Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

A little over an hour into his youtube stream last night, Nick went into a whole thing about how he goes to Wayzata MN for beef jerky. He claims that he eats about half a pound of beef jerky a day. (to go along with the ramen and the pre-cooked boiled eggs I guess).
It kind of seemed like he had been looking at the recent conversations here about his various trips to Wayzata MN and was trying to come up with a story to explain them.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

just has "fun"

This faggot and his codewords. It's always just a bit of "fun", with him and Kayla.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

A little over an hour into his youtube stream last night, Nick went into a whole thing about how he goes to Wayzata MN for beef jerky. He claims that he eats about half a pound of beef jerky a day. (to go along with the ramen and the pre-cooked boiled eggs I guess).
It kind of seemed like he had been looking at the recent conversations here about his various trips to Wayzata MN and was trying to come up with a story to explain them.

What a bizarre excuse lmao
Insert obligatory he goes to wayzata to get something jerked joke here

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

A little over an hour into his youtube stream last night, Nick went into a whole thing about how he goes to Wayzata MN for beef jerky. He claims that he eats about half a pound of beef jerky a day. (to go along with the ramen and the pre-cooked boiled eggs I guess).
It kind of seemed like he had been looking at the recent conversations here about his various trips to Wayzata MN and was trying to come up with a story to explain them.

Nick expects us to believe he doesn't just have beef jerky delivered to his house? The guy who gets his clothes from a loot crate service? The guy who buys PRE-BOILED EGGS because he's too lazy to boil water?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

What a buzzard excuse lmao
Insert obligatory he goes to wayzata to get something jerked joke here

“hHungabungalunga Morty! Put on this balldo, Morty, we’re going to wayzata to get something jerked”

 

[Thugnificent]

He claims that he eats about half a pound of beef jerky a day. (to go along with the ramen and the pre-cooked boiled eggs I guess).

His entire diet consists of preservatives, amphetamines, and alcohol; no wonder he's getting sick constantly.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Is the new fitness regime Coomalot's doing or is Nick just fed up with the chat mocking his shoulders?

He’s got to get his beach body ready for cuck week at Hedo II in 30 days. As always he provides an aloof description of where the vacation is early in the clip. Also he wants to spread the 100 pushups all day, but he’s too busy to do that so he might have to do them all in a row. Phew that’s HARD work! Somebody needs to tell Richard Simmons that spreading them all day defeats the purpose and won’t accomplish much.

Spoiler: Workout Man

Nick expects us to believe he doesn't just have beef jerky delivered to his house? The guy who gets his clothes from a loot crate service? The guy who buys PRE-BOILED EGGS because he's too lazy to boil water?

He’s gotten worse. This cope stream he specifically referenced not eating ramen in the title. Now he just warms soup he purchased from a restaurant and waxes about its tastiness. Of course he still uses a spoon like a shovel and drinks milk straight from the carton.

edit: grammar

 

[Captain Manning]

Guys, I'm confused...

I thought Nick didn't read this thread.

Also, hi Nick.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A little over an hour into his youtube stream last night, Nick went into a whole thing about how he goes to Wayzata MN for beef jerky. He claims that he eats about half a pound of beef jerky a day. (to go along with the ramen and the pre-cooked boiled eggs I guess).
It kind of seemed like he had been looking at the recent conversations here about his various trips to Wayzata MN and was trying to come up with a story to explain them.

Is this a 'work'?? Or is that petrol station Jerry too good?

He’s got to get his beach body ready for cuck week at Hedo II in 30 days. As always he provides an aloof description of where the vacation is early in the clip. Also he wants to spread the 100 pushups all day, but he’s too busy to do that so he might have to do them all in a row. Phew that’s HARD work! Somebody needs to tell Richard Simmons that spreading them all day defeats the purpose and won’t accomplish much.

Spoiler: Workout Man

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He’s gotten worse. This cope stream he specifically referenced not eating ramen in the title. Now he just warms soup he purchased from a restaurant and waxes about its tastiness. Of course he still uses a spoon like a shovel and drinks milk straight from the carton.

edit: grammar

Forgot to mention in his last cope stream he mentioned he had a holiday planned in the next month.

His paypigs reaction was 'ANOTHER one!?' and he got defensive.

Parasocial relation is a hell of a drug.

 

[Swole McPole]

Somebody needs to tell Richard Simmons that spreading them all day defeats the purpose and won’t accomplish much.

Nick just loves spreading them. If he can spread them all day, so much the better. Gotta get those cheeks in shape for Hedonism II

 

[Gorton Colu]

What a bizarre excuse lmao
Insert obligatory he goes to wayzata to get something jerked joke here

Is he really trying the boulder defense? There is truly nothing new under the sun.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

It kind of seemed like he had been looking at the recent conversations here about his various trips to Wayzata MN and was trying to come up with a story to explain them.

No one has a scheduled appointment in another town to go pick up beef jerky.

Forgot to mention in his last cope stream he mentioned he had a holiday planned in the next month.

His paypigs reaction was 'ANOTHER one!?' and he got defensive.

The Vegas and Philly trips weren't holidays, those were "work".

Even though he didn’t stream either of them.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I believe it has already been said, but the fact that 2021 closed with Jack Murphy and 2022 ended with Nick going off the rails coomer seems like some kind of kismet.

What may the end of this year bring? Some political spergery with American politics starting to heat up for 2024? Will Nose lean in (or be able to lean into) the political grift?

