Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Now that the site is stable for me again, here are more archives... I dread how long the one running now will be... But I expect it to reveal what the symptoms of withdrawal from parasocial addiction are.

So far... Playing 'I Spy' and '20 questions' in the Chat...

Criticism? Of Nick? Is that allowed?

Spoiler: Is this allowed?

Kritikal​

Said it before, I'll say it again. Depp broke him completely. Has he streamed a full trial since?

Kritikal​	If he did it must have been a week long, max.
Charlie101101​	I want to disagree with you but I can’t

Kritikal​	He couldn't even manage to do the 3 shows he said we're definitely happening this week lol.
Kritikal​	Were*
SuranK​	I will say, he's not been doing nearly as much content as usual. But I would rather have 3 good shows a week than 5 or 6 mediocre ones.
MrStirFry99​	ever since he signed the contracts with locals and rumble (and he no doubt has a steady income with it) he's taken more time off. I get it. it doesnt bother me. just an observation
Charlie101101​	Maybe to drown myself
Charlie101101​	He’s burning out
SuranK​	Also, I do like Nick's trial streams. Much better than anyone else.
Charlie101101​	It bothers me when he says he says he’s so busy he can’t help it, bro this is your job

Rembrethil​	Oh no! Kiwifarms corect! LOL! Divorce incoming!
SuranK​	I think so. That's partly why I wouldn't mind if he did just 3 for awhile.
Charlie101101​	Ahh I don’t think i said that
Rembrethil​	Just sounds similar to stuff they were saying. At least months ago when I looked at it...
MrStirFry99​	no way.

Rembrethil​	The Kiwis really bet a lot on misery and pessimism. EVENTAULLY something will happen and you can attribute the cause to the event predicted
Charlie101101​	That dude ain’t leaving what he has
Kritikal​	I don't think there is any risk of divorce but I think his wife was very unhappy that she had to do a minimal amount of work during the time Nick did Depp
Rembrethil​	It is like a pessimistic horoscope, a lot of times
Rembrethil​	Minimal? You suggesting she does nothing all day and resented having to take care of kids during that time? Or wsa that a typo?
Kritikal​	Bro they have a fucking nanny you retard
Charlie101101​	Pretty sure that’s what he was saying
Kritikal​	They have a full-time Nanny and she has no job and he doesn't even work full time.
Kritikal​	I'm pretty sure other people teach their kids mostly except music
Kritikal​	He does most the driving it seems
Rembrethil​	Just asking... geez... I am not in here much, but I thought most people liked him and his wife
Kritikal​	What does she do all day? Knit their clothes from scratch?
Kritikal​	I don't have a problem with either of them, I just think they're excuses are kind of ridiculous considering how much the average person works compared to what they seem to be doing
Kritikal​	They act like they're personally teaching every class to all five of their children or something. They have a homeschool co-op and she does like music lessons once a week or something
MrStirFry99​	they homeschool and she spends her time driving the kids around to their different activities.
SuranK​	Have you seen some of Nick's clothes? That would explain it.....
Kritikal​	Frankly, no excuse would be better than the lame ass excuses.
Charlie101101​	Are you trying to say he’s pussy whipped
Kritikal​	Just say I'm fucking lazy and I didn't want to do it and I have enough money that I don't have to
SuranK​	I wonder what kind of music. Do they have a homeschool band? Orchestra?
Kritikal​	He is absolutely pussy whipped
Kritikal​	Guy practically fucking worships that woman
Kritikal​	Which is fine if that's what he wants to do
SuranK​	He did say that one day.
Charlie101101​	Lol
Kritikal​	I'm pretty sure she only teaches the little kids. Like a 3rd grade music teacher basically.
SuranK​	*yawn boring
Kritikal​	I'd respect it more if he didn't constantly come up with some gay excuse.
Charlie101101​	He should just he honest about it, I don’t feel like doing a show and don’t want to do a shit show so I’m gonna skip tonight
Buzzion​	I prefer the chat to be more active so its easier to ignore kritikal always bitching about nick
Rembrethil​	He used to do that. But it was in teh context of being sick or losinhg his voice from 10 hour streams
SuranK​	Actually, Nick would probably feel better about it if he said that.
Charlie101101​	They got it right on some things but it’s usually annoying

Southanarchist​	Taking bets, show tonight? Or no show tonight?
Southanarchist​	My money is on no
MrStirFry99​	show tonight, wtf wednesday, but no show tomorrow or friday. he has Philly this weekend
MrStirFry99​	thats my prediction
Rembrethil​	No. He 'forgot to pack' or 'these damn kids have an activity and I been driving all day' or 'Lady Rackets didn;t tell me about this activity.' He has a full stable of excuses
Southanarchist​	That’s why im betting we don’t get one tonight
Southanarchist​	Precisely

The judicial power of formal wear!

