🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

    Votes: 319 92.5%

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Ralph wants all of you to know that he is scare of the jail.
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This man does not have a genuine bone in his body. At the start he seems sincere, showing a bit of worry, being a little humble before the pig monster finally comes out and he starts lying. Claiming he's going to court because he tried to see his son, no, you fat pig, you are going to court for having a big fucking mouth. You violated your DVRO because you're a dumb hog who gets off on crossing lines.

And then there's the "Muh Sawn" routine, you're just a disgusting monster who can't even love his own. You never just talk about how nice it was to see him, or how you look forward to seeing him again, no, it's always in the context of "I'm forcing my way into his life and you can't stop me Vickers Ghyahahaha" and openly admitting that your only seeing you're son because your detractors bullied you into it, as if that's some kind of own to them.

You could've seen Xander everyday if you didn't cheat on Faith with May. You'd not have to flee the country like a coward if you didn't rack up debt and criminal offenses wherever you go, your life could've been so much better if you just stopped being a slave to your goblin impulses. The only thing in your life that you don't do out of spite is eat, every other action you do is designed to piss someone off. Including seeing your son who called you a bitch to your face by naming you after a female blue dog.
 
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And then there's the "Muh Sawn" routine, you're just a disgusting monster who can't even love his own. You never just talk about how nice it was to see him, or how you look forward to seeing him again, no, it's always in the context of "I'm forcing my way into his life and you can't stop me Vickers Ghyahahaha" and openly admitting that you're only seeing you're son because your detractors bullied you into it, as if that's some kind of own to them.
Hey, that’s not fair. It’s also about how much Xander (allegedly) loves HIM and wants HIM in his life. Never even once has Ralph mentioned loving his son or wanting to watch him grow up while acting as a source of support and love for Xander. Nope, Xander is just a means to an end: polishing Ralph’s ego.
 
Hey, that’s not fair. It’s also about how much Xander (allegedly) loves HIM and wants HIM in his life. Never even once has Ralph mentioned loving his son or wanting to watch him grow up while acting as a source of support and love for Xander. Nope, Xander is just a means to an end: polishing Ralph’s ego.
It's like how he talks about Rozy inheriting "the family business". If Ralph had his way, Xander would be the true and honest heir to the Killstream, but Ralph has a difficult time monetizing these visits since he can't produce photos/videos with his suhn :ramona:.It's beyond insanity.
 
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Ralph wants all of you to know that he is scare of the jail.
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He’s in the Days Inn by Wyndham in Rocklin. There are other rooms with the same colour on the wall but this is the best image showing the same bed frame. Again, it’s the cheapest place in the area.

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He’s in the Days Inn by Wyndham in Rocklin. There are other rooms with the same colour on the wall but this is the best image showing the same bed frame. Again, it’s the cheapest place in the area.

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I was going to say it'd be funny if he got bed bugs, but looking at Rozy's arms it's more likely he's bringing bed bugs to the hotel
 
It's like how he talks about Rozy inheriting "the family business".
What’s there to inherit — Ralph’s shart chair? It’s not like he has lucrative partnerships to grow and hand on to the next generation. He’s beyond delusional.

The Ralph family business is running from court dates, debts and responsibilities. Rozy is definitely getting the early training she needs from this loser to keep that tradition going.
 
What’s there to inherit — Ralph’s shart chair? It’s not like he has lucrative partnerships to grow and hand on to the next generation. He’s beyond delusional.

The Ralph family business is running from court dates, debts and responsibilities. Rozy is definitely getting the early training she needs from this loser to keep that tradition going.
A PS5 and Alienware rig has to be split among Xander, Rozy, and Meigh. Tough decisions but luckily the pile of empty beer cans Ralph has been accumulating in his rental is more easily divisible and can be sold at a recycle place for a nice sum.
 
A PS5 and Alienware rig has to be split among Xander, Rozy, and Meigh. Tough decisions but luckily the pile of empty beer cans Ralph has been accumulating in his rental is more easily divisible and can be sold at a recycle place for a nice sum.
aluminum prices are down, its going to be a long winter in the stable for the horse and foal
 
Ethan posts a few messages from Vickers before going into court, and then posts an entire breakup letter from Faith, tears on paper and all.
Highlights include Faith saying that she'll try to keep his son from becoming like him, that his internet fame will fall away and he will be left with only the mistakes he's made.
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Vickers message images:
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FAITH BREAKUP LETTER
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Ethan posts a few messages from Vickers before going into court, and then posts an entire breakup letter from Faith, tears on paper and all.
Highlights include Faith saying that she'll try to keep his son from becoming like him, that his internet fame will fall away and he will be left with only the mistakes he's made.
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Vickers message images:
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FAITH BREAKUP LETTER
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And he does this just before going into court for DVRO violations. For Internet clout from about 3 dozen homonculi that still follow him.

Brilliant.

Are we going to get the Contempt Of Court Arc, boyos?
 
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