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Right, but if she's gone, he didn't, so who gaf that he didn't? He's an idiot, but hopefullyDude, all he had to do was hide them.
"So your wife and baby just left you this morning and you're getting another divorce? Cool, there's a gallon of booze and a shotgun, I'm gonna leave for a few hours." - best friend Dick Masterson, April 26 2023
I really hope Dax put his guns on a tall shelf so Ralph can’t get to them.
DAX CALL 911. NOW before this bitch croaks in your basement.
Lets be real. Short of the odd xannie lying around and maybe some booze, what is actually in there that would be worth anything
Sorry fren.
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Dick's 12 gauge ticket to paradise is peaking out from behind the green screen right in piggy reach.
As a convicted felon should he be allowed around guns even if they belong to somebody else?
it's not against the law
Dick is dumb as shit for leaving that thing out. If Ralph did decide to use it to turn out the lights, Dick could easily get in serious shit. If Ralph had been swatted, at the very least I think he would have left in cuffs and the gun confiscated, and potential charges for Dick. If Ralph had picked up the gun and held it for more than a few seconds, it could be clipped and he would be fucked with Xander, and possibly (likely) charged. And again, potential criminal liabilities for Dick.If he has access in California it could be illegal.
I hope Ralph uses one of Dax’s own rifles to spruce up the paint job with the contents of Dax’s skull. Nothing personal.Fuck it, Dick enabling Ralph do this in full HD has put me back on the Dax train. Only the most hardcore aylog would do this to someone who JUST got dumped and has massive drinking / drug problems in a house that’s full of drink and drugs.
We're getting into horror game journals levels of degradation over time. Reminds me of seeing shodan turn some poor guy into a mutant creature right when he thought he'd at least get to die.Ralpha-babble
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Wants to donate family land(?) to trans clinic(?) because the U.S. is fucked. Doesn’t have money like Elon Musk(?) so will let them take it on tranny grounds(?) for a tax break(?).
Couple minutes later.
He owns that land(?), is going to build a church(?), and will pay people every day(?).
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No clu
Chronicler? Biased to Jesse? Jesse from PodAwful?Portrait-maker:
Sandra tried to prevent Ethan from turning into Ronnie Ralph. She failed but it was a hopeless endeavor.So is Ralph still alive?
I hope Ralph uses one of Dax’s own rifles to spruce up the paint job with the contents of Dax’s skull. Nothing personal.
Gotta say, I’m feeling similar pangs of pity like I did watching Lisbon beatdown number two. This is a very regrettable end to a life that must have started with SOME hope. Ralph had white skin, a (tiny but present) dick, and his mother busted her ass to send him to private Catholic school. She hoped her son would do better than she had — and made great personal sacrifices to provide for Ralph as a single mom.
And this is where he is today. Cautionary tale isn’t the primary identity ID anyone wants to bear — especially egotistical Ralph.
I can’t help but laugh at it all, shit’s hilarious. But it’s also a fucking shame.
Same energy.Ralpha-babble
Land:
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Wants to donate family land(?) to trans clinic(?) because the U.S. is fucked. Doesn’t have money like Elon Musk(?) so will let them take it on tranny grounds(?) for a tax break(?).
Couple minutes later.
He owns that land(?), is going to build a church(?), and will pay people every day(?).
Portrait-maker:
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No clue.
You can't stop the Bi-Curious Bois. The Bi Boy Band is registered for the World Beats Fair. The bluetooth headsuits are loaded with the best .flac files and are ready to go. You can't be discriminary cause they're blaaa...Bi-curious Boi, officially back on the market.
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Why after everything else he has fucked up in this world would Ethan Oliver Ralph decide that his look should be “Baked Alaska but morbidly obese”?Bi-curious Boi, officially back on the market.
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As someone who used to eat benzos like popcorn and washed down with booze 15+ years ago, can confirm. My dumb ass drove home many a night with one eye or the other closed to stop seeing double.He does it with the other eye too, just not as often. I think it's simply that he's so wasted he literally can't have both eyes open without seeing double, so he has to close one even to be able to see. He's literally blind drunk.
Dick surrounds himself with the most degenerate people possible so his own lifestyle looks normal by comparison.Reiterating what some other people have said in this thread: Dick's enabling of Ralph's behaviour has gone from at best loyalty to a fault and at worse a "let me laugh at the retard behind his back while pretending to be friend's with him" attitude to something really insidious that makes me hate him far more than any Cuties/loli defending. The fact that he hasn't done anything - from encouraging rehab to just advising him to not stream when he's so clearly zonked - and the fact that if anyone tries to ask him "why aren't you doing anything", he'll deflect with his awful jokes that only make him laugh is something that's secured him a space in the deepest depths of hell.