Charlie101101​

Wearing a suit to court has helped me out big time before

Chat has BIGGLIEST BALLS!

Southanarchist​	So Nick couldn’t even drag his lazy ass to a locals stream last night huh. Lazy bastard
Rembrethil​	Probably beta-testing the Viballdo
MrStirFry99​	hehe
Southanarchist​	Gay, Balldo sucks.
Southanarchist​	Nick must have tiny little nuts

 

[gorororo]

What's looking odd to me is the stomach:
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Someone up thread said maybe surgery scar? But like, the differential between her waist and rack is a lot different than we've seen before. Like, I have no idea what's going on there, the stomach looks Annie but the rest is rounded.

IDK, maybe it's just filters?

She's sucking it in, typical woman move.

Seconding that she's sucking her stomach in. The sideways angle + shadow of the hollow space is what's making it look strange and more noticeable.

 

[dustnight]

Why?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Criticism? Of Nick? Is that allowed?

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Rackets has been super lazy since he signed those contracts with Rumble and Locals. His streaming schedule has been wildly inconsistent, blowing off several colabs with other creators, not timely covering breaking events. Even Jack Scalfani who has had four (or five) strokes communicates better with his audience and is more consistent putting out videos than this guy. Sad. Is Nick trying to bore people into not following him?

Nicholas is proving to be a disappointment at every aspect of life man, husband, father, bread winner, cow.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Rackets has been super lazy since he signed those contracts with Rumble and Locals. His streaming schedule has been wildly inconsistent, blowing off several colabs with other creators, not timely covering breaking events. Even Jack Scalfani who has had four (or five) strokes communicates better with his audience and is more consistent putting out videos than this guy. Sad. Is Nick trying to bore people into not following him?

Nicholas is proving to be a disappointment at every aspect of life man, husband, father, bread winner, cow.

Alcoholic, Drug Addict, Balldo aficionado = A+

……Because well you’ve gotta have your priorities straight.

 

[Captain Manning]

Criticism? Of Nick? Is that allowed?

Nope. Shotgun bans incoming.

Well, I don't know that, but it would entirely be consistent with of all his bitching and moaning as of late. If they don't watch themselves, they will all be re-designated as Cynthias and purged.

Meanwhile, Still-Life will probably continue to stay there because even though he's threatening to kill an identifiable public figure every other day, he's at least in compliance with the General Order #1: Stroke Nick's balldo-encased e-peen as much as possible.

And thus Nick's descent continues...

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nope. Shotgun bans incoming.

Well, I don't know that, but it would entirely be consistent with of all his bitching and moaning as of late. If they don't watch themselves, they will all be re-designated as Cynthias and purged.

Meanwhile, Still-Life will probably continue to stay there because even though he's threatening to kill an identifiable public figure every other day, he's at least in compliance with the General Order #1: Stroke Nick's balldo-encased e-peen as much as possible.

And thus Nick's descent continues...

Still-Life will be made a mod.

 

[Chibitzen]

Kritikal​

Said it before, I'll say it again. Depp broke him completely. Has he streamed a full trial since?

Kritikal​	If he did it must have been a week long, max.
Charlie101101​	I want to disagree with you but I can’t

Why "want" to disagree? Is it because certain expectations were sold for the $5/mo fee? Those superchats, which require the Creator to put out content, are not looking so expensive now are they.

Charlie101101​

He’s burning out

A very petty excuse for incompetence.

Rembrethil​

The Kiwis really bet a lot on misery and pessimism. EVENTAULLY something will happen and you can attribute the cause to the event predicted

Southanarchist​	Taking bets, show tonight? Or no show tonight?
Southanarchist​	My money is on no
MrStirFry99​	show tonight, wtf wednesday, but no show tomorrow or friday. he has Philly this weekend
MrStirFry99​	thats my prediction

They predicted it, thereby causing it with their insipid storytelling and miserable whinging. If they'd only just believed! There'd be no one to blame!

