🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SammyShield]

I'm gonna go against the majority & go with this being legit. Even with his pilled-out, alcohol-addled brain, Ralph must have been aware of the massive self-own the last *Work* breakup was.

Lately it has become blatant how much mutual resentment Ralph & the horse have for each other & how the only thing fuelling their relationship is spite & sunk-cost reasoning. Ralph has been spiralling fast lately & May must have at least a scrap of instinct for self preservation.

The Ralph/Horse breakup saga is inevitable, I really hope this is it now.

 

[Malaika]

For people who havn't been guntwatching that long, I'd like to point out that when Ralph and Nora divorced Ralph behaved the same way he is doing now. He was very stoic/passive on social media and made a blogpost talking about how Nora was, is and always will be his best friend. It was only years later we found out that in fact, they did have a messy divorce and that Ralph had paid Nora to pretend like the divorce was amicable so Ralph wouldn't have to take an L.

I'm not convinced this is real, but it's not something you can base on his current demeanor.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Schizo theory: can't tell if the breakup is real or just a work, but the reason for it is that he's trying to get back with Faith (or at least smooth things over with her a little bit) so she doesn't refile her retarded lawsuit, and it's well known that Faith hates no one more than the horse.

Faith doesn’t want Ralph back. But Ralph would much rather be with her than Meigh and it shows. Pantsu passes are valid for anyone BUT Faith. Meigh is obsessed with Faith rejecting her sexual advances and knows that nothing she can do will ever compare to Faith bearing Ralph’s only son and capturing Ethan’s heart.

I don’t believe they’re really splitting, but Ralph doesn’t even try to hide his regret at losing Faith — or his disgust and regret over marrying Meigh — anymore. I just think Mantsu has an enormous capacity for humiliation and she’s got a long way to go before she decides to try to unfuck her life. I’d be shocked if she ever manages it.

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

Ralph announces his separation from the horse.

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So null could be right with his 2023 prediction for Ralph in the end?

 

[Anonanon]

Gay op 100%

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

For people who havn't been guntwatching that long, I'd like to point out that when Ralph and Nora divorced Ralph behaved the same way he is doing now. He was very stoic/passive on social media and made a blogpost talking about how Nora was, is and always will be his best friend. It was only years later we found out that in fact, they did have a messy divorce and that Ralph had paid Nora to pretend like the divorce was amicable so Ralph wouldn't have to take an L.

I'm not convinced this is real, but it's not something you can base over his current demeanor.

It was also the same with Faith. He had both of them lying after the fact to play along with his story so he didn't look bad on the Internet. Faith fell apart much more quickly because of the infamous gunt tape. Even Ade at first he tried to pretend but she's a retard who can't keep her mouth shut so the mask came off the next day.

 

[Pendinelli]

Not only phisically but also content wise Mexico is hurting Ralph badly. Being so distant from where things are actually happening (the USA) forces him into doing these kind of stunts to keep the train going. A sad state of affairs.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ralph announces his separation from the horse.

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>separates from a horse
>wants to see BoJack Horseman landmarks
Pottery

 

[Hax1337]

I doubt this is real because Ralph is not calling Meigh a worthless flat chested whore that can't birth a son,
but if it is real it'd be really funny because the vast majority of the horse's tweets are just promoting ralph and the killstream and now those tweets will just abruptly end lol

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph recently stopped trying to hide the fact that Faith was his one that got away. He’s made it clear he’s still emotionally attached to Faith and wishes he hadn’t knocked up and married My Tranny Pony.

Yes but he's been 10 times worse with Nora from the start and the horse endured it, although I guess Faith and the horse hate each other so that would sting a lot worse.

I do think that it would be a combination of:

• Money running out
• Longing for Faith/Nora
• Xanax/booze/drug abuse in general and the way it ramped up lately
• Not giving a shit about Rosie while telling everyone on twitter how great his son is (not that she cares much about the child, but much like Ralph, spite seems to be a big factor for her decision making)
• The "I would just have to replace them" comments from a few weeks ago
• Pretending they don't hate each other to spite her family and the alogs became too much work/nor profitable anymore
• Ralph throwing her under the bus repeatedly for the journal (including a very long tweet about itthe same day he announces they are separating) and dragging her into the legal proceedings (which as per the leaks she was not happy about)

I mean there are tons of more reasons (not the least of which being that this is Ralph we're talking about), it's just curious that she endured so much abuse.

Ralph's pity tweets do seem to be a similar state of mind to when Faith and Nora finally ended it. The fact he claims to want to skip visitation (the best way he has to spite the Vickers) to just go home and be alone does make it more believable. Plus who knows what he's taken while at Dax's place but it's probably more than his regular Xanax/booze combo, which would affect his reaction to all of it.
Him seeking validation on twitter the way he's doing seems to be typical sad Ralph.