The last few times he has done politics, he resonated with the edgy conservative who though lolberts were cool with their marijuana stance. Can he cobble together enough credibility for disillusioned GOPers without alienating his coomer audience now by becoming a square or putting the trad dad hat od hypocrisy back on?

IMO Nick can easily pivot to the left. He's already a sexual degenerate and all he has to do is start praising "transgender children" by saying how great it is that good parents are recognizing their children's gender identity, and Nick knows since he's a good father himself. He can criticize da big bad gubmint (like those Republicans) for getting in the way of the right of parents to help their kids get hormones or chop their dicks/tits off. And if anyone criticizes him for this change in position, Nick just has to say "no, I'm a libertarian and I've always been in favor of parental rights." We know he has no principles, so he can take other libertarian stances like "borders are bad because that's an illegitimate use of government power, the free market shoul decide immigration." He can be Breadtube's pet libertarian, it'll work out great for him.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Hey kids we are going on another vacation!
Sweet where are we going?
Oh you’re going to stay with your grandparents it’s just me and mom again
But we wanna come too!
Well you see that’s impossible because I resent you and your mother wants to have sex with strange men while I watch and that’s hard to do with kids around you understand
Fuck you dad

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick yelled at HydroPX again tonight. You can hear him say "Yeah go ahead" he was telling one of his mods to ban him. Freeze Peach 4 life!
Here's that clip —

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Link to the full stream — https://www.youtube.com/live/5TokgQGEsBg?feature=share

Rewatching the Elissa clip again, I was reminded that Nick claims that Hydro PX wrote to Locals asking for him to be disciplined over "racism" and "anitsemitism".

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

IMO Nick can easily pivot to the left. He's already a sexual degenerate and all he has to do is start praising "transgender children" by saying how great it is that good parents are recognizing their children's gender identity, and Nick knows since he's a good father himself. He can criticize da big bad gubmint (like those Republicans) for getting in the way of the right of parents to help their kids get hormones or chop their dicks/tits off. And if anyone criticizes him for this change in position, Nick just has to say "no, I'm a libertarian and I've always been in favor of parental rights." We know he has no principles, so he can take other libertarian stances like "borders are bad because that's an illegitimate use of government power, the free market shoul decide immigration." He can be Breadtube's pet libertarian, it'll work out great for him.

As entertaining as that might be, I doubt it.

Nick ascended to the role of LawPope somewhat unworthily, in an objective retrospect. I will admit that I myself was taken in by the confirmation bias of a barrister (read: smart person) telling me what I wanted to know about the law and mirroring my dissatisfaction with Government, but his track record with prediction and legal analysis has been horrendously bad. While the outcome of cases not matching predictions cannot be held against him (the law is unpredictable where juries and judges are concerned) his charismatic and enthused defense of his positions were misleading, at best.

Objectively, all of the true legal experts he has raised against do gave more legal experience and insight than Nicholas. Many of them however, being much mote meme-able until recently and rubbish humans. Nick's credibil8ty waa built on other lawyers' unlikeability.

All that to say that Nick has misunderstood ehat brought him to fame and does not have the awareness or skill to make the pivot successfully. I foresee a descent into a weird mix of off-brand Tim Pool news reading with the unhinged manic energy for degeneracy of Alex Jones when someone says 'Balldo'.

 

[northstar747]

- Nick is supposedly doing 100 push-ups a day. He complained he had to do all 100 in a row right before the show. Right...

So I ve always thought if nick wanted to do mid life crises and deniable homo shit. He shoulda set up a home gym and made work out streams where he gets all sweaty and his harem of wine moms cheer him on.

 

[Captain Manning]

Forgot to mention in his last cope stream he mentioned he had a holiday planned in the next month.

Recommendation going forward:

Every time that happens, look at Dick Masterson's schedule.

I would bet you anything you're gonna see a lot of correlation between the two.

The Vegas and Philly trips weren't holidays, those were "work".

Even though he didn’t stream either of them.

I am betting he's glad he didn't stream the WATP/TDS thing. From what I've seen, heard, and read, he made a complete drunken ass out of himself there. So much so that even Masterson's people thought it was too much.

Rewatching the Elissa clip again, I was reminded that Nick claims that Hydro PX wrote to Locals asking for him to be disciplined over "racism" and "anitsemitism".

to doubt.

More likely, Hydro just called him a faggot, and Nick wants to cope by calling that censorship.

Nick does not comprehend what free speech and censorship are anymore. That much is abundantly clear. He just knows that people calling him out for his bullshit are bad.

Also, I think it's hilarious Nick and his sycophants call anybody that criticizes Nick "beta." Exactly how is unconditionally supporting somebody in everything they do "alpha"? Do these niggers not comprehend that doing the latter actually the most beta thing you can do?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

to doubt.

More likely, Hydro just called him a faggot, and Nick wants to cope by calling that censorship.

Well, Nick claimed in the same video to have the receipts right there.

He just chooses not to show them...

 

[newuser131]

IMO Nick can easily pivot to the left. He's already a sexual degenerate and all he has to do is start praising "transgender children" by saying how great it is that good parents are recognizing their children's gender identity, and Nick knows since he's a good father himself.

i am hoping for a nick rekieta/duncan mcloud teamup to own the alogs. his lobertarianism seems to be contrarian in nature, so it really is not far fetched.