Rembrethil​	No. He 'forgot to pack' or 'these damn kids have an activity and I been driving all day' or 'Lady Rackets didn;t tell me about this activity.' He has a full stable of excuses
Southanarchist​	That’s why im betting we don’t get one tonight
Southanarchist​	PreciselyWell, that settles it. I suggest in place of an actual bet, one could simply ask for a refund. Making idle predictions about future events could have negative consequences, or so we've heard.

Well, that settles it. In place of a bet, one could simply request a refund. Otherwise, making idle predictions about future events could have negative karmic consequences. Don't want to upset the Creator.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Well the most recent LOCALS update made it easier to track user and user information. Good job with privacy, devs... I have to tinker with it more, but it exposed some more of the inner structural workings of the site and gave me some ideas to collate and potentially collect more information. They also have the weakest implementation of CloudFlare that I have seen. They are either paying the bare minimum or do not know how to optimise.

Got to explore more, but this information is currently just being tossed into my lap for free. I am not even interacting with the LOCALS servers at this point. This is similar to something like Heartbleed 2.0, but worse in that it looks to be actually intentionally pushing this information out there as a part of sloppy design.

There are a few members of the LOCALS community that code and have tech jobs. One in particular (that I know) has specific skills tailored to this kind of implementation and an abiding interest in how Panoptes works, so I hope this is educations.. If a part-time autist can find this out, they can too. probably.

I already scraped the information that was to be had on the current users, and growth of the community is stagnant, so I am losing nothing by putting this out there. I like to put out information when I have it. I only hold it back if I think there is some benefit in doing so.

I will mess with the structure of the site later.

 

[Captain Manning]

Still-Life will be made a mod.

Given Nick's self-destructive contrarianism, I would not bet against you on this.

It's utterly absurd, but so is everything else about Nick's situation at this point.

 

[Chibitzen]

but worse in that it looks to be actually intentionally pushing this information out there as a part of sloppy design.

Probably a CONservative they hired who excels at spaghetti string PHP (Don't bother with Google, Locals customer, it's not a drug)

 

[localsinsight919]

was reading some old tweets when listening to marc's arguments saying he met nick because he called his partner a faggot back in 2020 lol

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Probably a CONservative they hired who excels at spaghetti string PHP (Don't bother with Google, Locals customer, it's not a drug)

I would be interested to see what base they built the core web architecture on. There are hints here and there that they started with something extremely basic with a nannyware package that they just spidered off from.

With how quickly the company grew, there is exactly zero chance it is all (or mostly) homebrew.

There is nothing inherently wrong with software modules, but when you are conservative tech, you need to be more resilient or else you might just Gab yourself with some AWS analogues.

You have to be bulletproof. Do the hard thing. You are not playing on a fair field.

Just look at how the Farms are attacked.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Rackets has been super lazy since he signed those contracts with Rumble and Locals. His streaming schedule has been wildly inconsistent, blowing off several colabs with other creators, not timely covering breaking events. Even Jack Scalfani who has had four (or five) strokes communicates better with his audience and is more consistent putting out videos than this guy. Sad. Is Nick trying to bore people into not following him?

Nicholas is proving to be a disappointment at every aspect of life man, husband, father, bread winner, cow.

It is possible that Nick's natural laziness is working to his advantage, though it is more likely a coincidence than a real plan. If Nick is trying to lay low, he should take a hiatus rather than make promises he can't keep to his fans or would-be collaborators. Even better, Nick could demonstrate competency and dedication to his fans rather than relying on their parasocial dependency and sunken cost personal investment of joining his social platforms like locals to keep things going.

Overall, Nick just doesn't seem motivated, and what he says does motivate him is concerning.

For Your Consideration: Keeping this short. Wish me luck.

