Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 148 39.6%

  • Total voters
    374
This is not the kind of conversation a conservative entertainer
But he's NOT a conservative... he's never claimed to be trad. He's a faggot...
Less than a year has seen our boy go from being a christian family man, to being the life of the underwear party.

Perhaps it's time to take your own advice Nick.
I want to specifically point out that his guests pointed out correctly that Jack Murphy's kids have to deal with their dad's degeneracy being online and that's awful. Nick even agrees.

Flash forward less than 1 year, and Nick is yelling at his viewers that "he hopes they find his sex talk stuff. And that he wishes his dad talked about kinky sex more with him". What an absolute faggot
 
But he's NOT a conservative... he's never claimed to be trad. He's a faggot...

I want to specifically point out that his guests pointed out correctly that Jack Murphy's kids have to deal with their dad's degeneracy being online and that's awful. Nick even agrees.

Flash forward less than 1 year, and Nick is yelling at his viewers that "he hopes they find his sex talk stuff. And that he wishes his dad talked about kinky sex more with him". What an absolute faggot
I believe it has already been said, but the fact that 2021 closed with Jack Murphy and 2022 ended with Nick going off the rails coomer seems like some kind of kismet.

What may the end of this year bring? Some political spergery with American politics starting to heat up for 2024? Will Nose lean in (or be able to lean into) the political grift?

The last few times he has done politics, he resonated with the edgy conservative who though lolberts were cool with their marijuana stance. Can he cobble together enough credibility for disillusioned GOPers without alienating his coomer audience now by becoming a square or putting the trad dad hat od hypocrisy back on?
 
The last few times he has done politics, he resonated with the edgy conservative who though lolberts were cool with their marijuana stance. Can he cobble together enough credibility for disillusioned GOPers without alienating his coomer audience now by becoming a square or putting the trad dad hat od hypocrisy back on?
I think it is fairer to say he resonated for a time with the "political alienated", who felt underserviced by the "journalistic" industry. (Everyone right of Obama, probably). His SCOTUS streams were often in my recommends. Issues down to the politicization of our justice/court system seemed to be easy pick ups for new subs before there were live trial streams. I suspect, like myself, people were becoming increasingly aware through social media that they weren't being informed about certain topics and YT was just a faster highway to receive such information and educated perspectives without having to sift through the literal filth that is American media.
 
The OG "Kiwi" Crowd: I'm not sure how to characterize this but here's my effort: It's the OGs who were initiated into Nick for the Ralph/ Killstream & Lolcow crazy + anime/Vic stuff + gamers. This crowd seems to have a low tolerance for hypocrisy.
You really don't understand the farms still, do you?
The last few times he has done politics, he resonated with the edgy conservative who though lolberts were cool with their marijuana stance. Can he cobble together enough credibility for disillusioned GOPers without alienating his coomer audience now by becoming a square or putting the trad dad hat od hypocrisy back on?
He tried to lean really hard into the "We'll overturn the vote and take back our country!" type boomers. In other words, he still thinks a political solution is possible. He is a "conservative" only in the sense he wants to conserve his own money while spending yours.
 
I think it is fairer to say he resonated for a time with the "political alienated", who felt underserviced by the "journalistic" industry. (Everyone right of Obama, probably). His SCOTUS streams were often in my recommends. Issues down to the politicization of our justice/court system seemed to be easy pick ups for new subs before there were live trial streams. I suspect, like myself, people were becoming increasingly aware through social media that they weren't being informed about certain topics and YT was just a faster highway to receive such information and educated perspectives without having to sift through the literal filth that is American media.
This is basically a wordy way of saying he mainly appealed to those who had some interest in law, but weren't blue pilled sheep. You didn't really even have to be a die-hard conservative to appreciate Nick. You just had to appreciate the fact that the mainstream media is dogshit, and be open to alternate POVs.

Now he's barely interested in law, and is more interested in acting like a degenerate. All the appeal he once had is gone.

But he's NOT a conservative... he's never claimed to be trad. He's a faggot...
I don't think Nick ever referred to himself as a conservative, but:

1. His cope is still B.S., because everybody and their second cousin perceived him as being morally right-of-center. The projection argument is a bit hard to swallow when you got so many different people perceiving the same thing. He's almost trying to argue everybody is suffering a mass delusion.

