Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Kinbote]

Pellegrino is an Objectivist. Didn’t someone say Pat used to be a Rand fan?

Fatrick is whatever the current internet trends need him to be.

 

[Aegeus]

late stage, post-Mitchell Joe Don Baker

The resemblance is uncanny.

did his mother drink while she was pregnant

My theory is both Chris Chan and Fatrick have FAS. It explains a lot about both of them; their moms appear to be people who don't care about their sons. CWC and Fatrick are so similar in so many ways, and they're the only two cows that I find even remotely interesting.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Surprising results when Piggy’s Twitter receives the word cloud treatment…

If this has been posted, lemme know. Credit to the enigmatic John Walker Flynn on Twitter. Reminds me of someone…I can’t quite place the face though. Oh well.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Surprising results when Piggy’s Twitter receives the word cloud treatment…
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If this has been posted, lemme know. Credit to the enigmatic John Walker Flynn on Twitter. Reminds me of someone…I can’t quite place the face though. Oh well.

Holy shit. It's so horrible but it's exactly what his twitter is like. All his tweets that he wants to go viral, about this books, his political takes, his home improvement projects, his gay vehicles, you name it, are completely drowned out by his "no u stalker child" tweets. I didn't read every word but the only somewhat positive word I saw that was somewhat big was "book".

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Holy shit. It's so horrible but it's exactly what his twitter is like. All his tweets that he wants to go viral, about this books, his political takes, his home improvement projects, his gay vehicles, you name it, are completely drowned out by his "no u stalker child" tweets. I didn't read every word but the only somewhat positive word I saw that was somewhat big was "book".

heeehehehhee it's like some creepy fatrick written porn parody of lotr

 

[Red Frida]

What the fuck is wrong with fatty? I know we normally ask these questions but legitimately this goes beyond schadenfreude or whatever the fuck the rest of us do. Taking joy in the suffering of someone who will be remembered for hundreds of years longer than yourself is the ultimate Pat cope. Ayn Rand had a lot of things working against her and despite that actually HAD bestsellers unlike Fatrick. Her book 'The Fountainhead' was one of the most interesting things I ever read; which I doubt anyone has actually said about 'Into the Black Anus' or whatever the fuck Fatrick wrote.

Cope and seethe piggy.

Edit: I didn't check the date on that tweet, so I guess I'm the simple one. I'd delete this post if I could.
Still I'd say it's obvious his main reason for disliking Ayn Rand is because people he doesn't like enjoy Ayn Rand. He pretty much admits this.
Do we know whether PCJ (PBUH) was Republican or not? Would be an interesting piece to the puzzle.

 

[Meriasek]

I think Rand is kinda overhated and I don't love Objectivism, but I think it has more merit than a lot of modern philosophies.

I think Pat's one of those people who never really read Atlas Shrugged or The Fountainhead and just went with the liberal crowd that it's bad.

To be fair, an absolutely vile pile of diarrhea has more merit than. Most 20th century philosophy.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Surprising results when Piggy’s Twitter receives the word cloud treatment…
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If this has been posted, lemme know. Credit to the enigmatic John Walker Flynn on Twitter. Reminds me of someone…I can’t quite place the face though. Oh well.

these things are a ton of fun. here are some interesting word combinations i've spotted:

>FUCKED MANY CRIMINAL HOES
>NEVER NEED IOWA
>LITTLE BROTHER NAZI
>THEFT INVESTIGATION, FELONY ROOM
>UPSET TIME
>JUST pretend
>PISS
>awwww YES DAY
>CHILD woke
>DIVORCE TELLS CYBERSTALKER RUN

but my favorite is "DELUSIONAL DETAIL". could be a good name for a book. maybe a chapter in Porsalin's upcoming documentary? also fatrick's on the side of Ukraine right? makes sense since he appears to love S.T.A.L.K.E.R. so much.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Surprising results when Piggy’s Twitter receives the word cloud treatment…
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If this has been posted, lemme know. Credit to the enigmatic John Walker Flynn on Twitter. Reminds me of someone…I can’t quite place the face though. Oh well.

