Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Poon story
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...nut? What the fuck is pooner nut? Yeast discharge? But here's my interpretation of a pooner nut.

 

[Slur Generator]

...nut? What the fuck is pooner nut? Yeast discharge? But here's my interpretation of a pooner nut.
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Its just fluid seeping out of a wound. The doctor that removed her womb needs to be strangled.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm not one to make small talk but I made a comment to the pooner saying "It must be hot under the sweater" because it was very warm and Pooner was the only staff wearing a sweater. They responded by saying that the indoor part of the shop gets chilly because of the AC with a t-voice that could be compared to Kermit the frog on helium. I think the pooner felt a bit shy being called out for wearing their boymoder® sweater. When they handed me back my change, the coins were all sweaty. poor little dood seemed to be overheating :/ Dood must've been 5'1 max and had doe-like eyes.

She was wearing that to hide self harm scars. Wearing a sweater in hot weather is a classic cutter thing.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

Since someone was talking about BabyX3, I'm pretty sure this is theirs. Dood's got all the stylistic notes hit, with some modifications. So either theirs or someone who is VERY close to their style.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Hatched from an egg in the depths of Chernobyl, I present to you Mega Man Cyborg Pooner man



Perhaps Cyborg Pooner's phallo arm would shoot out acidic piss, but I didn't really think that far into the concept

 

[Poonocchio]

Been trying to congratulate my doods on their ever amazing Poonart for what feels like weeks, but every time Alice and honfrens are stress testing the site with DDOS. TTD NOW.

That said, seriously some funny as fuck stuff been posted on this thread in my catching up.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Hatched from an egg in the depths of Chernobyl, I present to you Mega Man Cyborg Pooner man

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Perhaps Cyborg Pooner's phallo arm would shoot out acidic piss, but I didn't really think that far into the concept

Is this what Brianna Wu meant when he said Samus was trans?

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Only thing we need is more bow tie representation.

Pooner doods love bow ties.

You totally reminded me about this crazy rabidly anti-Israel pooner law professor in Seattle named "Dean Spade". For some reason, I always pictured her with a bow-tie, but in reality, she just wears a lot of high-necked Peter Pan-collars (which are totally heckin' masculine, dood, because it has a MAN'S NAME in the name!!!).

Forgive me for disgracing my QUEEN, Camille Paglia, but she looks like Camille Paglia wearing a very obviously fake moustache here:

LMFAO literally looks like the chud Soyjak:

 

[Slur Generator]

You totally reminded me about this crazy rabidly anti-Israel pooner law professor in Seattle named "Dean Spade". For some reason, I always pictured her with a bow-tie, but in reality, she just wears a lot of high-necked Peter Pan-collars (which are totally heckin' masculine, dood, because it has a MAN'S NAME in the name!!!).
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Forgive me for disgracing my QUEEN, Camille Paglia, but she looks like Camille Paglia wearing a very obviously fake moustache here:
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LMFAO literally looks like the chud Soyjak:
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We really need a laughing my ass off reaction. God dam pooners are hilarious.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

For you ALR fans:
Guess whose back on the market?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

You totally reminded me about this crazy rabidly anti-Israel pooner law professor in Seattle named "Dean Spade". For some reason, I always pictured her with a bow-tie, but in reality, she just wears a lot of high-necked Peter Pan-collars (which are totally heckin' masculine, dood, because it has a MAN'S NAME in the name!!!).
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Forgive me for disgracing my QUEEN, Camille Paglia, but she looks like Camille Paglia wearing a very obviously fake moustache here:
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LMFAO literally looks like the chud Soyjak:
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You are right. She has big bow tie energy even though she is not wearing one.

 

[gorororo]

I had a realization re what pooners with bow ties reminded me of: Dr. Who, specifically the 11th doctor.
The 11th Doctor wears a bow tie and he was on the show between 2010-13, peak tween/young teenager age range for zoomers. Same age range that kids really start trying out their own styles.

