Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I'm mainly interested to know solid information of the length of his deal. As you stated, I doubt it's getting renewed. In Rumble's PR material where they list prominent creators on their platform Rekieta is at the bottom of the list when he's mentioned at all.

Remember he used to be one of if not the biggest superchat recipients on YouTube. Now he's at the bottom of the barrel on a shithole like Rumble.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is just not interested in collaborations that are not degenerate any more. I used to like the shows where Nick would bring on the legal crew and talk law, but I guess he hated it all the while.

Yeah, I think the only way somebody like Kurt could ever be perceived as degenerate is via a freudian slip. I don't hate the guy but, let's be honest, he is awkward AF when it comes to talking about the opposite sex.

Same goes for Branca, who is basically pussy whipped.

Lawtube is the wrong crowd for what Nick wants to do now. Only exception I can think of might be Legal Mindset. He was waxing about how much he wants to bang asian waifus in his video explaining why he moved to Korea.

Dick is dunking on Rekieta about being proven right about the Vickers hearing, linking to Elissa's clip of the exchange. This has been retweeted by Ralph.

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Well, we all knew that was coming.

The proverbial salt in the would is the specific use of Elissaclips. That's a very "educational" channel about Rekieta. Though I doubt the Dickheads in particular would bat an eye at Nick's degeneracy.

Since Nick barely cares about law anymore, he should do himself a favor and hang-up his spurs when it comes to making legal predictions too.

 

[Swole McPole]

Dick is dunking on Rekieta about being proven right about the Vickers hearing, linking to Elissa's clip of the exchange. This has been retweeted by Ralph.

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That's the first time I've ever watched Dick. Fuck me dead, he's awful. It's almost impossible to make Rekieta look good, but by comparison that guy makes him look like a model of rational lucidity and sophistication.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's the first time I've ever watched Dick. Fuck me dead, he's awful.

He is now. Like a lot of people, I was a fan of Dick's early content, and it was different.

Then Digibro happened... followed by Vito...

Best way I can explain Dick is he started out as an un-PC shit flinger that was funny to listen to, but that somehow metamorphized into thinking the height of shock humor was to tell people how much he liked Cuties and his defense of pedos.

Now that I think about it, Web 1.0 Maddox was pretty funny too.

Never like somebody on the Internet too much. Good chance they will eventually disappoint you.

 

[localsinsight919]

Everyone knows that Cgoody is an option to start a chat, even if he executes it in the most retarded way possible. I guess unless he’s in jail again for dealing. Nick you’re flat out of excuses boyo! Although in retrospect it does allow him to bash the kids he hates so much. Pathetic.

CGoody has disappeared for months at a time in rekieta's lolcows and youtube mod duty, assuming legal or drug trouble

 

[Captain Manning]

CGoody has disappeared for months at a time in rekieta's lolcows and youtube mod duty, assuming legal or drug trouble

It's too bad he doesn't live in Chester County. If he did, there's an outside chance he could soon end up sharing a cell with Bam Margera.

 

[feral cat #6385]

It's too bad he doesn't live in Chester County. If he did, there's an outside chance he could soon end up sharing a cell with Bam Magara.

I would rather he share a cell with this guy.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I await the "Buy Nick a new Laptop" GoFundMe with eager anticipation.

As you wish…

 

[Phillip Green]

Highlights from nick being at The Dick Show WATP crossover live show:

Nick sounded like his soggy cigar ruptured his throat.
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He couldn't tell a 1 minute story about a guy killing chickens without making it sexual.
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Nick projects his high school reunion fears on Karl.
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Nick's first joke on stage bombed completely.
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While Karl is playing their horrible crossover song, Nick wont stop talking and Karl has to tell him to shut up. Nick says he doesn't understand preparation.
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Nick complains about the show prep he was given for their live show.
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After how little he prepped for his own live event why would he try for someone else's.

More gay dick talk.
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And he made a hilariously original joke.
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I don't know if this guy was trolling or just a drunk fan, but I thought it was funny
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Nick is now out-cringing Vito on stage. Jesus, I never thought that was even possible.