Fatty’s definitely going to childing Flynn at this point. More laughs at his retardation, of course.

 

[John_Smith]

DIY Patso returns after yesterday's triumph over the evil hollywood nazi lovers.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we now know how and where Don Cerdito disposes of the bones of all those little Lebowski Urban Achievers he transforms into pepperoni. The MPD would never think to look for them there. What's the over-under that his second try at this project will be even shittier than the first?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

DIY Patso returns after yesterday's triumph over the evil hollywood nazi lovers.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we now know how and where Don Cerdito disposes of the bones of all those little Lebowski Urban Achievers he transforms into pepperoni. The MPD would never think to look for them there. What's the over-under that his second try at this project will be even shittier than the first?

is that fence still installed the wrong way?

 

[Meriasek]

is that fence still installed the wrong way?

Hard to see, but the visible area does look suspiciously smooth without any posts. So probably still backwards. How did he weasel himself out of having to fix it? Maybe the city just didn't give a shit because it's a ghetto area?

 

[Octavia]

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1653694816847532034

Hard to see but it definitely looks like Porque Squeeler has been at it again after a rough day at Hooligans! Having to rally the funds to pay Quasi must be hard.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

we've known about him since 2017

Reminder that the Brothermen have actually uncovered Pat being a complete asshole online as far as fucking 2005!

1) Brothermen Shane Gills putting Sherlock Holmes to shame

2) Asking basic stuff about card headlight in a forum (also mentioning Adrienne's car)

Fat mongoloid proving nothing ever changes.


3) Grown man struggling with a light bulb. Also: "Did you know I own a Bullit? Yes, it's a special edition. A Bullit. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HAIRDRESSER CAR?"

4) If you still had any doubt about Kempesh's identity...

Fatrick hates Rand. Dunno if he "used to."

I can't find all the receits, unfortunatelly. But he used to love Rand when he was around 20ish. Then, he claimed the 2000 election and his "travels around the country" changed his perception of her philosophy.

Patrick has spawned 3 of the first three threads in our newest subforum (including himself). With this, the arrest record, the mugshot, the debtor's exam, the Pelligrino...

2023 is Year of the Pig.

1000%. But make sure not to forget the rest! The Winsconsin Court order, Owen's "A Christmas Carnage" (all of it which happened in Jan 6th, his most hated day of the year hehehe). When you remember all this shit below happened not only in 2023, but in the very FIRST week of the year... man, what a life this man has hunh?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-14298271

Is there a thread about award-nominated editor Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki yet?

I don't know if it's already in the works, but if it isn't, it damn well should be! In the meantime, I'll repost my crude primer on Ekpeki that I hastly wrote last January for those interested in a quick look:

Spoiler: The Life and Times of Donald Oghnechovwe Ekpeki

For those who don't visit Ona, their latest mark is Donald Oghenechovwe Ekpeki (aka Ooga Booga). Donald is an book editor (i.e, not a writer) from Lagos, Nigeria who has been adopted by the SFWA as a way of atonement for their crimes of being alive while white. To wash away their white guilt, the SFWA decided to make him the first black African to receive their prizes.

Besides being part of the SFWA, his connection to Pat comes from the fact that after Donald was denied a Visa to come to the US, the SFWA and Pat specifically managed (through twitter) to bully the US Gov into giving him a visitor's Visa which allows him to stay in the US for 6 months.

Ever since arriving in the US, Donald (I refuse to try typing Ognhenpapapaksjdfeoefzdwe ever again) has grifted and abused the good will (?) and pockets of his SFWA friends, and, as of now, seems like he's decided to fool Uncle Sam and is not in going to go home at all.

