Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Don't scream nigger in public, avoid trannies and don't have a giant movement that blocks access to border crossings. Is that not your regular day? Because that's mine. Soon-to-be ejected retard Prime Minister aside, this is a really fantastic place to live. Living here vs what you think living here is like is two entirely differently things, thank god. Otherwise I'd be lashed up in a fucking Gulag by now.

www.nationalreview.com/corner/canada-stifles-religious-freedom/

Pastor Artur Pawlowski's son detained in Calgary for preaching against drag show targeting kids - LifeSite

Calgary police ticketed the young Pawlowski under a new city bylaw banning 'specified' protests against pro-LGBT events held at public facilities

www.lifesitenews.com

"Fantastic." Sure. And if you think your current PM is gonna change jack sh!t you are badly mistaken.

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

I hope Keffals endures a Trial a la Kafka's "The Trial". He repeatedly fucks with this site and wonders why more and more people mock him.

Keffals will never be a martyr and will never be a woman.

 

[Leo Frank Deserved It]

Black folk once again repressed. Only thus time by mentally ill men in dresses who still will never be a woman.

>Black folk once again repressed.

Black people are the second most overprivileged demographic in this country (after jews) and were never repressed, except by jewish slave owners and other black people. According to a study conducted by the CDC (I think in 2016) the number one health threat to black women was not cancer, diabetes, or heart failure - it was black men. In 2019, police officers shot around 20 unarmed Whites while only shooting around 10 unarmed black people, despite blacks committing over half of all violent crime in America (while making up less than 15% of the population), according to FBI Uniform Crime Reports, which actually under-report the full scoop of black violence. If you want to see what real repression looks like, then you should look into the Barbary Slave Trade where Whites (usually White women) were enslaved for hundreds of years by Africans, Muslims and jews in North Africa. One of these images is slightly misleading; the claim about Anthony Johnson being the first slave owner in America. America was not founded at that time, but he was the first slave owner in the Northhampton Colony, and one of the first slave owners in North America. In fact, there were a lot of black people who owned slaves in America.

Blacks are not victims. They are dangerous and violent and if Abraham Lincoln had lived long enough, he would have sent most of them back to Africa after the emancipation.

 

['Ole Dente]

www.nationalreview.com/corner/canada-stifles-religious-freedom/

Pastor Artur Pawlowski's son detained in Calgary for preaching against drag show targeting kids - LifeSite

Calgary police ticketed the young Pawlowski under a new city bylaw banning 'specified' protests against pro-LGBT events held at public facilities

www.lifesitenews.com

"Fantastic." Sure. And if you think your current PM is gonna change jack sh!t you are badly mistaken.

I never said he would. Most people don't want him in power, he's a poor leader.

I can post links to retarded policies too. The troon cucking is not specific to my country, it is unfortunately rampant across the western world.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

This is quite a weird stated goal for Keffals to be honest
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I highlighted the entire goal for Keffals as they missed out the end part
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But Keffals, how are they to know if the person they're interacting with is trans? I was assured by reliable sources that 'they can't tell', so surely they'd be indistinguishable from real women.

Seriously though, why not just state you want the LPS to wear body cameras in general, it's such a weird request/statement to make.

Based Lucas trying to generate more content for the farms.

 

[HP Lovecraft's Cat's Name]

I came here to laugh at the gunt, instead I am being forced to laugh at this arguably more outlandish person because he can't stand the fact that some people find it fun to laugh at him.

You'd think maybe after, what was it, one thousand pages in 6 months?, he would simply stop being online all the time, but here we are past 3000 with no end in sight. That's on me for assuming that someone who surrendered their penis would think like most other people. Keep up the good fight there keffals, you'll surely defeat the internet soon enough!

 

[Cynically Insane]

Lucas, like any Cluster B would, is experiencing anxiety over his waning relevance. All the attention of the #dropkiwifarms has not only waned but exposed many to the manipulative and duplicitous tactics employed by their queen.

He has burned bridges, fled his country and morally, if not legally, committed fraud in his fund raisers. I optimistically believe that he is no longer a real threat to us. Just a nuisance of a mosquito buzzing around looking for an opportunity to suck just a little bit more life from his betters.

 

[Banana Hammock]

I could be misremembering, but didn't the chief of police go over the recording of the incident after Lucas threw a shit-fit the first time?

 

[Stinkyboy]

I could be misremembering, but didn't the chief of police go over the recording of the incident after Lucas threw a shit-fit the first time?

Yes. And an SIU review where no offenses by officers were found

 

[Banana Hammock]

Yes. And an SIU review where no offenses by officers were found

So now he's going to have to pay taxes on the GFM money and lawyer's fees.

 

[Day of the Cope]

As to avoid DDoSing the site by checking every single page, can someone link me a link/quick rundown of what the fuck is going on?

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Threadly reminder that:

 

[Red Facist Bunny]

I wake up to Keffals getting groped by a pig, Today will be a good day lads.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

As to avoid DDoSing the site by checking every single page, can someone link me a link/quick rundown of what the fuck is going on?