Edit: It's not just these isolated clips either. I listened to the entire live WATP live podcast, and Nick sounded even worse in context. As soon as he went on stage he was obviously in belligerently unfunny drunk mode. He was on for over half the show, and kept trying to blurt out zingers that got zero reaction from either the audience or the other guys on stage (aside from a single Vito Pedo joke). He brought nothing, and actually made Vito look funny and charismatic in comparison (which is still damning with faint praise. Vito was, as always, intolerable). A truly embarrassing performance.

His lazyness was also front and center. He wanted to be part of the show, but doesn't even pretend to read the story Vinnie gave him ahead of time so he could participate in the Creep Off segment. Then he whines about Karl having an actual schedule for an actual show, rather than just doing a self-indulgent shit shooting session like he normally does. If I was Karl or Vinnie, I'd be pretty pissed off at him.

And why was he even on stage? Is there even any overlap between Nick and The Dick Show anymore? I'm pretty sure there's never been much with WATP.

 

[northstar747]

He is now. Like a lot of people, I was a fan of Dick's early content, and it was different.

Then Digibro happened... followed by Vito...

Best way I can explain Dick is he started out as an un-PC shit flinger that was funny to listen to, but that somehow metamorphized into thinking the height of shock humor was to tell people how much he liked Cuties and his defense of pedos.

Now that I think about it, Web 1.0 Maddox was pretty funny too.

Never like somebody on the Internet too much. Good chance they will eventually disappoint you.

The great tragedy of maddox was we all thought it was a bit.....it wasnt.

Dick wanted to be famous but he isnt funny. He was able to control his tism and let maddox be a cow on the show.

Dick has never been able to find another pet.

 

[Kheapathic]

The great tragedy of maddox was we all thought it was a bit.....it wasnt.

Dick wanted to be famous but he isnt funny. He was able to control his tism and let maddox be a cow on the show.

Dick has never been able to find another pet.

Dick is mostly known from being that guy who went on Dr. Phil (or whatever show it was) and told a lady to get on a treadmill. I remember seeing that but not really looking into the guy; many years later, oh shit that guy is still around? He's old, bad hair, and mostly TALKS REALLY LOUDLY! Finding out the kind of people he pals around with didn't help either.

Nah, I'll pass.

 

[Pee Cola]

None of these links work for me. Is there anywhere else that I can hear them?

WATP's website or search "WATP #404" on your favourite podcast app.

What's up with his voice? Rekieta sounds worse than normal.

So it's not just me that noticed that.

And why was he even on stage? Is there even any overlap between Nick and The Dick Show anymore? I'm pretty sure there's never been much with WATP.

WATP has been in the lolcow business for a while, albeit in a slightly awkward place. Karl befriends just as many lolcows as he shits on, though the lolcows he glommed onto were either for clout (e.g. Dick, Digibro) or because he's starstruck by his washed-up heroes from back in the day (e.g. Cumia, Shuli).

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Dick is mostly known from being that guy who went on Dr. Phil

Hey we can't forget about his world renowned job as "selfie director in a pizzahut commercial"

 

[feral cat #6385]

What's up with his voice? Rekieta sounds worse than normal. He barely sounds like himself in the same way that his wife barely looked like herself at the event.

Sounds like he fucked up his throat deepthroating something. I'm sure he will use it as an excuse to not do a show this week and blame "those dam kids made me sick."

 

[Captain Manning]

The great tragedy of maddox was we all thought it was a bit.....it wasnt.

Dick wanted to be famous but he isnt funny. He was able to control his tism and let maddox be a cow on the show.

Dick has never been able to find another pet.

Yeah, Vito is not the same as Maddox.

Mainly because while you could laugh at Maddox, you didn't really wish harm upon him. Watching Vito makes you wish the FBI would come crashing through the ceiling and tase/beat the shit out of him. Entirely different vibe.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Posting this here because it involves two Rekieta adjacent folks:
Remember Q from the out of the darkness channel? Giant lips? The guy who Rackets had to speak words against and not include on his channel again?