2. Dick Masterson referred to him as a "Christian Conservative" during the stream where he and Null parted ways. Somehow I don't think Nick will argue that Dick was projecting. It's just KF and everybody else calling him a faggot, naturally.
 
You really don't understand the farms still, do you?
Feel free to school me. I'm informed by listening to MATI (plus Null's appearances on Racket's show), reading this thread for a year, and randomly looking at about 5 other threads + I know Kiwi's history.

The go-to Kiwi self-definition is "We're here to laugh at lolcows". Okay, fine. But that's wildly one-dimensional.

Kiwi - or at least this thread - is WAY more than that. On this thread alone, we've had rather deep conversations (I mean, the bar is low on social media) about theology, addiction, and psychology. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is singularly ruining Nick's Locals (and she probs knew she would) while tracing his driving to cosmetic surgeons, and @200MB 's entire (not esp funny) post brilliantly exposed Nick's hypocrisy.

Meanwhile, there is a wealth of historical knowledge here going back to Ralph, Vic, Greer, etc. which approximately ties in with nerdom in the best way (anime, gamers, et al) - and advanced tech knowledge which most OG Farmers seem to have.

You know what all that actually is? Journalism. As it was meant to be.

The only hypocrisy I see in Kiwi''s 'We're just here to laugh at lolcows' is that around 80% here are ex-fans (change my mind 🙂). There is actual anger underlying the mockery - to varying degrees. I'm guessing @200MB spent at least 20 hours creating that indicting post. I don't even want to estimate how many hours @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has put into her "hobby".

Feels like far more than only laughter. And that's FINE. Comedy is often rage infused. (Dick Masterson and about a few dozen other comedians have made careers of it. I don't want to put Chap into the same sphere as Dick ... anyway, you get the point.)

But let's not pretend it's ONLY about comedy. That's merely the veneer and marketing.
 
Feel free to school me. I'm informed by listening to MATI (plus Null's appearances on Racket's show), reading this thread for a year, and randomly looking at about 5 other threads + I know Kiwi's history.

The go-to Kiwi self-definition is "We're here to laugh at lolcows". Okay, fine. But that's wildly one-dimensional.

Kiwi - or at least this thread - is WAY more than that. On this thread alone, we've had rather deep conversations (I mean, the bar is low on social media) about theology, addiction, and psychology. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is singularly ruining Nick's Locals (and she probs knew she would) while tracing his driving to cosmetic surgeons, and @200MB 's entire (not esp funny) post brilliantly exposed Nick's hypocrisy.

Meanwhile, there is a wealth of historical knowledge here going back to Ralph, Vic, Greer, etc. which approximately ties in with nerdom in the best way (anime, gamers, et al) - and advanced tech knowledge which most OG Farmers seem to have.

You know what all that actually is? Journalism. As it was meant to be.

The only hypocrisy I see in Kiwi''s 'We're just here to laugh at lolcows' is that around 80% here are ex-fans (change my mind 🙂). There is actual anger underlying the mockery - to varying degrees. I'm guessing @200MB spent at least 20 hours creating that indicting post. I don't even want to estimate how many hours @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has put into her "hobby".

Feels like far more than only laughter. And that's FINE. Comedy is often rage infused. (Dick Masterson and about a few dozen other comedians have made careers of it. I don't want to put Chap into the same sphere as Dick ... anyway, you get the point.)

But let's not pretend it's ONLY about comedy. That's merely the veneer and marketing.
I will not speak for anyone except myself (a key feature of this site being the ability to maintain rugged individualism of expression) but I think the attempt to neatly encapsulate in so many words exactly what goes on here is a mistake.

It is what it is, and that can change on any given day.

We are influences on and alternately influenced by the ebb and flow of conversation around the thread topic in a manner much too complex to map. In a strange way, The Farms is what Nick professes to want people to have: The ability to do and be what you want with minimal constraints that do not circumscribe the possibilities that reach out to infinity.
 
The OG "Kiwi" Crowd: I'm not sure how to characterize this but here's my effort: It's the OGs who were initiated into Nick for the Ralph/ Killstream & Lolcow crazy + anime/Vic stuff + gamers. This crowd seems to have a low tolerance for hypocrisy.
This should probably be called the "weeb wars" crowd. I kind of doubt most of them are still watching Rekieta after the tradcon phase (which alienated plenty of them), the "big trials"/lawtube phase, and the coom phase.
 