I initially got interested in this thread because Nick had/has unknown ties to hardcore pornographer Duke Skywalker. Another dot was connected when I saw this post:

He didn't hire Randazza because he was the best lawyer for the case or because he was a specialist. He hired Randazza because Randazza is his hero, and he wanted an excuse to talk to him. Let's break it down:

• Nick sees himself as above ethics rules, and so does Randazza. Randazza's license has been suspended in 4 different states. Nick has only gotten close to getting in trouble in one state.
• Both of them also see themselves as "exceptional" when it comes to conventional wisdom. Both have gone out in public to comment on their case before it has even started. There's a reason that everyone from the local meth dealer to Martha Steward gets the advice to STFU about their case.
• Nick is a noted swinger and coomer. Randazza is an ex porn producer before pivoting into porn law, and eventually trying to go legit as a first amendment lawyer. He was the ultimate coomer - he needed to coom so hard that he made his own material.
• Randazza is known for being a first amendment lawyer primarily due to his work on the law around porn. He is an actual "libertarian justice warrior" (really, a libertine justice warrior). Nick desperately wishes to stand up to "the man" for personal liberty in the same way. Nick reveres Randazza the same way he reveres the guy who made the killdozer.
• Nick is a terminal clout chaser. A small town lawyer, or even a real defamation specialist, would not be able to give him the clout he wants, he needs someone with a media presence that is bigger and more legit than his.

Nick adopts the position of people posting their bodies in a sexual manner as positive (and is even glad it happens). Nick is "horny all the time" and his daily goal is "engaging in human sexuality" (and he would "do it all the time" if he could). Watch the clip below and see if you think Nick's motivations/interests are aligned with that of a pornographer.

It's not just the above clip either. It's just one that sums things up nicely. Nick has (openly) adopted this attitude over the last half-year or so. This, coupled with the information about Randazza make the comparison easier to make.

Nick could end up being the reverse Randazza and go from lawyer to porn producer. He's had some experience with the locals in making them feel desired and positive about sexual posting. These are similar talking points that porn producers/directors have had with the "talent" (until the talent's comfort is no longer their concern):

Spoiler: Just an example. Feel free to skip. Clip is longer for context, but main point starts at 1:39.

To be clear, I'm not saying Nick is or has to be a porn producer. I just wouldn't be surprised. In any case, it seems like Nick either missed his calling, or is about due for a new one.

TLDR: Nick seems to be evincing more of an interest in becoming a pornographer than a lawyer/Youtuber these days.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

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Why?

After all these 1600+ pages,
It feels so weird to see a post with Rekieta's wife pictures
without the mandatory Twitter is Cancer's commentary below.

Was like "who turned the a-logging close captions off?"
until I remembered s/he was banned.

 

[Chibitzen]

Re: Past rumors and speculations in this thread about Crowder considering contracting Rekieta. This is maybe welcome news in there seems there will be future openings. On the other hand, these heated revelations certainly won't bode well for Nick's allergy to being accountable to another authority:

Perhaps Crowder will be thirsty for some new "serious content" creator slash comedian after dealing with dark comedy man. Even if there is a need and he gets through the filter somehow, it's doubtless Nick will have significant difficulty fitting into the void... even on his best behavior.

Clipped from this stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XntQ6rLL0jo

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Kritikal​

Said it before, I'll say it again. Depp broke him completely. Has he streamed a full trial since?

Kritikal​

He couldn't even manage to do the 3 shows he said we're definitely happening this week lol.

SuranK

I think so. That's partly why I wouldn't mind if he did just 3 for awhile.

The Locals gang is so close to getting it.

But then...

Their solution to Nick's lack of commitment to content and streaming isn't to cut back on drugs or drinking, but is to take it even easier on himself to stream even less.

Re: Past rumors and speculations in this thread about Crowder considering contracting Rekieta. This is maybe welcome news in there seems there will be future openings. On the other hand, these heated revelations certainly won't bode well for Nick's allergy to being accountable to another authority:

Anthony Cumia made a good point in his YT reaction vid to the Malice/Landau contract reveal, that it seems unlike that Crowder would pull/DiPaolo would put up with similar contract shenanigans with Nick DiPaolo as his new second chair.

https://youtu.be/LMHI-KIO9yc&t=31m26s

 

[northstar747]

nick detoxing from everything locals, booze, coomerism etc

 

[feral cat #6385]

nick detoxing from everything locals, booze, coomerism etc

Or possibly drugged out his mind being taken to ram ranch.

 

[northstar747]

Or possibly drugged out his mind being taken to ram ranch.

you mean dick's house?