers. Stand up like Jesus said to!

We remembered Joh's birthday, but Polly didn't. Amazing.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I was bored and went through Polly's Amazon. Here's some new items that I don't believe have been posted. Apologies if some of these are old news.

First up are the only things that I think are for Joh. Happy birthday my guy.

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An air compressor and an orbital jig saw.

Does he even have tools to use with the air compressor? If he does they're buried under the plywood in the garage. Wow he seems so heavily invested in his hobby lmao.

Next is a workbench and hooks for our little woodsmith's many tools he definitely owns!

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You can put these with the rest of your garbage in the garage.

Next is a bizarre stool that I can only describe as what you would see in a doctor's office. I have no idea what Polly would use this for. I also doubt this $40 stool could support her weight. I suspect it's so she can cook (wait 5 mins for Jimmy Deans in the microwave) without getting winded.

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And finally, since it's been a while since it's been posted -- here is thread favorite Poseidon kitty. You're in luck dear reader as it's in stock!

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I find her wishlist fascinating for reasons I don't know myself. It's literally what she wishes her life was like. All of that shit on there would never fit in her current house or the trailer. I don't know, I think it's an interesting look into her psyche.

BUT IS THERE MORE RAINBOW METALLIC KITCHENWARE?

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Bananas are the cheapest shit ever, though I bet polissa thinks they cost $10 each. I'm just fascinated by her excitement over food not having red 40 in it too. It's easy to not eat red 40, just stop swilling down candy and soda 24/7. Jfc

In my part of Kiwi Land, bananas are currently $0.49 per pound ($1.08 per kilo for metric kiwis).

Artificial food colors can be tricky to find, but once you do identifiy them, it's easy to avoid them. What's hard is that they sometimes pop up in popular snacks and beverages that you have to put forth the effor to avoid them or no longer eat/drink those items. And we all know how much will power Polissa has (spoiler: none).

No normal person is going to use/benefit from more than like 1 subscription at a time. I think it's mostly just a meme to make it seem like that's where people's money goes...but who knows maybe people do whale to all of them at once.

In addition to what has been said before, all sorts of companies are starting to remove their work off of general streaming services so they can start their own, resulting in people having to subscribe to, and pay for, yet another monthly service. Budget-minded people are aware of this and often do make the decision as to hat services are and aren't worth paying for. Those who have to consume their favorite content at all costs will fork over the money to do so with little afterthought.

People who aren't self-centered morons know that there's a method to the madness and that the power company isn't committing hate crimes for funsies.

Agreed. A couple of summers back, the area lost power. Although I still had mine, it was eventually cut off for 3 days starting at 1:00 in the morning one night because it was apparently the best way for the power company to restore service on my and the adjoining grids together. It sucked, and it meant certain routine tasks couldn't be done, but it definitely wasn't done for funsies.

Natural disasters are actually an excellent opportunity for mutual aid folks to show the practical use of their theories.

When a larger scale power outage hit years ago, the neighbors banded together and we turned the first night of it into an impromptu block party and we made a picnic out of everyone's perishables that would have otherwise gone bad. It also had the additional benefit of bringing together some of the newer people on the block who hadn't yet met their new neighbors.

He's a tard-raging retard.

Anyone who has followed the thread when Jo(s)h registered an account on here knows about his rage because he immediately did two things: he pulled his tough guy act on us in this thread, and he complained to Null about the thread itself and in doing so confirmed that Polissa does in fact have a nasty yeast infection. He certainly comes across as the guy that rages out as an immediate response even if such a response is unnecessary and unwarranted.

Maybe his friend was in an unsafe situation at work, but we may never know. For all we know, it was little more than a grill flareup that happens on occasion and can be contained with no damage and no need to shut down the grill or store. Joh's raging over the situation is pointless and certainly won't help his friend one bit.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

That at least has been on there for awhile. I remember saying for $30 the blade was going to bow and likely kick into someone's eye.

Jesus, I've spent more than that on individual paintbrushes (also what ever happened to pissas painting shtick? She hasn't begged for art supplies in a hot minute) and that's just hair glued to a stick, not a fucking power tool that uses sharp blades.

The birdhouse itself makes me think whoever built it has never heard of sandpaper.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

BUT IS THERE MORE RAINBOW METALLIC KITCHENWARE?

Short answer: YES!

Long answer:

Spoiler: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!

Because if Pissa needs anything, it's fucking reusable beeswax wraps! She's too good for disposable wax paper, cling wrap, or *GASP* ziplock baggies!!

MOAR bowls and spoons! Drop-resistant ones, too!!

How's 'bout some shitty plastic plates for picnicking that'll never happen?

And we all need a super tacky fleece blanket!! Bitch, ya ain't from the Highlands anywhere in your ancestry. You're more SpaghettiOs than Scotsman.

And MOAR terrible hand towels! Because she can never have enough on her wishlist!!

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Bitch, ya ain't from the Highlands anywhere in your ancestry. You're more SpaghettiOs than Scotsman.

I want to make this piece of magnificent snark into a sampler.

Anyone who has followed the thread when Jo(s)h registered an account on here knows about his rage

The day Joh blessed us by joining was truly glorious, made even better by sperging at Dear Leader who had only this to say:
lol
Joh makes every situation worse with his tard rages. He just can't control himself. Buffoon.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

worth noting she posted to her IG story

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Joh makes every situation worse with his tard rages. He just can't control himself. Buffoon.

This is why i hope Jo(s)h doesn't rage at his friend's place of employment. It might cost his friend a job because bosses don't like unassociated parties barging in and causing unnecessary shit/drama. He's a textbook example of the phrase, "With friends like that, who needs enemies?"

Look at his time on the farms: His raging did nothing to slow down the thread and his rage-induced sperging to Null was more impotent than a corpse in that Polissa's thread didn't disappear and I believe it even became featured shortly afterwards.

TL; DR - Jos(h)'s rage only serves as a Streisand Effect which makes matters much worse than had he left well enough alone.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

worth noting she posted to her IG story
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The guy was opening his front storm door late at night! He opened the door without calling out and was trespassing at that point. He must have been terrified and is legally allowed to defend his house. She won’t be linking the story about the black man who shot a white 6 year old when her ball rolled into his yard.

 

[Triple Flutz]

And we all need a super tacky fleece blanket!! Bitch, ya ain't from the Highlands anywhere in your ancestry. You're more SpaghettiOs than Scotsman.

It's really funny to me that she's trying to get some Campbell tartan gear considering that it's basically the one clan I know of that's culturally ''disliked'' in a tongue-in-cheek way- to the point of there being a ''We don't serve Campbells'' joke sign in a specific business. It isn't something that's taken seriously since clans as a political system are irrelevant nowadays, at most you'd get some light-hearted ribbing, but it really is fitting that Polissa would take pride in the Campbell clan as a fat American woman who married into the surname to start with.