Remember Doug Tennapel? Guy didn't wash, drew Earthworm Jim and some other stuff? And would join up for Chad Dads streams, when those were a thing?

You can probably guess where this is going.
https://dougtennapel.locals.com/upost/3902042/why-q-outofthedarkness-wont-be-on-any-more (a)

Long story short, Doug got booted off YouTube like 5 times, and was early on the locals grift. Even though Nick and Q parted ways, Q still did a weekly show with Doug.

Not anymore, after Q ran off with $10k in a classic, long con scheme. Doug is considering the money gone after Q has ghosted him. (And what does Doug do now? He was one of the best fulfillment guys in the Indy comics scene! But I heard something about nfts? All I can see evidence of recently is milquetoast conservitard commentary.)

With (former) friends like this, who needs enemies?

 

[Pomniman]

What I liked most about that clip was how Coomanlet just sat there in silence like an unwanted stepchild, while Nick drooled over Dick. It must’ve been quite humbling to see your e-daddy getting bullied by his older brother and realizing the person you look up to is actually just someone else’s shitty little Jew sidekick. Coomanlet’s pseudo role model was speaking exclusively in excited whines while vying for attention like an ugly fangirl.

Coomalil' seems like a genuinely miserable little fucker from all the streams he used to do crying about everything. I wouldn't be surprised if he gives himself a lead injection one of these days because whoring himself out to his viewers and banging landwhales off tinder clearly isn't helping his mental state. This sort of thing is probably just one more nail in the coffin for him.

 

[Thugnificent]

Coomalil' seems like a genuinely miserable little fucker from all the streams he used to do crying about everything. I wouldn't be surprised if he gives himself a lead injection one of these days because whoring himself out to his viewers and banging landwhales off tinder clearly isn't helping his mental state. This sort of thing is probably just one more nail in the coffin for him.

He's your classic fatass turned fit boy trope, the over-compensating is off the charts. Does he have his own thread yet?

 

[Strix454]

Not anymore, after Q ran off with $10k in a classic, long con scheme. Doug is considering the money gone after Q has ghosted him. (And what does Doug do now? He was one of the best fulfillment guys in the Indy comics scene! But I heard something about nfts? All I can see evidence of recently is milquetoast conservitard commentary.)

Doug's people judgement was never all that great. It doesn't surprise me at all that he got conned. He was in early on the NFTs and given his art skills & fame he was able to do ok. He seemed to be monitizing interest in his old neverhood stuff through NFTs and he is still featuring NFTs on his main website page. NFTs are not the grift they once were, but with his art skills & art following he might be still doing somewhat ok. If nothing else, its low effort work for money.

I heard him say once that he stopped doing comics for now because he needed to "make money".

He is back on youtube actually with a pure art channel where he does not do conservative commentary. But he doesn't tend to post on it frequently.

The milquetoast conservitard commentary always seemed to be his real passion. He was struggling for years on youtube trying to break through to a conservitard audience and finally managed to build up a large following in the aftermath of the 2020 election before getting repeatedly banned by YT.

He's your classic fatass turned fit boy trope, the over-compensating is off the charts. Does he have his own thread yet?

There have been attempts to start one going all the way back to 2019. But he has always been considered too ordinary and too boring for a thread. I did a bunch of digging into him recently and the only real thing of new interest I found was that his probable former or current real-world girlfriend (Tiny Badger) is a furry. I also found one video where Camelot was attending a furry event with her in Atlanta a few years ago.
I dont think Camelot has ever admitted that the she was his girlfriend. They were open about living together, but there was a bunch of not very credible stories put out by the two of them about how they were just friends sharing a place. I'm also not totally sure if they are still living together.

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

The milquetoast conservitard commentary always seemed to be his real passion. He was struggling for years on youtube trying to break through to a conservitard audience and finally managed to build up a large following in the aftermath of the 2020 election before getting repeatedly banned by YT.

He's now managed to keep one going for a bit now as its technically his son's channel (but for all intents and purposes its his): https://www.youtube.com/@douginexile/videos. Pretty much shit tier content but similar to his previous conservitard clickbait shit, maybe even lazier.