🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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This faggot really doesn't want a fair contest. The fuck is this shit.
 
eaglesfan665 said:
Wish the fuckin "give feedback" feature worked so I could send this and a fullscreen option as suggestions but no such luck
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Seriously. I assume it was taken down early on because retards were spamming it, but it should have been replaced with some sort of contact form for support. Instead, their genius solution is to run all support through Jet's Twitter, as well as chat. It's infuriating how much of this could have been fixed during the downtime on the site, ostensibly most of that was waiting for payments to go through, but it looks like the only changes of note were decreasing the bitrate and changing the live preview into stills.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
The queue is nice but mod approval before sending a TTS is bad. It's gonna be reddit TTS.
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They're running on Google services and Cloudflare, they aren't an IP2 streamer with only their front teeth to lose, it's hundreds of thousands of dollars on the line. It's unfortunate it has to be this way but I don't think mod approval = 'reddit'

If they have to go back to YouTube TTS will be even more censored. As much as I wish they were on stable hardware of their own like the Farms and could do whatever they wanted, that's just not the situation but hopefully Sam gets that sorted. Obviously it should've been done the right way from the start, not here to make excuses for Sam, just speculating on their reasoning.
 
Really proving that all the good shit from this show is in spite of the people running it, not because of them. I expect it to get worse as they continue to ignore their own rules over and over.
 
I think no one will actually ever be kicked from a contest, might have been their plan all along as well to just fuck around not have an actual contest and since no one seems to have fully read the contract they do not know.
 
There's people on 4chan and on Sam's twitter talking about the Simmons thing
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This is just slander. Ok the guy is autistic and weird and has dressed in woman's clothes, but the pedo shit has no basis and this shit better stop before there's consequences for Sam. Just because of quotes taken out of context, this guy won't be able to work after he's out of this show. Sam needs to start using his brain instead of acting on impulse all the time.
 
Forgetful Kiwi said:
I think no one will actually ever be kicked from a contest, might have been their plan all along as well to just fuck around not have an actual contest and since no one seems to have fully read the contract they do not know.
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I like this but I doubt it because I don’t trust the producers to do something funny like this
 
Staffy said:
If they really want to bring back Damiel they should have made him a revenant of some sorts. He would be that guy that comes from the basement once a day and verbally spews shit at everyone but he can't even handle the bants. I guess he could be that guy that steals/misplaces things or put stuff that can piss people off.
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He's Jesus now. To me the whole Jon/DamDaniel love struggle has always been biblical reference to some sorts. Nigga ain't a saint but he's yo savior while Jon is a false prophet who'll sell your ass for 3 fish bucks and a dick down.
 
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
I'm fine with it if it's just censoring spam and slurs, but they'll also probably be censoring things like snitching to the other housemates about vance or saying mean things to the contestants.
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They always should have been hand moderating to avoid spoilers and such, but I do not trust them to do it right.
 
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Mauro appears to have been spending most his morning in quiet self reflection. Though his displayed time is super wrong as I took this just a moment ago. The garage and laundry room are only other camera that has clocks and they're both right. Flawless execution by Sam and Crew.
Also Here's happy Mauro:
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Puff said:
They always should have been hand moderating to avoid spoilers and such, but I do not trust them to do it right.
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Maybe I'm biased but I just don't trust Jet to do it right largely
Also how is Damiel still asleep? I slept, got my 8 hours, woke up and Damiel is still sleeping like a log.
 
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
I'm fine with it if it's just censoring spam and slurs, but they'll also probably be censoring things like snitching to the other housemates about vance or saying mean things to the contestants.
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The spam and slurs I agree with, but not letting TTS stir the pot? That would be a real buzzkill. The fish need to be paranoid and on edge.
 
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