- Keffals announced to return soon to streaming again
- Keffals announced to sue leafland cops for deadnaming him and touching his freak boobs
- Keffals uses clown world court instead of a real world court for his lolsuit
- Keffals demands free bucks as damages
- lolsuit is intended to force cops to use body cams in the future
- by pure coincidence KF get's DDoSed during Keffal's return

 

[Otterly]

Troons make us do unthinkable things so here I am defending the TSA.
Their job is to make sure nothing bad gets on planes. When I’ve been patted down they pat down my bra, because it’s two handy pockets that I could have stuffed with contraband. Now a visible man hulk arrives with two suspicious bulges on the front. A woman would get that patted down. So does he. The TSA agent has to pat him down. They don’t squeeze your boobs, what they tend to do is use the back of the hand to kind of bop them slightly, as they do the pat down pass, presumably this is deemed a non-gropy way of checking there’s a boob in there rather than a few hundred grams of coke. I hadn’t actually thought about it before reading this but they definitely do this.
Poor TSA agent…

 

[Day of the Cope]

- Keffals announced to return soon to streaming again
- Keffals announced to sue leafland cops for deadnaming him and touching his freak boobs
- Keffals uses clown world court instead of a real world court for his lolsuit
- Keffals demands free bucks as damages
- lolsuit is intended to force cops to use body cams in the future
- by pure coincidence KF get's DDoSed during Keffal's return

Wow, it's just as fucking inane as I imagined. Thanks, fren.

 

[BathTubShine]

Troons make us do unthinkable things so here I am defending the TSA.
Their job is to make sure nothing bad gets on planes. When I’ve been patted down they pat down my bra, because it’s two handy pockets that I could have stuffed with contraband. Now a visible man hulk arrives with two suspicious bulges on the front. A woman would get that patted down. So does he. The TSA agent has to pat him down. They don’t squeeze your boobs, what they tend to do is use the back of the hand to kind of bop them slightly, as they do the pat down pass, presumably this is deemed a non-gropy way of checking there’s a boob in there rather than a few hundred grams of coke. I hadn’t actually thought about it before reading this but they definitely do this.
Poor TSA agent…

The Queeffalsimodo case has nothing to do with TSA - I think you are not the first one to get TSA mixed in to the case, is there some false info floating around somewhere or where is this coming from.

Keffals, you'll never win, you'll never be a woman and no cop never groped you. Weirdo fetishist

 

[Next Task]

It will come down to if Alex’s ideological love for the troon cause outweighs his hatred towards Lucas dumping him for the Potato Ogre.

Lucas claimed to have been dumped by Alex. Though Lucas lies, it's possible Alex did, in fact dump him - for cheating on him with EFNO. Whoever did the breaking up, it was obviously Lucas's fault though, so kind of a moot point.

There is simply no way this incident could've happened

Can end the sentence there, I reckon.

The retainer was $5k and that's been paid for months

According to Lucas. Who lies. And had reason at the time to try and deflect where the lawsuit he ostensibly raised the $100k for was. Might be true - but considering the quality of lawyer he has? I doubt it. Also, the HRT doesn't require money to file a suit or a lawyer to do so, which is how Yaniv abused it to attack immigrant beauticians until he and his mother finally had to go in and try and back up his lies. The HRT is a kangaroo court, but that doesn't mean troon = instant win, just that they appear to look past far more behaviour than they should when considering a troon's complaints. The reputation of the HRT came not from the fact that Yaniv would win his case, but that it was even conceivable that he could.

Especially for recreational use of cocaine.

I don't think it was cocaine. In terms of drug use, Lucas has claimed addiction to opioids before (his father's pain meds, I believe) and made numerous jokes/'jokes' about meth. He also clearly drinks - not illegal, but still a potential rehab addiction. The cocaine claim was made, from what I remember (and will be in the highlights reel of the thread) by some random troon with absolutely no evidence, but it became the most cited drug for where Lucas's money went.

Is it accurate? It wouldn't surprise me if Lucas did a whole bunch of different drugs with his grifted windfall, but it mostly seems if a streamer is on coke, the audience can pick up on it pretty quickly (eg Andy Warski). I think Lucas went with the generic 'drug and alcohol' addiction, nothing specific, so it's more likely to have been his go-to downers than anything else.

Again, this is still in large part speculation, since we only have Lucas's word for a lot of things, and his word is worth fuck all. But as @Punished Neco most recently demonstrated, the Farms has enough autists who are good at piecing together the clues of what's really going on, vs. the version of events Lucas presents to the world. It helps that he's a simpleton who wears his few motivations on his sleeve.

 

[Otterly]

The Queeffalsimodo case has nothing to do with TSA - I think you are not the first one to get TSA mixed in to the case, is there some false info floating around somewhere or where is this coming from.

Keffals, you'll never win, you'll never be a woman and no cop never groped you. Weirdo fetishist

Ok, my bad. so the Canadian cops ‘groped’ him? I’m sure they use the same technique for pat downs.

 

[BathTubShine]

Ok, my bad. so the Canadian cops ‘groped’ him? I’m sure they use the same technique for pat downs.

Yes from what I understood Lucas has now changed her swat-rape-survivalism story majorly 4 times. He claims LPS cop grabbed his fake saggy tiddy and said; "yep, it's (a) her" or something like that.
Lucas filed a suit to some woke court/tribunal in hope of more grift bux from Ontario taxpayers (probably to pay the taxes that he might own for the original grift from troons)