Either way one if his claims is he wants to go back to Mexico "to be alone" meaning that in this supposed timeline the horse already left, she doesn't have any family or friends left but Harry would probably take her back, so they won't be able to keep it up for long if it's not true.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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I don’t buy it either. That said, Ralph really IS this pathetic. Just had to get that on the record.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Here's what happened: Gunt went out to celebrate his court W and got fucked up on drugs. He has to pass a drugs test to see his guntling which he will now fail, so he needs an excuse not to go to visitation that he thinks can't be used against him.

He'll go back to Mexico and skip the visit claiming the big sad about her leaving him and they'll be "back together" within a few days.

 

[Mister Mint]

I'm leaning toward believing it right now. If it was a work Ralph would be grandstanding and calling her a bitchwhore and the usual Ralph things to make himself seem cool and Alpha or whatever.

Instead he's going off like some emo kid on twitter looking for asspats and telling strangers they're the only ones that love him.

Not that Ethan Ralph is the king of maintaining a good public image, but what kind of faggoty work is that to paint the picture that he's sitting there sobbing into his tits over a horse?

(also worth noting for Ralph: no, I do not believe that airport fiasco was a work either)

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Here's what happened: Gunt went out to celebrate his court W and got fucked up on drugs. He has to pass a drugs test to see his guntling which he will now fail, so he needs an excuse not to go to visitation that he thinks can't be used against him.

He'll go back to Mexico and skip the visit claiming the big sad about her leaving him and they'll be "back together" within a few days.

That's actually a very good point, he's been partying with Dax so there is no way he would pass the drug test required for visitation.

 

[MeltyTW]

I love that Ralph's idea of a win is to just say plausible things then hoot and holler if someone believes it because he has to pretend the airplane shit was a work despite admitting all the bad things about it were true and obviously post hoc creating some reason it wasn't a loss. Forcing him to pretend "hey I ate cereal, pffft fuck you moron I didn't have cereal" is something he does to own people rather than try and cover up his failures

But no mentioning the kf idea of a w l cycle is just obvious fake and I hope he still has pantsu and rozy there to fuck his life over.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Who will go out to pay the bills at the favela with Neigh gone? That’s no job for a Ralphamale to be doing.
He will need a new beast of burden. Is Esofaggy going to take up bottle sweeping duty for free too?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's actually a very good point, he's been partying with Dax so there is no way he would pass the drug test required for visitation.

And would also make it less random how he and Vito are laying it on so thick on Twitter. Not buying it at all.

 

[Elmo]

>separates from a horse
>wants to see BoJack Horseman landmarks
Pottery

Johm Pottery.

Who will go out to pay the bills at the favela with Neigh gone? That’s no job for a Ralphamale to be doing.
He will need a new beast of burden. Is Esofaggy going to take up bottle sweeping duty for free too?

Oh, this is a great point. Ralph is too stupid to remember to pay his Mexican electricity and Internet bills on time. Or make his meals. Or do his laundry. Or clean up after himself. Things are getting very dark and dire, I'm afraid...

 

[whogoesthere]

I doubt this is real because Ralph is not calling Meigh a worthless flat chested whore that can't birth a son,
but if it is real it'd be really funny because the vast majority of the horse's tweets are just promoting ralph and the killstream and now those tweets will just abruptly end lol

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To be fair, Ralph doesnt always do that. He does when its a work or something he feels in control of. But like when he got smacked in Porkchop, his tough guy I don't give a fuck attitude was out the window, now it was "call the police" and crying about how evil Cog and Dan were for doing that. He is only tough when he is the bully.

Like others have pointed out, he has been known to be all coy about shit at first when something real happens to him.

He is also likely aware that the horse has a lot of incriminating things she could spill about him. Ralphie Huge Cock will at least attempt to place nice, if only for a while. It is Ethan Ralph after all, if this is real and he is trying to be smart about it, he will fail. Give it a few weeks and then he will slip up about her being a whore or something, and then the flood gates open up.

I think he held it longer for Nora because he was younger and less fucked up, and he did and still does love her in his own piggy way. Faith seems to have caught him somewhat, even though he at times calls her all sort of horrible names. Seems to come from a place of being hurt. The whorse? He looks at her at times with barely concealed disgust. He drips venom every time they seem to talk to each other. She deserves it though.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He is also likely aware that the horse has a lot of incriminating things she could spill about him

Don't forget he relies on her paypal and debit account as well. He used to use Sandra's but then she died, I don't even know if he has an actual bank account. His donos go into her paypal, and he uses her debit card for everything. He only got the VA, Air BnB, and Mexican rentals because of her as well.