🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Optantrix]

Gonna disagree with that prediction, autistic simps love ugly girls anyway, especially after forming a bond with them. Makes them seem attainable or ugly-cute

I mean this is the only explanation for iDubbbz and Anisa right?

 

[meat boy]

Sorry but Simmons will champion the disgusting food challenge. The suspicious jelly can be an entree.

 

[Giant Machine]

Letty is a five. Maybe a six on a good day if she’s dressed up, but even then she’s still probably a five. People simp for her because this show makes them feel intimate with the characters. Seeing a woman 24/7 and having to constantly hear the laugh she pulls is a trap for lots of guys who haven’t had previous connections.

The problem is the obesity rate. Letty is the weight a normal woman should be. So she is gonna get a lot more attention from men just by not being in the 65% obese group.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Non-fat Girl in current year = instant 10/10

settle down there big guy, i said "anyone with any semblance of standards" at the start.

 

[Sneed or Death]

Surprised no one mentioned Simmons saying when he goes on a date he's going to ask him or her if they want children.
Don't remember him saying he was bisexual at any point earlier.

 

[convulsion swell]

"Living room text to speech starts in a few minutes." in the new robot voice.

 

[Nick Gars]

insane how Jon is always either the best or the worst person in the house, and it can change hourly

This right here is why Jon is easily my favorite of the bunch. Dude goes from "lovable retard who says the funniest shit ever" to "ear grating sperg who pisses off everyone in hearing distance" at the flip of a switch. It's fascinating. It's a good thing he's there too, because this would be pretty tame and boring so far without him.

 

[Heliantheae]

What's the lore behind Graf?

Histrionic hypocritical half-wit

 

[CoolFool]

Letty's hungry and trying to make food while holding the baby, Jon offers to make her food, meanwhile Vance, Letty's actual "partner", is just standing around looking like a dumb oaf.

Simmons awakens to ask Jon to also cook him food, which Jon agrees to do.

 

[coof coof]

The problem is the obesity rate. Letty is the weight a normal woman should be. So she is gonna get a lot more attention from men just by not being in the 65% obese group.

Don't want no sticc but stay away from the extra thicc.

 

[King George III]

Jon suggesting a disgusting foods challenge including raw liver. I'd like to see that.

I've had raw grouse heart from a fresh kill. It wasn't too bad, I think. I was drunk when this happened.

 

[Kikkoman]

I like the new tts voice. You can at least hear the living room ones well from kitchen cam.

 

[curbside2]

Letty is a five. Maybe a six on a good day if she’s dressed up, but even then she’s still probably a five. People simp for her because this show makes them feel intimate with the characters. Seeing a woman 24/7 and having to constantly hear the laugh she pulls is a trap for lots of guys who haven’t had previous connections.

If Letty wasn’t a BPD nightmare I’d find some of her interaction with Jon and other masculine men endearing. Looks shouldn’t be your only quality you’re seeking in a woman and her need for validation from strong men is a genuinely healthy trait. The problem is pretty much everything else she has going on.

 

[Crungass]

Thank god for the moderated TTS, I'd hate for anything but Josie dick sucking and compliments to go through.

 

[convulsion swell]

"Jon Vance kidnapped your baby and Letty shook it around." over TTS!!!

Jon and Vance grin at each other, Jon crossing his arms.

 

[Lokenstien]

Lmao Jet TTS trying to tell letty to stay strong knowing that she's going to get mega sexually harassed in a couple of minutes.

 

[Steinercard]

I swear I saw Damiel take the batteries out of his baby; the literal definition of killing it for this challenge. He looks completely checked out from this entire experience.

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Riveting content from the definition of a deadbeat. Also why does he get to avoid the camera a second time?

So glad Damiel is back. He's producing some grade A content in the last 16 hours.
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I suspect Damiel legitimately doesn't want to be there anymore. And Jet's pet flying wiggers are forcing him without realizing Damiel wants to fuck off. How the fuck do you be so bitchmade you seethe over someone apologizing to you? How the fuck can Damiel fans like this complete seething bitch when he constantly proves he's got less balls than neutered dog?

 

[CoolFool]

First TTS is telling Jon that Vance kinapped the baby and Letty shook it. Jon looks at them and they say "Really? You believe that?" Jon goes back to making food.

 

[Sneedifarms]

If Letty wasn’t a BPD nightmare I’d find some of her interaction with Jon and other masculine men endearing. Looks shouldn’t be your only quality you’re seeking in a woman and her need for validation from strong men is a genuinely healthy trait. The problem is pretty much everything else she has going on.

if her personality was normal and not a BPD scat fetishist toesucker her looks would be excusable. she isn't, so they really aren't.

 

[Staffy]

Simmons pretending to sleep is a stress response. When I was a younger guy I got into some trouble and had a court date. The days I leading up to that date I just wanted to lay in bed all day.