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Tipster really be dickriding like crazy, 25 gifted T1 subs and in the chat all the time.

My favorite excuse is that Keffals doesn't remember ANYTHING that they did in February because benzo's caused memory loss, this conveniently covers the time where they encouraged the chat to go pretend to be black piccrews which kicked off the racism allegations.
What are the odds?

Also the story timeline don't quite add up, LiveinLondon of whatever their name was (the second person to talk about the drug addict thing on Twitter) said that they found out Keffals was addicted to cocaine soon after September/October after the Swatting.
Keffals story only has cocaine enter the picture in January... I think.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Tipster really be dickriding like crazy, 25 gifted T1 subs and in the chat all the time.

My favorite excuse is that Keffals doesn't remember ANYTHING that they did in February because benzo's caused memory loss, this conveniently covers the time where they encouraged the chat to go pretend to be black piccrews which kicked off the racism allegations.
What are the odds?

Also the story timeline don't quite add up, LiveinLondon of whatever their name was (the second person to talk about the drug addict thing on Twitter) said that they found out Keffals was addicted to cocaine soon after September/October after the Swatting.
Keffals story only has cocaine enter the picture in January... I think.
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Lucas was probably snorting columbian nose candy and the other drugs back last summer. Remember that huge order of Taco Bell and shit he claimed was sent to him. I bet the fat fuck ordered it when blacked out and forgot about it
 
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Punished Neco said:
Also the story timeline don't quite add up, LiveinLondon of whatever their name was (the second person to talk about the drug addict thing on Twitter) said that they found out Keffals was addicted to cocaine soon after September/October after the Swatting.
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My personal pet theory is that Lucas got addicted to cocaine while visiting EllenFromNowOn after the swatting. That's why we saw people reassuring Ellen on his private twitter about Lucas's drug use — Ellen initially provided the drugs and feels somewhat responsible for everything that happened.
 
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Online rehab would give perfect cover for the theory he never went to rehab. He never personally entered a building for rehab but he probably took autistic zoom calls or something.
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Not to be a buzzkill, but the Covid faggotry gave rise to Outpatient Rehab via zoom. Still don't believe this homo went to Inpatient for meth. None of his pre-"rehab" streams had the signs of meth use.
 
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Not to be a buzzkill, but the Covid faggotry gave rise to Outpatient Rehab via zoom. Still don't believe this homo went to Inpatient for meth. None of his pre-"rehab" streams had the signs of meth use.
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I recall one stream of his where he tells someone he's not their hero. He sounded drunk af. Could've been on drugs though. Idk, he probably never went to rehab. But I'm just being
:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
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Wasn't part of the appeal of Bluesky that it was decentralized and hard to deplatform people? Because Keffals just said to combat a single transphobe, the CEO retroactively revoked half the invites or something??? Is Luke just retarded and misunderstanding what happened, or is Bluesky just shit?
 
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Twitters out there killing people now. These people do know they don't have to be online right?

Also: Better get your wallet out!

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Polentic said:
I recall one stream of his where he tells someone he's not their hero. He sounded drunk af. Could've been on drugs though. Idk, he probably never went to rehab. But I'm just being
:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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The booze I can believe, given the constant slurred speech and I might believe the heroin claim too, but he most definitely was not on stimulants. His streams would have been far more lively if he'd been tweeked out of his mind.
 
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People like keffals and all these other faggots and Jurnos moving over to Bluesky are always going to come crawling back to Twitter, they tried this shit already with “Hive social” or whatever a few months ago, anyone even remember that? At the end of the day Twitter is to huge and has everyone already on it and that’s not going to change anytime soon. The only way to get traction like keffals and his type of people desperately crave is on Twitter
 
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