🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

And no, Ralph, your dumbshit hair dye has not helped you out. You look ugly, gross and retarded. Literally nothing on earth but the Vickers’ prep has any influence on your kid doing anything but crying and screaming the whole time you saw him.

Note, as pointed out, Bluey is a female dog.

Even his own son thinks he's a bitch.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I wonder if the Medical records system in the USA made it hard for him to find a Doctor or Doctors, to prescribe him with the quantities of xanax he has been taking?

Doctors in the US will hand out all the anxiety meds in the world, it's only pain pills that they're cautious about anymore ever since they created that rampant opiode epidemic. Some states will piss test you if you're prescribed narcotics like Xanax, codeine and Adderall but I highly doubt that was a problem where he was at. Nigger ran to Mexico simply because he is a scared little baby and people were trolling him IRL.

 

[Polyboros2]

Doctors in the US will hand out all the anxiety meds in the world, it's only pain pills that they're cautious about anymore ever since they created that rampant opiode epidemic. Some states will piss test you if you're prescribed narcotics like Xanax, codeine and Adderall but I highly doubt that was a problem where he was at. Nigger ran to Mexico simply because he is a scared little baby and people were trolling him IRL.

I think it's both, he definitely went into hiding cause he was getting trolled, and probably to Mexico for cost of living and donos drying up

But part of that cost of living is his Xanax habit. He's publicly admitted to 5 times the maximum dosage, he's probably down playing that, and I'm not a druggie but I'm still sure that's too high an amount to get from a doctor, xannies wouldn't be $8-10(per an expert pillhead) a pill if any fat lazy retard could get easily get 150 pills(minimum) a month in script.

 

[AnOminous]

He tweeted another angle of this pose before deleting it and tweeting the above, slightly more flattering version, but not before I saved it and made an exploitable version:

Holy fuck. BLUEY!

 

[3MMA]

made an exploitable

While it’s clear the leg length is all optical illusion, I had a dream:

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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He tweeted another angle of this pose before deleting it and tweeting the above, slightly more flattering version, but not before I saved it and made an exploitable version:
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I actually showed this to irl friends and was laughing hysterically. Ralph is such a fat dyke retard, he's a dancing monkey in a zoo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Doctors in the US will hand out all the anxiety meds in the world, it's only pain pills that they're cautious about anymore ever since they created that rampant opiode epidemic

That may have been true at one time but it’s not now. This is a big country and it can be a huge pain in the ass to get anxiety meds now too. But I’ve had to help a few older/medically incompetent relatives with medical shit and it was annoyingly difficult to get basic anxiety meds in reasonable quantities. For example, only being able to get 14 Klonopin at a time, no refills, with a doctors visit required for each refill. Total bullshit.

 

[PaladinBoo]

So he wants to get “mah SUUUHN” a $150 pair of sunglasses for his birfday…remind me again what he got his other kid, the one he doesn’t give a shit about, for her birthday? Oh yeah, that would be…. nothing. Nada.

the Manduh weeps.

LMAO! He desperately wants to make his son his Mini Me. His daughter can die in a ditch for all he cares. It's his son carrying on his white trash legacy is all that matters to Ralph in regards to his kids. I would not be surprised that he ends up fighting Vickers to have Xander's last name be changed to Ralph. He will have that victory over Vickers and the Farms by having his son carry on the Ralphamale name. Fucking pathetic.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Ralph trying to flex that he's dinning near the Coinshop that is currently closed on Sunday.
"I'll break up Sober Spring" This Nigger broke Sober Spring weeks ago when we saw the long Modelo can along with the Xanny.

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The Biergarten is near Mr Vicker's coinshop.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

is Sober Spring like how he was on a diet while eating nothing but fast food and lost all that weight that made him look much fatter?

 

[Truly Rural]

The Biergarten is near Mr Vicker's coinshop

He should totally break his sober spreeng and go holler at Vicker's closed shop

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope nobody asks Ralph how his super morbidly obese ass got so corpulent. That might hurt his feelings.

 

[The Fountainhead]

Wait until one of President Trump's hand-picked men shows up at America First. When he does Ralph's gonna shit his pants when he meets his new boss...

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Shame. She died of shame.

I like that Ralph's hair is blue. It's Sonic the Hedgehog blue. It reminds me of BLARMS. BLARMS was solid content.
Is Ralph actively trying to be Chris?

Figures. Ralph got his inability to feel shame, severe mental illness, low IQ and alcoholism from Ronnie. He got his “good looks” and obesity from Sandra.

Just imagine how different Ralph’s life might have been had managed to inherit Sandra’s ability to comprehend interest rates and do basic accounting.

Seems like the only life skills Ralph learned from his family was how to help his pregnant GF scam welfare and Medicaid and how to stiff ER rooms, landlords and anyone else stupid enough to any type of business with turbo white Ralpha-trash. It’s one reason Ralph living in cash-only and in advance Mexico is great.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph trying to flex that he's dinning near the Coinshop that is currently closed on Sunday.
"I'll break up Sober Spring" This Nigger broke Sober Spring weeks ago when we saw the long Modelo can along with the Xanny.
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The Biergarten is near Mr Vicker's coinshop.

A very smart move from someone who is currently being taken to court over restraining orders by the people they are effectively harassing.

Also, why does Ralph think him going near or to a place is an own. Wow, he went to a place near where we are... What's he going to do? He's a fat retard, and if he contacts them he gets arrested. He's not a physical threat.

 

[Burd Turglar]

That may have been true at one time but it’s not now. This is a big country and it can be a huge pain in the ass to get anxiety meds now too. But I’ve had to help a few older/medically incompetent relatives with medical shit and it was annoyingly difficult to get basic anxiety meds in reasonable quantities. For example, only being able to get 14 Klonopin at a time, no refills, with a doctors visit required for each refill. Total bullshit.

Fair, I know it depends on which states you're in and also the doc and even how you come across to the doc. I broke my ankle a couple years back and when I told the doc that I needed something narcotic based and not tramadol he looked at me like I was a raving lunatic junkie.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

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I feel immense sympathy for Cozy Rozy and Xander when they enter the school system and classmates are pulling up tweets like this from their deadbeat dad. Those lil ones wont even have a chance.

 

[The Fountainhead]

The Biergarten is near Mr Vicker's coin shop. And below is Mr Vicker's Rocklin Coin Shop - which Ethan and his son could have inherited...

 

[make_it_so]

LMAO! He desperately wants to make his son his Mini Me. His daughter can die in a ditch for all he cares. It's his son carrying on his white trash legacy is all that matters to Ralph in regards to his kids. I would not be surprised that he ends up fighting Vickers to have Xander's last name be changed to Ralph. He will have that victory over Vickers and the Farms by having his son carry on the Ralphamale name. Fucking pathetic.

He's going to be dead from OD or DUI long before he can hope to make any sort of headway in that kind of legal battle. The Ralph family name ends with him.

 

[Sprate Header]

LMAO

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