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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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ten dollars off said:
People keep knocking on May for looking like a horse. I'm relatively new to Ralph, and I hadn't really seen a good picture of her. I was skeptical because I like a lot of actresses with weird faces who others may think are ugly; Clea Duvall, Julia Stiles, Allison Williams, etc.

Then I saw some photos of May.

Uh, yeah, wow. Too much. Too weird. Too horsey.
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she honest to goodness looks like a post-op TIM in so many photos it's frightening

and I've known some quite nice long-faced wammens, and they can look feminine

the horse is a horse, of course, but if it weren't for rozy.gov i'd still be suspicious that she was a he
 
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Well after seeing that last stream I'd like to be the first to say even if I'm a week or two early:

Rest in peace Ralph. The world isn't any worse with your departure but you were funny to laugh at so I'll kinda miss you. Also MATI is going to be entirely about trannies and fat people so that sucks. It's going to rough on your kids not knowing their real dad but seeing you having drug induced conversations with people who aren't there is 10x worse so this is probably for the best.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
she honest to goodness looks like a post-op TIM in so many photos it's frightening

and I've known some quite nice long-faced wammens, and they can look feminine

the horse is a horse, of course, but if it weren't for rozy.gov i'd still be suspicious that she was a he
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I still hope someone takes one for the team, because it probably won’t fully sink in for Ralph until she’s getting some dick again and bragging about it on Twitter.

Imagine the flex if she ended up with a dude who even took turns on top.
 
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ten dollars off said:
People keep knocking on May for looking like a horse. I'm relatively new to Ralph, and I hadn't really seen a good picture of her. I was skeptical because I like a lot of actresses with weird faces who others may think are ugly; Clea Duvall, Julia Stiles, Allison Williams, etc.

Then I saw some photos of May.

Uh, yeah, wow. Too much. Too weird. Too horsey.
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This is hilarious because I personally had the exact same experience. I was thinking, “oh, they're probably just making fun of her because they don’t personally like her personality rather than her looks. How can a woman really look like a horse anyway? She can’t be that bad. They say shit about Shoe and Venti, and they’re both hot. Let’s see what this May actua- oh. Oh okay. I see. Yeah.”
 
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Looks like May took Rozy while Ralph is out in the Diddler Mansion.
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I like that he added the “took muh kid” as a codicil a day later. Did anyone think May hopped on a plane and left Rozy in her crib for Gunt to come home too? Ralph has made clear that he refuses to do any sort of child care or raising. He can’t care for or support “his kids” because he’s mentally ill drunk pillbilly.

Imagine how he would react if Pantsu offered to give him full custody of Rozy.
 
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I like that he added the “took muh kid” as a codicil a day later. Did anyone think May hopped on a plane and left Rozy in her crib for Gunt to come home too? Ralph has made clear that he refuses to do any sort of child care or raising. He can’t care for or support “his kids” because he’s mentally ill drunk pillbilly.

Imagine how he would react if Pantsu offered to give him full custody of Rozy.
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My 100% true and honest prediction is that if he ended up with custody through some mishap, he would try to hire the cheapest possible hooker in Mexico to be a live-in nanny and Meigh replacement. He wouldn’t have enough money for that to go on more than a couple of days, after which time he would just not feed her until Rozy died.

Edit: or Rozy would OD on xanny crumbs
 
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My 100% true and honest prediction is that if he ended up with custody through some mishap, he would try to hire the cheapest possible hooker in Mexico to be a live-in nanny and Meigh replacement. He wouldn’t have enough money for that to go on more than a couple of days, after which time he would just not feed her until Rozy died
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My prediction is Rozy would be dead in two weeks or less if Ralph had custody of her.
 
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It's been called many times before boys, but I think this is it, I think this Lolcow is entering his ending arc, no way he is going to survive two court mandated child support payments.
He is/was never going to bother to go to a visitation with Cosy Rosey, but his spite for Vickers means he'll maintain those as long as he can.
I think the sun, might finally be setting on the Ralphamale
 
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