Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Bro it goes so much deeper. Bam was the biggest Valo simp around, he developed an eating disorder so that he could have the same exact body type as Valo, put his band logo over everything and even got into drinking because of HIM. He wanted to be Valo with every fiber of his being

This has ben posted in the thread before but just as a catch up for new readers.
Yes, it was Bamalams obsession w Valo that got him in to heavy drinking.
Valo is sober since way back but Bammy didn't get the memo.

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Once again Bam showing he has no personality of his own but merely imitates who ever is around him.

Ville Valo says Bam Margera is “turning into a monster”: “It’s sad to see” After a stint in rehab last year, Margera said it was his obsession with Valo and the music of HIM that led him to become an alcoholic

HIM‘s Ville Valo has spoken out on Bam Margera, saying that the Jackass star is “turning into a monster”.
Margera was a close part of the HIM universe in the early 2000s, with Margera directing their music videos and the band often appearing on his MTV shows in return.
In 2021, Margera entered a one-year drug and alcohol rehabilitation program and told Jackass co-star Steve-O that his descent into alcoholism was in part due to his obsession with Valo:

"I am an alcoholic. I have been for a long time,” he said. “I remember when I was probably 24, I was so mesmerised by Ville Valo from HIM… he would just walk down the street in Finland and girls would literally faint, sometimes guys too.
So I would just follow his lead. I’m like, ‘He’s buying a pack of cigarettes, I’m buying a pack of cigarettes. He’s getting a beer, I’m getting a beer. He’s doing a shot of Sambuca, I’m doing a shot of Sambuca.’” “Once he cracked open a beer when he woke up, that was the first time I’m like, ‘You’re drinking in the morning? In the daytime?’ He’s like, ‘Yeah, why not? Want one?’ I’m like, ‘Well I’m not gonna let you do it alone, but this is fucking crazy.’ It was the first time I ever day drank.”

Speaking to NME in a new In Conversation video interview, Valo was asked whether he kept in touch with Margera. He replied: “I haven’t heard from him in a while. I think the last time I saw him was during our last tour in the [United] States with him, which was 2017. We tried to contact him via Brandon Novack… but I haven’t been able to reach out in that sense or really talk to him.

Of the personality’s ongoing recovery, he added: “I’m hoping that he feels better because he’s a nice guy. He’s a sensitive, special fella and it’s just sad to see that he’s turning into the monster that he’s turning into. I think I can understand some of it, but it needs to stop.”

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For many people younger than Bam, Tokio Hotel was the band that made them realize they weren’t going to be hip forever

Bam was 27, and a 27 year old former alt kid in 2007 would’ve already experienced this with MCR and even Linkin Park.
Linkin Park and MCR are well regarded these days (well their good albums are), Tokyo Hotel are just….How does one man have such a bad taste in music?
 
Linkin Park and MCR are well regarded these days (well their good albums are), Tokyo Hotel are just….How does one man have such a bad taste in music?
My theory is that he gravitated towards anything that would make young women swoon. Many of my friends would have posters of Tokyo Hotel's singer in their rooms and always talked about how he was their dream boyfriend and similar shit.
I agree that he seems to not have a personality besides being a totally jackass (ha) and he tries to mimick those he perceives as handsome and talented men, things that he is not.
 
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Man, how hard up are Perlman and Elwes that they'll appear at some nothing con in Nowheresville, Florida? Poor Shannon Elizabeth is dragging her 49-year-old ass to the Ocala Equestrian Center, too. Guess she didn't marry rich.

Bam is charging $80 a photo, far more than any other individual guest.
 
Man, how hard up are Perlman and Elwes that they'll appear at some nothing con in Nowheresville, Florida? Poor Shannon Elizabeth is dragging her 49-year-old ass to the Ocala Equestrian Center, too. Guess she didn't marry rich.

Bam is charging $80 a photo, far more than any other individual guest.
The Con circuit is big everywhere. Bigger named guests will draw a lot more fans from further away, like Pearlman (who is sadly a liberal dirtbag) and Elwes. A solid weekend for guests charging $50 for an autograph can easily generated $25-50k. $50 is pretty much the going rate for most guests nowadays. And it is all profit as the Show runners usually pay for the transportation and hotel rooms for these guests.
 
You're so right about Jess being Bam's Cole. Hell even worse Cole wasn't so retarded that he felt he could hijack Sonichu.
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Yeah Jess the world needs Bam Margera's school shooting charity music. Maybe they can collab with Cool Cat.