But let's not pretend it's ONLY about comedy. That's merely the veneer and marketing.
Why must Americans describe everything as "marketing"? Kiwifarms doesn't market. The users aren't marketing. It simply is, and if you come across it and find something interesting, you join.

It's simply not a company or a cohesive whole. It's an ad hoc group of weirdos on the internet laughing at the shit they find.
As it turns out, being a fan of something is another way of finding things. It's certainly not the only way. Do you seriously think the people hunting zoosadists on this site are spurned fans? That everyone who joined the site in it's first few years was a great admirer of Chris-Chan's art?

Schadenfreunde doesn't require intimacy, it simply needs to be. The concept of a drugged out, self immolating, internet man shoving his balls into a bizarro sex toy in order to finally be able to fuck his drugged out, emaciated wife is funny. It doesn't require grand explanations.

And frog thread, never forget frog thread
 
You know what all that actually is? Journalism. As it was meant to be.
Ma'am. Those are fighting words.

I have grown accustomed of being falsely accused of being a "basement-dwelling, tranny-killing, nazi incel fascist" but I will be god damned if I permit anyone to accuse me of being a "journalist." You knock that shit off right now.

❤️
 
Feel free to school me. I'm informed by listening to MATI (plus Null's appearances on Racket's show), reading this thread for a year, and randomly looking at about 5 other threads + I know Kiwi's history.

The go-to Kiwi self-definition is "We're here to laugh at lolcows". Okay, fine. But that's wildly one-dimensional.

Kiwi - or at least this thread - is WAY more than that. On this thread alone, we've had rather deep conversations (I mean, the bar is low on social media) about theology, addiction, and psychology. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is singularly ruining Nick's Locals (and she probs knew she would) while tracing his driving to cosmetic surgeons, and @200MB 's entire (not esp funny) post brilliantly exposed Nick's hypocrisy.

Meanwhile, there is a wealth of historical knowledge here going back to Ralph, Vic, Greer, etc. which approximately ties in with nerdom in the best way (anime, gamers, et al) - and advanced tech knowledge which most OG Farmers seem to have.

You know what all that actually is? Journalism. As it was meant to be.

The only hypocrisy I see in Kiwi''s 'We're just here to laugh at lolcows' is that around 80% here are ex-fans (change my mind 🙂). There is actual anger underlying the mockery - to varying degrees. I'm guessing @200MB spent at least 20 hours creating that indicting post. I don't even want to estimate how many hours @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has put into her "hobby".

Feels like far more than only laughter. And that's FINE. Comedy is often rage infused. (Dick Masterson and about a few dozen other comedians have made careers of it. I don't want to put Chap into the same sphere as Dick ... anyway, you get the point.)

But let's not pretend it's ONLY about comedy. That's merely the veneer and marketing.
I'm glad you enjoyed my post but please don't get it twisted, I was giggling like an idiot almost the entire time I spent putting it together. I believe you are projecting your motivations onto the rest of the thread. You feel (perhaps justifiably so) that you were wronged by Nick and his community and you want him to pay. However Nick's fate makes no difference to me, if he turned everything around tomorrow good on him. There will never be a shortage of cows to laugh at. If you are feeling anger/rage you're too attached.
 
I don't even want to estimate how many hours @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has put into her "hobby".
That's classic Kiwi farms austim. You can't deny all the screeching and moaning from the locals userbase about their chats being logged and laughed at isn't funny. It's the internet version of holding up a mirror. It's how libs of tiktok is so successful.
 
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu is singularly ruining Nick's Locals (and she probs knew she would) while tracing his driving to cosmetic surgeons, and @200MB 's entire (not esp funny) post brilliantly exposed Nick's hypocrisy.
Make no mistake, Himedall is not ruining Nick's Locals. It was on a path to destruction the moment people started posting nudes in it and Nick insisted on encouraging that behavior instead of telling them to stop acting like fucking idiots, which both showed how goddamned lazy he is and how little he respects his wife.

Documenting what people say and do is exactly in line with the culture of KF and always has been. As far as I'm aware, everything Himedall is doing is business as usual.
 
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