I associate early 2010's tween fashion with mismatched styles and anything "quirky" and the 11th (and 10th) Doctor both certainly fit that. I can see pooners using Dr Who (or - allah forgive me - superwholock) as the cornerstone of their personalities.

 

[Constellationzero]

You totally reminded me about this crazy rabidly anti-Israel pooner law professor in Seattle named "Dean Spade". For some reason, I always pictured her with a bow-tie, but in reality, she just wears a lot of high-necked Peter Pan-collars (which are totally heckin' masculine, dood, because it has a MAN'S NAME in the name!!!).
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Forgive me for disgracing my QUEEN, Camille Paglia, but she looks like Camille Paglia wearing a very obviously fake moustache here:
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LMFAO literally looks like the chud Soyjak:
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Looks more like creepy Uncle Rico with her 1970's porno van down by the river.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I had a realization re what pooners with bow ties reminded me of: Dr. Who, specifically the 11th doctor.
The 11th Doctor wears a bow tie and he was on the show between 2010-13, peak tween/young teenager age range for zoomers. Same age range that kids really start trying out their own styles.

I associate early 2010's tween fashion with mismatched styles and anything "quirky" and the 11th (and 10th) Doctor both certainly fit that. I can see pooners using Dr Who (or - allah forgive me - superwholock) as the cornerstone of their personalities.

The Dr Who fandom was pretty big on tumblr too. For a little while hipsters were into suspenders, handlebars and bowties, lots of pooners seem to be stuck in that 2008 mindset, its a miracle we don't see more pooners with fedoras

 

[weirdwound]

I was there on tumblr 2010-too long. I've seen it. The Dr Whovian SuperLock fandoms were full of pooners!!! So much fanart had those characters drawn like hippy pooners, too.

 

[Sissyagamben]

For you ALR fans:
Guess whose back on the market?

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Daycare teacher at daycare…

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

law professor in Seattle named "Dean Spade"

She has gone to some lengths to bury her "dead name"- it took me almost 10 minutes to find it.



"Dean Spade" is in reality Jane Parlee Goldschmidt. An alumna of Barnard, a noted women's college.



She looked poonish even then.

She went through a phase of going by Jane Spade before she got spayed trooning out. Another victim of Dashiell Hammett's writing, dammit.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

IRL Pooner whines that gay bathhouses aren't inclusive enough, especially because they have way more urinals than toilets. Also... Ezra?! Could you pick a more obvious pooner name!?
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So you're saying this bathhouse has no fatties or mentally ill women? If I was the owner I'd use this review as promotional material lol

You totally reminded me about this crazy rabidly anti-Israel pooner law professor in Seattle named "Dean Spade". For some reason, I always pictured her with a bow-tie, but in reality, she just wears a lot of high-necked Peter Pan-collars (which are totally heckin' masculine, dood, because it has a MAN'S NAME in the name!!!).
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Au contraire: a Peter Pan collar has rounded edges. What you're seeing here is simply a normal shirt collar that has been buttoned all the way up. Inexplicably popular with "queer" types and frequently worn with jewelry tucked under the collar or with collar bars or stupid little collar clips with chains. The Pooner Pan collar, if you will

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

So you're saying this bathhouse has no fatties or mentally ill women? If I was the owner I'd use this review as promotional material lol

Based gay transphobia.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The Dr Who fandom was pretty big on tumblr too. For a little while hipsters were into suspenders, handlebars and bowties, lots of pooners seem to be stuck in that 2008 mindset, its a miracle we don't see more pooners with fedoras

Doctor Who is completely pozzed now, Russel T Davies was ranting about the LGB Alliance being transphobic, and there's troons going on about troonery in the show.
I miss Strax, the Sontaran butler. He was the best character, because he "misgendered" everybody and didn't give a fuck. Mostly people were a bit annoyed or amused, they got over it fast and it was just a joke about Sontaran biology and him not understanding sexually dimorphic species, but these days he'd probably get a sanctimonious and unfunny lecture for it.

Chris Eccleston is the best Doctor anyway.