Edit: Jess was asking for help with T-Mobile, assumingly in the hopes that they could track Bam.
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And just in the last hour orbiter and #FREEBAM Leader BJ is now goofing on him.
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her elderly, new age, demonically possessed, block happy, censorship loving ass isnt helping anyone. she made sure this dude seemed even more unwell than any of us were imagining. "Free Bam". "Free Britney" "Justice For Amanda". Bitch where? Shes not here to help anyone. Her Trump-esque "im being silenced by the msm" act has already been done to death by everyone else on youtube "fighting for free speech". Just getting attention off a fake lawsuit and a fake disavowal of her college degree (da fuq??). I hate this useless cunt. such a goon. EDIT: Added a video of her completely wasted, off her ass on pills... or both. Junkies wont and dont help other junkies.
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Nobody could possibly be surprised by Bam being obsessed with Valo, right? He was so obsessed that he didn't even realize that he himself was more popular than HIM ever was and, further, most people fuckin thought their logos were Bam's creations and not the other way around. It's wild. I feel bad for Bam though. Dude lived a crazy life and got everything anyone could ever want, but he was surrounded by users and they used him up and then ditched him. Bet it's really easy for all his Jackass friends to look down on him now when they are all sober because he was the odd man out but nobody said shit until he was circling the drain. I remember hearing a podcast with him where he talked about Viva La Bam, and how MTV would just give him a few million bucks to film every episode and he couldn't even think of how to spend it all, that's why he would end up hiring Metallica to play on a new skate park he build on the roof and shit.

If you are 24 and people around you give you all that and you basically own everyone you know, how could anyone possibly be surprised when you fall to pieces on the back of it.
 
Just for posterity purposes, as of April 16th, Bam is still being advertised for this con. View attachment 5089029
It always amuses me when the publicity photo is old as hell but I certainly can't blame Bam for not getting new photos.

And that reminds me out of morbid curiosity I did watch like a half hour of Haggard which is free on YouTube and I have to give props to Bam for an independent comedy it is surprisingly entertaining. Don't get me wrong it's no hidden gem but when it comes to indie star vehicles I'd say it's remarkably good. It allegedly was made on a half million dollar budget and it was filmed competently and that Bam directed and edited the movie during the golden years of Jackass is amazing. Also it makes me understand why Bam had such high regard for Ryan Dunn beyond homolust, Dunn was a good actor and delivers a solid performance. The worst actor in the whole movie is Bam who couldn't emote written lines to save his life.

Had Bam transitioned to behind the camera he wouldn't be hiding right now possibly with Rob Swavely. At the very least he'd probably have a lucrative business as a music video director.

Fun Fact: In Haggard Bam's character is named Valo ala Ville Valo.
Fun Fact 2: That advertisement doesn't mention Haggard's spiritual sequel Minghags, which has to be unwatchable judging from the trailer.
her elderly, new age, demonically possessed, block happy, censorship loving ass isnt helping anyone. she made sure this dude seemed even more unwell than any of us were imagining. "Free Bam". "Free Britney" "Justice For Amanda". Bitch where? Shes not here to help anyone. Her Trump-esque "im being silenced by the msm" act has already been done to death by everyone else on youtube "fighting for free speech". Just getting attention off a fake lawsuit and a fake disavowal of her college degree (da fuq??). I hate this useless cunt. such a goon. EDIT: Added a video of her completely wasted, off her ass on pills... or both. Junkies wont and dont help other junkies.
FYI BJ has a Instagram for her cat, just another sign of her being mentally unwell.

BJ is a fascinating character because she doesn't seem to be raking eceleb money like other lawtubers. I kinda hope she gets a spinoff thread in the Beauty Parlor/Internet Famous.
 
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Nobody could possibly be surprised by Bam being obsessed with Valo, right? He was so obsessed that he didn't even realize that he himself was more popular than HIM ever was and, further, most people fuckin thought their logos were Bam's creations and not the other way around. It's wild. I feel bad for Bam though. Dude lived a crazy life and got everything anyone could ever want, but he was surrounded by users and they used him up and then ditched him. Bet it's really easy for all his Jackass friends to look down on him now when they are all sober because he was the odd man out but nobody said shit until he was circling the drain. I remember hearing a podcast with him where he talked about Viva La Bam, and how MTV would just give him a few million bucks to film every episode and he couldn't even think of how to spend it all, that's why he would end up hiring Metallica to play on a new skate park he build on the roof and shit.

If you are 24 and people around you give you all that and you basically own everyone you know, how could anyone possibly be surprised when you fall to pieces on the back of it.
I can feel sympathy for him to a degree, but he's had decades to figure his shit out. At the end of the day plenty of other people who were in his shoes fucked up their lives, but they managed to pick up the pieces. For all those opportunities to fuck his life up, he's been given a lot of chances to fix it. He just keeps choosing to ruin it.
 
Bro it goes so much deeper. Bam was the biggest Valo simp around, he developed an eating disorder so that he could have the same exact body type as Valo, put his band logo over everything and even got into drinking because of HIM. He wanted to be Valo with every fiber of his being
Don't forget the matching crotch tattoos-

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