In fact, it seems like he knowingly produced a litany of inaccuracies ("felony lying, stalker") to get his Visa. One example of it is that he had his Nigerian friends create and edit a wikipedia page that does nothing but exalt this completely unknown editor with the intention of boosting his social credit and justify extending his Visa

Spoiler: The Rascals fucking with the Wikipedia page of a "Genius"

But what made me write this post is not the fact he's a serial liar (like Pat), and a racist who blames white people for everything (Like Pat!), but that he might actually be even more of a conceited asshole than Patrick. Yeah, I'm not joking.

Now, before you read this last part, keep in mind there's a TON of tweets full of stupidities, woke hot takes, racism and guilt tripping this guy has written. I just don't have the time to search for it now, but if you wanna see if he deserves to be on the Pest's radar, just google him and you'll find justifications immediately. Personally I think having to be around Pat is punishment enough, but...

Anyway, here it is. Brotherman IGotaTreeOnMyHouse85 found a interview from last week, and as I read through it, my jaw hit the floor with how full of himself, lazy, racist, abnoxious, Owe-is-me Patrick's friend is. The dude even says the publishers are the ones who should go look for him and other "disabled" people and not the other way around. He's just too good for that.

Spoiler: Some excerpts from the interview

Ps: all those diseases he claims to have here are easily treatable. Specially now he's in the US.

Spoiler: Credits and links

Ooga gives an interview all about his “disability”

There’s a lot of nonsense in here, mixed in with his usual arrogance and of course blames racism for most of his problems. I was joking when it sounded like disability is being lazy but he pretty much says he doesn’t do much / have the energy / doesn’t feel like doing anything as his disability...

pfgforums.com

Writing While Disabled

I might write only one story in a month, but I'll make sure that it has five times the strength and the effect.

strangehorizons.com

(warning: old HTTP site)

Bonus: Now, THIS is how you convince Uncle Sam you deserve to stay in Milwaukee: show you've already adapted to the local traditions.

Spoiler

 

[FinnSven]

Man, Cordon would make for a good Patrick. From what little i read about Corden he also is a cunt like Patrick when the cameras are off, a perfect fit really.

He was also “childed” by Patrick Stewart.

James Corden and Patrick Stewart clash at Awards

Subscribe to TheShowbiz411! http://bit.ly/1dXOPuVJames Corden and Sir Patrick Stewart had an awkward onstage clash at the Glamour Awards. Who do you think ca...

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[The Taco Santo!]

DIY Patso returns after yesterday's triumph over the evil hollywood nazi lovers.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we now know how and where Don Cerdito disposes of the bones of all those little Lebowski Urban Achievers he transforms into pepperoni. The MPD would never think to look for them there. What's the over-under that his second try at this project will be even shittier than the first?

Why use killmats? Surely the liberal application of salt is the proper solution to Pat's weed problem. Make sure you really mix it in good with the soil. And don't stint, Pat. If you think you're using too much, you aren't using nearly enough.

 

[Maude Snew]

Fatrick is whatever the current internet trends need him to be.

He's not the fat faggot with bitch tits the Internet needs, he's the fat faggot with bitch tits the Internet deserves.

 

[Broadside]

I wonder if there's any particular reason Patrick is taking shots at Ayn Rand today.
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From Mark Pellegrino's Wikipedia page.

Patty got bitch slapped by someone more famous and successful than him on twitter so he's being especially cunty today.

>Objectivist
>Democrat
>Liberal
>American Capitalist Party

Dude what the fuck Mark How can you read Rand and still be a Dem though?

 

[Ophelia]

How can you read Rand and still be a Dem though?

He wants to get work.

 

[easy]

I was chatting with a coworker today about a local piece of news. He's a nice guy, but he has a funny voice.
Anyway, during the conversation, he said the word 'stalker', and now today I've just been having thoughts of him saying 'atalker child' in his weird voice. I wish it would stop. This thread has ruined me. Fatrick wins again...